America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

Misaki has trouble answering the telephone, if only that Usagi-san wasn't so damn irresistible. Complete story moved to my Website - See Profile

World War I. Alfred eventually joins and discovers Arthur torn up in the trenches. - US/UK

France and England reminisce about the Revolution of 1688; shippiness ensues.

The prompt for this, and the focus was 'the thrill of not being caught.' Poland and Lithuania find a way to steal time together. Smut, yaoi, etc.

Revelations in a hospital room. Songfic to "Safe and Sound" by Sheryl Crow. Oneshot. UsCan if you want it to be.

USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.

The first in a three part series with different pairings, with the subtitle: reasons one why one should never let Francis anywhere near one's impressionable significant other…

Alfred finds things around the house that Arthur has used... and it really turns him on... So he begins to collect them. Yes, like a squirrel. Written in an exchange with Butterfish.

The Revolution wasn't the last time England and America met face to face on a field. 2010, South Africa. Ending up tied during the first half of the game wasn't as bad as it seemed, but Arthur had a more personal score to settle during halftime.

"You know," France said so nonchalantly that it was anything but nonchalant. "I've always wondered why Canada is on top of America." England spat out his tea. "Huh?" America asked, eyes wide. Canada groaned. America/Canada.

And what are you expecting me to do about it? France x England, lemon, enjoy.

Kink meme fill: Flustured Latvia and impressed with himself Sealand. Shota, smut, Sealand/Latvia

Gilbert, Roderich, and Vash get locked in a room together. Gilbert complains that he is bored, until he discovers a fun way to pass time. Did someone say "THREESOME"? D

You're new at this, aren't you? Fruk, smut, oneshot, enjoy.

Canada's pissed and Alfred is obnoxious, but throwing out Al's Captain America comics may go too far. Looks like punishment is in order! Written for a fic exchange with noircirichiosa.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

Prussia returns home to Germany, after many years, from behind the Berlin Wall. Rated M for actual guyxguy and swearing. My first fanfic with this type of content, so do go easy on me.

Prussia being obnoxious and Canada dealing with it.

Francis had a way of making Arthur feel beautiful, especially in the light of a moonlight serenade.

"This is definitely not how I planned the afternoon to go…" Arthur trailed off while averting his gaze to the side. A raft plays a frustrating role in a little pool time fun between Alfred and Arthur. Rated M for slight sexual content.

Romano can't say it to Spain's face, no matter how much he wants to. But there is more than one way to say things; one does not always need words. Written for the kinkmeme

"A survey found that around a third of the adult British population has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion." England attempts to reason why France is unhealthy for him.

America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.

Arthur has always admired Alfred's strength, every moment. But America can be weak, as well, when tempted by a willing Englishman. Written in a fic exchange.

Antonio has married Romano for the political stability during the Italian wars, but he knows Romano isn't old enough to have sex yet. So he'll wait. And when he IS old enough... well, Antonio is going to make it a night to remember. For hetalia kink meme.

Italy knows that he is lazy and weak and never gets much done but that, really, cannot be his own fault. Not if Germany insists on doing... well, THAT... Its PWP, you know.

Sequel to "I Know". Prussia... Is seriously troubled with his sex life. Austria really kept his word, Prussia was always bottom! And Roddy doesn't really do kinks... Well today, that's all going to be rectified! Prussia is going to top in kinky sex!

Oh, really?" Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. "And what makes you say that?" - "Because," Prussia smirked triumphantly, "every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes."

A slight challenge from Alfred makes Arthur angry, which gives Alfred more than what he bargained for... In the middle of a dinner theatre. UKUS Adult content, be warned.

Harry’s learnt a new spell, and he’s driving Draco mad. A set of drabbles written for the "teasing" prompt at Kink Bingo. Warnings: teasing, orgasm delay, bondage, mild D/s.

HP/DM oneshot. Only months after the end of his marriage, Harry runs into someone that he never expected to see again and is flooded by memories, jealousy and a desperate need to fix his mistakes. Slight DM/BZ. Mentions of HP/GW, RW/HG. Explicit content.

Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.

Prussia is driving England home and they take the scenic route. Pwp, one shot, rp, Prussia/England. Written as a Thank you to our 100th reviewer. Written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. YAOI

Patriotism means a love for one's country...So what happen when a country...'Loves' himself? -USUK-

If I had told you, you would never have made an effort to learn Spanish ! You were a difficult child.' Romano wanted to open the door right away at that, just to be able to bang it back into the Spaniard's face.' SpeRo, rated for.. well, mature & Romano

“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”

Italy’s late, so Germany drops by to see what’s keeping him. *GerIta*

It took nearly three months before England realized America was avoiding him. And he didn't like it. Not one bit. USUK

He was told to grit his teeth, lie back and think of England. But what he really wanted was to lie back and be with England. UKxUS

Italy gets bored on an airplane and Germany joins the mile high club! GerIta. Shameless PWP smut. Yay.

Upon visiting Alfred, Arthur is forced to give the American a private lesson. UKxYoung!US/Young!USxUK SMUT

England learns a valuable lesson on how to wear a scarf. Or, more accurately, how NOT to wear a scarf. Random-scarf!kink Russia/England ahead. M for sexual content. ENJOY!

Lithuania and Poland get down and dirty in the conference room, entertaining the idea that anyone could walk in and see them. Unaware that at that moment someone actually is. LietPol, creepy one-sided RusLiet.

Lithuania and Poland let off some steam after the Battle of Tannenberg, in the form of impatient sex.

When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!

Draco feels rejected. Harry feels lonely. On the most romantic day of the year no less. DRARRYSLASH.

“You know, I think this is better medicine than that disgusting coke syrup.” Sometimes the best medicine doesn't come from a bottle. USUK limes await!

Paradise is not always perfect, and neither are lovers. But, Arthur decides, he doesn't really mind much anyway. US/UK, Valentine's fic. we're working on the sequel!

Harry and Hermione are back at Hogwarts for their 'eighth year', and the whole of Slytherin House is acting strangely, with Draco Malfoy front and center and uncharacteristically quiet. Warning: slash. Rated M for language and lemons.

England's giving America what he wants, but not without a certain price. England/America.

Switzerland can't understand why he keeps thinking about his past with Austria. He decides to pay him a visit to try and get over it once and for all. SwitzerlandxAustria, M for inappropriate use of a piano.

Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.

Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England

Draco Malfoy is reaching the halfway point of his eighth year of Hogwarts, post-war. Though things are back to normal, Draco feels haunted, suffocated, broken by his past. And he can’t be fixed. Can he? 8th-year return to Hogwarts , EWE, DH-compliant.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

A short Franada fic. Francis is feeling lonely, stuck in the school with only the Bad Friends and some locked-up alcohol to keep him company. Too bad Matthieu isn't back in time for the holidays... Fluff. High School AU

The thing about spoken language, in Alfred's perspective, was that it was so overrated. Arthur/Alfred.

US and UK are fighting again. Can US figure out why UK is so angry at him this time. warning: strong language. Joker

UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.

Antonio is leaving for the New World. And Lovino doesn't want him to go. -- Written for a friend for her birthday. Rated M for a reason!

Spain/S.Italy: Lovino finally confesses to Antonio, the only way he knows how to.

Yuki/Shuichi. There will always be things that they will never tell each other.

Harry had the feeling that once he stepped through those doors, his life would be irrevocably changed. Explicit content warning.

(ARCHIVED) A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. (Male/Male pairing) (Oneshot)

Draco understands madness. He's in love with Potter, after all.

How many times had he rescued the Italian from a situation like this brought upon by his stupidity? And...why did he keep rescuing him, anyways? Germany/North Italy Ludwig/Feliciano

FrUk. “He said he loved me, Francis.” France could feel wetness on his shirt and let his hands stroke at the other’s back gently. “That sodding prat said he loved me and he was shagging that bloody oaf the whole time!”

It was a fine, beautiful, sunny day when Albus Potter stumbled on his father and Draco Malfoy in bed together. Complete. HP/DM

AU Oneshot because I am an AU whore. Gilbert was not going to play hide and seek in the garden like a fag. Nope, he and Ludwig were going to christen Peter's bed...

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry wishes he knew why he keeps having crazy encounters with Draco Malfoy. They certainly don't make any sort of sense. COMPLETE.

Draco can't apparate at end of HBP so Harry has to take him to the Dursley's as the wards will protect him...what can happen? IGNORES DH ! DM/HP HP/DM

No one expected Draco Malfoy to turn up at Harry and Ginny's wedding party. Complete. HP/DM

Five times Poland realized he was in love with Lithuania. Poland/Liet.

For Art Trade. AU oneshot. Gilbert suggested a game of Strip Primal Rage. Prussia/Germany.

HPDM slash, oneshot. If Harry and Draco are going to heal after the war, they'll have to do it by themselves. COMPLETE.

Twenty-six letters; twenty-six ways of defining the love that Sirius Black and Remus Lupin have for one another. Rated M for letters C and Z mainly...

Just because Draco is away doesn't mean he can't get Harry to participate over the phone. DMxHP,PWP,Mature. Birthday fic for AshaPasha

HPDM slash. Harry keeps interrupting Draco at work, and Draco is tired of it. Oneshot.

Lemon Oneshot DMHP Draco takes his writing farther than he ever has before, and Harry gets him back for it...

HPDM slash, oneshot. Well, how was he supposed to know that calling Granger what she was would make Harry that angry?