Has Sasuke lost his mind? Or is he on drugs? Or perhaps it's some sort of mind control? Well, whatever it is, Naruto seems to be paying for it... Join us for some crack-filled yaoi fun in Kiss Me!

My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

My warped mind made me start this, but I'm having way too much fun scarring the masses for life to stop! Time-travel not involved. Rated M for content unsuitable for any living being. Also, please read my other stories... This is the only one story I wrote that gets any hits... Dora's getting lonely...

When Harry is stalking, er, investigating Malfoy, he is misidentified as Pansy under polyjuice and has to make out with Malfoy to gather information about his involvement with Voldemort.

Draco and Luna both get detention. Not as simple as you may think. Reviews much appreciated. Completed.

Someone is flirting with Harry. Draco doesn't like it. Keep in mind - this is pure smut. Warnings: Possessive!Top!Draco Submissive!Bottom!Harry, Spanking, Toys

Naruto and Sasuke are rival basketball players. Who were also once lover's. What happens when these two end up in the bathroom together after the game? SasuNaruSasu R&R, for the reviewer's of my other story. Ch.5 is offically up!

LIfe sucks & then you die... For some it sucks more. Naruto is one of these people. A typical Au Naruto fic about family and school. Written by a yaoi fan girl... For simple people who like small words and yaoi.

Kakashi smiled broadly. Poor, poor students, to have been stuck with such a pervert for a teacher. Yaoi, mild het. Birthday fic for Panda-kun 15. Disclaimer in my profile.

Naruto can't sleep after Gaara is revived. He goes out to watch the waterfall next to camp and meets the redhead there. They talk and the redhead eventually asks the question "Will you help me sleep?" GaaNaru

A private moment between Draco and Harry WARNING: the amount of suger and fluff in this WILL rot your teeth. Oh . . . and it's slash which means if you don't like it, don't read it.

This is book two written in Draco's point of view. There is no intent to plagiarize, but I am trying to show what could have been going on in Draco's mind at the key points in the Chamber of Secrets. The pairings are Draco x Harry, Snape x Lucius.

Sasu/Naru. Ever Since Sasuke left Konoha Naruto has not been normal, what will happen when Sasuke suddenly returns after being captured by Black Op Ninjas and Naruto must meet with the Uchiha. Contains, yaoi, lemon and spoilers? Rated M.

Sasu/Naru. Sasuke and Naruto come back to Sasuke's apartment and things get steamy. Contains yaoi, detailed lemon and lots of dirty talk. Rated M.

Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.

Naruto's having trouble one day and yells for Sasuke to get his ass over here! What will become of the two? This is SASUNARU!

a series of unrelated oneshots with GaaSasu. ch. 3 Master likes to play with his slave. Poor slave has been tied to the toilet all night with toys and is now expected to go to class? Oh the poor thing. this is actually kind of really heavy... so be warned

Secrets are always meant to be kept but are always revealed… but why did it have to be that one? Well now the cat's out of the bag… what are you gonna do now, Sasuke? OneShot SASUNARU

Kiba proposes an idea to Naruto. Naruto proposes the idea to his raven-haired boyfriend. What is the idea? A threesome. YAOI. NaruSasu, IMPLIED NaruSasuKiba, CRACK.

Naruto and Sasuke's sex life has gone downhill after five years of marrage. SLASH! YAOI!

What the title says. Naruto doesn't think its fair that he has to bottom all the time. Naruto and Sasuke. Oneshot. NC-17. AU.

What happens when Naruto JUST VISITS Sasuke? R&R PLEASE!

Sasuke works at a small local ice cream shop. As the summer draws to an end the store slows down and he meets a very interesting blond

Sasuke returns to Kanoha after four years with Orochimaru. How does Naruto handle the Uchiha making a move on him? After all, he's not even sure Sasuke's real. SasuNaru yaoi. Rated M for a reason, people. Don't like don't read. ONE SHOT!

Because he was always Naruto's first choice and was always going to be. NARASASUNARU. One-Shot.

SasuNaru - Angst - Yaoi- AU- Naruto spends everyday trying to prove his love for Sasuke. He asks him each time if he would kiss him, but the raven turns him down. Naurto wonders what he can do to prove he loves him. What to do, what to do! ONESHOT

The powers out! And poor little Sasuke-kun is sick and cold..hmmm... let's see if his smexy boyfriend Naruto has any ideas for how to warm him up.. Yaoi, SasuNaru one-shot, very very extra lemony, don't like don't read.

Romantic, Fluffy, SasuNaru one-shot Yaoi. Don't like don't read.

I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.

The raven-haired teen opens his mouth. "Naruto," he croaks out but the sound of the rain smothers it, drowns it and laughs, and the blonde steps out into the pouring water.

'I want to make you squirm and pant and scream out my name. I want you, Naruto Uzumaki'. SasuNaru. Slightly AU.

Naruto lost his parents and went live at the Uchiha Mansion what happens when a connection appears between Naruto and Young Master sasuke, more importantly what will happen when Sasuke decides to reject Naruto because of what others say? This is Yaoi XD

The life of a prostitute isn't as glamorous as in the movies, but it certainly is odd. : Lemon, SasuNaru-ish, Prostitute!Naruto :

Both naruto and Sasuke have been keeping a little secret from each other. What happenes when a particular jutsu Naruto has developed goes wrong? Does it actually go wrong....or very right?

Sasuke has never loved, only lusted. Naruto knows the meaning of love but never followed it. When the two collide, things start to occur that never should. Will these two prove that two wrongs can make a right? SasuNaru

Going out drinking with Sai was always going to be a mistake, although this time, Naruto finds the consequences to his liking. NaruSasuNaru, PWP, yaoi

Naruto has searched long and hard to find Sasuke, but what will he do when he gets more than he expected when he finally does? SasuNaru NaruSasu. Contains yaoi.

Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour, Jutsu Gone Awry. Rated for sexual situation. Within seconds Naruto is on his feet, twisting this way and that and slapping his hands to his face to discover just how much he should be freaking out. Sasuke's already done this bit so waits for Naruto to get it over with.

Hatred has filled the village. They turned on me and betrayed her. Everyone's dead, gone, or just hate me. He can't come back or he'll die. I can't take it anymore. We'll be lost before the dawn. Maybe one-shot Song-fic Yaoi boyxboy SasuNaruSasu

Temari spies on Naruto and Gaara. Language, OOC, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi

Absolutely nothing had changed, and Naruto felt like kicking something. Preferably himself. But Sasuke would do as well.

Harry and Draco are on their one year anniversary, and Harry's convinced Draco to take the plane! Unfortunately Draco's not too keen on it. Hmm.. Maybe Harry can induct him into an elite airplane club and get his spirits up! Read&review. Mature content :D

Harry can't seem to get Draco's odd behavior off of his mind, so he sneaks off to ask him why he's not being a prick. HP/DM rated M

Naruto throws a party. To entertain his guests he plays a video which probably was not the most viewer friendly option considering the guests present. Did someone say 'Home made porn' Yah-huh. SASUNARU. One-Shot.

"You wanna know something really crazy Sasuke?" he nodded. "I. Love. You."

NaruSasu. Lemon. Sasuke "letting loose," jealousy caused by flirting, friends with benefits and hot smexy sex...What else do you want? Special thanks to QuesoPwnz for help with the summary xD

If we add a pregnant horny redhead and tired blonde, what will we get? Mpreg lemon! Let's see how Naruto will handle the aggresive Gaara. Warning: Mpreg, PWP, Yaoi, OOC. Please R&R!

They both shared a small moment together while Naruto chuckled and Gaara smiled slightly and soon enough, their faces seemed to move closer, again they collided in another heart warming kiss. 'Wait, what am I doing? I’m kissing my best friend, again'

Harry and Draco spend a little quality time together

"I like you too, Draco." Harry whispered, eye's closing again, and hands shakily reaching up and slowly running his fingers at the base of Draco's neck. HarryxDraco pairing

Pansy hesitated, "I want you Draco Malfoy, and I always have."

Hermione wakes up tied to her bed. Her two lovely gentlemen are there to help her. Threesome relationship. Hints of slash. Can be read as a continuation to Raging Sensation, or alone. Herm/H/D

Hermione follows Ginny when she sneaks out one night. One shot. Rated M for a reason! HG/DM HG/TN GW/BZ GW/VC GW/GG GW/TN Don't like, don't read. My first fanfic, so helpful comments and suggestions are appreciated!

Draco is a changed man, enjoying a second chance. Pansy and Blaise know that Draco is gay and they love to tease him. Obligatory potions disaster, bit cliche and OOC, some unintended revenge and a bonus. It's fluffy, Drarry, '8th year', M for language

When Draco moved into his boyfriend's loft, he should've asked for a separate bed. H/D Slash! Complete.

Sometimes grueling workdays have their merits. Written for the Serpentinelion kinkfest on LJ. Contains: Graphic male/male shower!sex, established relationship, top!Draco.

Harry needs to catch Draco's eye and Hermione has just the way. The Halloween Ball has never been funnier, a Saviour in drag and an unknowing ice prince falling in love snogging in a broom closet.

Draco annoys Harry, and Draco gets punished.

Harry and Draco are fooling around until Ron comes in. What will happen? ***CAUTION: SMUT. HEAVY SMUT*** not for the light hearted. DM/HP/RW

Draco has a confession to make. Well, maybe more than one.

SEQUEL TO 'Sweet Summer' Harry sat on his favorite ledge and listened in awe as the blonde opened his mouth and sang; He couldn't help it, he felt sorry for the prat. HP/DM One-shot Song!fic

NaruSasu. It's mid-July in Konoha, and Naruto and Sasuke are coping with the blistering heat in their oh-so creative ways. PWP. Contains mature themes and strong language. Please be warned.

Harry gets distracted.. by a certain blonde boy.

One shot. AU. Harry is sent to a summer camp for the summer while his mother is traveling with her new boyfriend. He did not expect it to be like this.

One Shot. Harry and Hermione sometime during the hunt for the horcruxes in book 7. Two friends sometimes need more than words to heal their pain.

Draco Malfoy's a Veela and Harry Potter is his mate, though he chooses not to accept this. The problem is Harry knows too much for his own good and isn't so innocent anymore. Definite Slash. Completed.

Hermione gets drunk during a Gryffindor Victory Party. Draco later catches said drunk Hermione masturbating. P?WP? Pure Lemony SMUT! One-Shot. M for a reason - full summary inside. Reviews Loved.

Harry doesn't think through all the problems with stealing his best friend's body for a party … especially when he didn't ask her permission first. When he gets drunk, he finds himself in hot water!

Draco gets a taste of Harry's own medicine when he realizes that he can't go with his own instincts and kill Harry Potter.

Draco decides that Vampirism severely interferes with his exquisite taste in fine cuisine, so he decides to do something about it. D/H slash.

Draco muses about his relationship with a certain raven-haired someone. Can he keep his feelings in check? Rated for sexual content and language, SLASH.

Harry gives Draco a reward.

What would have happened between Harry and Ginny if Ron hadnt so rudely barged in on Harry's 17th? Rated M for obvious reasons

After a stimulating conversation back at Gryffindor common room, Harry escapes to the Room of Requirement. However, the room is already in use by one Draco Malfoy. Their encounter? Bliss.

One night Harry sneaks out of bed to duel the slytherin Draco Malfoy but does he get more than what he expects? And What happens when Draco cant contain his lust for Harry and secrets of his past slowly unfold? In a world of magic can love conquer evil

Harry/Draco. "I've got Harry Potter in chains. A couple of years ago this would have really helped with my Death Eater resume." Warnings: D/s, bondage

hpdm Harry and Draco sneeking out at night is but the result of an agument where the discovered that they're not as different as they thought. It's midnight in the Room of Requirement, and many things involving their rahter unorthadox relationship ensue.

Harry/Draco. Politics make Harry want to smack someone. Luckily, he has Draco there to be smacked. Warnings: spanking, D/s. Note: neither character expresses the author's political views. This is porn, not polemic.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Harry's overly tense-Draco has skilled hands and a secret crush-When a massage is offered to ease away the tension new feelings develop and things change when round two starts-Who overhears their private business?-Will their new love last or be lost?

A late night flying session leads to way more than Harry ever could have expected. Harry/Draco smut - if you don't like it, don't read it.

Harry and Draco are both out of bed on the same night...what will happen when they come across each other?

A push in the right direction is all they need. Harry/Draco, as seen by Hermione.

He watched Harry as he spoke, watching the way his lips would move gently and slightly with each word. He then saw his lips tremble in a way he could only describe as pain. What has happened that it will tear them apart... forever? Rated M: Slash!

"Merlin" he groaned. "Was that good baby?" she asked. A steamy oneshot, ENJOY!

Because boys will be boys and Draco Lucius Malfoy really did just have a rather odd way of showing Harriet Jamie Potter his affection...And that he really liked her hair. DM/femHP. AU Hogwarts. Oneshot.

Draco and Harry are secretly going out. Draco has to come out to his father because of a marriage proposal. What will the Room of Requirements do to help? Request for animeangel088

Harry just wants to drink his pumpkin juice, but the world seems to not want to grant his one wish. Mayhaps he'll just get to taste something sweeter.

Harry comes home to something unexpected. A simple oneshot.

When Draco escapes from the ball, he hides in a broom closet and is astounded when he finds a drunk green eyed boy, who decides to suggest a game to play... DracoXHarry

Harry puts in ad in the newspaper searching for a new roommate. Draco moves in. (Non-Magic AU)

During the war, Draco and Hermione find comfort in each other's presence. Even after the war, she can't help but remember those moments, waiting for him to come back. At the same time, Ron is trying to win her affection. Will Draco return in time?

COMPLETE! Rape, violence, FLUFF, SLASH. After Harry and Draco both lose a wager, the consequences change who they are forever. Both boys learn to look beneath masks. What would happen to you if you lived through somebody elses nightmares?

I spend the rest of my classes trying to envision the millions of ways our path's could cross, how you would react? So far rejection and sworn love are neck and neck. please R&R

-"Here's an easy one, since it's getting late, since you're half asleep, and I couldn't wait." H/D fluff.

Harry’s learnt a new spell, and he’s driving Draco mad. A set of drabbles written for the "teasing" prompt at Kink Bingo. Warnings: teasing, orgasm delay, bondage, mild D/s.

Draco Malfoy gets hurt in the final battle but when he wakes up in the white room, he doesn't really know anything. All he knows is that he wants his green, but his green isn't there where he wants him.

Harry has been invited over to the Malfoy house for two weeks out of the summer. Can he survive? Draco/Harry cutesy Lucius/Narcissa. ONESHOT!

Ron looks extremely uncomfortable. "…Maybe you guys were right, there's definitely something wrong with Malfoy" but Harry understood; He had lost someone very close to him. DM/HP Two-shot, Rated M for safety.

DMHP - Draco and Harry are tired of hiding their relationship. One day, at breakfast - they decide to tell the world. Pure fluff. Please review! :D

Draco and Harry spend their free time without actually shagging! What's the result? Carving something on a tree, of course.

Harry comes from quidditch practice to find Hermione in the bathroom crying over Ron's latest display. Only to find what he had be looking for all his life. One Shot.

Fred and George decide to pay back Harry and Ron for a prank they played on them by testing out their newest invention the 'Liplocker Curse'.Draco becomes involved when his tent becomes refuge for dripping wet Harry.R&R

One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*

Stranded on an island...only chaos can ensue.

Detention clears a few things up for the boys.

Harry Potter was giddy. So much so that he was skipping, yes skipping, to the Great Hall for breakfast one morning.

What happens when Harry Potter is stuck in detention with Draco Malfoy? Who turns out to be gay and supposedly in love with Harry! Harry/Draco SLASH

My daughter' He asked with an astonished expression on his face. 'Your daughter.' Hermione replied with a sad smile. Sometimes life throws you into difficult situations where you find the ones you love and the ones you have lost. Rated M for safety.

Harry and Ron are in a happy relationship. Draco is not. He can't help but watch...and want.

Harry and Draco. The Shrieking Shack. All alone. Lime at its sourist!

Everyone is going to be resorted by the Sorting Hat, where do our heroes want to go and why? Slash

Jack x 10 drabble. No plot really, just good ol' fashioned Jack romance.

Draco enters a bet with Blaise to seduce Harry, but what are his real intentions behind the seduction?

Harry's bored - Draco's annoyed, surely they can work something out to make both of them happy? -suggestive wink- The result of my boredom. AU non-magic SLASH. Enjoy.

Sasuke gets drunk at the bar of the hotel he's staying at. A certain blond helps him and brings him to his room... NaruSasu! Rated M. TWOSHOT. COMPLETE.

Hermione's love potion goes drastically wrong. Comical Harry/Draco. Don't like, don't read.

On a hot summer day, Harry decides to take advantage of walking in on Ginny cooling off.

It's the summer holidays, Hermione is looking after her one year old cousin and who does she see? Draco Malfoy, and he insists on hitting on her. VERY OC, no Voldemort

Naruto is at the spa, enjoying himself when Sasuke slips in with an intent to ravish him, influenced by Jiraiya's idea who just wanted to remove the stubborn stick in the Uchiha's ass. SASUNARU. pwp.

Suigetsu and Sasuke are making some interesting noises, Karin is listening in. When Sasuke and Suigetsu notie that she is listening, they decide to make some...even more interesting noises. SasuSui Rated M just in case.

SASUNARU LEMON It's Naruto's birthday, and Sasuke wants to make it his first good one. Fluffy

Something goes wrong during a Quidditch match and Draco kisses Harry, now he can't stop thinking about it!

Harry Potter. The dark-haired, green-eyed good guy. Draco Malfoy. The silvery-blonde, grey-eyed bad guy. Two archenemies in detention together. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

My mind's wonderings of a 'what if Crookshanks and Mrs Norris got it on' Read to find out! Just for fun!

They fell deeply asleep for a while and when they woke up, they noticed they had gotten dirty again. Tails wagging calmly, Sasuke groomed Naruto while Naruto groomed Sasuke. Oneshot story.

For WiseDraco's Birthday. H/D. "And he told me that he loved me, too." NonMagic.

A quick one-shot about how hot Suna nights can affect two brothers.

Harry likes wearing skinny jeans, Draco loves taking them off! Non-Magic, AU, SLASH, Teasing!Draco Adorable!Wanton!Harry. One-shot.

Oneshot. Smut. Yaoi. Sasuke and Suigetsu :

“Who’s the best student on Hogwarts?” Snape asked “I am!” Draco answered “Who is gonna make me very proud?” “Me!, Sir” “Good..” Snape had a grin on his face

What will Hermione do to make it up to Harry for forgetting their anniversay? WARNING: smut

Sometimes, truth is all that matters.

Harry has a secret that no can ever know about. Slash. NC-17.

Sequel to 'Of Bookstores and Stalkers' -- It's one year since Harry finally won Draco over. Now it's his birthday... Just what do you get a man who has everything?

Hunting Horcruxes is definitely not easy. Ron is gone and Hermione is plagued by nightmares. Luckily Hermione can count on Harry to help her through her pain. WARNING: smut

It had been a week since his birthday and the appearance of the mysterious Mp3 player. He hadn't really put much thought into the fact that someone really cared that deeply for him. So, why was it wrong to hope it was Sasuke? Oneshot Lime SasukexNaruto

This is a companion to my longer story Morning Suprise.Its just a little one shot. Ron and Draco get to take a look at the drunken memories of their wedding night. Warning: contains slash.

Ron's birthday present isn't what he expects...oneshot, Hogwarts, sexytime!

I suck at summmaries so its just Gaara and Sasuke and lots of yaoi "fun". So yah don't like don't read. Wait why ARE you still reading?

Harry Potter, in Professor Dumbledore's office for the lessons about Tom Riddle, finds himself immersed in a memory of his much younger headmaster and his male lover. AD/GG, Harry!Voyeur, PWP. Rated mature for high sexual content!

Everyone has secrets... even Draco Malfoy. DM/BZ slash.

Naurto goes to Sound to save Sasuke. OroSasu Yaoi Oneshot Rape Bondage Character death. NarutoXSasuke

Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley find themselves at each other's throats yet again, this time in the Slytherin locker room after a Quidditch skirmish--their conflict soon turns to action rather than words. One-shot. XXX content. Are reviews too much to ask for?

Naruto is a neko-boy on heat with no one but Sasuke around to help him, what a shame! SasuNaru PWP Yaoi Oneshot.

When Pansy and Draco do the deed in a closet, Pansy says something about her feelings. Does Draco feel the same? Song fic - I Almost Told You That I Loved You

Harry gets an unexpected surprise from Dumbledore.

Eighteen years after Draco broke up with Pansy she still wants him. Still needs him. And she'll do whatever it takes to get him back.

Blaise decides to take what he wants.And he doesn't care what Draco thinks. Warning: M for strong content. Semi-rape, see inside for explanation, don't read if you don't like rape/forced sex..DMBZ

Naruto finds that Hinata is cheating on him. Where else does he go to...but to Suna and to Kankuro and Gaara.

Flashsmut. Showers are good, clean, healthy things.

To get to a vacation getaway in the islands, Ron and Draco take to the skies. *Warnings: Semi-public sexytiems, crossdressing!Draco, D/s-ish, dirty talk, biting, spanking.

Draco had always been his but tonight he was going to prove it to him.

Harry has a fantasy about an unsuitable subject that gets fulfilled by the most unlikely person. Written for a Top!Harry challenge. Warnings: M for Slash, PWP, solo. be warned, folks, it ain't pretty...

The boys take time out of their busy schedule to... relax. Pretty much just PWP BZ/DM

Draco finds himself infatuated with some he never expected to find attractive. Will he sacrifice his pride to be with the girl he loves?

Sequel to RAGING SENSATION. Consequences can be harsh. Or they can be exciting. What happens to Hermione as a result of her actions?

Dobby was so small and fragile, yet so beautiful to him. He had always been there, trying to keep him safe like a guardian angel. And now he was so much more. Dobby was a friend, a protector, and now as he lay trembling in Harry’s arms, a lover. One shot

Harry & Hermoine are discovered in the Owlery with sexy and humourous results

Naruto wants to experience once what it is like to be with Kankuro. Gaara has a plan to make Naruto part of their nightly routine.

What would you do if a lost, plaintive soul knocked on your door late at night, asking for a light on his candle? Snake/Luigi oneshot, very fluffy.

Cedric gets injured during the first task with the dragons and Cho has a great idea to make him all better. SWEET LEMON. GOF. Enjoy!

Hermione gets bored during a long Potions class and, high on hormones, lets her imagination and fingers run wild. Is she as discreet as she thinks?

Cedric and Draco share a moment after the Yule Ball. Slash, Oneshot.

WILD WEST story. Naruto and Gaara, two best friends, are passing through a town, when events force them to stay. Guns, love and annoying priests...a new kind of Naruto story. Fanart available, link available in my profile.

this story is set 2 years after the movie ends.

Naruto cannot seem to keep himself under control, or can he? Yaoi

Draco stared into the dimness of his dormitory, he couldn't sleep, he hadn't been able to sleep properly for weeks, he always woke and kept tossing and turning dreaming and thinking about her. CHAPTER 2 IS THE SEQUEL REQUESTED

Why is Dumbledore showering in the Slytherin Quidditch showers? Draco finds out one afternoon. Rated for a reason. SLAsH. ONESHOT. MATURE. ADDM. Dumbles and Draco do the nasty. For Decimare.

Cedric Diggory has never wanted to destroy something so badly. CedricDraco. Noncon. Much OOCness.

[SasuNaru] Wrote this little thing for Sasuke's birthday. Couldn't think of a good title. PG13 for implied smutting.

[SasuNaru Yaoi] Naruto recieves an likely visitor. PostTime Jump Vague Spoilers for Chapters 307 of the Manga.

ONE SHOT! Draco Malfoy is fascinated by the dangerous and animalistic Fenrir Greyback. When Fenrir returns the interest, Draco gets more than he bargained for. hard M! warnings: bestiality, werewolf on boy, consensual, smut!

Billy and Michael try some new things. (Slash.)

[SasuNaru][Yaoi] Naruto always hated his birthday, but after tonight he'll have a reason to enjoy it.

[SasuNaru] Naruto's mixed feelings all came to him at once, in a nice little package with a sticker on it that said 'Sasuke'.