You don't know how it happens. (Well you do. You're not a complete moron. But it's just too easy to let it—and better to feign ignorance.) But somehow or another, you just keep ending up sleeping together.

He thinks his arms have always ached to hold her. A variation on Violets.

Tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a 50/50 chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are. Or: Beca had a really good bad idea when she got tired of being broke in New York.

TM Creative Fest Prompt #115: When Jane refuses again to attend a mandatory seminar in the CBI and threatens to wreak havoc if he's forced to go, Lisbon resorts to bribery in a last-ditch attempt to get him to behave. It works surprisingly well once she finds the right bribe.

Beca doesn't really do bars. [One-shot]

Jac is back. Alright? (Yes, that is a cheesy 90s pop reference). Jac/Fletch, because I think we're all suffering withdrawal from it!

Jac and Fletch attend a conference at Cliche Hotel where their booking failed to go through and there's only one room left. (SPOILER ALERT: it's the honeymoon suite)

I thought I should update this as the story has become so much more. A traumatized five year old is found at a crime scene refusing to talk. She's a victim in a child abuse ring. When she believes Jane has been sent to take the place of the murder victim, her friend and protector, Jane becomes a vital part of her healing. Can he help her and find healing himself?

After a year apart Jane and Lisbon meet again. Can they rebuild their relationship and work together to fight a common enemy? Can they ever trust each other again? Love each other again? CBI based that breaches into AU. Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Finally complete!

Episodes condensed to seventeen syllables. Hope you enjoy them. (an experiment in haiku) The final installment is up, Season 7.

*temporary hiatus* Has Amy given up the fight for intimacy? Has she exhausted every possible resource available to her? Or will she remember that all's fair in love and war? Note: For those who haven't read this story before, it's a very slow mover. Also, Chapter 39.5 is now available under the title Concession: Lonely Woman's Redoubt.

When Prim's name was pulled from the draw, Katniss Everdeen volunteered as tribute. When Peeta Mellark's name was pulled out of the draw, Gale Hawthorne volunteered as tribute. Wait, was that was happened? Gale, in a last attempt for save the one he loves (even at the cost of his life), enters the Hunger Games.

Alex and Piper, season four spec fic. Immediately post-season three finale. Piper's lost in thick, swirling darkness, and she wishes Alex would just give up and leave her there. Multi-chapter, not sure how many yet.

They flirt over dead bodies. Not intentionally or obviously—they mean no disrespect—but they do it all the same. After all, it has to happen somewhere.

Chloe is Beca's exception to most of the rules she's set herself in life. Which isn't anywhere near as difficult for Beca to accept as it should be.

What happened in the months following the capture of Marwood? Alice takes it upon herself to craft her perfect state of play.

The truth is finally out, but it's only the first of many truths yet to come. Jane/Lisbon. AU for season 7

So, yeah. Beca could be pretty oblivious at times.

When Sheldon finds out Amy has broken her leg, he kicks Leonard out of his room and orders Amy to stay in their apartment. Because the relationship agreement says always take care of your partner when he is sick or injured…

Jane and Lisbon's first day as a couple. Lots of banter, fun, flirting, and some monkey business too. Last chapter brings rating up to M, but probably closer to T.

'Jane squeezed her fingers. "Anxious to get going?" he murmured. "We're just lucky some idiot didn't sneak on board and disrupt proceedings. I hear the TSA really frowns on that sort of thing."'

NOW COMPLETE! Teresa Lisbon is a college student, doing her best to raise her younger brothers on her own. When her worst fear is realized, will the psychic next door be able to help her? AU set in Chicago, 1994. Romance/Drama/Mystery. Rated T/M for language and adult content. Cover created by the amazing phoenix2812.

Suppose dinner at the Blue Bird Lodge had gone differently. An alternate ending to the finale. Two-shot. Spoilers, 6x22 (sort of). Romance/Drama/Humor. Rated T/M for language and sexuality.

Cho reflects on change and perception after Blue Bird.

6x22 Tag -"He would never, never forget the second when he began to believe that maybe, just maybe he wasn't going to have to be alone anymore."

Introspective missing scene near the end of the finale. Spoilers, 6x22.

A different take on Piper and Larry meeting for the first time, her and Alex never broke up and a jealous Alex soon ensues. Vauseman smut!

'There were several moment of hesitation before she opened the wooden door. Her eye make-up was smudged, like she had swiped at her eyes a fair few times. "Who's leaving who now?" he asked without preamble.'

You're starting to ship your boss and her detective in a sorta strange all-encompassing, soul-shattering kind of way. It would help if they didn't make it so easy-and if they weren't being so secretive about the fact that they're very obviously getting it on.

A warm familiar hand slipped into hers. Jane. She was surprised, but not alarmed by the unexpected contact. She wasn't sure exactly what had possessed him to take her hand in the middle of the hall at the FBI, but if Jane was holding her hand, it usually meant things were pretty bad. Missing scene from 6x14, Grey Water.

At first, they were all things that could be reasoned away. If she squinted and didn't put too much effort into the logic.

Two weeks after the Valentines Day kiss on the train.

Amy felt drunk. Sheldon couldn't describe what he was feeling. Oneshot. Immediate aftermath of the big moment in The Locomotive Manipulation.

Sheldon is alarmed by his sudden wish for physical contact. There is only one person who can help him; Amy Farrah Fowler. Super fluffy one-shot. Shamy.

They'd slipped into old habits almost immediately upon her arrival in Texas, moving seamlessly back into the behavior patterns of partners and best friends. The trouble was, Lisbon had spent a few too many nights alone by her fireplace for this arrangement to be entirely satisfying to her anymore. She wanted more.

For some reason Sheldon keeps thinking that Amy's innocent remarks have something to do with sex. (With a little Lenny on the side.) Oneshot.

He tried it with someone else's girlfriend, now it's time to try it with his own.

Jane hated Texas. Still, it wasn't all bad. At least Lisbon was with him. Of course, they were about to enter a recently evacuated office building to look for a terrorist in the middle of a hurricane, so he supposed things weren't exactly ideal.

After spending six weeks in the SHU after her fight with Dogget, Piper realizes how many mistakes she'd made since coming to Litchfield. The SHU changes her and she begins to see her life through new eyes and realizes that she doesn't like it. Or herself. This one if for the Vauseman fans. This is set after the Season one finale. Spoilers ahead for those who haven't finished it.

Sheldon's zipper goes all cattywampus again and neither Leonard nor Penny is around to help. Oneshot.

He wasn't sure what was worse, knowing what state she was likely to be in when they finally found her, or knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that everything that had happened to her was completely his fault.

"She must've been distracted, he figured. Otherwise there was no way that she would have left him unsupervised in her apartment. Free to wander and roam and discover. He felt few scruples about it. It probably made him a sociopath, but this was a goldmine. "

Piper grapples with who she is and what she has left, if anything, in the weeks following her breakdown. Alex/Piper, set after season one. Complete.

NOW COMPLETE! Jane teases Lisbon about her poker skills, which leads to a conversation that surprises them both, spirals into plots and counter-plots, and leaves them facing a dilemma they never imagined, but might secretly want. Minor spoilers for early season 5, but goes AU from there. Thanks to phoenixx87 for the cover!

"It's a game," he explains, and before she can do anything else, he's pulling three playing cards from inside his jacket and laying them out on her desk.

Her observation about weather and liver temperature marches straight into 'I had a dream about you last night' like they're both floats in the same parade. Rizzles one-shot.

The gang throws Amy a surprise party for her birthday. Amy later decides that she wants to play Spin the Bottle, much to Sheldon's utmost chagrin.

For Jane, it was a chore; for Maura, an anthropological expedition. They had walked in hand in hand and had left the same way—that much was a success. The actual assembly, however, was proving to be a different matter.

'Trouble sleeping? Self-stimulation has been known to help relieve both stress and insomnia.'

"He didn't mind her trying to figure him out—that was flattering, even. But he didn't want her thinking she'd succeeded." A tag of sorts to Little Red Corvette. Fluff alert: this is so fluffy it might float away while you're reading it.

It's a song, your relationship with Chloe Beale; it's a song with verses and a hook and a chorus. But you can't break it apart and fit it back together in a way that's easier and simpler for you to understand, like you normally might. Because, well, maybe it's perfect just the way it is.

A wish made in the spirit of vengeance brings Anya back into Xander's life. Circa five years after the finale, no Season 8. COMPLETE

Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon had been missing from the California Bureau of Investigations for exactly fourteen hours and twenty-seven minutes. She'd gone home for a quick change of clothes and had never come back. JANE/LISBON. Set after series four finale, sometime in the future.

Amy and Penny are assaulting Sheldon's face with kisses. Oh the humanity.

They suddenly are holding hands at the movies. How did that happen?. A possible explanation with a little salt in it.

5x03 Tag – "She fixed him with a stare that she usually reserved for lying suspects that had pushed her buttons in one way or another. "For one, I didn't go on a date." He noted the contracted denial. "And for another, even if I did, it's none of your damn business." Really, how did you think Jane was going to react to Lisbon's news?

"Please, help me," she pleaded, her eyes practically begging him. He shrugged finally, sighing. "Alright, but don't come complaining to me when you can't resist my charm, and fall head over heels in love with me." Since when did 'forbidden' love become so tempting? Oh, yeah, from the moment she said, "Chandler, could you please be my pretend boyfriend?" Mondler.

"You and I are done." A possible resolution for the sixth season trailer.

Sam is feeling isolated and things are going from bad to worse. A Sam centric fic, from the perspective of Sam, Dylan, Nick and Zoe. Sometimes people can be there for you, even if you can't see it. Multi-parter.

Tony and Michelle's relationship from the beginning, pre-season 1 through dating, engagement, marriage, divorce, and everything in between

Lisbon has spent a lot of time waiting for Patrick Jane, and even more time wanting him. With Red John dead, she decided to finally give up. There's only one problem. Patrick Jane is far from through with her.

Annoyed with Leonard and Sheldon discussing their girlfriends in the context of the Roommate Agreement, Penny convinces Amy to go on girlfriend strike. Will the girls relent or will the guys fold at the suspension of their boyfriend privileges? Shamy, LP

A oneshot based on Eddi and Luc's kiss, from the episode "Ribbons" My take on what could've happened. This is my first ever "Leddi" fanfiction so please take a look. cover courtesy of: holbyquotes on tumblr

The boulder didn't trap David. It caught someone else instead. Based on series 26, episode 30 - 'When The Gloves Come Off'. Sam/Dylan.

A face from the past threatens to bring back painful memories for Dylan and Sam, but what will he do when faced with the possibility of losing her for good? And will he ever be able to tell her the truth about why they really grew apart?

It's been two very long, very painful years. Maddy can't forget Archer, and she refuses to let his memory go. Another ARCHER'S NOT DEAD! Fic. This time, he is the one pursuing her.

Sam/Dylan pairing, plus Zoe. Multi-parter set over the course of one shift at Holby ED. When Sam starts acting strangely both Dylan and Zoe try to get to the bottom of her odd behaviour.

DylanKeogh; slight Dylan/Sam. Post S26E18.

In which a night between a drunk Sheldon and a sober Amy results in revising a section of the Relationship Agreement. Specifically the one relating to sleeping together and the "never" part of it. Shamy, obviously.

After a bet with Frost, Jane and Maura climb into the trunk of a car. Things happens. - Based on tweets written by @JaneRizzoli on Dec 19, -11.

Angel and Buffy are having strange dreams about one another. Set after season 3 finally. Mostly B/A, but also W/O and X/C. Pleas read and review. Chapter 3 is up!

COMPLETE! A brutal attack on Buffy brings Angel back to Sunnydale. Someone wants the slayer dead. Angel intends to find out who…and destroy them. Set in the summer of 2000. Alternate S4. Veers a bit off-canon after "Pangs" and late S1 of AtS. B/A

In an effort to ward off advances from various men on a night out, Maura suggests she and Jane take the opportunity to try out the LLBFF strategy again.

Set during Bloodshot. What if Lisbon hadn't moved when Jane reached out his hands. T because, well, you know why. Be kind, and review :

Months after Day 7, Tony Almeida discovers the truth about what really happened to Michelle, and finds himself outside her apartment one night.

"How do you tell someone something like this?" Ruth's got a secret but will it stay secret for long? - RuthxJay Part 3/3 - Sequel to Trials of the Heart! The last part of the triology!

When Lisbon is accused of sending an inappropriate e-mail, Jane is too busy enjoying her dilemma to set the record straight. Minor spoilers for episode "Pink Chanel Suit". Inspired by Interpersonal Relationships written by Iloveplotbunnies.

Amelie watches Sam as he waits for Melinda in Common Grounds and is prompted to think about herself.

Oneshot. Lisbon and Rigsby have to go out undercover as a couple, and Jane offers to help...For Chibi : JISBON

'Pure happiness turned to Sheer panic in three seconds flat' RuthxJay Part 2/3 - Sequel to Footsteps in the Dark!

Jay's words circled round her brain. Why did he have to go snooping? She didn't want his pity. she didn't even want to remember. she wanted move on. Now she couldn't do that anyway. She was back to square one. All thanks to Jay Faldren.' RuthxJay Part1/3

"I don't like the taste of coffee." / "So?" / "Well, if you're going to be drinking it, I'm not going to be kissing you." Jane/Lisbon banter.

For every theft, no matter how small, there are consequences. Teresa Lisbon found that out after losing her patience with her consultant in an unexpected manner. For Chibs for Christmas. Prompt: Stolen Kiss.

Being alive for many centuries is never easy. Loosing loved ones, empires being destroyed, and especially being alone. It was all so hard to deal with, and Amelie has found herself having a hard time cooping with this, until Sam shows up. Slightly Rated T

Post 2x23, "Instead, we're going to skip all the usual questions and we're going to get straight to the point—what the hell are you doing in my bed?" J/L-ish

Chris doesn't come back alone from the future in Chris-Crossed. How will Piper deal with her boys? Funny one-shot.

Three months after Day 1, a turn of events is about to changes the lives of everyone at CTU - especially two perfectly compatible analysts. But, how on earth did George Mason manipulate Tony and Michelle's first meeting? Much lighter than my usual stuff

Jane and Lisbon are filling in a questionnaire on their personal preferences and are somewhat surprised by the results. Because, you know, they're a bit dim about certain things that are obvious to the rest of us! One-shot.

Jane keeps trying to cover Maura up and Maura wants to know why. Jane/Maura, femslash

Rizzoli/Isles. Like more than BFFs, y'all. Honestly, the title pretty much sums it up - Maura's POV on well...just quite how to...woo.

Tony gets an unexpected phone call from Carol asking for his help on a case in South Africa. Someone is killing women with shards of their own mirrors. They work together to catch the killer and along the way confront all the things they've left unsaid.

After having his proposal to his girlfriend, Gert, rejected, Andrew heads to New York in search of bigger and better things. Little does he know just what awaits him in the Big Apple.

Dark AU fic that plays with the idea of both sides of Tony's psyche. I've taken his constant conversations with himself and his uncanny understanding of the dark side of man's nature to the more extreme conclusion.

The first time Paula's presented with the notion of Tony and Carol, it's completely accidental. Pieces of Tony and Carol's relationship, all seen through Paula's eyes.

Jack faces a difficult interrogation. Set Day 5. Pairing: JackAudrey

PartOne: Michelle gets a visit the morning after day 2. Completely pointless and plotless and fluffy...lol. PartTwo: Dating is always, always awkward... More fluff and even less plot!

A Fluffy oneshot Chris revelation type thing. Born out of a random plot bunny. Be warned it is very cheesy!

Tony and Michelle's first date. TM. Post series 2.

Seven TM moments pre season 2

Right after Piper finds out that she's pregnant with Chris. A short piece about her reaction with Chris.