Hello. I'm FearlessRed29. This is my profile. I also have a FictionPress. Now read!

Name: FearlessRed29

Age: Between 12 and 15

Gender: I'm a girl.

Family: Two happy parents. 3 older step-sisters.(36, 38, 40) 1 older brother.(17) 1 younger sister.(12) 1 younger brother.(10) Another little sister (1 year)

Likes: Things

Dislikes: Other things. (And I really don't feel like listing them)

Catchphrases: Oi!; Whatever; Sucks to be you;

Theme Song: Anything But Ordinary by Avril Lavigne

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SLEEPING BUNNI!!!!!

Copy and paste if...

You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews
You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, hard, across the face
You've ever talked to yourself
You have ever watched TV, got to a commercial then completely forgot what you were watching
If you sometimes absolutely have to write something.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude

NINJAGO LUVERS OATH!

whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,

and winter comes around.

when I feel the chill of the weather,

in my mind, Zane will be found.

whenever I feel overly warm,

or see the glowing flames.

when fire or tempers are around,

i will speak Kai's name.

when the flash emanates through my room,

or I hear the boom that's after.

when lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

when look at the sand or trip in the dirt,

and feel the messy ground.

when earth is around me, especially rocks,

In my mind, Cole will be around.

whenever I find a youthful girl,

who is brave, strong, and kind.

who is better than others think her to be,

Nya will cross my mind.

when I find a man, old and wise,

who lectures people on end.

who tries to find the facts in life,

Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,

who on the inside is kind

who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.

and swears to copy his father.

who is actually strong at heart,

my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

or looking at them with fear

i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

and think of the serpentine leaders.

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This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, please.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

1. Color hair: Blonde

2. Color eyes: blue/green

3. Favorite Food: uhhh do i have to choose?

4. Friends: i ain't telling you their real names, stupid! Ptroxsora.

5.Favorite Place to hangout: BEDROOM

6.Number of siblings: 7

7.Favorite Smiley Face: XD

8.Favorite Music Artist: Avril Lavigne (who here hates JB and 1D? Me!)

9.Favorite Song : That's impossible, fanfiction.

I live in: NA

11.Favorite sport to play: Swimming (It counts.)

12.Favorite sport to watch on TV: uhh i dont ... watch it on t.v.

13.Favorite sports team:again... don't watch dat snuf

14.Favorite Color: ocean blue

15.Favorite flower: lotus blossom

16.Favorite Book Series: I CANT CHOOSE !!!!!

17.Favorite thing to do: Singing and writing

18.Favorite Tree: there are different types of trees?

19.Number of pets: 16

20.What type of animals: Australian Shepard (Tanis) Tabbey Cat (Lulu Belle Rose) a whole lot of fish

21.State I live in: You wish!

22.year I'm in: 8th

23.Who I live with: My parents

24.What way I would want to die: After living a forfilling and meaningful life (Thank you Mash Lite Version)

The bold is mine.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMOTIONALLY CHALLENGED (Emo), so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN(sort of), so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN(again, sort of), so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm an INDEPENDENT VOTER, so I MUST be an idiot who doesn't vote.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government (At the moment, anyways...), so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a GIRL and DONT EAT BREAKFAST, so I MUST be anorexic or bulimic.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I SPIN WOOL, so I MUST be an old lady who has nothing to do.

I'm an OUTCAST at my school for no reason, so I MUST have done everything the rumors said I did.

I have a BLACK CAT, so I MUST be a witch.

List only 10 characters from any series. Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu

(1) Pythor

(2) Garmadon

(3) Sensei

(4) Cole

(5) Jay

(6) Scales

(7) Zane

(8) Misako

(9) Kai

(10) Lloyd

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

O.o?!?...*screams and punches in the face*

7 cooked you dinner.

OMFG! this is awesome! thanks :) *Yay no Cole!!!! thank the lord*

4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this?

a video game. meanwhile, Kai sneaks up and starts his own game, deleting theirs.

6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Garmadon stole all his snakey friends. My reaction: Hahahahahahahah!

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

SENSEI!?!?

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Vomits* Kai showed you this, didn't he?

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

HE SURE AS HELL BETTER!!!

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

Stares at Kai, then wonders why he's in speedos with his enemies*

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

So... I'm related to the green ninja? SWEET!

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

Because I laughed at his loner self. *Still laughing*

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10.

O.o *Asks Dr. Julian if he can make you a memory switch even though your not a robot*

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

He's a robot. My advise: Ask your dad to make a girl robot

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Slaps Jay* You love Nya, numskull!!

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Helps Kai put makeup on* (More like forces)

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Zane has never heard these words before. He is downloading content. As for the argument, IDK.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

Awww. Thanks. *Smiles evilly. Plots*

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Sooo, you've come to say your sorry for the teddy bear thing, huh?

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Stay with 10, duh!

1 suspects you are Kira.

Umm... who?

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

He kisses me. Then I slap him and the door opens. (I love Cole, moron!)

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

Slaps him* I'm telling Misako!

4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?

He would sing A Whole New World by Stellar Kart *Sneaks THAT'S WHAT MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL by 1D.* Cole breaks the sound machine.

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.

Hahaha! Pythor, none of the other snakes will take you seriously! Wait, do you like one of the snakes?

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Lloyd. Obviously.

-If you've ever virtually flopped somebody, post this onto your profile.

-If your on fanfiction post this on your profile (ha got you suckeres)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsesses with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (never been)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (like... once.)

Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.(sometimes)
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (I don't get why every girl needs to be told what u look like by some prissy conceited diva-.-)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.(does popping their heads off and slamming them into walls count?? Cuz if it does...)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.( hehe pay back for all those times...)
Like being the star of every thing

Total:15

Wow. That was close.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total:9

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 5

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total:6

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 6

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite. (Sometimes)

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark. (Well, not the dark, the things in the dark!)

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 4

I'm mostly air, and fire.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sounddrive, Screamer's girl,CrazyFangirl1999, Hex the Ninja, ZaneMetaknightlover, KirbyofRandom, Emeraldgal, Karly-Ninja-of-Mist, MagicOfSumner

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A AUTHOR WHEN...

1) You fall in love with your character's crush

2) When you hear a song, you think of a new story or a story you wrote

3) You dream about your stories

4) If you don't get on a computer, you blow

5) You obsess totally over your stories

6) You daydream your stories

7) You know your story before you even write it down

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (XD)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

Brown - $100

Blonde - $50

Black - $15

Bald - $5

Other - $75

Red - $150

Ombre - $500 (Naturally)

Total: $500

Eye Color:

Brown - $50

Green - $75

Blue - $150

Hazel - $100

Other - $15

Total so far: $725

Height:

Over 7′ - $200

6′8″ to 7′ - $175

6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $725

Age:

50 to 56 - $175

46 to 50 - $150

41 to 45 - $125

31 to 40 - $100

26 to 30 - $75

21 to 25 - $50

19 to 20 - $25

0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $825

Birth Order:

Twins or more than twins - $750

First born - $320

Only Child - $250

Second born - $150

Middle child - $100

Last Born - $100

Third born - $550

Fourth born - $300

Fifth born - $400

Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $1190

Drink?

I did like once - $400

Only Holidays - $250

Sometimes - $215

YES - $200

Only weekends - $300

Every other day - $50

Once a day - $15

I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

No - $600

Total so far: $1440

Vision?

perfect vision - $400

need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

No correction - $100

Glasses - $50

Contacts - $25

Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1840

Shoe Size:

13 - $300

12 and a half to 13 - $250

11 to 12 - $400

7 to 10 - $500

Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2340

Favorite Colors (multiple (up to 6)):

Green - $750

Red - $600

Black - $100

Yellow -$475

Brown - $300

Purple - $225

White - $400

Aqua - $350

Orange - $300

Blue - $300

Pink - $100

Other - $500

Total: $3865

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

Yes - $0

Nope -$1000

some - 750

Final Total: $4865

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown at them, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that fool!

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you've been good this year… he died laughing.

Bond. James Bond. Emm..is that glue? O.o

There’s a dark cloud over my head, so I’m praying; ‘Lord, please don’t send lightning.’

Santa Claus is a stalker. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, he comes down your chimney in the middle of the night with a giant sack of toys...I'm scared of him for reasons!!!

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

NYAN CAT!!! NYAN CAT!!! Does whatever Nyan Cat does!!! (pronounced Neon)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (My math teacher believes that all children have strange minds. O.o)

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. (woo!)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.( beware me!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( no derp!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. ( happened to me once... the guy who said that got so ticked!!

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. ( three in the morning is my latest!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile ( yup. im bored like that)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. ( sad but true.)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( so true. i zone out at school to my little world.)

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen. ( yup. one of my bffs is that exactly.)

I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it. If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on your profile.

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. ( this is me)

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends. ( this applies to my friends...)

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

Weird but True quotes:

I was laying in bed last night looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

The road to success is always under construction

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Friends and Best Friends:

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

TESTS

Bold are things I've done:

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a fruit or vegitable squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot it was there.
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
101. Haven't realised there was no #13 or #59

If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.

If you love animals, put this in your profile.

If you love to read, put this in your profile.

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're curious about why Skipper's Bobblehead Doll wife, Lola, is not in the POM show, post this in your profile. (Honestly, where'd she go?)

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you like Penguins Of Madagascar, post this on your profile.

If you think your friends and family are awesome, post this in your profile.

If you have copy and pasted more than ten things in your profile, post this in your profile.

I'm random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing them off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Jacob in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Like video games, etc...you get the point. )

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Phew I did it!
1. Hold your breath
2. Go to your profile and add this
3. Still holding your breath
4. If you made it, your a good kisser

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Corey

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

red

3. Your first initial?

G

4. Your month of birth?

March

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Lizzie

7. Your favorite number?

14

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I wish I could be a famous author someday.

Are you done?

Yes.

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

"A true boyfriend"

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

She really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

Don't look away until she does

When she misses you

She's hurting inside

When you break her heart

The pain never really goes away

When she says it's over

She still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's "okay" don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will:

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!

IF YOU HAVE BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A RANDOM WALL FOR NO REASON COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the 0. 0000001 percent of people who don't have a Facebook, copy this onto your profile.

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating cuddling!)

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize... I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Stupid laws

In New York-

it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...)

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police)

In Florida-

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Shoot, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled)

In Georgia-

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?)

Signs are required to be written in English.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it)

in South Dakota-

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...)

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable)

In Tennessee-

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say)

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO TENNESSEE!)

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)

In Missouri-

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!)

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Dancing is strictly prohibited.

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?)

A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!)

In Idaho-

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!)

You may not fish on a camel’s back. (A CAMEL! this is not Egypt)

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (...)

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!)

In Indiana-

The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!)

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?)

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?)

In Alaska-

Clowns beware! (:/ Wow.)

In Kansas-

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...)

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of Raph's temper)

No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Who would WANT to?)

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Dang.)

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it.

READ THIS IF YOU CARE:

Everyone is different. Some people assume that because people are different, then they shouldn't be kind to them. Just because someone looks, acts, dresses, talks, or believes differently than you doesn't mean they should be ignored or disrespected, because for all you know, that could be you one day. For all you know, those "different" people are going through the exact same problems you are, or even worse. For all you know, they might be having troubles with their family at home, or they might have their own problems to deal with. Because trust me - we all got problems. A speaker came to my school this week and told us a story:

There was a suicide on a bridge. The investigators looked through the victim's home to look for clues that might tell them why he jumped. They only found this letter:

"I will go to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way there, I will not jump."

Not one person had a smile to give him.

You never know how much a single smile towards someone will brighten up their lives. If you see someone who looks upset, tell them that everything will be okay. If you see someone who is being bullied, stand up for them. If you see someone who is sitting alone during lunch, walk away from the crowd and ask to join them. Just because someone isn't the same as you, it doesn't give anyone a reason to label them as a social outcast. Because honestly, everyone is different. Those people that you call your friends are different than you, but you still hang with them, right? Not one person in this world is the same, but we can all stand together for a common goal. If you agree with this, want to help those "different" people that no one seems to talk to, and will encourage your friends to do the same, then repost this in your profile. Repost this if you care :)

Copy and Paste if you detest Child Abuse

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do in Ninjago (With Commentary from Alex Johnson, my first OC)

1) I shall not run onto the deck screaming 'the Serpentine are attacking, EVERYWHERE!' then run around in circles waving my arms in the air. (I can't even do it on April Fools Day?)

2) I shall not convince Lord Garmadon that Pokemon are real and that he should recruit them for his army. (BRB, got some Pokemon cards to deliver)

3) I shall not kick the training equipment and shout 'Is this thing working!?' when I fail the course. (Can I at least curse at it?)

4) Talking to Sensei in a Yoda voice is not funny. (Yes it is)

5) Zane is a Nindroid. Any other term for his "situation" is rude and will earn you punishment. (Okay, that's just rude. His nindroid thing is awesome!)

6) Destroying my alarm clock with my elemental powers is strictly forbidden. (What? You expect me to just get up and hit the snooze button?)

7) Eating Cole's chili is not a punishment. (I love ya, Cole. But your chili is a punishment)

8)When using the Madalion that shows me where the Temple of Light is, I will not shout "Robin, to the Batmobile!" when I find it. (Kay, now I gotta do that)

9) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Sensei says something totally swag and stuns the ninja.(It may not be necessary, but I'm gonna do it anyway)

10) I shall not dress up as Scales, scare the ninja and make them lose their cool. (Can't lose what you never had)

11) Any resemblance between the Ninja and skeletons is simply coincidental. They are not the ninja from the future. (Sure they're not…)

Type your name with your elbow: mmmjagfiucfop0gfteuymjnher5 (Epic fail)

Type your name with your nose: magicofsumner (awesome!!)

Type your name with your left foot: m agggijkcodfsaumkner (wow...)

Type your name without looking: magocpfso.,er (no. just... no.)

Type your name with your face: zvbgicv,3wjhbg (alright then)

Awesome youtube videos:

Your Grammar Sucks

Shit Girls Say

Like Mah Status

Charlieissocoollike

Anything that has Jenna Marbles in it.

Same goes for PewDiePie (Luuuuuuv PewDiePie)

Mah Favorite TV Shows:

Ninjago

Pretty Little Liars

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Doctor Who

The Most Epic Quotes of All Time:

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly, stupid." CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, (Pirates of the Caribbean CBP)

"Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like you to note it-hearing now-that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?" CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, (Pirates of the Caribbean OST)

"Bingle bongle dingle dangle. Yikity doo, Yikity da. Ping pong, lippy tappy to tah" The 10th Doctor, (Doctor Who)

"I'm not stuck. Just resting, and thinking and humming to myself. Hmm-hmm-hmm." Winnie-the-Pooh, (Winnie-the-Pooh) (Don't judge)

"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense you're just not keeping up." The 11th Doctor, (Doctor Who)

"Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts." Spencer, (Pretty Little Liars)

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" Captain Jack Sparrow, (Pirates of the Carribbean)

"It's Ezra." "Oh, did he find his nuts?" Aria, Spencer, (Pretty Little Liars)

"Glasses are for douche bags." Jenna Marbles, (How to Trick People Into Thinking You're Good Looking)

"Biches!" Jack, (Your Grammar Sucks #1) (It is purposely spelled wrong. Pronounce it *Bit-cus* but merge the t and c.)

"You are dumpass" Jack, (Your Grammar Sucks)

"We're saving a girl! Is she hot?" Jay, (Ninjago)

"There's not gonna be CAKE!?" Cole, (Ninjago)

"Goodbye, peasants" My Friend Eva, (real Life)

"Does anyone find this day just a bit harsh? There's a banging in my head." "Yeah, that's probably Hitler in the cupboard." "Yeah, that's really not helping." Rory, Amy, Rory, (Doctor Who)

"Faceplam" Jack, (Your Grammar Sucks)

The Best Line Exchange Ever! (From Doctor Who)

Doctor: We'll need the Worm.

Strax: Sir.

*Strax leaves*

Clara: The what? Worm, what's the worm?

Doctor: Don't worry. It won't hurt you, but one touch on your bare skin and you'll lose the last hour of your memory.

*Strax comes back without the worm*

Doctor: Where is it?

Strax: Where's what, sir?

Doctor: I sent you to get the memory worm.

Strax: Did you? When? Who's he? Where are we? Oh look, it's been snowing!"

Doctor: You didn't use the gauntlets, did you?

Strax: Why would I need the gauntlets? Do you want me to get the memory worm?

Doctor: *Facepalm*

And with that, read mah stories!