SergeantSarcasm7
 Author has written 9 stories for Ninjago, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Forever. in case you havent noticed this is the profile the amazing SergeantSarcasm7!!!!! Well i guess you want to know more about me so... I am a author (I will post my story on sundays) and I am writing a story! (Captivating Contrasts!) and more about me!; Favorite shows; Ninjago, merlin (HOW DARE THEY END IT!!!! THEY BUILT UP SO MUCH EPICNESS BUT THEN CHOPPED OFF THE "HEAD" LAME!), Once upon a time, MLP;FIM, Legend of the Legendary heroes, Fairy tail, fruits basket, and other shows (mostly ninjago!) I like the hobbit! Gender [that is a supper hard question for me btw]; Female! haha! And I am a bad speller My favorite colors are; blue, white, and purple. I am on deviantART! http:/// I have drawn all of my OCs so LOOK I TELL YOU! Twelve days of ninjago (BY SegeantSarcasm7 and 1captain obvious) On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! I watched the trailer! On the second day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! Two nindroids (Pixal and Zane) And I watched the trailer! On the third day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! Three male adults (Dr. J, Sensei, and Lord G) Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! Four new weapons Three adults Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! Five ninjas! Four new weapons Three adults Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! Six epic explosions Five ninjas! Four new weapons Three adults Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! Seven is tick tock! (the episode don't say this) Six epic explosions Five ninjas! Four new weapons Three adults Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! eight desperate heroes! Seven is tick tock! Six epic explosions Five ninjas! Four new weapons Three adults Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! Nine raging fans eight desperate heroes! Seven is tick tock! Six epic explosions Five ninjas! Four new weapons Three adults Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! ten minutes of screaming! Nine raging fans eight desperate heroes! Seven is tick tock! Six epic explosions Five ninjas! Four new weapons Three adults Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! eleven epic take-downs! ten despriate heroes! Nine minutes of screaming! eighteenth of December! Seven is tick tock! Six young teens Five ninjas! Four new weapons Three male adults Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! On the first day of Ninjago what LEGO did to me! Twelve months of waiting! eleven epic take-downs! ten despriate heroes! Nine minutes of screaming! eighteenth of December! Seven is tick tock! Six young teens Five ninjas! Four new weapons Three male adults Two nindroids And I watched the trailer! Fangirl wishes XD this is totally all me! made and thought of this myself! 1: to play the great dalmuti with the ninja. *epicness* 2: hear/watch Zane sing Sombody to love by queen 3: to drink ice tea with parry the platypus! (Drink tea live as old as Sensei Wu!) 4: to practice sorcery right in front of Uther, then run away and say; "you will never catch me alive!!!!!!!" *evil laugh* 5: Be carried bridal style by one of the ninja. (ZANE!) ;) 6: to hug Yuki and turn him into a rat! 7: to tell arthur that merlin has magic and can kick butt. also tell him all the stuff merlin has done to to save you royal life so diamond day does not happen. 8: to sneak outside the castle... at night... (so everyone besides Uther pretty much has snuck out of his castle... so I made a spongbob refeance.) this is still work in progress. I only read really ninjago fanfictions but... i still like other shows... NINJAGO LUVERS OATH! whenever I feel the flakes on my nose, and winter comes around. when I feel the chill of the weather, in my mind, Zane will be found. whenever I feel overly warm, or see the glowing flames. when fire or tempers are around, i will speak Kai's name. when the flash eminates through my room, or I hear the boom that's after. when lightning is showing itself through the clouds, through my mind I hear Jay's laughter. when look at the sand or trip in the dirt, and feel the messy ground. when earth is around me, especially rocks, In my mind, Cole will be around. whenever I find a youthful girl, who is brave, strong, and kind. who is better than others think her to be, Nya will cross my mind. when I find a man, old and wise, who lectures people on end. who tries to find the facts in life, Sensei Wu fills my head. When a person is dark, and obsessed with power, who on the inside is kind who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting, Lord Garmadon invades my mind. when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast. and swears to copy his father. who is actually strong at heart, my mind is what Lloyd will bother. upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing, or looking at them with fear i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss, and think of the serpentine leaders. If you LOVE NINJAGO copy and paste this to your PROFILE! Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile. If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, please. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." List only 10 characters from any series. Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu (1) Zane (2) Kai (3) Cole (4)Nya (5) Jay (6) Lloyd (7) Misako (8) Skales (9) Sensei Wu (10) Lord Garmadon 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction? Why hello Zane... Just kidding I would probably scream my head off (because he was in the bathroom and I was naked and in a scared or offensive way) even if it was my favorite ninja.. I am so modest.. 7 cooked you dinner. thank you misako? 4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this? GASP! Nya and Jay having a fight? they must be having some relationship problems... POPCORN! 6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do? Perhaps Lloyd is angry about having to fight his father? Pitty him? 3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction? Gay marrage is legal in Ninjago? *Raises eyebrows* You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet. no comment and I walk away...* You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you? Probably and then Sensei Wu will give me some sort of "life lesson" You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos. SENSEI WU!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!! Why hello Zane... 8 confessed to be a part of your family. WHAT??? I AM A SERPENTINE? OR ARE YOU LIKE... A UNCLE OR SOMETHING IN LAW? 6 kidnapped you, why is this? Wakes up tided up with rope in a chair, Lloyd removes sock in mouth so i may speak* Me; Lloyd? Why have you brought me here? Lloyd; *gets all up in my face* MAKE ME YOUR FAVORITE NINJA OR ELSE!!!!!! *sighs and thinks of his lack of fan-girls* me; NEVER!!! You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10. MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!! I would like to sue Sensei Wu for my sudden blindness... TWICE NOW! 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament? That actually makes sense... 5 gave you a teddy bear. Thanks Jay! *looks over to nya and gives Jay a questioning look* 9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together. I guess they could talk about stuff but... 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this? Well Lloyd and Skales are enemes... I am not sure why Misako is so interested... but I guess watching fight scenes in the show is interesting so why not? It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is? SLEEPOVER!!!!! AWESOMENESS! 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night. What do you want Jay? hmm? You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10? Save me Kai!!!! saranara Garmadon! Of course... If Zane magicly poofed out of nowhere I would ditch both of them! 1 suspects you are Kira. I think I have a small idea what kira is... but he would be wrong I guess... You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two? Even when we may be in a life or death situation he would still make us train... But Parry the Platapus is also in there and shows us a hidden door so we can escape. 2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek. Sorry Kai... I like someone else... 4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking? so at first Nya puts in arms by cristina Perri. but instead I put in sombody to love by queen, shove Nya out of the way, and make Zane sing it instead... and I will die a very epic fangirl death... 1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay. NO! it can't be, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *turns off gay switch* PROBLEM SOLVED! XP All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing? Eventhough I may be Bias... Zane would win with his epic, mad ninja skillz... Why are they fighting though? List only 10 characters from any series. Hetalia (1)Russia (2)Italy (3)England (4)France (5)Germany (6)Japan (7)America (8)Prussia (9)Romano (10)Spain 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction? "RUSSIA! YOU'RE REAL!" 7 cooked you dinner. Cheeseburgers are good. 4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this? Coo-coo clocks. 6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do? Oh my GerIta. I gotta film this. 3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MARRY 4! MARRY 4! MARRY 4! You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet. Well... he is in the BTT... You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you? Maybe, maybe not. You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos. is broken* 8 confessed to be a part of your family. I am part Prussian... My ancestors lived in the awesome Prussia. 6 kidnapped you, why is this? I DID NOT TAKE YOUR MANGA! ONLY SOME SUSHI! You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MARRY 4! MARRY 4! MARRY 4! 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament? Lol.. That actually makes sense... 5 gave you a teddy bear. Thank you Germany! 9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this? Prussia is angry at Japan and America is watching... I honestly don't know... I would be interested too. It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... don't try anything frog. 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night. I'M NOT GOING TO RUN IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT, GERMANY! You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10? Spain or Italy? hmmmmmmmm... I'd rather have Russia but I'll probably stay with Spain. 1 suspects you are Kira. Sorry Russia. I am not. You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two? Me and Romano. Nothing would really happen... but if my bff were there 'something' would happen. 2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek. Sorry Italy... I like someone else... 4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking? "I'm sexy and I know it" or something... I would sneak in "Fairytale" by Alexander Rybak. Then I would die happy. 1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay. NO! it can't be, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Well... Go have fun with America then... All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing? Italy. List only 10 characters from any series. The Consequences of Yaoi. I will be Guinevere (1)RussAme, Nick (2)GreecexJapan, Kitty (3)GerIta, Adele (4)AmericaxBelarus, Sam (5)SuFin, Veronica (6)SpaMono, TJ (7)AusHun, Arnold (8)FrUk, Dean (9)PruCan, Gabriel (10)GerIta, Bobby 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction? "Nick! you don't walk in on people showering! Unless you want to join... honhonhon..." 7 cooked you dinner. That's nice of him, but you should be cooking for Kitty... 4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this? They are fighting over Adele. 6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do? What's wrong this time? She angry about her name? I'd probably hide. 3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! cute! You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet. I walk away slowly. You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you? Who? You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos. Kitty? Who gave Nick this bright idea? who? 8 confessed to be a part of your family. sarcastically* Nooooooooo... 6 kidnapped you, why is this? I DID NOT TAKE YOUR CHOCOLATE! ADELE DID! You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10. INCEST ISN'T WINCEST! MY EYES! MY EYES! 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament? Why is Arnold taking relationship advice from Sam? I think they are just drowning their sorrows. 5 gave you a teddy bear. Thank you, Veronica! 9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together. No. The RussAme Child is mine. 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this? Weird... I have no clue... It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I don't want to watching any Supernatural. 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night. What is it? your w'f is missing? You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10? Why was I with Bobby in the first place!? save me Kitty! 1 suspects you are Kira. Sorry. I am not. Why did you watch Deathnote? You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two? That stinks... being tapped in an elevator alone. 2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek. Good rehearsal Kitty! Now go sing to Arnold! 4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking? Sam. He would pick Carry on my Wayward son. obviously. I would make him sing... a vocaloid song with Adele and the UsUk child. 1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay. No. You are not allowed to be gay, slave. All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing? Well I would be out... I think Gabriel. Nobody would remember him. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 4.5 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total:7 I gues I am just unique! .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have called you insane. Total: 1 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. (i would like to think so) You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. Total: 5 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. (Of course not!) You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. (I guess...) You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. (besides dragons lol) You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total:2 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 3 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. (sometimes...) You don't talk much You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 2ish .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. (I hope so) You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 3 Grand total; FIRE;1 WATER;5 EARTH;2 AIR;3 DARKNESS;2ish LIGHT;3 I am a mixture of everything! but I suppose I am mostly water! A NinjaFan Interview... Thingy: 1. Who is your favorite Ninja? Zane, our favorite nindroid 2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja? I'd die of happiness... and faint 3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you? he would catch me when i faint (Then I would faint again because he caught me) 4. What music does s/he listen to? Not sure... Not sure... 5. Do you have an OC? YUP! 6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja? They would be good friends... thEn they would fall in love or something (not far enough in my story yet!) 7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing? Zane? he marrying me! (And I will have him all to my self!! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHA!) *gets attacked by angry fangirls* 9. Who is your favorite Serpentine? "SKALES MY OLD CHUM!" 10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing? attack me, I would be very shocked if that happened... 11. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other? Seriously? WHAT DO YO THINK? 12. Who is your least favorite Ninja? Lloyd... eventhough he saved ninjago... i still do not like him... DX( 13. Who is your least favorite Serpintine? i do not realy have a lest favorite Serpentine. I do not hate Pythor as much as I used to. 14. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have? Can nindroids reproduce? (very important question huh?) 15. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing? JAY AND NYA! DUH! 16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot? probably 17. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of? Stars! 18. What side would you join? that is a hard question... I WILL BE A CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!! XD FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS *I copyed this from LadyMarissaGarmadon who adapted this to fit her friends and i totally argreed with it!* FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you. FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you. FRIENDS: Forgive you. BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you. FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!" FRIENDS: Annoy you. BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh. Friend: Will help me when I'm lost. Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions. Friend: Will help me learn to drive. Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away. Best Friend: Won't let me go away. Friend: Ask me for my number. Best Friend: Ask me for her number. Friend: Hides me from the cops. Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public. Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and smack him FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "I'm coming for you" FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumby? FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and make a joke to make you laugh at yourself FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you then you will dump yours on theirs FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and ask "WHAT'S FOR DINNER?" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will watch Galaxy Quest and Major Payne and laugh their butts off with you FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout GIMME IT FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the dang morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever List Ninja in order of AMAZINGNESS!!!! 1) Zane (2) Cole (3) Jay (4) Kai (5) Lloyd Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5? Jay, I suppose. You get in a fight with 2, why, and who wins? 0o0 I AM DOOMED!!!!! It's cold outside, do you snuggle up on the couch with 1,4, or 3? Zane of course!! You wake up in the middle of the night after having a horrible nightmare(as in really really bad), which do you run to for comfort,1,2,3,4,or 5? Oh, Zane... he is just awesome like that! You're at a theme park, who do you go on the huge rollercoaster with, 4, 2, or 5? Cole probably Everyone is on the couch watching a movie, what movie is it, and where are you sitting? Some horror movie with my sis and other ninjago friend as well (who would miss out on waching a movie with the ninja?) I would fight my way to sit by Zane... *imagines that happening and faints of epicness* How much am I worth? Natural Hair Color: [x]Brown - $100 [ ]Blonde - $50 ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Total: 100 Eye Color: Brown - $50 ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [x] Other - $15 [ ] Total so far: 200 Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$ [X ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 ] under 5'4 0$ Total so far: 275 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: 375 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ]Second born - $150- [x] Middle child - $100 ] Last Born - $100 [x] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215 Total so far: 250375=625 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600 Total so far: 1225 Vision? [ ] perfect vision - $400 [ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 ] Glasses - $50 [x] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100 Total so far: 1275 Shoe Size: 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [ x] Under 7- $450 ] Total so far: 1275500=1775 Favorite Colors (multiple): Green - $750] Red - $600 ] Black - $100 ] Yellow -$475 ] Brown - $300 ] Purple - $225 [x] White - $400 [x] Aqua - $350 [x] Orange - $300 ] Blue - $300 [x] Pink - $100 ] Other - $500 ] Total: 20001050=3050 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ Yes - $0 [Nope - add $1000-[x] some - 750 Final Total: $4050! MONEY! I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!! (1)Zane (2)Nya (3)Cole (4)Kai (5)Lloyd (6)Sensei Wu (7)Jay (8)Lord Garmadon (9)Pythor (10) Skales If 1 and 4 had a multi-dimensional war for you who would you choose? ZanevsKai I would watch that. (even though i am not sure what you mean by multi-dimensionsal) GO ZANE!!!!! *CHEERS* 10 wants to go on a date with you. Why not? i like skales... strange though.. 7 decides to let you and 9 be roommates. Jay will "let me" be roommates with pythor? no thanks Number 5 and 10 are getting married. How did this become LloydxPythor? Number 1 asks you to be married to him while 2 is trying to be more than friends and 9 and 10 want you to marry 2. Scratches head confused* Pythor, Skales, what do you two have to do with any of this???? I would pick Zane!!! 4 tells 8 that 9 loves 7 and you love 3 Kai, where did you get this information? I have a feeling you are a bit off... 2 gives you carrot cake for a lifetime I am not much of a fan of carrot cake but thanks...? (i would except banana bread though!) 3 gives you a panda bear for Christmas Cole? what? well it seems like a nice panda bear so thanks! 1 proposes to you on your birthday YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 and 10 become BFFs Jay what is with you? Must be brain damage... 6 and 1 are related so is like Dr. Julien Sensei Wu's brother? cool beans... but i dont know... that family is pretty messed up... (seriously! Lord G being posessed by the overlord with Misako stuck in a love tringle between two brothers! Then it is brother against brother then father against son? pretty messed up to me!) it would explain a lot though... like Zane's age... 5 and 6 get in a fight who will win? Well i guess it is UNCLE AGAINST NEPHEW NOW!!!!!! XD This is cool! 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening credits; Set fire to the rain by adele That sounds EPIC! Waking up; Chasing pavements Interesting... First day of school; Tourniqet by evanescence Sounds depressing for the first day of school... Falling in love; oh what a day ingrid Michaelson Makes sense I guess for like thinking of the person ya know? Fight song; Michael meets mozart by piano guys Cool Beans! Breaking up; Even in death Evanescence Did he break up with me then? creepy... Prom; Lady in spain by ingrid Michaelson Cool! makes sense! Life is just ok; wont go home without you by maroon 5 Makes sense I guess... Mental breakdown; Distance by Christina Perri That sounds AWESOME! Driving; Borrowed time by a fine frenzy i could see that working... Flashback; Alone by kelly Clarkson That fits... Getting Back Together; Arms by Christina Perri That sounds sweet! Wedding; Haunted... by evenescence 0.0 Birth of Child; Good enough by (same as last) WHY IS MY WEDDING AND CHILD DEPPRESING??? Final Battle; near to you by a fine frenzy Seems like a diffent kind of battle hm... Death Scene; The only exception BY pARAMORE OMG THAT WOULD BE SO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! Funeral Song; iMAGINARY BY eVANESENSE That is a demented ending... End Credits; First LOVe by adele That sounds like cool credits! Things to do in an elevator! 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there." 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers with it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs'. Pretend they work. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. 25. Holler, "Group hug!" and make it happen. 26. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 27. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 28. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 29. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 30. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 31. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 32. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 33. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 34. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 35. Swat at flies that don't exist. 36. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 37. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 38. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 39. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 40. Walk into the elevator and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 41. Take your shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 42. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, is that your final answer? 43. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the elevator tutting. 44. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 45. Tell people that you can see their aura. 46. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 47. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 48. Press a button, step back and cross your fingers, eyes squeezed shut, mouthing "Please please please...". When the elevator starts moving raise your fists and scream "YES!" look around at the other passengers as if expecting them to share your excitement... 49. Have an argument with yourself. 50. Glare at someone till they notice, then point two fingers at your eyes, then point at them. 51. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment. 52. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 53. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic. 54. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 55. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. 56. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. 57. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the elevator. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei. 58. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" 59. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. 60. Drum on every available surface. 61. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. 62. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. 63. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. 64. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. 65. Propose to the other passengers. 66. Challenge people to duels. 67. Sell girl scout cookies. 68. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." 69. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. 70. Shout "Food fight!" 71. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" 72. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. 73. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance! 74. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the elevator goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" 75. Shave. 76. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "AHHH!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. 77. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. 78. Practice your kung fu. 79. Do yoga. 80. Play the accordion 81. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. 82. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. 83. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. 84. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." 85. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. A Random Test. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? on page 111 was a picture. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? nothing really 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? the news 4. Without looking, guess what time it is? 5:30 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really? 5:22 pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? not much my computer is pretty loud but I think I can hear soft murmers of the tv that is not in this room 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Let me think... today to check somethiing outside 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? EpicNinjaMaster's profile 9. What are you wearing? a mario shirt and jeans 10. Did you dream last night? I think so but I do not remember 11. When did you last laugh? I think I was reading fanfiction... 12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? some paintings 13. Seen anything weird lately? not really... 14. What do you think of this quiz? it was ok... 15. What is the last film you saw? despicable me 2 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I would by Ninjago from Lego and be incharge of the show! 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I have not seen the walking dead or docter who 18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I do not wish to offend anyone with my answers or anything... *no comment* God made the worl perfect as it is! 19. Do you like to dance? eh... 20. George Bush. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Felicity 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Mathew If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.' 98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're of of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!" If you actually like math copy this onto your profile! If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" 10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 7. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go." 8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 9. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! The Way I See It... You say Edward Cullen, I say Kai You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, and White. You say forks, I say shurikens You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya. You say Jacob Black, I say the black ninja. You say Volturi, I say Serpentine You say "Go to @#!*% " I say "Visit the Dark Island" You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp. You say childhood, I say Legos. You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord. You say school, I say training. You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!" You say home, I say the Bounty. You say life, I say Ninjago. :3 Put this on your page if you LOVE Ninjago!!!! REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE: 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a woman Guy: I can tell you want me Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine? Man: Your body is like a temple Woman: There are no services today Girls, copy and paste this on your profile Really Random stuff!! Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver! When in doubt, push random buttons! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems. When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. I have not yet begun to procrastinate. Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me. I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us. Slinky escalator = endless fun People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty! I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to. I don't obsess; I think intensely. At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. If you can't convince them, confuse them. The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you. The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. I do not deny everything. Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then. When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and heck is afraid I'll take over. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems. I'm not lost, I'm exploring. Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!” 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.” 8. Don’t do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!” 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance” 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!” 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a substitute teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song. ADDITIONALS 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. @#!*% . @#!*% . @#!*% . What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" 60. When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!" 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Fav ninjago characters 1.Zane 2.The falcon 3.Cole (ya hear me right, the falcon is above Cole and evryone besides Zane!) 4.Dr. Julien 5.Jay 6.Nya 7.Skales 8.Kai 9.lloyd 10.Sensei Wu (The list is kinda random and I am not sure if they are in the right order...) What would you do if 1 walked in on u while u took a shower? I think we went over this... What would u do if 4 kissed you? Barf... Well if he was younger I bet he was a really fun guy but... he is too old for me... What would you do if 2 and 5 said they love you? i LOVE YOU TOO FALCON!!!!! WHAT ABOUT nYA, jAY? what would u do if 3 died? What would you do if 8 stole your look? didnt see that coming... What would you do if 10 got an A on a test? shrugs* he is wise! What would you do if 7 and 9 dated? What the...? what would you do if 6 stopped drinking Tea? This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels... On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: ANOTHER CHARACTER QUIZ FOR NINJAGO!!!! :D List Ninja in order of AMAZINGNESS!!!! 1) Zane (2) Cole (3) Jay (4) Kai (5) Lloyd Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5? I think I trust Jay more than Lloyd. 3 takes 1, 4 and you out to lunch, what do each of you order? Me: iced tea and lasagna Zane: steak Kai: hot wings Jay: tacos If 4 asked you out on a date, what would you say? no thanks... do you YOU know if Zane is single...? You go to the haunted house at the fair, who do you hide behind when you get scared, 5, 4 or 1? "Built to protect those who cannot protect themselves" ring a bell? ZAAAAANE!! You get in a fight with 2, why, and who wins? I probably insulted his cooking and used my sarcasitzu on him... It's cold outside, do you snuggle up on the couch with 1, 4, or 3? Zane, he probably is like a heater! You wake up in the middle of the night after having a horrible nightmare(as in really really bad), which do you run to for comfort,1,2,3,4,or 5? Zane would understand... You're at a theme park, who do you go on the huge rollercoaster with, 4, 2, or 5? probably Lloyd Everyone is on the couch watching a movie, what movie is it, and where are you sitting? We are watching Mulan or something else they choose. Me, Zane, Cole, Jay, Kai, Nya. (Overprotective brother) Lol I HATE THIS KINDLE 'S AUTOCORRECT!!! Girls Forbidden Bliss - This is a copy of NinjagoZ's poem, all credit goes to her Zane Julien It took a while to understand, What I was going through. I took my chance by the hand, And kept my love completely true. I watched you shine as the lights went out, And took hold of forbidden love. No matter what had happened, I would listen to you shout, As you and I pulled and they shoved. We held on and kept our vows devout, And never let them go. As they could be like animals and push me out, But it mattered not, for we never let pain show. And no matter where you are, Even if you're gone, You are my only evening star, To whom I waited to come home after a time that was long. And though you may push me away, I will always hold on. You can be hurtful (And sometimes quite contrary, by the way.), But always over you I shall fawn. It's not always easy to let you leave, And I always watch you sigh. But I am always going to be a sleeve, Upon which you can always cry. Hold on as long as you can, Sing a song of forbidden bliss, Remain true to all your vows, Or watch your life dissolve in a fiery hiss. Copy this if you think Zane should find true love! -NinjagoZ, birthdaypi, SergeantSarcasm7 Copy and paste if... You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews -If your on fanfiction post this on your profile YOU KNOW YOU ARE A AUTHOR WHEN... 1) You fall in love with your character's crush 2) When you hear a song, you think of a new story or a story you wrote 3) You dream about your stories 4) If you don't get on a computer, you blow 5) You obsess totally over your stories 6) You daydream your stories 7) You know your story before you even write it down Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you've been good this year… he died laughing. Weird but True quotes: I was laying in bed last night looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid There are no stupid questions, just stupid people Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss The road to success is always under construction When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die Things I'm Not Allowed To Do in Ninjago (With Comments from Emma and Cece! I got this from MagicOfSumner btw)
2) I shall not convince Lord Garmadon that Pokemon are real and that he should recruit them for his army. (Cece; Of course not... Wouldnt turning the ninja into kids be better? Emma; ZANE WOULD BE SO CUTE!) 3) I shall not kick the training equipment and shout 'Is this thing working!?' when I fail the course. (Emma; like that would happen! Cece; like Sensei going to get me to go on that thing...) 4) Talking to Sensei in a Yoda voice is not funny. (CECE & EMMA; GOOD IDEA!) 5) Zane is a Nindroid. Any other term for his "situation" is rude and will earn you punishment. (*Emma hugs Zane tightly*) 6) Destroying my alarm clock with my elemental powers is strictly forbidden. (EMMA; I would rather use Sarcasitzu!) 7) Eating Cole's chili is not a punishment. (CECE; Tell that to Sensei Wu and Zane!) 8)When using the Madalion that shows me where the Temple of Light is, I will not shout "Robin, to the Batmobile!" when I find it. (CECE & EMMA; da na na na na na na na BATMAN!) 9) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Sensei says something totally swag and stuns the ninja. (Emma; why ever would I need to that?) 10) I shall not dress up as Skales, scare the ninja and make them lose their cool. (CECE; sounds like fun!) 11) Any resemblance between the Ninja and skeletons is simply coincidental. They are not the ninja from the future. (EMMA; OF COURSE THEIR THE NINJA! i KNOW EVERYTHING!) |
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