Hey everyyboody!! HaruhiUsangie here. so you want to know about me? well grab some popcorn, scup up a chair and hold on tight.

I was born in a...wait thats not it. let me do this again. Im a teenager, so dont get frightened when I write some things that are off my boundery if you know what I mean. I Loove Anime/Manga and also series. well I dont live stuck on TV. I have a life jajaja!!XD Well My basic idea of what I love to do is watch tv or start writing on my computer. I always say that you need to let your imagination soar. so doing this is the perfect way of doing it.

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In anime, I have my favs: Sailor Moon, Ouran High School Host Club, Toradora, Inuyasha, Kuroshitsuji, Baka to test, and so many that I can't think of right now XD

I have a thing for Music, anime, manga (so obvious), literature, and Food!! (especially chocolate and cake!! n.n)

Birthday:August 8 ((feel free to send me happy birthday note))

Horoscope:Leo. a rooster in the chinenese zodiac.

Food: almost EVERITHING. especialy Cake!! and hot chocolate.

Hobbies: Read, listen to music, write on my computer, sowe, sing and dance.

favorite animal: Bunnys, and dogs, sooo cute!! n.n

Bigest wish: I wish to meet the voice actors of Sailor moon and ohshc especially the voice of Tamaki!! (sigh). and I wish to have a great job when I grow up.

silly frases

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN STUPID, RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are temporary

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' OR call him saying "Seven days.." Preferably, both

FRIENDS:hides you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS:is probably the reason they're after you in the first place...

FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIEND: will help you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.

FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you.
BEST FRIENDS: will sit back and laugh.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

suggestions:

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!."

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore studying must be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

Guns don't kill people. Bullets Do.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's even funnier!

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

I ran with scissors and lived!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

a day without sunshine...is...well...night...

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

I’m not afraid of death what’s he gonna do kill me?

When you want to insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. so when you insult them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Being mature is overrated.

40 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous/annoyed/irritated

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.
7. Answer his questions with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.
9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”
10. Ask him if they have pizza.
11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.
12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.
16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
23. Ask if you could see the menu.
24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
27. Ask only for one slice.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.
35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.
36. Breath loudly.
37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”
40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

Haruhi replies!

Tamaki: Where have you been all my life?
Haruhi: Hiding from you.

Tamaki: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Haruhi: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Tamaki: Is this seat empty?
Haruhi: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Tamaki: Your place or mine?
Haruhi: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Tamaki: So, what do you do for a living?
Haruhi: I'm a female impersonator.

Tamaki: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Haruhi: Do not enter.

Tamaki: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Haruhi: Unfertilized.

Tamaki: Your body is like a temple.
Haruhi: Sorry, there are no services today.

Tamaki: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Haruhi: But would you stay there?

Tamaki: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Haruhi: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Tamaki: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Haruhi: Really, I'd put f and u together

well im running out of ideas. till next time. got to book it!!

XOXO

HaruhiUsangie0808