Chapter One- Day One, Part one

If this chapter really sucks please inform me…I won't say no to you complimenting it as well though. I am asking this as I would like to know whether or not this style of writing is fine because I was really trying to make it briefer than what I can usually manage.

You have to be shitting me, Naruto thought as he sped through the lights furiously. This morning was the worst. First of all there was no hot water at all, and secondly there were no cups of ramen left in his cupboard.

"Yeah I'll be at school in a second." he yelled down the end of his phone as he continued to drive. "Yeah, I said I'll see you in a minute, stop being such as bitch."

Naruto snapped the phone shut and hid it in his lap as he passed a cop car. He hadn't gotten a ticket yet and he wasn't planning to any time soon.

He sighed as he finally pulled into the car park at his school. He leant his head against the steering wheel for a second before he pulled back speedily and rushed to get to class.

"You're lucky that the teacher isn't here yet." A fiery brunette stated as he sat down in his chair.

"Its Kakashi isn't it?" Naruto laughed "Of course he is not going to be here."

"What was that Naruto?" the voice of an older man came wafting from near the door.

"Um…nothing." Naruto chuckled and rubbed the back of his head nervously. He turned furiously back to his friend. "How the hell did he hear me? I was being quiet and he's all the way over there."

"Oh Naruto….You're naivety is so refreshing. I'm sorry to say, I don't think you have such a thing as an inside voice."

The class laughed as Naruto blushed a little. Obviously everyone could hear what he had said, not just his freakishly aware teacher.

The teacher, Kakashi, moved away from the door as the boy next to Naruto began rubbing his back comfortingly.

"Thanks Kiba."

"Naruto…." Another warning came from out the front.

Naruto learnt his lesson and kept his mouth shut for the rest of the lesson. That was until Kakashi dropped the bomb on him and the rest of the class.

"Before you go to pick up your room assignments, for those of you living in the dorms this term, I thought I should inform you. The system has changed so you no longer get a choice about who you room with. The pairs are picked by a randomly generated program on the computer. Except if it's Naruto and Kiba. You two are never allowed to room together ever again.

"What the fuck do you mean?"

"That is so unfair."

The whole class were pretty pissed about this but Kiba and Naruto were definitely the most vocal about it. Of course this was only fair as the world seemed to be against them this year.

"Why can't we be roomed together? I though you said it was random?" Kiba complained first.

"We are never allowing you to be grouped together ever again after what happened last year."

"What do you mean? Nothing happened last year" Naruto said adopting an innocent and sweet face.

"You're not fooling anyone Naruto." One of the girls in his class, Sakura, stated. "We all know it was you who dyed my hair pink."

"….."

"And we all know it was you and Kiba who let loose those dogs into the kitchen, and then did that thing with the toilets." Ino, another girl in their class added.

"….Well. There's no proof that we did any of those." Naruto denied "And even if we did, you like your hair that colour Sakura. Also, the dogs appreciated that meal much more than the students ever would."

"And we deny everything surrounding those toilets….You don't have any evidence against us and you never will." Kiba added.

Naruto sweat dropped inside his head. Yeah that didn't sound suspicious at all.

"Class dismissed." Kakashi waved at them dismissively as the bell sounded.

"The fuck? You didn't even give us a proper explanation!"

The teacher just held up a hand as he vanished out the door.

"Dude that is totally not cool. I thought we were going to be hitting up the town and all that. I needed a wingman; you know I can't talk to Hinata by myself." Kiba swung an arm around his friends shoulder. "This is going to suck ass. I can just tell that my room mate is going to be a dick."

Naruto shook his head in exasperation and took a glance at his timetable. He froze stiff. Kiba seemed to notice this and craned his head over Naruto's shoulder to see what was wrong. He paled slowly and clasped his hand onto Naruto's shoulder.

"Holy shit! You better get going Dude. There is only like five minutes before period two starts."

Naruto nodded weakly and removed Kiba's hand from his shoulder. "I'll see you later…hopefully."

He ran down the corridor and swung around the corner. He had to get to class before it started or he would be dead. Why would Tsunade put him in a class with him as a teacher. She knew they had history…granted she didn't exactly know all the details…. That was no excuse though; he would have to question her later though.

He burst through the door breathing hard two minute before the bell was due to ring. "Almost missed it this time Naruto." a sinister voice came from within the dark room. "I had almost thought you wouldn't come."

Naruto swallowed nervously and stood up slowly. He moved over towards his chair slowly, always keeping an eye on the teacher that was eyeing him.

"Seeing as it is the first day I will grant you this one exception. However tomorrow I expect you to be prompt."

Naruto sighed in relief as he sat down. He was going to talk to Tsunade about this as soon as school ended. He hadn't realised he would be having Orochimaru as a teacher again. The guy was a creeper…honestly.

"I hear that you are going to be having a new room mate this year, and that you don't get to choose who it is…" Orochimaru said.

Naruto nodded in assent being careful not to make eye contact at all.

"So what was your first period class?" The teacher continued to harass him.

"Geography, with Kakashi-sensei." Naruto responded quietly. He closed his eyes in relief as he heard the bell ring.

"I'll speak to you again tomorrow Naruto-pon"

Sweet Jesus, I hate that man, Naruto thought as students started to file in. Every time he had Orochimaru as his science teacher it was like this. He would have to arrive to class before the bell rang and then despite this he was not allowed to talk to anyone during class. If he did, even if it was Orochimaru himself, let's just say…the consequences weren't pretty.

The rest of the class passed by with the minutes trickling by to slowly. Naruto felt a desperate need to bang his head on the desk but knew he couldn't it was completely frustrating. The bell chimed eventually though and he was one of the first to exit the room.

"So how was class?" Kiba asked as soon as he rounded the corner. "Orochimaru didn't try anything did he?"

Naruto smile wryly, his friends concern for him was touching.

"No he didn't have time to try anything really. He went easy on me seeing as it is only the first day of term."

Kiba nodded his head and dropped the subject tactfully. Being Naruto's best friend Kiba was mostly aware of the situation with his teacher. However at moments like this Naruto was glad that he did not know all the details.

"Man I am glad we have lunch next period." Naruto distracted the both of them as his stomach rumbled.

"Dude that does not sound healthy." Kiba laughed

"Ah… by the way, Where's is Akamaru today? Usually you wouldn't leave home without him." Naruto asked as they sat down at the back of the class.

"Stupid Tsunade wouldn't let me take him to class anymore. I have to keep him in the dormitory rooms from now on. He is staying at home though until I can get my room

fixed."

The class room door opening loudly attracted the student's attention as everyone turned around to see the teacher entering the room.

"Hi class. It's good to see you again. I missed all of you over the holidays."

Naruto smiled. History was his favourite class purely because of this man. Iruka Umino was definitely the best teacher at this entire school. Naruto had been in his class every year since he had started at this school, and all things considered he was thanking god.

"Now Principle Tsunade has proposed that instead of everyone rushing to the dorm councillor to get their room assignments; They will be given out this period."

Naruto cheered, something had actually gone right for him. This was a first, now he go more time for lunch. He was starving after having missed breakfast this morning.

"Don't be quick to excitement now Naruto. Just wait until you hear who you are partnered with." Iruka chuckled to himself. He knew who the boy was paired with and he knew that he would not be happy about it.

Rei; "For those of you who are new to my work, I strongly recommend you try a little more….just a little."

Sasuke; "Don't bother, she isn't that great. Just up herself."

Rei; "Now Sasuke don't say that."

Sasuke; "But its true. I mean look where you just ended that chapter"

Rei; "I just wanted to space myself out first…as like a little tester."

Sasuke; "Sure you did. Are you sure you just didn't have the time or the creativity to continue writing this chapter?"

Rei; "….Yes…I think"

Sasuke; "That's what I thought."

Rei; "Naruto…."

Naruto; "Yes."

Rei; "Sex the fool up."

Sasuke; "What?"

Naruto; "Yes, Miss."

Sasuke; "Naruto…no…what are you doing….stop…AHHHHH!"