ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS IS NOW A COMBINED ACCOUNT BETWEEN ME (VIOLET, THE ORIGINAL ANNABETH137) AND MY FRIEND ELODIE :)

Violet:スミレ

Friends, Romans, Demigods! I am half of Annabeth137! (my lucky number)

Okay, My real name is Violet, but that is of no importance to you.

Recently, I have entered the world of Young Justice, and I can't get enough of it! I am a hardcore fan of Chalant and Spitfire!

But I will get to that Later, Now more about me!

Name: Violet

State: Why do you want to know?

Okay, here's a hint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KS99BU_2A

Godly parent: Athena

House: On Pottermore, I got Gryffindor, but I consider myself to be a Hufflepuff. What can I say, Haters gonna hate! (:

Element: Earth (TOPH ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!)

Favorite subject: English. My teacher has a magic way of making grammar fun. (yes, fun.)

Favorite instrument: Violin (I play)

Favorite Singer: Superchic(k)/ Billy Joel/ Lenka

Favorite Tv show: Doctor who

Sport: Archery

More about me: I am a girl between the ages of 10 and 20. MUSICAL THEATER IS MY LIFE! I'm not one to think much about what I wear, So I usually just throw on an old t-shirt, jeans, and my black converses. The Aphrodite campers would hate me. I have light brown hair, and when I get mad my irises turn from chocolate brown to black, which makes for one amazing death glare. I love music, except rap. I believe it has an invisible ‘c’ at the beginning. I also love nature, reading, writing, and drawing. I basically suck at sports, though. Except archery, if that counts. My favorite color is yellow, and my favorite animal is a gray and white guinea pig named Lacy :)

Elodie:

Hi guys! So, I'm Elodie (duh). I describe myself as a completely insane, Namenerdy Benedictarian (Mysterious Benedict Society fan), and a newbie Pegasister and Whovian (No spoilers!), who loves theater and writing and reading and randomness.

State: Same as Violet.

Godly Parent: Athena or Apollo, or so Violet tells me. I haven't read Percy Jackson yet! Sorry. :(

House: Hufflepuff! Badgers Unite!

Element: Water, Violet tells me.

Favorite Subject: Creative Writing, or History or Drama.

Favorite Instrument: Ukulele. (I sort of play.)

Favorite Singer: Owl City

Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman

Sport: I like swimming, though not competitively.

Other randomness: I don't feel like writing right now. This section is under construction.

Shippings we support:

PJO/HoO

Percabeth

Jasper

Leyna

Tratie

Groniper

Frazel

Chris/Clarisse

Doctor who

Rose and 10

River and 11

Harry Potter

Ginny/ Harry

Ron/Hermione

Fleur/Bill

Young Justice

Chalant

Spitfire

SuperMartian

Kaldur/Rocket

Black Canary/ Green Arrow

Avatar: the last airbender

Kataang

Toko (Toph/Zuko)

Sokka/ Suki

Sokka/ Ty Lee

Mai/ Happiness

Mai/Zuko

x men Evo

Jott (Jean/ Scott)

Lancitty (Lance/Kitty)

Kurt/Amanda

Rogue/Gambit

Rahne/Roberto

Amara/ Bobby (Don't ask)

Toad/Forever Alone

Fruits Basket

Tohru/Kyo

Kyo/Kagura

Kisa/Hiro

Kureno/Arisa

Haru/Rin

Soul Eater:

SoMa

Tsubaki/Black star

Kidd/Liz

OHSHC:

Haruhi/Hikaru
Haruhi/Tamaki

FMA

EdWin

AlMei

Royai

Fury/Sheska

Izumi/Sig

Lingfan

Gracia/Hughes

Fairy Tail:

NaLu

NaLi

Gruvia

Jerza

Mira/Freed

Romeo/ Wendy

Laxus/ Cana

Happy/ Carla

Lucy/ Gray

Gajeel /Levy

My Current obsessions (in no particular order):

Percy Jackson

Harry Potter

Avatar

Hetalia

Legend of Korra

Teen Titans

Young Justice

Les Miserables

Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica

The Secret Zoo

The Wide Awake Princess

The Clueless Girl's Guide to Being a Genius

Doctor Who

Fruits Basket

Ouran Host Club

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ballet shoes trilogy

Mysterious Benedict Society

Disney movies

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

DOCTOR WHO STUFF!!!!!

You know you're addicted to Doctor Who when...

You think fezzes, bowties, bunkbeds, and stetsons are cool

You are suddenly scared of statues of angels...or any statue for that matter.

You count the days until the new episode

When someone is copying another person you freak out and run away

You try to learn Gallifreyan

You be Doctor Who characters for Halloween

If your not British you wish you were

When you see weight loss medicine you think, 'this has adipose all over it'

You get freaked out when someone says exterminate

or delete

When you see twins you think,'which one's the Ganger'

You try to find Torchwood on google maps

You try to build a K-9

When someone says, 'awkward silence' you start laughing

You have fights with your friends over which Doctor/companion was better

Your new favorite color is TARDIS blue

Whenever someone says Doctor you say, 'Who!' or 'where are the aliens'

When you hear the name John Smith you think, ‘OMG! IT’S THE DOCTOR’

You wish you had a swimming pool in the library

You have a whole wall covered in posters of the Doctor and his companions.

When you see someone who was on Doctor Who, (say, David Tennant), in another movie, (say, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire), when everyone thinks of that character (Say, Barty Crouch Jr.) you think of who they played on Doctor Who (Say, 10th Doctor)

You think Apples are disgusting

You hate yogurt

Bacon is bad

Beans are evil! Bad, bad, beans

You throw bread and butter out the door and shout "And stay out!"

You stop eating carrots, and whenever someone offers them you go "Carrots? Are you insane?"

You try fish fingers and custard

You suddenly LOVE bananas

you suddenly hate pears

You only read Doctor Who fanfictions

You make all your: Sims, Mii's, Sackpeople, and other videogame characters Doctor Who characters

You listen to Chameleon Circuit, The Medusa Cascade, Bad Wolf Bay, and other Trock bands every chance you get

You memorize the speech of a favorite character (For me, Rose's 'I am The Bad Wolf')

You plan your life around when the new episode is

You wish you were a ginger

You love fezzes

And bowties

And stetsons for that matter

You and your Who obsessed buddies constantly have fanwars over who's the best companion/Doctor

You wish you could say "Allonsey Alonso"

You cry when the companions leave, because it means the Doctor will be lonely again

You wish BBC would sell more DW stuff on BBCAmerica(dot)com

You decide that other sci-fi shows (coughcoughStargatecoughcough) are horribly inaccurate becuse they all speak the same language without the use of a translator matrix

When someone mentions Captain Jack, from Pirates of the Caribbean, you think of Captain Jack Harkness

You 'predict the future' based off of Doctor Who

You say Doctor Who is educational because you learned how to say Bad Wolf in Welsh

You carry a pen for the Silence in your pocket

Repeatedly watch the Moon landing to see if you can remember the Silence

You freak out when you meet another Whovian. (At least, in the USA. :))

You smile and nod as you read this

You add more things to this list

You copy and paste this list to your profile

Time lords Pwn!!!!!!!!!!

Funny warning labels (I love these!)

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness (one would hope)

Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (where else would you use them?)

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (Oops. guess I should'n have eaten them. *cough*)

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Aw, I wanted to see if I could unhinge my jaw like a snake!)

Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire (Good.)

Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume (for all you people who like to eat wood out there)

Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

Road Sign
Caution: water on road during rain. (Thank you, Captain Obvious)

Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside. (so putting my fruit roll-up inside won't work?)

Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often (I got nothing.)

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. (Darn. I was looking forward to a good game of air conditioner toss with the street.)

Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (Um, OW!!!!!!)

My favorite PJO quotes:

“Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up.”
― The Titan’s Curse

“I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
― The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!”
― The Lightning Thief

“Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.”
― The Battle of the labyrinth

“Boys are usually forbidden to have any contact with the Hunters. The last one to see this camp…” She looked at Zoe. “Which one was it?”
That boy in Colorado,” Zoe said. “You turned him into a jackalope.”
Ah, yes.” Artemis nodded, satisfied. “I enjoy making jackalopes…”
― The Titan’s Curse

“Apollo?” I guessed…
He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
A god named Fred?”
― The Titan’s Curse

“The wood nymph instructors left me in the dust. They told me not to worry about it. They'd had centuries of practice running away from lovesick gods. But still, it was a little humiliating to be slower than a tree. ”
― The Lightning Thief

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

Light Elemental ] You're proud of who you are. [ ] You state your opinion. [X] You think you're intelligent. [X ] You enjoy learning. [X ] You're raised in a very traditional way. [ ] You hardly show emotions. [ ] You're a morning person. [X] You don't like people who sleep around a lot. ] You don't like the dark. [ ] You're hard on yourself when you fail. Total: 4

Dark Elemental ] You always say what's on your mind. [X] You're a night person. [X] You don't care about sexuality. [ ] You like having sex/like the idea of sex. [X] You don't like mornings. [ ] You don't like happy-go-lucky people. [ ] You argue with people a lot. ] You laugh at stupid people.[X ] You hold on to grudges. ] You love scary stories. Total: 4

Nature Elemental [X] You love animals and nature. [X] You love being outdoors. ] You're somewhat gullible. [X ] You're shy around new people. [X] You're very understanding/a good listener. [ ] You forgive easily. [ ] You're not a good fighter. [ ] You don't like eating meat. [X ] You protect what you hold most dear. [ ] You love drinking water. Total: 5

Water Elemental [X] You're a good swimmer. [ ] You love fish – eating or not eating. [X] You're very curious. [X] You like to explore. [X] You day dream a lot. [ ] You don't usually like to talk. [X ] You like doing things by yourself. [X] You like to imagine things for your amusement. [X] You're open-minded. ] You like things to stay the same. Total: 6

Fire Elemental ] You have a bad temper. ] You love hearing gossip. ] You like to fight. [X] You're kind of slow sometimes. [ ] You're attracted to the 'bad boy/girl'. [X ] You have a strong sense of justice. [X] You'd beat up someone if they hurt your friends. ] You're also gullible. [X] You like to see things burn. [ ] You hate swimming/water. Total: 3

Wind Elemental [X] You're very easy-going. [X] You're somewhat lazy. [X] You love to laugh and make jokes. [X] People think you're immature.[X ] You tend to be a skeptic. ] You're very competitive. [X] You love getting new things. [X] You live everyday fully. [X ] You love riding with the window down. [ X] You enjoy having a large group of friends. Total: 9

Thunder Elemental [ ] You tend to blow up when you're mad. [X] You like things to be unpredictable. ] You like to live dangerously. [ ] You love having competitions, contests etc. [X] You love coming up with impossible scenarios. [ x] You like being the center of attention. ] You love thunder storms. [X ] You tend to only want a tight knit group. ] You don't trust others easily. [X] You don't forgive easily. Total: 5

Ice Elemental [X] You don't express yourself very well. [X] You like winter better than summer. ] You don't need/wear heavy coats during the winter. [X] You tend to be sarcastic sometimes. [X] You're sometimes a loner. [X] You tend to keep to yourself. ] It's hard for people to get close. [ ] When someone does though, you tend to stick with them no matter what. [X] You enjoy reading and other "one" person activities. [X] You can be 'cold' when someone's upset.Total: 7

Yay! Wind elemental! I'm Wendy!

The pledge to PJO [I did not write this]

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to rememver Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see somone who doesnt get along well with others

I promise to remember Zoe

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackon and the Olypians wherever I may go

(\_/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it there was a thunderstorm outside and Annaabeth got scared and needed Percy to comfort her? STORY IDEA!! MUST GET TO COMPUTER!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that idea has been pronounced idear?)

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered! I love you starbucks!!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Heck, yes!!)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I'm pretty sure I DO have it)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

There is an ongoing narration inside your head, as if you are writing your life story in third person. (Ex: As (your name) was typing, a sudden desire of chocolate hit them.)

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.

I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people. (Yupers)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know everything now. )

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree (Duh!! I've been trying to get a bunch of my other friends to read it. Some of them have, and they love it :D)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Harry Potter Stuff

Hogwarts Rules

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) But yes, I will do it all anyways.

Random quiz thing I felt like doing:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"1/4 cup orzo" I'm in the kitchen, so the nearest book was a cookbook.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A teddy bear :)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Doctor Who!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:30am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:33am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My brother eating cereal,and my guinea pigs squeaking

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Earlier today, watering my petunias

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My e-mail

9. What are you wearing?

My pajamas!

10. Did you dream last night?

Yup. I dreampt I was a toaster flying to the moon... I have weird dreams.

11. When did you last laugh?

This morning when I realized I had been dreaming about being a toaster.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

An incredibly detailed drawing of an elephant, a black and white photo of a waterfall, a painting of a bowl of fruit, a clock, and a drawing I did in first grade of a ballerina.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Well, I've seen myself, does that count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

completely random and pointless

15. What is the last film you saw?

In a theater: Abraham Lincoln;Vampire hunter

At home: The lion king!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Teddy bears for children across the world in need of something to cuddle!

17. Tell me something that I don't know:

Ketchup was originally sold as medecine

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Ending racism and homophobia! (That means you, Jo bel)

19. Do you like to dance?

Sort of.

20. George Bush:

looks like chimpanzee.

http:///2008/07/15/george-bush/

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Delilah Rose. That, or Celia Wendy

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Milo Bartholemew

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I guess, yeah...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Hey, god. I'm ho-ome!"

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I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic

40%

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

60%

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis. (depression)
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

40%

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

90%

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

20%

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas\Hanucka presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

100%

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing. (eh)
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

40%

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. ( I love my big brother and have some guy friends)
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

80%

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

40%

APHRODITE

Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

10%

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

60%

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0%

Daughter of Athena! yay!

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: Were you deformed by the pressure difference when you ascended from Hell?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Vioizzle. Yeah, not great.

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Owl. That actually sounds kinda cool!

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Grace Woodland. Very Soap Opera-ish

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Elavilin. Awesome!

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Purple Slushie. Is a slushie a drink?

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Iaradje. Eh, not great.

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Christine

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lacy. Actually, she's grey, not black.

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Pineapple Expirament. Cool.

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory ) chartruce eyepatch. Meh.

11. YOUR STARBUCKS NAME (a name different from your real one you use at starbucks) Lily Jacobson

12. YOUR KILLJOY NAME (just two random words, like Party Poison, or Jet Star) Satelite Violin. Okayyy...

Are You Feeling Today? And she was- Talking heads- Yes. Yes I am.

2.Will I get Far In Life? The dream of blue turtles- Sting - Okayyyyyyyy...

3.What Is my Best Friend's Theme Song? Feet of A dancer-Maura O'Connel -I guess that works.

4. What is/Was Middle School Like? Satisfy my soul- Bob Marley -Okay...

5.What is The Best Thing About Me? You're my best friend- Queen- yays!

was Yesterday? A hard day's night- The Beatles- Yesterday was actually quite fun.

7.What is my Love Life Like? She's got a way- Billy Joel- So basically someone is going to be very in love with me and I will love them back. Yay!

8.What will my Parents Say To me? Run like hell-Pink Floyd- Okay...

9.What Song Will They Play On My Funeral? Don't stop- Fleetwood Mac- I don't get it.

Does The World See Me? Crazy-Patsy Cline Heh.

11. What do My Friends Really Think Of Me? Just the way you are- Billy joel That made me feel warm and fuzzy inside

12.What is the World Keeping a Secret Of Me? I wonder-Chris Isaac That makes no sense, but it's a good song.

13. How Do I make Myself Happy? Peaceful world- John Mellencamp I do like to imaging eventually there will be world be world peace...

14.What Should I Do With My Life? Pure and easy- the Who Apparently I should just take things simply.

15.Will I Have Children? Now I'm here- Queen So, yes then?

16. What is Good Advice? Accentuate the positive- Willie Nelson That is good advice.

17.What does everyone Else Think Of My Current Life? Dead or Alive- Journey I'm pretty sure I'm alive.

18.What Type Of Men/Women Do I like? Make you feel my love-Billy Joel I love that song, but it dosen't really make sense in this circumstance

19.Where Will I Live? Imagine- Joan Baez Again, good song, but not seeing the connection

20.What Will My Dying Words Be? All good things- Jackson Browne All good things must come to an end. I quite like that.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I am, as people like to say, petite)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm clinically depressed)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (occasinaly)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I think I'm kinda pretty)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (don't really know any)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.(I don't know what that means)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak(I'm advanced a grade and I'm in AP everything)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a jew, so I MUST have a big nose, speak yidish and love gifilteh fish
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm not afraid of BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.(In a way)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (Me no swear)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENISANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(I'm in orchestra)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I want to join the circus, so I MUST be irresponsible and terrible at school