Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books, and Mortal Instruments. So, basics: Name-you can call me Jess Age-not tellin' :) Hobbies-reading, writing, listening to music, and more Currently working on one story-UNBETA-ED!!!-, but I might make a new one as well and work on it. Hmm...I can't think of anything else to write. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Reasons why girls are the best 1. We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point. 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts 1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5) 2. the answer is... (look at #11) 3. don't get mad. (look at #15) 4. calm down. (look at #13) 5. first. (look at #2) 6. don't be that mad. (look at #12) 7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P 8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14) 9. be patient. (look at #4) 10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7) 11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6) 12. sorry. (look at #8) 13. don't be hype. (look at #10) 14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3) 15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9) (link for car pics) http:///cars/audi/2011-audi-quattro-concept-ar97326.html |
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