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Joined 09-09-12, id: 4248783, Profile Updated: 09-04-20
Author has written 4 stories for Star Fox, Digimon, and X-Com.

NOTE: Due to FF deleting the Awake and Alive stories I have moved them to AO3 where I will be posting them over time. Right now the first chapter of Awake and Alive: Survival is up with more to follow soon.

Name: Vantage

Age:25

Hobbies: reading and writing Fanfiction, video games, military history.

Dislikes: The fact that soda cant be naturally cold without a fridge, inconsiderate people, flamers that write bad reviews about things like pairings they don't like or something similarly stupid (dont read it people its Fanfiction), Twilight (sorry but vampires are supposed to be scary and want to kill just about anything with a pulse) but to each their own!

Hello readers and welcome to my profile page. I'm just starting out at writing my own fan-fictions and I'm eager to see how you respond. Just so you all know I accept OC's for many if not all my works. As I am a college student I have no idea how often I'll upload new chapters. Other fanfics I plan to get into eventually, to name a few, are Digimon and Naruto and possibly RosarioVampire. So hope to upload and hear what you think of my stories soon!

Some general information about me:

I like reading stories with action and romance, because if all the fighting you do doesn't get you a girl what's the point. I enjoy playing video games (mostly strategy, shooters, and RPG's) as well as watch anime. I dislike angry drunks, people that aren't considerate to others, and the fact that almost every Star Fox fanfic I see where they meet the human race ends up in a war and them hating each other (kind of why I made my first fanfic as a sort of humans redeeming themselves for past sins and trying to make peace).

The rate at which I update may fluctuate as I am in college and may have to focus on classwork which would delay the next update but please bear with me.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


Join the dark side. We have cookies!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose."

Stories:

Awake and Alive: Survival (Jurassic Park fanfic)- COMPLETED! And the deleted by FF moving to AO3 "Not the property of uploading writer Please note we do not allow users to post lyrics to songs they did not write. Exception being works in the US public domain." no idea what they're talking about here as I don't think I included lyrics in the story but can't check because I don't have any copies of the story anywhere.

Rick and his friend Tyler have been stranded on an island full of Dinosaurs after their boat sank. Now the two fight to survive against the odd sand wait for rescue, but will a female raptor a male T-rex, and an amazing discovery lead to rescue or a grisly end for our heroes. Male Human OCXFemale Raptor, Possible Lemons in the future.

The Virus Tamer: Swords Of The League (Digimon fanfic)- In progress

Awake and Alive: Adaptation (Jurassic Park fanfic)- Deleted by FF for Moving to AO3"Not allowed: interactive, chat/script, real person, mst, and etc." don't know what they're talking about since to the best of my knowledge there are no real people mentioned and it's not interactive so...

Sequel to Awake and Alive: Survival.

The Hanyou War (Princess Mononoke fanfic)- Abandoned

In a time of Gods and Demons, mankind is pushing outwards and destroying the land of the Forrest Spirit. Princess Mononoke and the Wolf Tribe as well as the other Gods strive to stop Lady Eboshi and Iron town from destroying the Forrest. However, neither side is aware or prepared for the conflict that is about to be waged. For their land has become the stage for a battle the likes of which the world has never seen. With demons coming from all sides it is time for the Hanyou to take the stage.

Secret Guardians of the Order (Pokemon fanfic)- Idea

Based on LDSAuthor2013's Guardians of the Order fic. I was just doing what he normally does and breaking into a Team Rocket base when I was suddenly confronted by a group of pokemon surrounding a girl. Turns out the Girl is actually Arceus the God pokemon who now wants me to be her new Champion in something called The Order and the group of pokemon are other champions in said Order and are not happy with this idea. Now join me as I struggle with dealing with an entirely Female Order as well as being the only Male Champion. However I'll soon discover that the Order is not as righteous as they seem to be and that sometimes the real heroes are those that sacrifice the most and receive so little in return. OC/Harem (Harems will be 4-8 members)

Infinite Stratos: Liberating Skies (Naruto/Infinite Stratos Fanfic)- Idea

Everything changed the day that the IS was invented, women now are the dominant sex in society. The IS has become the new symbol of power and like all other forms of power it corrupts. Now as Phantom Task and other rouge groups use the IS to achieve their goals the governments of the world look for a solution, and America has found it. With a new weapon to rival the IS all they need is a right person to start things in motion. So when a certain blond ninja suddenly appears threw a flash of light and wielding powers unseen before they have found their candidate. Thus one Uzumaki Naruto will do what he does best and change the world while aiming for the top! Naruto/FemKyuubi/Harem OC/small harem Ichika/small harem Some Armored Core Elements

Infinite Stratos: Armored Renaissance (Armored Core/Infinite Stratos fanfic)- Idea

Infinite Stratos the new pinnacle of technology that invalidated every other weapon that came before it, and all of it created by an Alice in wonderland cosplayer with incredible hacking skill? Unlikely, no the infinite Stratos was originally the brainchild of some of the most groundbreaking scientists of our race and yet all their credit was stolen as they saw their creation perverted and used to separate the world into two casts of individuals females, and everybody else. Not satisfied with simply watching anymore these scientists combine their technology of the IS with a new particle called Kojima, the result is a new type of weapon dubbed the Armored Core. These machines combined the flight, speed, and maneuverability of the IS with staggering agility, durability, flexibility, and firepower available with the new Kojima reactors. The result the perfect IS killer, a weapon with the sole purpose of eliminating all opposition on the battlefield. In order to fly these machines, extraordinary people were needed, soldiers and warriors now forgot and looked down on by the populace. These pilots were called Lynx and their customized machines NEXTs. But where to deploy them with the world now entirely enraptured by the IS, why in the forgotten areas of the world Africa, its war-torn vestige perfect for field testing their machines, loaning their pilots out to governments and warlords the Lynx earned a reputation for being agents of death Raven's, mercenaries that's presence on the battlefield signaled death to all nearby. However all of that was years ago, now through a series of accidents a Lynx has been accepted into IS academy and the time has come to reveal to the world the power of the Armored Core, look out IS academy a raven hunt amongst you.

To be a Hero (Ben 10)- Idea

Ben makes a hard decision that lands him in hot water with the Plumbers. Now with the Omnitrex taken from him and his old family against him, Ben has been blacklisted by the Plumber high command. However, a jaded Plumber captain stationed in a far-flung part of the galaxy offers Ben a choice to continue in exile or have a chance at being the hero he used to be. With no Omnitrix but just the weapon in his hands and the strength of his new brothers and sisters in arms, Ben will return experienced and willing to make the tough calls lookout bad guys of the galaxy Ben Tennison is back and he's not the boy you remember. Ben x harem, OC x small harem

XCOM- Humanity Rising (XCOM fanfiction) In progress

The Elders wanted a poster unit, a unit to show humanity they could be trusted and so the 77th Human Volunteer Group was born. Now however the Elders, ADVENT, and XCOM itself will see that the smiling face of the commander of this unit also has fangs. Lookout XCOM you shouldn't poke a sleeping dragon. OCxHarem (aliens)

Favorite Quotes:

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." Mark Twain

"God didn't make men equal, Colonel Colt did."- Unknown

"It's not overkill, it's making damn sure." - Unknown

"I can picture in my mind's eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it"- Jack Handy

"The question isn't why is he running; the real question is, should you?" - Unknown

"Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate." - Zangetsu

"Dear humanity we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet."- SgtMaj. Johnson Outskirts Halo 2

"I don't need luck, I have Ammo" - Grunt Mass Effect 3

"Smile at your enemies; it makes them paranoid." -Unknown

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." - Dr. Seuss

"Pain is temporary, It may last for a minute or an hour or a day or even a year. But eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit however it will last forever.” – Erick Thomas

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the first.” Albert Einstein

“But that’s the thing about pretending, when there is nobody else around…your only fooling yourself.”-Unknown

“There are no such things as ‘good guys’ just people willing to fight or kill for the right reasons.”- Seth (The Virus Tamer: Swords of the League)

“This world is always changing and just like in life if you fall behind you will be left behind.”-Unknown

“People will often tell you that ‘Everything happens for a reason’ but it isn’t necessarily your job to find those reasons. Sometimes the best thing to do is… accept…and move on.”-Unknown

"There is no where to run when the battle is all around you." Battle 360

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger
a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter-side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases, they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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The Gardener by LuckyBastard6969 reviews
Well the title is kind of obvious but Naruto is a gardener in Kuoh Academy. Here he watches the daily interactions between Devils Angels and the Fallen while trying his best not to get involved as he left his previous world just to escape this kind of shit but Fate just doesn't let him be. Pairing undecided/Narutoxharem?/God-mode Naruto/Mokuton Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,349 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 5/26 - Naruto U.
The Hybrid Tamer by Curious Kitsune654 reviews
Rika was expecting a lot of things when she got her digimon partner, a badly injured whiskered blonde crashing into her bed room was not one of them. NarutoxRikaxRenamon (New cover image by Koniak007)
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,871 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/15/2017
Sackcloth and Ashes by pain17ification reviews
During his final clash with Sasuke, Naruto is sent away from his home and everything he loved. Torn apart by his failure, he becomes a broken man that is found by a certain amber-eyed woman. Seeing worth in him, she offers him a new purpose in hopes of corrupting him to her cause. But, as this displaced and broken man seeks repentance, will it in fact be HE that corrupts HER?
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,310 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 8/21/2016 - [Naruto U., Cinder F., Neo, Raven B.]
Digi Academy by Ketsuoni reviews
This is the story of a poor boy who falls into the world of Digimon to find things very much different from the world that the anime portrayed. OC X Harem. Will contain lemons
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,994 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Tailmon/Gatomon, Renamon, Cyberdramon, OC
The Arisen Huntsman and His Fallen Angel by AfroThunda reviews
Jaune Arc did not expect having his life saved by an angel, he did not expect being made an actual Huntsman by that angel, and he ESPECIALLY did not expect becoming her husband. STATUS: DISCONTINUED
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Jaune A., Cinder F.]
Mass Effect: Prometheus by NeonZangetsu reviews
Subject Zero wasn't the only criminal caged in Purgatory. Hundreds of thousands once called that cold abyss home. But there are some things that should never be unleashed, forces best left untapped. Now, a new terror has been released into the galaxy. But is he a friend or foe? Either way, it'll be one hell of a ride on the way down. Narutoxharem. Mass Effect 2.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,459 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Naruto U., Jack, Samara, N. Dunn
The New Life and Adventures of Shaggy Rogers and Scooby Doo by Jake Wolf reviews
Shaggy and Scooby end up in a new adventure after visiting the Grimwood Girls for Graduation. A story about the Foodie and Scooby's news adventures. Shaggy x Zeus Level Harem. A lot of reappearances of girls, OC's, and so much more. I hope you're ready for the new adventures of Shaggy and Scooby, because honestly it's going to be one wild ride.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,737 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/16/2018 - [Shaggy, Grimwood Girls, Hex Girls] Scooby Doo
Legacy of the Precursors Old (Archive) by DrakeTheTraveller reviews
Up for archival Purposes. Outdated as of 3/10/19
Crossover - Star Fox & Halo - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 367,018 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Fox M., Krystal, Wolf O'D., Miyu
Ninja Among Gods by Dragon Blaze-X reviews
Called upon by the Shinto pantheon many years after the war Naruto is called once more to fight but not among men but among gods. Godlike Naruto, No real plot more like a 4-panel, Possible Herem.
Crossover - Naruto & Smite - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,260 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 9/29/2015
The Devilish Messiah by BlueDog1029 reviews
Who was the one to state "If everyone knew who Naruto's parents were then he would have a good life free from the abuse and neglect!" because that individual clearly didn't know what they were talking about... When Naruto forgoes his pain for a simple promise he forgets that promises are made to be broken. And oh did his mother break her promise... Harem/Alive Kushina/Incest/Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 96,346 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 12/5/2017 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
NaruDigi by demonzone2571 reviews
Some say that the journey never ends, well that can be said for our favorite blonde ninja after his final clash with the Uchiha avenger. Naruto now finds himself in a strange new world with strange and powerful creatures called Digimon.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 1/23/2015
Tamers: New Chosen Ones by Kyuubi16 reviews
Worlds were starting to bleed over. The sensitive balance that kept them apart is fading and one traveler takes it upon himself to protect this balance. Decades after saving his own world Naruto takes to traveling between worlds helping their chosen heroes. Once more Naruto aids the chosen children to protect both the human and digital world from evil.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 6/5/2011 - [Ruki M./Rika N., Renamon, Naruto U.]
Jaune Arc: Power Redefined by TheDemonKingNaruto reviews
You know my dream was to be a Hero, ya know? To be the strongest so I could protect everyone I love. It is for that reason I've trained so hard. However, there was a consequence for my hubris, I have all this strength, but now everything feels like glass to me. I can't even hold my best friend in my arms without killing her. Strong Jaune/Harem
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,024 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Pyrrha N., Raven B.]
Second Chances by GunnyStacker reviews
A tale of inter-dimensional war, the admittance of past sins and seeking atonement for them in the face of cosmic horrors beyond imagination. Can the Eldar overcome their own inherent flaws to right the wrongs of the past and work with a besieged aspect of humanity in an alternate reality? ON HIATUS, SORRY.
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,970 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/7/2017 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Chaos Space Marines, Eldar, Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 495,145 - Reviews: 3319 - Favs: 10,721 - Follows: 8,312 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Yugito N., Mei T. - Complete
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 7,684 - Follows: 7,581 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
Bound by Sword by WrenKayne reviews
In an instant, 10,000 humans and 10,000 digimon are snatched away without a trace to a familiar steel castle. The Sword Art Online game is back, but this time its not avatars, its their real bodies.
Crossover - Digimon & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 11/23/2014
The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,372 - Reviews: 8282 - Favs: 14,614 - Follows: 14,575 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi
Naruto DxD-Purpose of Living by TinaKhoaNguyen reviews
When you have no purpose, your life is empty and meaningless. When I woke up and saw that silver hair man, he gave me a purpose of my life, a mission. But could I fulfill it? Archive my purpose?... Fulfill his intention... How could I accept her love...when I had tried to kill her that day! [NarutoXRias], [NarutoXHarem...]. Sequel is up!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,296 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 5,199 - Follows: 4,494 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Grayfia L. - Complete
Fenrir: The Rise of the Wolf by kujikiri21 reviews
Plans within plans. Wheels within wheels. These were the thoughts and actions of Kronos. A direct assault on Olympus wasn't his only plan. He had contingencies. Unfortunately for him, one particular back-up plan had slipped it's leash some time ago. Now Olympus will see the results of this project. Will it be an enemy or an ally? With the Giants rising, they can only hope.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Harry P., Hades, Artemis
Justice League: Fire Shadow by Freedom Guard reviews
My latest creation before I freeze my Halo stories after updating the last two. Naruto after his final mission for the world of his birth lands in a new one and ends up defending it along with other heroes. Possible H route for Naruto only. Now on Ice!
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 237,549 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U.
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 6,840 - Follows: 4,980 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
The Shinobi of the League by Ryden Purrson reviews
The world is cruel. The cycle of hatred exists as a way of communication between us all. So what happens when the prophesied cure for this hatred finds himself in Runeterra? Well he meets a world quite unprepared for someone like him. Or is that the other way around?
Crossover - Naruto & League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,634 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Ahri]
Of Vampires and Foxes by Jasticus reviews
Very little is known of the Shinso, even by those who act as their guardians while they sleep. It hasn't been that long since the last time Naruto was awoken to solve a crisis. This time, however, the impact of his awakening reverberates throughout all of creation, and there is nothing he can do to stop it. Naruto x Moka x Kokoa main. 'Guilty Pleasure' type fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Moka A., Kokoa S.
The Master & The Apprentice ! Chronicles of Spicer by MonkD.drgn reviews
We all Know how chase young took an interest in Omi , What if someone took a similar interest in Jack spicer . Warning : There will be blood & death ( Not to mention the theft Of Chakra & Haki from naruto & one piece , Respectively . ) jackXwuya raiXkim clayXoc OmiXoc . Please review .
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Jack, Wuya
Hurt by QwertyMcQwerty reviews
On a night when Naruto is hurt during on of the Great Fox Hunts he awakens a Kekkei Genkai and meets the Kyuubi. After training with the Kyuubi he gets a new Dojutsu and he must save the other Jinchuriki and defeat the Akatsuki. But will he be able to accomplish this with an even stronger enemy hiding in the shadows biding his time. NarutoxFem.KyuubixHarem Lemons in later chapter!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,208 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Virus Tamer by DemonHg reviews
AU What if Takato didn't play a large roll in defeating the D-Reaper? What if Digimon were now partnered with children worldwide? What will happen when he meets the other tamers? rated M for later chapters
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,516 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Takato M.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 9,755 - Follows: 9,666 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Practical Medicine by Myshu reviews
Zidane, Freya, and how to learn nothing the hard way. Warning: swearing and sexual content.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,355 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Zidane T., Freya C. - Complete
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Soldiers of Lylat reviews
During an anti-piracy operation, Corneria attacks the Sphere Alliance and causes a huge intergalactic incident. Now in an attempt to secure peace Corneria has agreed to let a small group of humans into the prestigious Corneria Military Academy as a show of inclusion and cooperation. However, how will a peaceful Lylat react to soldier born for war? OCx Multiple, OCx Multiple.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,503 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 8/16/2018
XCOM- Humanity Rising reviews
The Elders wanted a poster unit, something to show humanity they could be trusted, and so the 77th Human Volunteer Group was born. Now however the Elders, ADVENT, and XCOM itself will see that the smiling face of this units commander also has fangs. Lookout XCOM you shouldn't poke a sleeping dragon. OCxHarem (female aliens)
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,685 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/21/2016
The Virus Tamer: Swords of the League reviews
AU What if Takato didn't play a large roll in defeating the D-Reaper? Now that Digimon are a part of everyday life what will happen when he meets the other tamers? Well Takato and his allies be able to stop a new threat more dangerous than even the D-Reaper? Jaded Takato, swearing, blood and gore.Takato/harem OC/harem. Character from seasons 1,2, and 3.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,534 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Takato M., Ruki M./Rika N., Renamon] OC
Guardians of Lylat reviews
Darkness is descending upon Lylat. In order to prepare for the coming storm General Peppy Hare issues a law that all mercenaries and select military members must attend the new Lylat Flight Academy to learn the new strategies of modern fighter combat, including a team Star Fox, then the entire situation becomes more interesting when a human team also attends. Multiple OC's
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,330 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Fox M., Krystal, Fara P., OC