HI! I'm Elizabeth! Lets see I'm the girl who sits at her desk all quite like and reads. I'm also the girl who when she gets around her friends she could actually rule the world. I'm the girl who hates fighting, but will beat the crap out of anyone who hurts the people she loves. I'm the girl who wants to see the world and vist every place, not just the good but the bad. I'm the girl who loves God with no shame. I'm the girl who loves with all her heart knowing who easily it can break. And thats just how I am.

I'm in love with God. God's in love with me.
This is who I am and this is who I'll be.
And that settles it completely ~ Misty Edwards

Emi Taka: http:///gallery/#/d35i3ch

My friend drew this for my story Beautiful Picture. Hope ya'll like it :)

Other Stuff:

My Quotes:

"I do not believe in the impossiables of man, but I do believe in the possiables of God." ~me

"Music makes more sence then the real world most of the time." ~me

"It is a lot eaiser to trust than we make it seem. We just try to make it seem hard." ~me

"Words shape the world. without them how would I tell you I love you." ~me

"Words are easyier written then said." ~me

"I don't cry because I'm sad, I cry because it helps me to get over the saddness."~me

"When you cry it breaks my heart. Not because you're in pain but that I can't make it go away." ~me

"You are in fact a crazy loon, but I won't judge you." ~me

"Why run? Life is still going to follow you till you stop running... or die then it will just run you over." ~me

"It's a good thing I dont own a gun. A LOT of people would be dead." ~me

In math class* "I'm going to shoot myself in the foot then I'm going to shoot the teacher." ~me

"You have pretty eyes but you scare me. So I'm afraid to look at you." - Juan

"We are the Elizabethin Border Hoppers!" - Geradro

Toll free number* "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! I do NOT want to buy anything! I do NOT want to give you anything! And the MORE you call the LESS I want to vote for you!" *pauses* "Just take me off the calling list." ~me

"I want my own Contry" -Shannon
"Oh you are so silly! You are black so thats impossiable. But I am white so I rule the World!" ~me

"How is it that we live in America but I'm the only white person in this class of 60 students?" ~me

"If I can't depend on you, Then I'll depend on someone who is dependable, Like God." ~me

"Close only counts in horse shoes, Hand grenades and atom bombs" -Shannon F.

"Should we use a regular bass or the electric bass?"- ms. Enloe
"I want a gaint solo. I will turn my bass all the way up and we will drown out the rest of the orchestra." ~me
"Are you sure?" Ms. Enloe
"Yes. I will take over the concert with the power of my bass." ~me

Fun Facts: :)

-I dislike loud people.

- The only loud people I can stand our my friends in Orchastra

-I love it when Black people and Mexican People get overexcited

- My friends and I are extreamly mulit-racial so we make extream racial jokes without being racist :)

-I collect trash... (i often forget to throw it away)

-I prefer to eat other people's food

-I sit at my desk most of the day

- I hate it when people fold corrnors of a book page

-I have an unhealthy obbession with Stuffed animals

-I love to eat pickles

-I love anything with mint

-I hate it when people write storries and don't use correct grammer

-I tend to eat the same things everyday for weeks on end. Literality. (ex. 6:00am ceral, 9:45am cookie, 11:35am sandwitch with apple, 2:37pm cookie, 6:30pm sandwitch. Repeat)

- I hate being taller than people (I am a short person 5'3)

-I hate being late or early

-I eat browines/muffins with spoons (Shelby :))

-I hate when things flash

-I hate strob lights

-I play the upright bass and electric bass

- I want to join a band but i have no talent :(

- I make faces when I'm thinking. I tend to do this more when I'm in public rather than by myself

- I cant think of anything else.

Fav Books:

Gone, The Host (I read Twilight but The Host is way better.), Intertwined, The Left Behind serirs Maxiume Ride, Pendragon, Percey Jackson, The Sight, Wolf Brother, I read a lot and i cant remember all the books i read.

Fav Anime:

Black Bird, Black Butler, Bleach, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Ouran High School Host Club, Wolf's Rain

Fav Muisc Groups:

Carrie Underwood, Casting Crowns, The Classic Crime, Flyleaf, Fireflight, Green Day, Jeremy Camp, Linkin Park, Rascal Flatts, Rise Against, Skillet, Sugerland, Superchick, Three Days Grace, The Way (It's my youth group band. they are wicked awsome)

The Truth

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I feel honored to serve such a lord who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son, then copy and paste this in your profile, If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in HIS car.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to die eventually.

Smile. It confuses people.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

When women are deppressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

Things not to say on an airplane number 47 "Hi, Jack."

There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.

Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that instructble little black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why does the word Filipino start with letter "F"?

EMO= extravegentley made origami

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like.
When life gives you people you don't like, push them off bridges.

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

The race for perfection has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty.
Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I'm not you ugly. I'm not are ugly. Im not a ugly. Im not Jackass ugly. Now read the 3rd word in each sentence ... You have just wasted 45 seconds and got insulted.

yo-yos were invented as a weapon.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. - Demetri Martin

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should give the damn rabbit the tricks copy and paste this into your profile

If you know cookie monster did infact go to cookie rehab copy and paste this into your profile

Ways to annoy ppl in elevators:

1) When there's only 1 other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend that it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons & pretend they give you a shock. Smile & go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for the other people and push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you are on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say "Hey Greg, How's your day been?"

6) Drop and pen & wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream "NOOO THAT'S MINE!"

7) Bring a camera & take pictures of everyone on the elevator.

8) Bring a Twister mat and ask if people want to play.

9) Leave a box in the corner, when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

10) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

11) Stand really close to someone and sniff them occasionally.

12) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's ok! Don't panic, they will open again!"

13) Swat at flies that aren't there.

14) Call out, "Group Hug!" & then enforce it.

15) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut-Up, all of you, just shut up!"

16) Stand silently & motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

17) Stare at another passenger for awhile and then yell in horror, "Your one of THEM!" & then back away slowly.

18) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people.

19) Listen to the walls of the elevator with a stethoscope.

20) Make explosion noises when someone pushes a button.

21) Start, grinning at another passenger and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

22) Draw a square in the corner with a piece of chalk and then say to other people, "This is MY personal space, don't invade or I'll bite you!"

23) Whistle the 1st 7 notes of "It's a Small World" over and over again.

27) Crack open your purse and while peering inside ask, "Do you have enough air in there?"

29) When you get to your floor try and open the doors yourself and act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

30) Greet everyone who comes in the elevator with a big handshake.

32) When about 8 people are on the elevator moan.."Oh no! Not now! Damn motion sickness!"

33) Meow, occasionally.

36) Leave a box between the doors.

37) Start a sing-a-long.

38) When the elevator is silent ask, "Is that your beeper?"

39) Play the harmonica.

40) Say "Ding" at each floor.

41) Set up a chair and desk in the elevator, and whenever anyone gets on, say, "Hello! Welcome to my office. Do you have an appointment?"

42) Blow spit-bubbles.

43) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

44) Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it is getting larger!"

45) Whenever someone steps in the elevator in a deep voice say, "GET OUT!"

46) Act like you are having a seizure.

47) Break dance to elevator music.

48) Jump at each floor to make the elevator bounce.

49) Drop a bag of groceries and look around like it was the other peoples fault.

50) If you made anyone feel uncomfortable by doing any of these things tell them "Smile! You're on Candid Camera!" When they ask if you are serious just look away & sulk

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a word is mispelled in the dictionary, is it mispelled?

And if it is mispelled, how would we know?-AML

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when trasporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

E: Has gorgeous eyes
L: Smile to die for
I: Loves to smile and laugh
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times
A: Hot
B: Loves people
E: Has gorgeous eyes
T: A very good kisser
H: Easy to fall in love with

H: Easy to fall in love with
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
N: Can kick the shit out of you

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: American Idoit- Greenday

Waking Up: Wake up- Three Days Grace (Ironic much?)

First Day At School: Rooftops- Lost Prophets

Falling In Love: Kiss Me- New Found Glory (My fav version of that song)

Fight Song: The Hell Song- Sum 41

Breaking Up: Face Down- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Prom night: Tattoo- Jorden Sparks

Life: We all look elsewhere- The Classic Crime

Mental Breakdown: Phenomenon- Thousand Foot Krutch

Flashback: Head Strong- Trapt

Getting back together: I Hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace (XD)

Wedding: Crashed the Wedding- Busted (LOL)

Birth of Child: Unbreakable- FireFlight

Final Battle: This Is War- 30 Seconds to Mars

Funeral Song: Real Gone- Sheryl Crow

Final Credits: Grace Like Rain- Todd Agnew

The iPod Shuffle-
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. What is your motto?
Crazy Drems ~ Carrie Underwood

2. What do your friends think of you?
All Because of Jesus~ Sunpower chior 2009... (im on that CD :)

3. What do you think about most often?
In Between~ Liknin Park

4. What is 2+2?
Who Needs Air~ The Classic Crime

5. What do you think of your best friend?
Praise You in the Storm ~ Casting Crowns

6. What do you think about the person you like?
All I can Do ~ Jump5

7. What is your life story?
God of this City ~ Unknown

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Times~ Tenth Avane North

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Shining Star ~ Backstreet Boys :)

10. What do your parents think of you?
The Call ~ Backstreet Boys... yeahh

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Riot~ Three Days GRace

12. What will they play at your funeral?
21 Guns

13. What is your hobby/interest?
This is War~ 30 Seconds to Mars

14. What is your biggest secret?
Grave Digging~ the Classic Crime

15. What do you think of your friends?
Sadie's Hawkiens Dance ~ Relinet K

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Kiss Me ~ New Found Glory

17. How will you die?
Healing Hand of God ~ Jermay Camp (umm isnt is supose to be Healing? not killing)

18.What is the one thing you will regret?
Get another Boyfriend~ Backstreet Boys (yeah)

19. What makes you laugh?
Everytime~ Britney Spears

20. What makes you cry?
The Night Before Life Goes on~ Carrie Underwood

21. Will you ever get married?
Miracal~ Cascada

22. What scares you the most?
American Dream~ Casting Crowns

23. Does anyone like you?
You are my Joy~ WTL (aka my youth group band)

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?
White Houses~ Vanessa Carlton

25. What hurts right now?
When She cries~ Britt Nicole

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere. (Done)
2. Moo when they say your name. (Done)
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls. (Done)
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" (HAHA Done)
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. (Very Done)
9. Say all of the words in a film. (Everytime i do that my mother tries to kill me.)
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen. (Done)
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. (Done)
14. Try and climb the wall. (Done)
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!" (lol Done)
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" (Done)
18. Eat your hair. (Done)
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!" (Done)
21. Pretend to be a phone. (done)
22. Try to swim in the floor. (done)
23. Tap on their door all night (done)

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . .

DESCRIBE

Your heritage: many different things.
The shoes you wore today: flip-flops
Your weakness: things im afraid of
Your fears: Wind, night, being alone
One thing you'd like to achieve: Grow up and get a good job i love

WHAT IS
Your thoughts first waking up: *rolls over and falls back asleep*
The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: eyes/hair
Your best physical feature: i guess my eyes
Your bedtime: mum says 11 i say whenever i dont wanna watch Tv anymore xP
Your greatest accomplishment: errrrr i got almost all A's this year?
Your most missed memory: dont know

YOU PREFER
Pepsi or coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: no fast food
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: huh?
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: Tea
Bras or Panties: Bras i guess.

DO YOU
Smoke: no i promised my daddy i wouldnt
Cuss: not often. only when i wanna make a strong point
Take a shower everyday: yes. i dislike being smelly
Have a crush(es): *bluhes*... yes
Do you think you've been in love:well its complicated
Want to go to college: Yes
Like high school: its ok i guess
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: sometimes and only with my left hand xP
Believe in yourself: depends
Get motion sickness: when i read in the car
Think you're attractive: depends how im feeling.
Think you're a health freak: not really
Get along with your parents: i try. better than a lot of teenagers, thats for sure
Like thunderstorms: sometimes
Play an instrument: Both the upright bass and electric bass

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU
Drank alcohol: No
Smoke(d): No
Done a drug: No
Have Sex: No
Made Out: no
Go to the mall: yeah went shopping with my bestie
Eaten sushi: no ick!
Been on stage: no
Gone skating: no
Made homemade cookies: no
Been in love: comlicated
Dyed your hair: bangs are blue and my hair is black
Stolen anything: does a flower from my nebiors yard count when i was 7? (fyi i put it back)

HAVE YOU EVER
Flown on a plane: Yes
Missed school because it was raining: yeah... my whole county cancled school... my county is queer
Told a guy/girl that you liked them: no
Cried during a Movie: yeah
Ever thought an animated character was hot: sigh yes i cant escape it i just love them.
Had an imaginary friend: yup! i had 3; Penny, Treca, Lisa. and animal friends
Been on stage: yuppers!
Cut your hair: once when my bangs got to long.
Had crush on a teacher: no i've never had a lot of male teachers and the ones i did have were mean. .Played a game that required removal of clothing: uh no.

Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no
Been caught "doing something": no
Been called a tease: no
Gotten beaten up: i avoid that kinda thing.
Been in a fight: well it wasnt a fight fight... he just pissed me off... does sparing at tae kwon do count?
Shoplifted: No

THE FUTURE
Age you hope to be married: 27
Numbers and Names of Children: 1. Elijah or Chris 2&3. (i want twins) Clay (older) Ryan(younger) 4. Sarha Faith
Descibe your Dream Wedding: in a feild with lots of white daisies... or in my home chruch.
How do you want to die: old i wanna live to see the next century... i will be 105 years old
What do you want to be when you grow up: pycologist
What country would you most like to visit: the whole world

-O-P-P-O-S-I-T-E- SEX:
IN SOMEONE ELSE
Best eye/hair color: blue/ depends
Short or long hair: depends xP
Best height: freakishly tall. i love giant ppl its so fun standing next to them 3
Best weight: ummm muscley
Best first date location: depends.
Best first kiss location: somewhere special to the both of us.

NUMBER OF
Number of girl/boyfriends you've had: 0 (unless you count the one i had when i was 5)
Number of kisses you've given: 0
Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
Number of people I could trust with my life: 4
Number of CDs that I own: plezz dont make me count
Number of piercings: 4 two in wach ear
Number of tattoos: 0 but im gonna get some.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: um once i think (it wasnt even where i lived its was 200 miles away xP lame)
Number of scars on my body: um to personal
Number of things in my past that I regret: uh again to personal

FAVORITES
Shampoo: ummm the stuff that smells good!
Fav Color: blue/green... its a mix of the 2 colors... i cant spell it
Day/Night: Day
Summer/Winter: winter
Lace or Satin: ? no
Fave Cartoon Character: well *rambles a little* and then a couple more.
Fave Food: food that i eat?
Fave Movies: Harry Potter xP
Fave sport: Tae Kwon Do
Fave sports stars: Albert Pujols (GO CARDINALS!)

RIGHT NOW

Wearing: tank top and gym shorts
Drinking: nothing
Thinking about: how long this question thing is
Listening to: Yours to Hold~ Skillet

IN THE LAST 24 HRS

Cried: um yeah
Worn jeans: no
Met someone: um my friends but no one new
Done laundry: no but i really need to
Drove a car: yeah
Talked on the phone: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Yourself: sometimes
Your friends: yes
Santa Claus: i wish
Tooth Fairy: no
Destiny/Fate: Yeah. God has a plan its the same thing
Angels: yes
Ghosts: depends
UFO's: well its hard for me to make up mind about that.
God: He is my light.

FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name: i hate my middle name
Do you like anyone: as in like a crush or just as friends? cuz yes
Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Amelia
Who have you known the longest of your friends??: Jared we dont talk much but we chat from time to time. (we've knonw each other senice dipper days)
Are you close to any family member: i would like to think so yes
Who do you hang around the most: my buddies cuz i loves them
When have you cried the most: um again to personal
What's the best feeling in the world: Being with God
Worst Feeling: not feeling God

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On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

My names

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Elizabeth

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Eliizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Teal Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Peck Hounds

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Horeleck

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blue Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lrceuja

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lisa

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Blacky (o_0?) jk black spot

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (even if you are or arent black, how can you not love fried chicken?)
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (read the top of the list again )
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (actually i hate parties. i have never been to one other than b-day parties)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (fail my parents make me work to get what i want)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOM
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (Its not JUST boys, its everybody, lol)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame (i kinda am. im no good at it -_-)
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (ok so i do. its cuz i want to not because of religon.)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (Trick or treat. every year)
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring
If I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality

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