THE FUCKING POTATO CHIP IN CHAPTER 7

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woooooo wooo, sexist raye got what he deserved...! Even his own wife hates him! WOOOOO

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Oh my god, was the 'jacking off' part the part that was inspired by your male roommate?

I'm gay for the murder book

DUDE

WHAT THE HELL

YOU SHOULDVE ADDED NEAR AND MELLO

FUCKING GODDAMNIT

YOU SHOULDVE ADDED NEAR AND CHOCOLATE GANGSTER-SENPAI! AND THATS FINAL

I do realize this is a crack fic and all, but statistically, most mass-murderers are men. Light also fits the profile because he's a "genius", so while Sayu being Kira could be a possibility (easily erased by L observing her for a few hours), it is not a very likely one, whereas the probability of Light being Kira just keeps increasing as he makes dumber mistakes each time. L didn't think Light could maybe be Kira, he was sure of it, he was just lying. That said, they're both incredibly stupid.

KYAAAAA! BEYOND BIRTHDAY-KUN! *Dies of bloodloss*

"OH YESSS! I'M SO FUCKING AWESOME! YASS, OH LIGHT! UGH!" I dunno if I should get a nosebleed or hate him even more! So funny!

I would not be surprised if you did a rant about L's bear crackers

I love these! I died laughing xD

I'd like to see a rant by one of the Yotsuba members - excluding Higuchi and Namikawa - over how little screen time they got. Seriously. Those guys were really overlooked.

A separate one of the sort for Hatori would be nice, too. I usually set him aside from the other Yotsuba members because he died so early. I could see him ranting about how he got more screen time than Matt, and everyone seems to love Matt.

In all seriousness, this is awesome. Keep up the good work! :D

The way I remember it, they saw Matt reaching for a hidden gun, so it's not like he was entirely innocent.

Chip was the true hero of Death Note.

LOL. This chapter. Oh my goodness. (dies laughing)

That completely made my life.

"Somewhere, deep in my mind, I was also thinking, 'THIS IS FOR THE HELICOPTER.'"

I can't even watch L's death scene anymore because I just know, behind his creepy smirk, Light is thinking about that helicopter... XD This is hillarious. Thanks for posting it.