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Joined 06-04-11, id: 2962144, Profile Updated: 05-04-12

Author has written 16 stories for CSI: Miami, Doctor Who, and Merlin.

Hi Everyone!!!

A little about myself...

Name: Kirstie
Sex: Girl
Age: 18
Height: Tall enough.
Fave food: I like everything except olives and sprouts.
Eye colour: Hazel
Hair colour: Kind of a light brown
Fave TV shows: CSI Miami, Criminal Minds, ER
Fave characters: Ryan Wolfe, Spencer Reid, Elizabeth Corday (Because she is English.)

Horatio: I didn’t know they made body armour in triple extra large.
Humphries: They also make jock straps in that size, but you wouldn’t know anything about that, either!

Horatio: Here is what we're gonna do. Go to this address, with a photograph of Douglas and ask Artie if he has recently sold any strawberry-scented rubber teddies.
Eric: Artie's Adult Playground?
Horatio: You know Artie?
Eric: Do you know Artie?
Horatio: Just go to the address, Eric.

Horatio: Nice work. Have you considered a transfer to SWAT?
Calleigh: I don't look good in all black.
Horatio: I beg to differ.

Eric: I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.
Speed: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...
Eric: Yeah, or permanently screwed!

Speed: Well, that's different.
Calleigh: Someone's been doing yoga.
Co-worker: You guys have a stapler?
Calleigh: No, but you are the third one to ask in the last 10 minutes. Do you want us to burn you a copy?

Carrie Delgado: Tim! Tell me you're kidding. Fifty blood stains?
Speed: Sorry. The next time, I'll ask the victim to die in one spot.

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could not care less

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH (I don't mind maths)
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Back Away Slowly Then Run, WhiteWolfLegend, authorinprogress97, MissKirstieRAdams

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Twenty Two Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

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Unforgiveable by EStrunk reviews

Draco is part of the Dark Lord's Inner Circle, but secretly using his post to bring the Dark Lord down. Hermione is his contact in the Order and he is soon going to discover that she means far more to him than that.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 191,164 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.

Brothers' Hurt and Elrond's Pains by KaiahAurora reviews

Elrond always has to fix Aragorn and Legolas when they come back broken and bleeding from their adventures. The twins help, but Elladan and Elrohir can be evil. A series of scenes from the many times that the elf lord fixes our two troublemakers. Fluff, funnies, and a bit of angst.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,493 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond - Complete

The Stupidity of Camelot by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews

funny little moments where someone is bound to be stupid somehow. Chapter 191: sometimes Merlin's magic takes things literally

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 189,170 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur

Here we go again by Basil Allegri reviews

Merlin, middle-aged and Arthur's court sorcerer, gets himself stuck in the body of his nineteen-year-old self, and he finds that he'll have to relive his life if he's to have any chance of returning home. That doesn't mean he'll have to do things exactly as he remembers them. Time Travel fic. AU "The Kindness of Strangers"

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,640 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Merlin

Computer Calls by Jag Lady reviews

Would you trust this man with your sister? How about your sister's computer? A series of one-shots about technophobe Rick Stetler.

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rick S. - Complete

Reveal Yourself by Rose Kathryns reviews

A collection of shorts in which Merlin reveals his magic to various people, at various times, with various outcomes.

Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Merlin

Trust of a Dragon by RinHunter reviews

The war is over and Harry is looking forward to a normal 8th year. Yet the year takes a startling turn when Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts in chains, led by the Head Unspeakable, who seems to have a strange interest in Draco's life. Asked by Dumbledore to protect the Slytherin from vengeful students and harm, Harry and his friends set out to do so. Yet danger lurks in the Shadows

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 283,517 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.

Shards of my Soul by Feinth reviews

When Harry finds a crying and bleeding Draco in the boy's bathroom the last thing he expects is friendship, let alone anything more than that. Somehow their strange relationship beings to bloom in the stress of an oncoming war. Hermione is also finding love, much to everyone's surprise. Krum never forgot her after all. Rated M for self harm, strong language and eventual lemons.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,770 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Viktor K.]

Return From The Veil by princessg101 reviews

Curiosity may have killed the cat but it also brought it back from the dead...with consequences

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Voldemort

Back To Where It All Began by ViciousVixen178 reviews

[AU & On Hiatus]. After a few years working as an Auror, Harry returns to Hogwarts not as a student but as a Professor. He knew it would be difficult at first especially when working alongside the once feared Potion's Professor, Severus Snape but with demons still haunting Harry's life can he work past these and let someone in who is trying to help or is he too damaged to heal?

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,322 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete

The Winding Road – The Drinking Game and Beyond by Fawlke reviews

Expanded missing scene from the Return of the King, Legolas is more affected by their drinking game than he first realised. Not SLASH.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Eomer - Complete

You Never Bring Me Strawberries by katalizi reviews

"The one whom the Druids called Emrys, the most powerful wizard of all time - and he couldn't do something as simple as create a single strawberry for the woman he loved." Started as a series of drabbles, now a full length fic about Merlin and Freya's love for each other, and their journey to free Freya from the curse she's under.

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,672 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Merlin, Freya]

A Tick In Time by princessg101 reviews

Hermione goes into the past to help save the future. COMPLETED!

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 154,675 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hermione G., Marauders - Complete

Hogwarts Resorted by ViciousVixen178 reviews

[AU]. The Golden Trio decide to take one last crack at their education after the war and return to Hogwarts to repeat their final year at school. It seems not all has remained the same as new friendships and relationships take effect with Gryffindor and Slytherin coming closer together more so than ever before when the students are all resorted and Harry is placed in the snake pit.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,998 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete

Subtle Revelations by Winterwood11 reviews

"Granger, I need to see you – in private." Draco and Hermione have been in a relationship of sorts for a while and are perfectly fine with keeping it secret. That is, until a letter forces them to have to reveal themselves... Of course, this gives them the excuse to have some fun with revealing the truth - as long as they do not irreparably shock everyone else first.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]

CentiStories by princessmelia reviews

My collection of drabbles. Will be a variety, including bromance, humor, friendship, romance, and angst. No slash, but plenty of bromance to suffice. Chapter 985- Percival's whole village burned before him. (Family)

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 985 - Words: 132,472 - Reviews: 4474 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere

I Promise, I'll Save You by dogpawsnwerewolfclaws reviews

AU; Sirius Black discovers a dark secret within the Ministry of Magic, he vows to make things right when he finds the true corrupt nature of the Ministry he is working for and finds the love of his life in an unexpected person along the way. Sirius/Remus, Lily/James, Rated M for swearing and some dark themes.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete

FBIs Most Youngest by Mutilated Pancake reviews

Summary: Rossi invites the them to his cabin to get away from all the freaks, creeps, and psychos. But when an Unsub comes along all hell breaks loose. The Unsub goes after Reid and poisons him. Reid falls ill and...turns into a 3 year old? Whoa. Now what? Stay Tuned and find out!. T for safety. De aged Reid.

Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 225 - Words: 215,542 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - S. Reid - Complete

The Pin Is Mightier than the Sword by DeleaMarie reviews

A collection of All-Humor/All-the-Time one-shots, two-shots, red-shots, and blue-shots featuring wit, wordplay, silliness, a vengeful beaver, bald Uther, What-ifs, frying pans, parodies of fanfiction clichés, and much, much more... 59. Arthur's got some new clothes...

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 52,295 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Merlin, Arthur

Leopard Print Thongs, Peter-Puddles and the Legendary Bantersaurus Rex by lumoscrimsom reviews

Gryffindor have won the Quidditch Cup and it's time to celebrate! Partying and drinking ensues and the inventible game of - dun dun duuuunnn - Truth or Dare is introduced. How far will our Marauders and Lily go before they give up and forfeit? And trust me, no one wants to forfeit...Snape's hair is waaayyy too greasy for that... CURRENTLY ON HIATUS FOR THIS STORY! STAY TUNED!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,822 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]

Fractions by llLethell reviews

A collection of drabbles. 161- The Questing Duo: On the way back from an exhausting quest, Merlin twists his ankle and the road to Camelot becomes that much longer. But at least he has Arthur with him. No Slash!

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 161 - Words: 34,911 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur

Looking for a happy ending by Leigh59 reviews

An unexpected meeting from someone from her past brings up long buried memories and painful feelings. Leaving her wondering when her turn for love and happiness will come. Guests from NCIS will show up from time to time.

Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 74,339 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete

Awkward Moments by Astiza reviews

Returned for Series 5. Updates on Saturday after the episode airs in the UK and at random intervals during the week. Please remember to follow the format; it helps me out a lot. Submissions will be screened and not all may be published. Submissions should pertain to the episode.

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 84 - Words: 72,818 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur

Let There Be Light! by mooshymoomoo reviews

The Doctor, Amy, Rory, and River meet a very strange girl with a very strange problem. Rated T for mild language. It's amazing how easily offended some people are!

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - 11th Doctor

fiction becoming fact by devilburns reviews

something that is only meant to happen in Fiction is becomeing Fact for one CSI officer. mention of nailed mpreg from the eric and ryan's shippers commuinty.

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Ryan W.

Betrayal by readernurse reviews

When Merlin must reveal himself to in order to save Arthur and Uther, what will the reaction be, and how will Merlin and Arthur handle the outcome? Spoilers for first 2 seasons, On hold for now. Sorry!

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,134 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Merlin, Arthur

Runaway Wolfe by nurdgurl714 reviews

Old feelings that both men thought they had tucked away resurface. Horatio can handle his emotions, but can Ryan? Aren't all office romances doomed to fail? Slash! Rated M for content and language.

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,976 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Horatio C., Ryan W. - Complete

Learning to Walk Again by ArtGirlie815 reviews

Professor X, or better known as Charles Xavier, finally gets some time to himself. He takes a trip down memory lane where the stories are still so vivid. A look into Charles Xavier's life of love, joy, and loss First Class Era M for later chapters

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,177 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete

A Very Merlin Musical by whitecrossgirl reviews

Ever wonder what Merlin would be like if the characters stopped what they were doing and began singing Disney songs? Well wonder no more as the cast belt out 70 classic Disney songs spoofed from beloved films such as 'Mulan', 'Beauty and the Beast', 'The Lion King' and many more. COMPLETED.

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 66,992 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete

Where A Fire Won't Do by Basched reviews

A friendship is changed after a close encounter. Gwaine/Percival Arthur/Gwen Leon/OC Rated M for a reason folks! Humour.

Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Gwaine, Percival

To Honor the Fallen by M. D. Jensen reviews

After the events of the Darkest Hour, the Knights of the Round Table go on a memorial quest to their fallen friend's birthplace. Spoilers, of course. If you love knightly bromance and don't require complicated plots, this fic is for you!

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Gwaine, Percival - Complete

The Terror In His Eyes by Xmyheart.hope2die reviews

The Doctor's been missing for God knows how long, held prisoner by a terrifying creature that has even our hero trembling. Captain Jack finds him, but this broken and bloodied man is far from being saved. T for torture and lots and lots of Doctor Whump!

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,949 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete

The coming of Emrys by ksdene reviews

New summary! When Merlin becomes injured, he has a dream and eventually this leads to Arthur learning the truth. Merlin falls in love. But when Morgana learns that Merlin has magic, how will this effect her plans to attack Camelot? Merlin/OC

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,220 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete

The Doctor's Cold by noficforyou reviews

The doctor does it again, only this time, with a handkerchief and a fever. rated T for mild language.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete

Impossible Things by lastincurableromantic reviews

After becoming separated from Rose at Canary Wharf, the Doctor seeks the comfort of an old friend. 10/Rose T.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete

Athena's Toes by betawho reviews

River was dressed like a goddess, with pretty pink toes...

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete

Like Sugar by Bella7 reviews

"What if she's in jail! What if she's DEAD! Natalia, I could be in love with a dead woman!" Ryan's search for love continues. R/R

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ryan W. - Complete

Instructions by betawho reviews

His hands were tied, literally, in one red bowtie and one black. She said he only had to tell her what to do, but some things needed to be shown...

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete

Lost & Found by thebicky reviews

Merlin gets kidnapped by some Druids, Arthur goes all angsty, and a few years later a prince called Emrys comes along to visit...

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,329 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011

The Secret Princess by wildchild17 reviews

Morgana is alone and now she has another secret to hide...will it be the undoing of Camelot? Life is flourishing in the city, but when the truth comes out and the battle begins, will good or evil come out on top? Reveal fic NO SLASH no pairings either :D

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,074 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete

Ryan and Horatio by daxy reviews

Ryan and Horatio have a steady relationship going. But they meet new challenges and their level of trust for each other is questioned. Sequel to I'm not as think as you drunk I am. SLASH

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,422 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Horatio C., Ryan W. - Complete

Realization by Sehrezad reviews

"My, Calleigh, he must be good in bed. You wouldn't take his side otherwise." After her confrontation with Eric, Calleigh realizes that her feelings for Ryan run deeper than she thought or was willing to admit. CaRWash

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Calleigh D., Ryan W. - Complete

Nectar of the Gods by biomechanical reviews

An elite group of super rich have in their hands the proverbial fountain of youth with a Time Lord paying the price for their greed. When the Doctor lands at their facility, will he become their Nectar of the Gods? DW S3. No slash.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete

Calleigh's Special Cupcakes by WarricksGirl reviews

The Miami-Dade dayshift CSIs notice that their supervisor is acting rather peculiar one Monday afternoon. What happens when they suspect's Calleigh's "special cupcakes" are to blame? Kinda DuCaine-ish, one-shot, a bit of a crackfic

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete

Sick by daxy reviews

Horatio is no fun when he's sick, so who will take care of him?

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Horatio C. - Complete

A Thousand Dreams by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews

"I am a seer, even in my madness. I see other worlds, things that never were. They all start with one little change…" 60-plus AUs in 3200 words, plus companion oneshots. Multiple ships, character death, fluff, lots of implications but nothing explicit

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Morgana

Through the Ages by Moe Riverside reviews

A series of 100 drabbles, snippets and one-shots based on past, present and future Merlin situations. Join Merlin and Arthur in their normal, angsty, fluffy and sometimes bewildering adventures.

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur

I Said Not A Space Cave by JunoInferno reviews

All Donna wanted was to not give birth in a space cave. Where is she? Space cave. Part of the Regarding Mrs Smith ficverse.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,415 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete

One More Than Ninetynine Drabbles by Astiza reviews

Drabble 100! Creatures of Saucery are not easily defeated...

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 15,075 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete

On the Parenting of Baby Dragons by wordsurfer reviews

Aithusa can be very naughty.

Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Aithusa

Lost in Time by WhenTheQuestionIsAsked reviews

After recieving a message from a distressed Rose Tyler, the Doctor and his companions, Amy, Rory, and River, must find out how to save a girl who doesn't want saving...before it's too late. There will be familiar faces and new story lines. Rated T

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,553 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete

Fancy Dress by SonnetST reviews

An itty-bitty little fic about what happens when Rose discovers the ultimate costume to wear to a party when the Doctor's involved!

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete

And It Was All Because of the Colour of the Door by alphayamergo reviews

In which the neighbour's door is TARDIS blue, Martha thinks it's nothing, and Jack and Mickey are taking bets of whether it's a former companion or not. Oneshot.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Martha J. - Complete

Aithusa Makes It Happen by Itar94 reviews

COMPLETE [Merthur, AU of episode 4x04 'Aithusa'] Gwaine is observant, Aithusa just thinks they're all very silly and apparently the whole of Camelot ships the Prince and his Manservant. But, then again, who is really surprised?

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Arthur, Merlin] Aithusa - Complete

Merlin The Musical! by xCeruleanAngelx reviews

Overly smirky Morgana casts a spell on Camelot that causes everyone to randomly burst out into song! Crack fic/song parody!

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete

I'm not as think as you drunk I am by daxy reviews

After a drunken night two men have to confess their feelings or continue to be unhappy. As any other couple they have to face both the good and the bad. SLASH

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,354 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Horatio C., Ryan W. - Complete

127 Drabbles by Melpomene Lee reviews

127 Days. 127 Prompts. 12700 Words. 127 Drabbles.

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 127 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete

A Mother's Hymn by SomeTaters reviews

Merlin is tired, Aithusa is playful, and Kilgharrah isn't much help at all. The first few weeks of the baby dragon's life prove to be the most exhausting of Merlin's. Told in drabbles. Kinda fluffy.

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete

Deadly Fruit and Other Random Drabbles by Naisa reviews

A series of humorous drabbles less than 500 words, where YOU chose the word each drabble was based on! Random stories ranging from pineapples to parrots, from catpults to kerfuffles and from troglodytes to ice cream. Hope you enjoy!

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 22,099 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete

So, A Prince and a Warlock Walk Into a Bar by Jissai reviews

The first time Arthur calls Merlin "Emrys."

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete

Dragon, Dragon, & Dragonlord by Alaia Skyhawk reviews

He's losing sleep and in need of a helping hand. And so Kilgharrah calls on the only one that might be able to assist... Merlin #Sequel to Dragon & Dragon#

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/28/2011 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Merlin - Complete

Dragon & Dragon by Alaia Skyhawk reviews

He would look after this little one, this white dragon curled trustingly in his grasp as he flew. They were kin, the last of their kind. How hard could it be? Based on the A Question of... Series

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2011 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete

After All The Days Of Darkness by Kari Kurofai reviews

The steps they take to get there are hesitant, slow, careful. But somehow they get there all the same. "You're stuck with me," Gwaine promised.

Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Gwaine, Percival - Complete

Touched By Fire by dippyguardgirl09 reviews

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell - Joan Crawford" Will love warm or burn Calleigh? And what will Horatio do about it?

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,802 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Horatio C., Calleigh D.

Off Key by bluephoenixsong reviews

Ryan is head over heels in love with his inter, Jessica Stone, and now they're expecting their first child. But what Ryan doesn't know is the grandfather of their child is his boss, Horatio Caine. Rated M for adult themes and sexual and physical violencen

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Ryan W., Horatio C. - Complete

Word Forward by AerrowLover reviews

"I don't have to be alone. Right. So when I was kidnapped and tortured for a few hours, did I have to be alone for that?" It's been two weeks and two sessions with a shrink since the events of S7E20. Ryan's only coming to terms with what happened now.

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Ryan W., Horatio C. - Complete

Falling for You by bluephoenixsong reviews

Ryan Wolfe has a secret, but so does his new intern and girlfriend, Jessica Stone. Jessica's the daughter of Ryan's boss Horatio Caine, but she's never told him. Now Jessica has another secret and Natalia knows it. Rated M for adult themes.

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,430 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Ryan W., Horatio C. - Complete

Do as the Romans do by Raito13 reviews

AU fic. Vengeful angry gods, strange powers, and new enemies. Horatio finds himself forced to help Mars, the God of War. Mars is running from the other gods who want him dead. Mars assumes the identity 'Ryan' and with Horatio's help, tries to save himself

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Horatio C., Ryan W.

Mad Love Season by bluephoenixsong reviews

Ryan Wolfe's caught the attention of a few of his co-workers and they've decided they want to have a little fun. Rated M for adult themes. Warning:Major slash material within.

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Ryan W. - Complete

Something About You by bluephoenixsong reviews

Ryan Wolfe has a new intern and she's something else, but what he doesn't know is Jessica Stone is the daughter of Horatio Caine. Continuation of my story The Intern. Rated M for a reason. Sorry, not a Ryan/Horatio slash.

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,886 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Ryan W., Horatio C. - Complete

The Intern by bluephoenixsong reviews

There's a new intern at the Miami Dade Crime Lab and she seems to be studying more than just forensic science. Rated M for later chapters. Sorry, not a Ryan/Horatio slash.

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ryan W., Horatio C. - Complete

The Madness Within by xxpotatogirlxx reviews

To solve the cunningly brutal murder of a young doctor, Ryan is forced to face the insanity that nearly ended his life a year ago. Sequel to "Demons."

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 62,646 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Ryan W. - Complete

BitterSweet by n14mola reviews

When Ryan's life is in danger, Eric sees his friend in a new light. Things get complicated with Calleigh when Eric decides to take care of Ryan. Warning: Slash! Men love! Don't like? Don't read!

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,314 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Ryan W., Eric D.

Demons by xxpotatogirlxx reviews

Someone is using the citizens of Miami as lab rats. Pain. Insanity. Death. All for the sake of a sick experiment. And when Ryan becomes the killer's latest victim, the team has to work to save him before he's lost forever. Reviews immensely appreciated!

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,746 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ryan W., Eric D. - Complete

sweet sacrifice by MissMcGinger reviews

She loved her life and everyone else in it but then as tragedy struck more than one heart is broken.

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Calleigh D., Eric D.

When You Tell Me That You Love Me by Angel From Above Is Here reviews

What would have happened if Horatio would have been the one to help Calleigh after John Hagen had killed himself in her lab? Read to find out! Of course there's a character dead warning as well as a warning for the mention of hagen's suicide.

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Calleigh D., Horatio C. - Complete

Shining Stetler Stories by Shining Zephyr reviews

100 one shots about Internal Affairs agent, Rick Stetler. *44. Car: Ray Jr. and Kyle have a little TOO much fun with Rick's car and some spray paint.*

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 28,079 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Rick S.

A Tale of Dragon Courtship by Boisterous Hal reviews

What happened to Kilgharrah just after 2x13? He found love, that's what happened. He wants Merlin to conduct the wedding ceremony. A strange sequence of events follow. One shot, crack.

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Merlin - Complete

Momentum in vita nostra by daxy reviews

Moments for Horatio, Eric and their daughter. As well as the others.-SLASH-Sequel to A New Chapter In Life-

CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Horatio C., Eric D. - Complete

Skin the Wolfe by griffon reviews

Following 7:20 Ivan Sarnoff is in prison, but his mob is alive and kicking and they want the skin of CSI Wolfe. In order to save his own skin and to take some pressure off Lt.H.Caine, Wolfe decides to disappear for a while...

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 43 - Words: 155,005 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ryan W., Horatio C.

A New Chapter In Life by daxy reviews

Eric suggests something that will change Eric and Horatio’s lives forever. Young College graduates are kidnapped and then end up dead on a highway.--SLASH-- Full Summary inside--7th Story in my H/E universe--

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,126 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Horatio C., Eric D. - Complete

Power Struggle by CSIBeauty reviews

Sequal to Learned Powers, and story 3 of 6 in the Powers Series! Who is DarkMatter and What is he Planning? Questions that Horatio and the team want answers to. Answers don't come easily, and soon their lives are put in danger while looking.

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Horatio C., Ryan W.

The Demon by Shining Zephyr reviews

Sequel to Heroes. The team becomes more accustomed to their powers as Stetler’s militia comes to take Miami. Meanwhile, Horatio begins to fight personal demons to prevent becoming one...

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete

Difficult Tests by daxy reviews

Horatio’s past comes back to haunt him, when the case of his parents death is re-opened, and he also finds out that he is very sick. Frank tries to forget his birthday.--SLASH--6th story in my H/E Universe--FULL SUMMARY INSIDE

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,747 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Horatio C., Eric D. - Complete

Ancient Puzzles by daxy reviews

When several members of a jury are murdered in ancient ways, the team gets a complicated puzzle to solve. And it doesn’t help that IAB Paul Its, takes Eric off the case, when he finds a personal connection.--SLASH--5th story in my H/E Universe--

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,585 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Horatio C., Eric D. - Complete

Mistakes by Little Horatio reviews

.Sequel of All Over Again. Emotions run high as a kidnapping gets personal for Horatio.One of them makes a mistake that took a life.How will that CSI pay the price?And new meat comes in MDPD with a purpose of playing more than his role.Chap8!The dogs come

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,156 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Horatio C.

After A Long Day by Wishmaster Kami reviews

The case load was heavy, the week was long. The last day felt like the longest. But there's always the comforts of home. A/U. Speed/Ryan I refer to it as SRY

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Tim S., Ryan W. - Complete

Buy Me A Plasic Ring And Tell Me That You Love Me by Emono reviews

50 Blushes challenge response on LJ, I did most of them. Ranges from G to M, fluff to angst, but mostly just done out of love. Mentions of other pairings, but mostly The Hardy Boys *snicker*. M/M, slash, Eric/Ryan, H/C, smut

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Eric D., Ryan W. - Complete

Vacation by daxy reviews

The team relaxes during their vacation. SLASH---4th story in my H/E Universe--

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Horatio C., Eric D. - Complete

The Arsonist by daxy reviews

An arsonist and a pedophile are in Miami on the same time. Will there be a marriage between Horatio and Eric? Raquel comes back into Eric’s life. Full Summary inside--slight crossover with NY--SLASH--3rd story in my H/E Universe

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,851 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Horatio C., Eric D. - Complete

You Give Me Safety And Love by daxy reviews

A murderous robber spreads fear in Miami. Both Horatio and Joseph have a suprise for Eric. The big family will have to face sorrow, happiness and love again. SLASH---2nd story in my H/E universe---

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,222 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Horatio C., Eric D. - Complete

Requested One Shots About Ryan Wolfe by Sarryb reviews

Requested mini stories for a Ryan Fan Thread. The phenomenom grew....requests kept on coming....

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Ryan W.

Mommy's little boy by daxy reviews

Mrs. Delco still thinks that her son is straight and her little sweet innocent baby boy. --SLASH-- 1st story in my H/E Universe--

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,198 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Eric D., Horatio C. - Complete

Bad Bad Dreams by daxy reviews

Summary: Horatio has a hard time sleeping, he has very scary nightmares. Will he be forced to tell his friends about his childhood to get rid of his dreams?

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,278 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete

Elevators by Little Horatio reviews

Ever wondered what else you can do with an elevator? Our CSIs did…including Stetler! Find out what and laugh! CHAP 7! Horatio's...CHEATING!

CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Horatio C., Rick S.

Muffins For All! by Shining Zephyr reviews

When Horatio finds a muffin on his desk from an anonymous person, it turns a boring day at the office into one of love, guesses, and the birth of a new religion.

CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete

Learned Powers by CSIBeauty reviews

The crime lab investigate another strange murder, while they leard to control their powers. They start to get used to their strange life when someone in the lab learns how their powers came to be. Second story in a trilogy.

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete

Unknown Powers by CSIBeauty reviews

When the CSI's work on a strange case that seems to be going nowhere, they begin to notice strange things about themselves. Strange powers seem to show up, and soon they will have to use them to save their lives. Read and Reveiw!

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete

All over again by Little Horatio reviews

DuCaine tidbits. Horatio's father comes back and beats the hell out of him. And when did Stetler became the good guy? Weird. CHAPTER 20!LAST CHAPTER!COMPLETE! A special surprise for those who have waited long and hard for this! ENJOY!

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,083 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete

Heroes by Shining Zephyr reviews

A simple murder investigation turns into a strange supernatural undertaking when Horatio and the others touch a piece of evidence that gives them elemental powers no one dreamed of... first in a series.

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,484 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete

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Bizarre Clocks

Eric hears a strange but beautiful sound floating from an open window...

CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Eric D., Ryan W., Tim S. - Complete

Recovery reviews

Based on the scene from 5.13 where Gwaine takes his last breaths. I WILL NOT LET GWAINE DIE! So i have written an alternative in which he lives! Please enjoy and review.

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Gwaine, Percival

Through the Window reviews

Something a little different from me. A collection of drabbles centered around our favourite characters. Please review and don't hesitate to message me with any prompts or things you would like to see! Drabbles 4 and 5 are up!

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012

Fights, Friends, Families and Food reviews

RE-WRITE OF FOOD LABS.

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Eric D., Ryan W.

Two Weeks reviews

Takes place after my story WISC and follows Lt. Wolfe and his team as they solve one of Miami's most horrific crimes. Please Review!

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,104 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ryan W., Tim S.

Odd Couple reviews

NOW RATED M. Yes they were an odd couple. But they made each other happy. CHAPTERS 4 & 5 NOW UP!

CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012

Cancelled reviews

The Team's reaction to being axed and because i was told off by a reviewer.

CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2012

Summer Nights reviews

"What would you do if i shaved it off?" "Probably cry and then shoot you with your favourite gun." It's safe to say that summer is Calleigh's least favourite season.

CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Calleigh D., Natalia B.

Christmas With Lt Wolfe reviews

This is the sequel to my SIWC. When Christmas arrives Lt. Wolfe decides to celebrate... Big time. THIS IS OUT OF SEASON NOW BUT IT IS COMPLETE AFTER MOTHS OF WAITING! PLEASE REVIEW!

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Ryan W., Tim S. - Complete

Domestically in Love reviews

Formerly called Midnight Comfort. Chapter Eight; Lullaby. "You're gonna make me sing it?" Speed moaned. The younger man nodded. "Emily wants you to."

CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ryan W.

HaZy FaCeBoOk DaYs reviews

Just some of the conversations our loving CSIs have.

CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Ryan W.

Introductions reviews

"We've met." The pair said in unison; folding their arms and raising an eyebrow at each other.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete

A Sheep In Wolfe's Clothing reviews

This is set in my new AU and takes place after 7.20 becasue I hated how that episode ended. Please Please Please Review! Enjoy! :P

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,748 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Ryan W., Tim S. - Complete

Understatement Of The Year reviews

How to deal with a grumpy boss... The Duquesne way. Please Please Please review. That's what keeps me writing!

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete

Nothing and Everything reviews

My first FanFic so be kind! Pairing; Ryan/Calleigh. When an argument breaks them can he fix it in time. T rated just to be on the safe side.

CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Ryan W., Calleigh D.

Food Labs reviews

UNDER CONSTRUCTION! WILL BE DELETED AND RE-POSTED AT A LATER DATE!

CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Ryan W., Eric D.