Just a silly little one-shot that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. The Ministry Six grab a large flat off off Diagon Alley after Hogwarts. There's only one problem: it has a cupboard. N/G with implied H/Hr and R/L. Rated T for mild language and talk of butts.

An Arithmancer and a Herbologist room together post-Hogwarts during the early days of Voldemort's first rise. Shenanigans will ensue. No smut or gore. No planned pairings. Rating is mainly for language and innuendo (and there will be plenty of both). Basically just a "Day in the Life" fic of two flawed wizards figuring out the adulting thing. Read and review if it suits your fancy.

Tom Riddle made a single brash decision that set him on the path towards becoming Voldemort; the creation of his first Horcrux. Diary Tom regrets his greatest stupidity, and seeks to fix it. Humor with a little romance, and maybe a dash of CrackFic. Features TMR/GW (post-graduation), implied H/Hr, a good but slightly goofy Dumbledore, and a Tom Riddle who shouldn't make acronyms.

Lavender's snagged Ron, but she needs to get Hermione off of the market (for her own sanity, at least). Her and Parvati drag Seamus and the Golden Trio into a modified game of Truth or Dare. Hermione's gone over the rules, so it can't get too crazy. Right? LB/RW, Seamus/Parv, H/Hr. T for snogging, mentions of adult stuff, and language. Summary is meh. Writing is probably worse. P

My take on the classic "But I AM the Chosen One" scene from the Half-Blood Prince.