KUROKO NO BASUKE MARRIAGE PROSPECTS

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Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Kuroko no Basuke, they belong to Tadatoshi Fujimaki. The idea and format of the original marriage prospect story is courtesy of soybean but I was introduced into it by dreams of destiny.

The one who types: As much as I love Kuroko and the other characters dating each other, that won't be happening here. All shall be canon. If you want a certain character then do tell and I'll try my best to do it. Feedbacks are welcome because... I have never written anything like this and I just got back to writing again.

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Hanamiya Makoto

Appearance: He's like the black haired demon with a scary and arrogant smirk that you always tell yourself you'll avoid when you see him. This smirk will probably make some people pee their pants… or excite them. At least his hair's on the range of realistic, and hey, he pulls off those thick eyebrows like most girls wish they do.

Clothing: There is a Kirisaki Daichi Jersey that he wears, it's green and contains the number four. The high school probably has a formal daily uniform for students that will look good on Hanamiya but alas, he won't wear it properly. He's too much of a bad boy for that and bad boys have loose ties. It's one of their unwritten rules. Another one is they look sexy while wearing black, which Hanamiya would probably opt for to match the blackness of his hea—eyes.

Intelligence: Another bad boy rule he follows is to sleep in class… or not turn up at all. Better never than late right? I mean at least he's considerate enough to not interrupt the lesson midway. Also, he doesn't even need to be there. He's already a genius with a very high IQ. Analysing and forming tactics is his forte—he'll definitely be able to discuss the best way to annihilate someone with you: be it in politics or in sports.

Personality/Socializing: Like the demon he was mentioned before, he's underhanded and sinister in nature. Which means competing with him or pissing him off is probably not a good idea. He can act and pretend to be well-behave and polite. Only to shatter it later when he's breaking someone. Alright, so maybe he's not a smiling ray of sunshine with a blinding friendliness but he doesn't frown. Much. He smirks. He also seems to surround himself with people he finds useful so this at least indicates that he can socialise to an extent. Yeah, Hanamiya's more likely to antagonise someone than greet them but at least he's not rude enough to ignore them. Okay maybe he will.

Finances: He's very smart, you won't have to worry about being broke. He'll have a great-paying job in any field he decides to go into. Also, there won't be any need to pay anyone to do taxes because he'll probably be able to do it easily. The only problem is if he wants to do them. He probably won't. He'll be responsible with finances though; however you should still get a job. There's no saying how he'll make you pay if you ever borrow money from him. You should probably borrow money from him.

Home Economics: Hanamiya doesn't care much for anything to do around the house like cooking and cleaning. You'll have to take it upon yourself that you both don't starve in a pigsty when you live together. Or at least find out his favourite restaurant to eat in. You should learn to cook his favourite dish and buy some chocolate so you could get some brownie points. At least you're lucky that he won't be as messy as other guys are… in fact he might have an actual way of organising things in his room. Yeah, you should learn how it goes so you won't mess anything there. Once he invites you over that is.

Combat: He breaks people as a hobby. Needless to say that he will be able to bring it in a fight. In fact he'll probably even start them just for fun. It would be a good idea to learn some self-defence just in case you get pulled into a fight. It'll happen by spending time with him and being in Hanamiya's general vicinity. This will be beneficial and enable you to 'have' his back when he picks a fight with a group of people. Because he will. Maybe often.

Competition: There shouldn't be a horde of deadly fangirls ready to rip you apart from getting near him. His sunny disposition usually scares those horde of girls away but there would still be the occasional one or two that he keeps for physical purposes. But those girls don't mean anything to him. None at all. You just need to make yourself irreplaceable in his eyes and he'll be yours forever. Stand up against those other women aiming for your man and make them realise why you're top bitch around here. Remember, it's self-defence if they attack you first. Also, Hanamiya will enjoy the show.

Family: So far, none is known about Hanamiya's family but we'd like to imagine that at home there's a loving and doting mother and a slightly strict father who both adore their precious 'baby' boy in any way they can. In fact, they spoil him so much because he's their only child and rarely disciplined him because he can't possibly commit anything wrong. If you meet them, you'll be in disbelief that they're his parents. Meanwhile, the mom would show you adorable baby photos and the dad would tell you about their pride and joy. They would then ask you to take care of their only son and make sure no one tries to bully him. Yeah.

In Bed: He has a sadistic nature. Enough said. But summarising aside, nothing will ever be vanilla with this bad boy. Everything will be new and exciting and you'll love it. Just imagine all the public and risky places you two will be defiling when you get together. All the games and the toys… He might not show it but your pleasure is definitely his pleasure. He'll probably make you cry and you'll like it. Have fun!

Conclusion: If what you've always wanted is to be with a genius bad boy with non-vanilla tendencies and model-like eyebrows then Hanamiya is your guy! There's always the chance that he'll show you what lays underneath the arrogant smirk into a softer yet still sexy side of him. All of this could be yours in a low, low price of wooing him, making yourself irreplaceable in his life and making him fall for you. It might sound impossible now but you'll never wake up in the morning next to that sexy smirk unless you try. And succeed. Good luck!

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PS: I know, I know. I saw the village people too. But hey, I survived first year of uni! And now I've started re-watching the KnB anime while waiting for new haikyuu! eps aaaaaand we're back. As much as I can. See, instead of house hunting for third year and writing my essay, I'm doing this. That's how much I love you guys soooo… forgive me?

PPS: A haikyuu! Marriage Prospect? That sounds fun but the readers of this fic will stone me if I start another one without finishing this. So before you guys fixate on that idea, I'm running away. Bye!