yo peeps what is UP?

Most of the fanfics I post here are crapfics I wrote when I was about 11 or 12, so take 'em with a grain of salt.

Newer Fanfics are -

In which iceland is a flailing pile of moe [self-insert fic for my sister, awful writing]

Matt's Loveliest Fanfic [crackfic]

I just love weird stuff.

My favorite quotes...

balikaba, shalikaba -Ralphie, from the Andy Milonakis show

Hurooni! Boobots! -My stupid Mysims character

Hey, Bekah, look! (points to a picture of a monster) I knew I would always be your ex-girlfriend...or whatever that song says! Hey, look! It's Fone Bone! Well, it kinda looks like him, anyways. -My little sister

Hi bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy. -Kurt, from Glee

I feel...very...protective of you... -Edward, in the twilight movie

Hey! Listen to my impression of Bella! (squeals) OH EDWARD! WAAAAA I FELL! -My little sister

You know, I had a nightmare about a marshmallow last night...probably because you hit me in the eye with one. -Me

Now before you ask "who's this square?" listen to this: Shawing! Not! Who let the dogs out! -Camp Counselor Shortshorts from

I have to go, they'll think I'm pooping! -Finn, from Glee

Mohawk dude, the root beer place didn't have an eyeball! -My little sister; she says the most GENIUS things!

Current Fandoms - Death Note [god i am freaking obsessed. i have been since january.]