I knew they weren't doing what you implied (still hilarious though) but I didn't expect it to be the Tardis. Something else dangerous perhaps. Now the question is, "Why is the Doctor tied to the console?" Lol

Haha I loved this been reading all your Dr. Who and River stories for two days. You're VERY talented. You should be helping them write those stories!

Oh My Gersh, i was reading this with me mother and i started blushing. All my mother told me was that if i really wanted to know so bad... and then she saw the end of the story and she got red. Apparently i come froma long line of dirty-minded mothers. XD great laugh!

I just realized that this was actually supposed to sound- well- NOT like I thought it did... which was River flying the TARDIS.

I hate you! I really, really, hate you! I was reading this, blushing the whole time AT THE FAMILY TABLE and when I got to the end I was like "OH GOD, didn't see that one coming."

I bloody love you! D

I knew the whole time they were talking about the TARDIS, but I still laughed at how sexual this was meant to be XDDD

Hahahahhaha oh MAN, this is so good! Oh the double entendre the whole way through is just brilliant! Absolutely genius! I LOVE it! Is this a one-shot or a chapter story?

LOL!

HeeHeeHee! So fun & funny.

HAHAAA! Classic.

Oh, I really do love that brain of yours.

Oh, that's hysterical! Love your writing.

Haha :) Clever idea and well written!