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Author has written 45 stories for Death Note, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.

So,

I kind of accidentally dedicated my life to Kuroko no Basuke.

You can also find me on AO3.

Check out these lovely translations of my stories!

Citrus in Chinese
How To Confess, How To Confess, By: Takao Kazunari in Chinese
Pillows in Spanish
Love Is Pain in Vietnamese


Matt and Mello are NOT DEAD.

A report by a fellow DN fan.

After researching the rules of the Death Note once again, I stumbled upon one that could help prove the fact that Matt and Mello did not die on their canon death day. The rule is:

'If writing the same name on more than two Death Notes is completed within 0.06 seconds, it is regarded as simultaneous; the Death Note will not take effect and the individual written will not die.'

as found in How to Use: XV. This is the theory that I formulated:

As Mello's death approaches, Sidoh is watching from the sidelines. He sees the date above Mello's head and realizes that the blond has very little time left. So, as he watches Mello drive the truck to Nagano, Sidoh travels to the human world, takes out his Notebook, and writes Mello's real name down. Sidoh is doing this because since Mello has at one point owned his Death Note, Mello can be considered as an owner of the Death Note. Since another rule states that the only god of death that can kill the owner of the Notebook is the one who gave their Notebook up in the first place, Sidoh thinks that it's his responsibility to end Mello's life(as Ryuk does to Light later on in the book).

At the same time Sidoh is just finishing writing 'Mihael Keehl,' Takada is also hurrying to write Mello's name in the scrap of the Notebook. The two finish writing the 'l' at exactly the same time, causing the first mentioned rule to take place.

Meanwhile, Mello is fully expecting to be killed by Takada. He becomes confused when it takes longer than it should, then realizes that something must have gone wrong. Excited that he may continue to live, Mello fakes his death, purposely crashing the truck into Nagano. Knowing Light would want to erase any evidence, Mello quickly escapes and manages to get away while the church burns in the distance.

He finds a way to get back to where he the kidnapping had first taken place, following the route that Matt was supposed to take. When he reaches the clearing where Matt's car is at, riddled with bullet holes, he rushes to the redhead. A quick check at the redhead's pulse assures him that Matt is still alive, merely acting as if he had been shot down, whereas he'd actually been wearing a bullet proof vest. The blood stains are from his arms, which were unprotected by the vest and hit by three bullets, since most of the bodyguards had been aiming for his chest. The blood soaks nearly his entire outer vest, making it appear as if he'd been shot in the chest.

Mello picks Matt up and rushes to the nearest hospital where the hacker can be fixed up.

In the safe confines of a new apartment somewhere secluded, the two, both alive, watch as Kira is finally put to an end by Near.

Copy and paste this report to your profile if you KNOW that Matt and Mello are not dead.

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Of Pocky and Pepero by MsJc1210 reviews
A South Korean transfer student is struggling to adjust to her new life here in Japan, that included getting used to the strange boy who she's been sitting next to for the past month. OC
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 178,973 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 4/4/2019 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Midorima S., Murasakibara A., Fukui K., OC
The Exaggeratedly Perilous Journey of a Gay High School Romance by Araminthe Ispwitch reviews
Bad luck strikes as high school athletes Kagami, Aomine, Kise, and Midorima get suspended and get drafted into helping the Glee Club—a newly-formed group of idols that are becoming the rising stars of their school! But will it really be THAT bad? One thing's for sure, though: Kiseki no Sedai Academy will never be the same again! KagaKuro, AoSaku, KiKasa, MidoTaka, and many more ;D
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 98,754 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Kuroko T., Kagami T.] [Aomine D., Sakurai R.]
Kuroko no Basuke Marriage Prospects by akashichin reviews
A guide to get your bishie of choice because they're single and hot... and you know you want them. CRACKFIC.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,606 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/1/2012
Tokyo Basuke by ass-sassin reviews
Satsuki is a first year college student - ready to take on Tokyo University, armed with her extensive data and steely resolve. Her analysis and projection leaves little room for surprise - but she never expected a tall, snarky stranger to join her at the bus stop on her first day. Then again, Daiki always was one for thwarting predictions. (University AU!)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,936 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Aomine D., Momoi S.] Generation of Miracle
KHR: Have You Noticed? by Polas reviews
Just the little things that they're better off not noticing. DISCONTINUED.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,630 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 3/2/2011
Closed Note by Kanoe Nanashichi reviews
Inspired by a movie of the same name. When Takao moves into his new apartment, he finds a collection of items left behind by the previous owner. Like little horoscope predictions, they help him with his life, his budding career, and an emerald-haired man that he somehow can't seem to avoid. Mainly MidoTaka, with hints of other common pairings. AU, slight language, slice of life.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,911 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Kise R., Midorima S., Takao K., Miyaji K.
Closing the Distance by SakataMakoto reviews
Takao wants to see more of Midorima's emotions and plans to get them out if his friend by force. He sets up a plan to do all kinds of things that would either annoy or anger Midorima, but in doing so their relationship starts to change. TakaMido/MidoTaka, boy's love, WIP, rating T to M later on.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Midorima S., Takao K.
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
You're Doing it Wrong by KaminikaSaffire reviews
A collection of situations in which the characters of Katekyo Hitman Reborn do and/or act in the wrong way.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013
Passing Notes by Airway Static reviews
A different way they could've met.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Aomine D., Kuroko T. - Complete
Perfect Date by Lia-Osaka92 reviews
Midorima finally agreed to go out on a date with Takao, and he just wants everything to be perfect. MidoTaka fluff.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Midorima S., Takao K.] - Complete
Tending To Turn Out Pretty Great by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Childhood/elementary school AU. Takao protects Midorima from a bully. Oneshot plus little bonus chapter.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Princes and Princesses by MarluxiaSutcliff116 reviews
Kid!Takao and Kid!Midorima. In which these two adventurous little boys destroy the planet to save the universe, chase butterflies, pick flowers, and get married. PURE, SHAMELESS, ADORABLE FLUFF. MAY CAUSE CAVITIES. YE BE WARNED.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Pre-K by dontcallmekoko reviews
Midorima and Takao get their kids ready for their first day of school. A fluffy one-shot.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K., OC - Complete
Opposites Attract by dbsklover reviews
I never really read or watched KHR but fell in love with Hibaharu through fanart so expect OOCness. These will just be little one shots of them please don't be harsh if you don't like my story you can toss it aside and forget about it. : God Bless
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,136 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Haru M., K. Hibari
the tsundere diaries by GryfoTheGreat reviews
Midorima Shintarou records his life, his loves, his loathes and his ingrained fear of his mother's cooking. No pairings.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Midorima S.
Slip Of The Tongue by icypinkpop reviews
Takao makes a mistake. Takao/Midorima, Two-Chapter story. COMPLETE.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
torrent by fiction fetishist reviews
Training camp is hardly used for actual training anymore, really. / "Shin-chan just makes it so easy to mess with him, you know?" — drabble dump
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Closer to the Sky by Lumoa reviews
The closer you are to the sky...the better the cellphone reception! Namimori is a spotty reception nightmare for cellphone service, but with Tsuna around, who needs to worry? Well, it is pretty annoying for Tsuna to have his guardians clinging to him...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Declarations of Love in a Time of Social Media by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which Aomine demonstrates why it is inadvisable to drink and use Twitter, the MiraGen et al. offer snarky commentary and other witty banter, and Kise explores the dramatic possibilities inherent in maintaining a public persona on social media platforms. Aomine x Kuroko, general audiences, crack.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Aomine D., Kuroko T., Momoi S. - Complete
Everyday by nestyuu reviews
A very very short story on Midorima and Takao
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Lucky Item by Lys ap Adin reviews
It's sometime during a lecture on the history of the nineteenth century that it occurs to Takao to wonder why Shin-chan borrowed the day's lucky item from him. Midorima x Takao, shameless tooth-rotting fluff.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Takao K., Midorima S. - Complete
Hello Fascination by OutcastsAndLullabies reviews
Due to the Wii remote constantly dying, Matt decides to bother Mello. {Fluff, oneshot. Matt/Mello.}
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Mello, Matt - Complete
HIS IDEAL WIFE by VongolaXII reviews
The KHR male character's ideal wife are revealed! The requirements are up! Are you the kind of girls they fancy? Who knows you might score some points? Rated T for glittering contents
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012
Unorthodox Courtship by Tsuntarou reviews
They have their own way of doing things. Aomine Daiki x Momoi Satsuki [AoMomo]
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Momoi S., Aomine D. - Complete
Noticing a Heart by KizunaCho reviews
All you wanted was to go up and talk to him, but every time you tried, others would be in your way. Kise x OC mini story!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kise R. - Complete
Dirty Innocence by LinChungIsHot reviews
How many ways could Yamamoto get you to notice him without actually talking to you? The Vongola Guardians were about to find out! Simple, right? Not with Yamamoto head-over-heels for you (and certainly not with friends like these.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - T. Yamamoto
The Legend of Kuroman by Frog-kun reviews
A collection of humorous KnB short stories: Kuroko unwittingly becomes a superhero, Kagami gets a secret admirer, we finally meet Kuroko's parents, and more.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Kuroko T., Kagami T. - Complete
pads by Laundry Day reviews
"Murasakibara-kun," Kuroko says, "Why do you have a box of pads?"
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Momoi S., Midorima S. - Complete
The Life and Death of a Strawberry by Beryl Bloodstone reviews
"I am lifted up and dumped in a dark, dark place. Now, what will happen to me in this abyss?" Because we all want to know what happened to that strawberry that L gives Mogi. Warning: you may actually feel sorry for a fruit if you read this. If not, you were at least entertained by the idea of a sentient strawberry. One-sided Strawberry x Mogi
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Mogi K. - Complete
Oh, good grief by Raccoonwolf reviews
TakaMido stuff. It's a psychosomatic stomach ache, Midorima, just go to school.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Takao K., Midorima S. - Complete
stardom by Laundry Day reviews
One time, the Generation of Miracles almost became a boyband. Almost.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Generation of Miracle - Complete
Kiseki's Everyday Talk by Grayhatter reviews
Just the everyday conversation between the GOM and their shadow during middle school. Momoi included. Some are fluff and some are comedies. No pairing, just friendship.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Generation of Miracle, Kuroko T.
That Drasted Morning Horoscope Show by myria-chan reviews
Wherein Midorima took an extra leap of faith for Oha Asa's Horoscope segment that left the entire team speechless and bothered.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Akashi no Homo by mamakashi reviews
Things are looking dire for the Generation of Homos, but Akashi has a plan.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Akashi Seijuurou, Generation of Miracle - Complete
Austin by Ryuuen Kurai reviews
Of regrets, answering machines and cats. MidoKise.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Midorima S., Kise R. - Complete
Nosebleed by KMSymphonyOfSilence reviews
Mukuro's got a theory about Hibari. Post-Shimon arc.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2012 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Men Doing Manly Things by swanfrost reviews
Sometimes, people forget about Chrome. Drabble.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Chrome D., Ryōhei S. - Complete
Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
Chaos will ensue when the Bleach characters discover fanfiction. Some may go insane. The 4th and probably 3rd wall will be broken. Requests are closed, I'm not taking any more. Story is now finished
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,074 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Courting of Aomine Daiki by Crumbs88 reviews
A guide and love story on how to successfully make unromantic, insensitive, jerk-ass, gorgeous bastards love you, by Kise Ryouta. AoKise
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Aomine D., Kise R.
Whatcha Gonna Say? by LightIsTheKey14 reviews
L has somehow made his way over to my house, and we are now having the conversation of a lifetime! Read and find out. Cracky! lol AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - L
The World Turns and Things Happen by bokunonetorare reviews
So far, sixteen years of my life has been one long continuous line. No bumps, no sharp turns, no nothing. It's all monotonous. Midorima Takao, friendship
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Tell Me You Love Me by Meohy reviews
Through a series of word games and acts of spontaneous kindness, Mello tries to ploy Matt into confessing his undying love for him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,482 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Mello, Matt
In the Final World by KMSymphonyOfSilence reviews
Byakuran has a secret. And let's just say that everyone's surprised.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
Aliens by Kingyo reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi was used to having many atrocious, unexpected things happen during his short existence on earth, but the last thing he had expected was an UFO landing on top of his school with an alien declaring that he was his uncle. CRACK- Oneshot: Making fun of typical aliens movies
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Sweet Poison by youlosethegame reviews
LxCake? It's obviously the best ship in the whole world. Please, please don't take this seriously.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - L - Complete
Every Picture Has to Have a Caption by heartrapier reviews
Koganei is the only one who has witnessed some of the making out sessions two of his friends have had, and he strives to make everyone believe him. Kagami/Kuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Koganei S. - Complete
The Very Secret Death Note Diaries by OthilaOdal reviews
The secret diaries of Death Note characters. Light, L, Near, Mello, Matt and others. Things you knew and didn't know about them. Just for fun. Strong language and a little sexual content. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
Matt's Loveliest Fanfiction by Cato's Little Sister reviews
Matt writes a self-insert yoshi's island fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Matt
The Varia's Daily Diary by Plastic Petals reviews
Ushishishi, hello peasant. Before reading, the prince is forced to warn you about the mind-fuckery that may come.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Belphegor
Love Hurts by Pineapple Pen reviews
Because when it comes to having a crush on someone, Mukuro just really isn't all that clever.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
And This Is Why You're A Stupid by Ratt9 reviews
A collection of Death Note rants by different characters regarding things the creators did to them. Generally drabble-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011
Gin's Journal Diary! by charisel reviews
...or otherwise known as "The First Official Rule-book of Los Noches!" Gin is testing his boundaries -and Aizen's patience- to discover what he can get away with. Inspired by Totoromo's "Gin's Notebook". Rated for mild crude humor. On hiatus indefinitely
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,256 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - G. Ichimaru
Mihael Keehl's Incredibly No Good, Very Bad Year by xElementFivex reviews
Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mello
Why do we have to play Pocky? by Christain reviews
Mukuro and Hibari accept the wrong games to settle their hilarious problems...Worst, it is Pocky games for the pride! Pure Humour and maybe crack, re-edit. Rate T for curse line.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R.
The Peach To My Mario by mlogiizer reviews
AU. "And I know I said that there are many types of fish out in the sea...but I don't want any other fish. I want you, Mello. Cuz you're the perfect fish for me." Only Matt would refer to someone as a fish when attempting to woo them. MattxMello FLUFF!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mafia Days by Makeste reviews
A series of dumb humor one-shots featuring various characters and a general abundance of crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,551 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Byakuran, H. Gokudera, Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Seven Hours of Incompetence and Top Ramen by tsubasawoharu reviews
After three rounds of Call of Duty, two pink Band-Aids, and one lesson on how to make Top Ramen, Matt learns that he can't do much without Mello. In fact, he kind of loses it. Funny One-shot. Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Gaykudera Whorato by MuchFailSauce reviews
"Who doesn't secretly want an alternate version of themselves to show up and have their way with them, all with style and panache?" "—the hell,"says Tsuna. - Parody fic, UPDATED. Chapter 1: Gokudera learns to like it. 2: Me, myself, I, and Primo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - H. Gokudera, Mukuro R. - Complete
Really Short Shorts about Shorts by Lollieta Round reviews
small storys about Alois Trancy's shorts and the many people who think there innapropreate warning shorts shrinking in the wash multiple times; now complete!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Alois T., Claude F. - Complete
The Death of Ggio Vega and Other Tragic Tales by Cinis reviews
If Sui weren't so oblivious, maybe Yoruichi could break her destructive habit of offing the competition. Parody/Crackfic, Yoru/Sui
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S.
FML by Deathly Noted reviews
FML moments for the Death Note characters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Light Y., L
The 3,406th Smile by musicismylife575 reviews
MattxMello, random oneshot angsty fluff thing, Mello's POV; Matt gets angry and Mello realizes something important. I hate summaries. Rated T for swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Like by Adeline-Eveline reviews
Matt has trouble confessing, and it annoys Mello. Very short one-shot, T for language. Fluff, crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Tuna Sandwich by Emz0 reviews
Gokudera and Yamamoto like to watch their boss eat.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Reviews: 0 by norsegodchick13 reviews
A tribute to everyone who can't get any reviews. MattxMello. Please review.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Hueco Mundo Eyewitness News at 5 by Potterwatcher1997 reviews
Sequal to the Hueco Mundo Gazette. Join your favorite Arrancar for a Newscast filled with irony, humor, and absolute insanity! Gin Ichimaru, our Anchor, takes you through our daily newscast and brings out the latest events, scandals, rumors, and more!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen
Hilarity Ensues by PeanutButterSpots reviews
What happens when you lock two red-haired shinigami in a room together? Hilarity ensues. Renji x Grell
Crossover - Bleach & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Renji A., Grell S. - Complete
Seireitei Communication's Advice Column by Totoromo reviews
The Seireitei Communication has an advice column with different guest columnists. A little bit of crack for fun. This week: Orihime and Uryu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,300 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Renji A., Shuuhei H., R. Matsumoto, Yumichika A.
The Gayest Story by xElementFivex reviews
In a world where sarcasm is lost and cliches rule supreme, Mello is just a hapless victim to his uber-gay, border-line retarded new roommate Matt. Parody.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Mello, Matt
Seven Minutes In Hell by xElementFivex reviews
Seven Minutes in Heaven is never a good game to play- especially for a bunch of bored geniuses. And all poor Matt wanted to do was play his video games. Crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Glasses Matt by xXduchessXx reviews
Mello was used to Boxer Matt. And Sleeping Matt. Even Apron Matt, which had taken a while. But this, this was new. This was GLASSES MATT. MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Hueco Mundo Gazette by Potterwatcher1997 reviews
The latest edition of the Hueco Mundo Gazette, the official magazine of Hueco Mundo! Gin Ichimaru, Lead Journalist. Sun-Sun, Tesla, Apache, Mila-Rose, and Charlotte Cuulhourne, Supporting Journalists. Join your favorite Arrancar for the news, HM style!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Adventures In Summer School by Agatha-Naomi reviews
Ichigo and Rukia had missed a lot of school because of Soul Reaper duties, so they managed to land themselves in summer school. How will they survive? And what changes could be in store for them when they start spending these extra hours together?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Why Mello's Hot by LittleMissAnthrope reviews
It's the little things. The unexpected things. The things that shouldn't be perverted, but... it's Mello we're talking about here. Warning: Semi-perverted content. mentioned MxM. Series, updated weekly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Mello, Matt
Lips of an Angel by Atreyl reviews
Mello decides to serenade Matt at three in the morning. Matt just wants to sleep.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Diez Diarios by Written Fairground reviews
Humor studies! Many journals of the Espada's daily life. I'd love reviews and suggestions! Mostly contains Grimmjow, Ulquiorra and Noitora! Rated T for jokes, language, and innuendos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
Yo Mama Espada Style by nicci'weezy reviews
What happens when Grimmjow comes across Yo Mama jokes? My attempt at humor at 3 in the morning. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Know your Espada by Nanika.Yuki reviews
A parody mash up of "All That"'s "Know Your Stars" and The Espada from Bleach. nothing but Crack-ness, Character abuse, randomness, teasing and childish comedy. Rated T for future chapter
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
Eleven by Atreyl reviews
As he faces death, he starts counting. One...two...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: House by Atreyl reviews
Matt and Mello are playing house. Of course, this is a totally innocent game, right? Wrong.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Laser Tag by Raachuu reviews
Matt just wants to play a friendly game of laser tag at the amusement park, but Mello just can't seem to grasp the concept, 'friendly game'... Yay silly Oneshot!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Pineapple Hair and Beauty Salon by Crimson Cupcake reviews
"Hey, Ken?" ... "What, Chikusa?" ... "Do you think Mukuro-sama needs...a haircut?" And that is how Rokudo Mukuro found himself sitting in a chair with an incompetent hairdresser snipping at his beautiful blue locks. Late birthday present; CRACK!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Mukuro R. - Complete
Happy by Dancing Buttons reviews
Gameplaying leads to disaster when Matt tests Mello's limits.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Rosary by Ass Victoriam reviews
Matt takes an interest in Mello's rosary. Matt x Mello : Fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Mello, Matt
Fever Dream by BurningBomb303 reviews
Tsuna gets sick and there's only one person who can take care of him. But when things take an unexpected turn, Tsuna might not know how to handle it. 5927 to the extreme! Be prepared for BL and emo Tsuna!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
A trip to Dora's world by Raachuu reviews
Mello and Matt somehow magically appear in Dora's crazy world. Can they get out? Rated T for Mello's ridiculous mouth and violence towards little girls.
Crossover - Death Note & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Matt - Complete
Espada Tales by star-stickies reviews
Collection of fairy tales completely killed with a change of characters to Espadas. Pure CRACK. Chapter 8: Porcelain white and the seven shrimps/Snow white and the seven dwarves
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,428 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Ryohei's Thought Process Cannot Be Breached by Prince-san reviews
Nothin' special, but it's pretty funny. I spoofed Ryohei intensely in this, it's almost like a third installment to the “Ultimate Parody” series.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Ryōhei S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Shark Steaks by Dennisect reviews
one-shot The Varia sit down for a nice dinner together and Squalo has an objection as to what's on the menu.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Squalo S. - Complete
Dear Santa: Varia Version by Error205 reviews
Varia sends letters to Santa?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Best Kept Secrets by lawfulidiot reviews
In which Gokudera and Tsuna are the worst kept secret in the Vongola family. Gokudera/Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/22/2008 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Hypocrite by MyCookiesNotYours reviews
Matt and Mello are hypocrites, and cliched hypocrites at that.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Confession by Kyoha Yagami reviews
Oneshot. Matt goes to Linda to confess a secret that few know...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
FAIL by Amry reviews
A collection of humorous oneshots relating to Mello and how much he fails. Brought up to T for language crack Fifth: Return of Rhymes with Fail
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Mello, Matt
The 12 Days of DEATH NOTE by Naoko Askikaga-Uchiha reviews
A holiday fanfiction about Light singing about all the criminals and others dear Misa has killed for him. Join in the fun! Kind of OOC, especially Light and L. Parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas. Reviews are always welcome! ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Pants by Antikira reviews
Matt confronts Mello on his choice in pants.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Lovely Letter to Say I Hate You All by Kagetsubasa reviews
Grimmjow decided to leave Hueco Mundo. He has decided to write a letter to all his [Least] favorite people. Implied GrimmHali, AizenUlqui, ZomaAaro, and UlquiYammy so far. Three or fourshot. Read and Review. Chapter 1: Espada
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Grimmjow J.
How do you kiss a girl? by Rukazaya reviews
Tsuna got bullied that he couldn’t kiss a girl. He realizes, he actually doesn’t know how to kiss a girl. He asks Gokudera for kissing lessons. Gokudera x Tsuna fluff angst 5927
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/12/2007 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Heat Wave by HidingOut reviews
Gokudera and Yamamoto get stuck waiting for Tsuna out in the summer heat. Yamamoto gets them ice cream and grudgingly Gokudera accepts his. But thats not ALL that happens. [ONESHOT][YAOI]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
An evening out by Tezu-chan reviews
Warning: Crack, Mello&Matt. Oneshot, R&R.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Foiled Phonesex by LumCheng reviews
[Matt Mello] Why is their number mistaken for a phonesex hotline?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Chocopup by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, OOC] My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. [CRACK!fic]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Along Came a by tao-fetish reviews
The spider picked the wrong chocolate bar to crawl onto...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Storms by GreenBinderGirl reviews
[Matt x Mello] Mello takes refuge in Matt's bed during a thunderstorm. [Wammy's House Era]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Breathe Easy, Tell Jokes by GreenBinderGirl reviews
[Matt x Mello] It's Matt's personal philsophy.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mello's Welcome Song by Kid9535 reviews
Trailer song. Um. Inspired by a youtube vid. No, I'm not dead. Yes, I do belive Mello is the teenciest bit like Willy Wonka. I'm so very sorry. T for language. Near's in this one too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Name by Miruvix reviews
What's in a name, anyway? MelloMatt orphanage fluff sort of. [Spoilers for Matt's real name]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Right in the Kisser by peroxidepest17 reviews
Gokudera’s one regret.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
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4 Minutes reviews
It only takes 4 minutes to fall in love with someone (in which Aomine really needs to pay more attention because he can't even give his own feelings a proper one).
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
You And I reviews
MidoTaka for the 30 day OTP challenge. Discontinued.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Staring Competition reviews
Miyaji bets he can stare longer than Fukui. Fukui bets Miyaji can't.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Miyaji K., Fukui K. - Complete
The Trouble With Boys reviews
Dealing with a bunch of guys is not a walk in the park. It's an obstacle course. A collection of random mini stories featuring Momoi's daily life interactions with the Generation of Miracles.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Momoi S., Generation of Miracle
Seven Times The Charm reviews
In which Midorima and Takao attempt a somersault kiss.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
The To My reviews
Kuroko is the...what exactly...to Kagami's...?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T. - Complete
In Which Everything Is Better reviews
Of boo-boos and kisses, and how this had kept on from Midorima and Takao's childhood up until now. (AU where Midorima and Takao are childhood friends, part ways, but eventually meet up again).
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Play Dates And Weddings reviews
Because their big brothers are the best. And are also great at role playing.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Spring's Blossoms reviews
It was supposed to be a nice relaxing vacation. She, unfortunately, ends up becoming an errand girl in the midst of learning a thing or two about basketball, and a whole lot about love. Well, that doesn't sound too bad, after all. OC.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Kagami T., OC - Complete
A Little More Affectionate reviews
Takao wants affection. Midorima is more than willing to give him all that he can.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Love Is Pain reviews
In which Midorima gets injured and Takao shows a side of himself no one, not even the shooter, has seen before. "Because it's not fair for Shin-chan to go through these things alone. After all, we're partners, aren't we?"
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
How To Confess, By: Takao Kazunari reviews
How should one confess to a certain Midorima Shintarou?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
A New Game reviews
Takao is sick of losing at janken and proposes a new game in hopes of winning. Things take a rather unexpected turn, but he's not complaining.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Pillows reviews
Takao cannot sleep without pillows.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Where Trucks Are Deemed Unlucky And Whistles Save The Day reviews
Takao teaches Midorima how to whistle and Midorima deems delivery trucks highly misfortunate...maybe.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Perfect Fit reviews
Midorima wears the wrong jersey to a practice match and the Shuutoku seniors come up with some 'interesting' speculations as to why.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Ace-sama ga Suki reviews
"And that my friends is called a slip of the tongue." The perfect setting in which Takao unintentionally (subconsciously) confesses his real feelings because damn, he's just no good at suppressing them. And everyone tries to lay it down for Midorima because he is much too oblivious to be able to read in between the lines.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Confession Booth reviews
Presenting some of the silliest and weirdest, most interesting, embarrassing, and disturbing stuff confessed by our favourite KHR characters. Discontinued.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012
Sanctuary reviews
It was strange waking up in a bed different from one's own.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
So The Stars Say reviews
Because Takao is highly convinced that he and Shin-chan were destined for each other.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Game Fail reviews
If there was one impossible thing in this world, it would probably be Matt losing at a game.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Kiss Me reviews
Inspired by the song Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Cancer-Scorpio Hug Day reviews
When Midorima finally understands the meaning of truly appreciating someone. In a very…tsundere kind of way.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Mello and the Thousand Paper Cranes reviews
In which Mello makes a thousand paper cranes in hopes of making a wish to save his best friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Girlfriend reviews
In which Mello gets his girlfriend something... Wait. What girlfriend?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Trollfession reviews
Poor Matt trying to confess gets trolled by his confessee. Silly drabble. Loosely based off of "Like" by Adeline-Eveline.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Hug reviews
A secure grip on the shoulders, and he knew wasn't alone. A reassuring hug, and he knew that everything was going to be okay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
If I Were A Girl reviews
If Matt was a girl… Well that's an interesting thought he'd like to ponder about.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Amazing Transformation Of A Sue reviews
A Sue has dropped from the sky and is seeking help from the Vongola? GASP. How are they possibly going to do that? – by UN-Sue-ing her! -Discontinued.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
One Night Star With An 'R' reviews
Hibari and Mukuro record a song for the show's soundtrack, except someone keeps on messing up the lyrics.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2012 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Solutions To A Sore Throat reviews
Take it from Mello. He knows what he's doing. Warning: Do not try these solutions at home. Plus, possible risks of videogame destruction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Welcome To Good Burger reviews
The mafia's out on vacation and guess who they decided not to bring? Mello lands himself a job at good ol' Good Burger.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Company reviews
And that was Matt was for..
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Convenience Store reviews
A funny drabble about Matt and Mello's trip to the convenience store. And the gamer being his usual corny self.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Drag Me To Church reviews
Church? Not the number one place Matt would rather spend his time in. But who knew it had its perks?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Jerk That Got Away reviews
An insight on Matt's journal after Mello's leave from Wammy's. Not necessarily a song fic, but follows the song anyway.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Allergic To Kisses reviews
How Mello reacts to Matt's 'allergy issues'...not very well...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
You're So Gay reviews
Mello and Matt have a little competition to see who's manlier. Crack-ish. :D Sorta...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Truth About Who? reviews
Matt is intrigued and freaks about how weird and conceiving nursery rhymes really are.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Cheesiest reviews
The day Mello is bombarded with the cheesiest pick-up lines, ever! By none other than, Mail Jeevas.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Like Baby reviews
In which Matt is singing, Mello is... Well, let's just say Matt isn't going to get another song stuck in his head anytime soon.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
When Mello Works Out reviews
Matt goes gay for 45 minutes :DD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Self Inflicted reviews
One more thing Matt's addicted to.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Chocolate Bowls And Broken Bones reviews
A ridiculous story of how Matt ended up with a broken bone.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Game Control reviews
Mello has Matt's game control. What's Matt going to do about it?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete