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 Author has written 24 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Shakespeare, 30 Minutes or Less, Lost In Space, Red Dwarf, Person of Interest, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Sherlock, Xiaolin Showdown, Criminal Minds, and Mighty Boosh. "The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless," -Oscar Wilde. My Favourite Pairings: Red Dwarf: Rimmer/Lister. Star Trek: McSpirk, Bones/Spock, Bones/Kirk, Kirk/Spock, Bones/Scotty, Bones/Sarek. Doctor Who: Doctor/Rory, Doctor/Master, Doctor/Jack. Person of Interest: Reese/Finch. Lost in Space: Don/Smith. Don/John. Romeo and Juliet: Romeo/Mercutio. Mercutio/Tybalt. Picture of Dorian Gray: Basil/Dorian. Priest: Priest/Black Hat. 3:10 to Yuma: Ben/Dan. House: House/Wilson. Les Mis: Javert/Valjean. Night Vale: Cecil/Carlos. Sherlock: Johnlock. |
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Nature and Nurture by lahmrh reviews
Kirk explains the events that led to him realising he's bisexual. Long story short, it's mostly Ambassador Spock's fault. (But not like that.) Mostly gen, mentions of Kirk Prime/Spock Prime and Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Délicatesse by Molahsurey reviews
Will figures out that Hannibal is the Ripper, but he can't bring himself to turn him in. Jamais Never
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Out Of The Blue by Molahsurey reviews
Slashity slash, slash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
If I Could Blush by Molahsurey reviews
When Kryten sees Lister and Kochanski together he gets the wrong impression but soon the truth gets out.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Kryten, Lister, D. - Complete
Gold Eyed Personal Jesus by Zuvios Gemini reviews
**ON HIATUS** Post-movie. AU-ish. Instead of leaving him to die in the train wreckage, Priest decides to lock Black Hat up in prison. But what will that do to Black Hat? How will it affect their battered relationship? Rated for mature themes. Black Hat/Priest
Priest - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,489 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011
Madness in the TARDIS by koishii-girl reviews
One day in the TARDIS, things go horribly wrong. Or at least, they go horribly silly! Doctor/TARDIS, Doctor/Master, River/Capt.Jack/Donna, Rassilon/Everyone, vague Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Surveillance by Katica Locke reviews
Reese discovers his teasing may have gone too far after an unexpected turn in a case reveals more about both men than either was ready to have known. Alternating POVs, slash, COMPLETE.
Person of Interest - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,641 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Intentional by mattmetzger reviews
The relationship between Spock and McCoy is extremely easy to misunderstand by an outside observer. And that is exactly what this outside observer does. For a while. Snark, humour, and topped off with a dash of sweetness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Spock's Greatest Christmas by MarillaT'Pel reviews
Spock is at a loss over how to reciprocate Jim's gift giving, especially after Jim gives him the best gift he's ever received. Based on an episode of The Big Bang Theory.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Merry Christmas, Mr Finch by Katica Locke reviews
When a huge storm shuts down New York and the Machine has no new numbers, Reese and Finch spend Christmas Eve together. Slash.
Person of Interest - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2011 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Un Grand Amour by Ali Flagg reviews
Kirk and Spock are bonded- the Vulcan version of marriage. But what happens when Spock realises that Kirk also has feelings for McCoy? How will he deal with Kirk's emotions? please R&R, just give it a try!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Instinct by Wingstar102 reviews
Bones really needs to pay better attention sometimes. Warning: Bones/Sarek, non-con bonding, hurt/comfort. This is slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Sarek - Complete
The BreakUp by Concupiscence66 reviews
Leonard and Sheldon aren't a couple, they're just roommates, so they can't break up. Only Leonard is stupid enough to buy that one. Written for a prompt for an asexual Sheldon dealing with a break-up with Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Because Guys Will Be Guys by mattmetzger reviews
Five relationship cliches that Jim messed - or 'kirked' - up, and one that runs perfectly. Because Kirks just can't do anything the normal way. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Lonely road to a Miracle by OriginalAwesomeSauce reviews
Summary listed inside. Rated T for cursing. May not be suitable for children. Enjoy!Scones! Scotty&Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
As the Switch Flicks On by Musing Scribblings reviews
One-shot/ in universe/ story format. Episode: Operation: Annihilation! Bones finds himself caring for the stubborn Spock as he adjusts to his loss of eyesight. But one final request to see brings long-awaited results. Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Jealousy Of A Vulcan by BlueboxNinja reviews
Once again, Captain Kirk of the USS enterprise managed to persuade another colony into joining the Peace Federation, which they celebrate with a feast and where a certain Vulcan starts to develop a new emotion towards his captain. SPIRK Slashy slashy :D
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Loneliness Algorithm by SelsieCain reviews
Raj is fed up of Howard and Leonard leaving for their girlfriends and decides to do something to stop his loneliness.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Rajesh K., Stuart
If Only by Tech Duinn reviews
Things are never easy between these two, because, really, what's the fun in that? Drabble. K/S. Compatible with ST:2009.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lister's Surprise by AdventureBound reviews
Rimmer's having nightmares and Lister can't sleep which give's him cause to give Rimmer a surpise in the morning. Lister, Rimmer MAJOR slash, no adult themes just loved up-ness! Lister's guitar makes an appearance! OOC
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Age Before Beauty by kacc1112 reviews
A surprise camping trip during shore leave brings change between Jim, Spock, and Bones. K/S/M Crackish slash, but there is a plot!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Tangents Taken by Ellen Smock reviews
Visiting dignitaries cause Spock and McCoy to rethink their relationship. Slash. Don't read if that bothers you.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Cubic Pursuits by FifteenthVector reviews
Spock has a thorn embedded in his hand. Jim decides that the only reasonable course of action is to suck it out.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Meaningless Kisses by Serpent's Den reviews
5 Times Jim and Bones kisses didn't mean anything and the one time it meant everything. McKirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
These feelings by moonlightdreamer1 reviews
Just a small Lister and Rimmer drabble. . . no one hurt me. If you don't like then don't read!
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Poppy Pollen by Mrs. SpockKirkMcCoyScott reviews
Sex pollen story written for an Livejournal promp. Jim, Bones, and Spock were unaware that the pollen from the poppies would act as an aphrodisiac to them. Kirk get seriously affected, followed by his friends. *Thanks for reading and reviewing!*
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Button by p-sama7 reviews
If there was one part of the ship that saw the most action, it certainly wasn't the bridge. not so subtle Spock/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov, and Scotty/Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Advice From The source by Adenil reviews
McCoy goes to Spock for advice. What kind of advice? Why, dating advice of course! SpCoy
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Kälte by Tashaelizabeth reviews
How is there no Swing Kids slash? Hmm? Answer me! Wrote this quickly in an attempt to remedy that. Rareslash.
Swing Kids - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007
New Year by Feline Ranger reviews
Ace drops in to spend New Year with his old crew-mates.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Failure by StarQuality reviews
He's failed again, but this time, he's especially cheesed off. Will Rimmer take drastic measures to end the pain? SELF HARM & RimmerLister SLASH WARNING! [BEING REVISED]
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Ace in the Hole by Thesseli reviews
Ace trains his replacement during 'Stoke Me a Clipper', but not in the usual way. [Slash, MM]
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Complete
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Just A Kiss
We all know Howard and Vince kissed on the roof, but what happened after the party? Howard/Vince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2015
Blue Christmas reviews
Rimmer did say he'd be back for Christmas, didn't he? Rimmer/Lister Christmas fic!
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
The Protocol reviews
Reid has just been released after being kidnapped and drugged at the hands of Tobias. Knowing the turmoil Reid must be in, Hotchner offers to keep him company for the night.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2014
Thicker Than Water reviews
My rewritten version of the events of "Chase Lays an Egg." A bit more of an in-depth look at Omi and Jack's friendship, and Chase Young's relationships with his various offspring.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Omi, Jack, Chase, Shadow - Complete
I Don't Mind
What did John mean by "I don't mind"? Fills in the gap between "I know ash" and "I have an international reputation."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Chose Us reviews
What if, at the end of His Last Vow, Sherlock had said what he had meant to say?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
Crépuscule reviews
Twilight Parody AU. About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Hannibal was a cannibal. Second, there was part of him — and I didn't know how potent that part might be — that hungered for my flesh. And third, it f***ing rhymed. (According to Google Translate, Crépuscule means Twilight in French.)
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Blanquette de Veau reviews
Takes place immediately after the end of Savoureux. Hannibal and Will continue their discussion in prison. Hannigram slash!
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Hell's TARDIS reviews
There's been some talk on tumblr about a certain chef becoming the twelfth Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Irresistible reviews
Flowers and pizzas of mysterious origins begin to show up on John's doorstep. Takes place after God Mode. John/Ernest Thornhill.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2013 - J. Reese
The Man In The Suit reviews
"Donnelly's back and he's hot for the Man in the Suit." Donnelly/Reese. Contains Spoilers for "Shadow Box," "2-Pi-R," and "Prisoner's Dilemma".
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Agent Donnelly, J. Reese - Complete
Smegging Pregnant reviews
My own slashy take on what could have happened with Lister's pregnancy during the gap between series II and III. Slowly building Rimmer/Lister. Rating may change to M in later chapters.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,057 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
200 Years reviews
During the 200 year gap between series V and VI when Lister and the Cat went into deep sleep, why didn't Rimmer stay turned on with Kryten? Rimmer/Lister angst.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Fishnet Stockings and Eyeliner reviews
After the events of Demons and Angels, Lister has a revelation about Rimmer's sexuality. Lister/Rimmer.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
I Love You, You Smeghead reviews
When Lister wakes up to the sound of Rimmer crying, he goes to comfort him and the truth finally comes out. Lister/Rimmer.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
You Irk Me reviews
It started out as a way to relieve stress and turned into something more. Don/Smith.
Lost In Space - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012
What About Marriage Is Fun To You? reviews
Sequel to What About Hypothermia Is Fun To You? Please read that one first. McSpirk. Will include MPreg!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,154 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Alternate Ending! reviews
After Dwayne saved him, what if Travis hadn't said "That's what she said"? SLASH!
30 Minutes or Less - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Dwayne, Travis - Complete
Tale of Woe reviews
We all know the tale of Juliet and her Romeo, but the tale of even more woe is that of Romeo and his Mercutio. A crack-ish parody in which Romeo is actually in love with Mercutio. Slash!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
That Awkward Moment reviews
The incredibly awkward first kiss between Spock and McCoy, and the equally awkward first date that followed.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
What About Hypothermia Is Fun To You? reviews
The truth often comes out when you're stranded on a frozen planet. McSpirk slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Not The Last reviews
McCoy and Kirk don't really remember what happened last night... McSpirk slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Only Because reviews
A cute little one-shot in which Jim tries to win Bones over at the park.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Surprise! We're Engaged! reviews
When Spock's fiance leaves him and he doesn't have the heart to tell his mom, he and Doctor McCoy find themsleves in an awkward situation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
