So my buddy, ThisisEntertaining made a collection of oneshots dedicated to Beast Boy, so I thought, hey, I should make one too, since I have like a bajillion baby oneshots. Thus, this was born!

I wrote most of these within the last two days, we had a power outage and I was sick.

I love hearing what you guys have to say so review please! I also have more long oneshots on my page.

I own nothing, except maybe like 10 bucks and the plots.

"Hey y'all! Time for grub!" The cybernetic teen shouted. Beast Boy paused his game, Raven bookmarked her book, and Starfire stuffed the coloring page she was scribbling on under the couch cushion, away from straying eyes.

The team assembled at the small island in the kitchen, a plate burgers sitting in the middle.

"Where is Robin?" The red head asked.

"I'll get him." Beast Boy smirked. He whipped out his communicator and pressed the connecting button. "This Beast Boy calling Robin, repeat, calling Robin! There is an emergency in the common room!"

After a moment of static, Robin's annoyed voice replied, "What is it Beast Boy?"

"The emergency is that Cyborg made food, specifically a tofu burger for me and that meat stuff for you...anyways, it's chow time and you're not here!"

"I've got a lot of work to do, besides, I'm not hungry." Suddenly, a distinct growl came over the intercom. A moment passed while the titans looked at each other. "I'll be there in a minute." He grumbled.
It always amazed him when this kind of thing happened. He knew he would rather be in his cave, glaring at news clippings and pouring over information, but as soon as he stepped into the room, he never wanted to leave. The atmosphere was warm and friendly. The conversation was light and heart warming. It was comfortable. He loved it.

"'Bout time you showed up. You're starting to look as gray as Raven."

"I'm going to ignore that." She huffed as she cut her burger into smaller pieces.

"Robin! How wonderful it is to see you during this time of day! Will you not join us on the culinary delight of Cyborg's burgers of ham?"

He couldn't help but chuckle. "Alright. I guess I'll stay. My brain's fried anyways."

Beast Boy and Starfire high fived each other.

Taking a seat and grabbing a burger, Robin began preparing his meal. "So what have I missed?"

He asked as he looked for the mustard.

"I kicked Beast Boy's butt at Turbo Races ultimate race of doom."

"I witnessed the event, it was most exciting! Beast Boy got the...I believe the phrase is 'snot beaten out' of him."

"Nice." Robin concluded, finally finding the mustard in Star's clutches. Wordlessly, he asked for it, and she handed it over. "And you Raven?" He included.

"Finished Hunchback of Notre Dame, started King Lear."

"Hark! What light beyond yonder window breaks! Tis the east! And Raven is the sun!" Beast Boy quoted dramatically.

"Wrong play." Raven corrected outright.

"And besides Beast Boy, that line is said by Romeo, talking about Juliet...his lover."

Beast Boy spit out his almond milk. "Dddduuuudddeee! You want to make me barf?!"

Starfire chuckled and Raven gagged.

"Hey Robin, you got a huge smear of mustard, right here." Cyborg indicted at his own face, right next to his mouth.

"Oh, thanks Cy." He reached for a napkin.

At the word 'mustard' Starfire perked up and looked at her friend. Acting purely on reflexes, she shot her tongue out at him. After all, she couldn't let that yellow goodness go to waste! It smacked into Robin's cheek like a frog, and made a sloppy swipe across his face and partially over his lips. It shot back just as fast.

Starfire licked her lips in content.

Beast Boy bit his lip to keep from laughing.

Raven stared at the two in shock.

Cyborg gave a thumbs up. "You're clean."

Robin's reaction was probably the funniest of them all. He had a completely blank face, no expression, and then, his lips weakened into a goofy grin as he raised a hand to his cheek. He became jelly-like and melted on the floor.

Starfire didn't even notice.