twilightistheawesomest
 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. hey my name is Savannah. LINKS ARE AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!! Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over Whenever I get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for jasper. I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom Cindy, my dad Nick, my older brother Collin Or my younger brother Chan-Chi. hummm thats a hard one...I think it's... Collin. ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? lime green blue and white 2, Name one person who made you smile today: my cousin Rose 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: sleeping!! yay its summer 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? looking at peoples profiles 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Hersheys 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? HELL TO THE NO!! 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? Night Mom Love You. 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Strawburry 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Dr. Pepper 10, Do you like your wallet? Yes if i didn't like it then why would i have it? 11, What was the last thing you ate? Cereal 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? ummm no i don't think so 13, The last sporting event you watched? i don't like sports 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? the kind that has the extra butter 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? my friend Mikayla 16, Ever go camping? Yes!! 17, Do you take vitamins daily? yes...when i remember 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? Nope 19, Do you have a tan? im naturally kinda dark skinned 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? yes 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? ummmmm no who dose? 22, What did your last text message say? hey 23, What are you doing tomorrow? i don't know ask me tomorrow 25, Look to your left, what do you see? a wall 26, What color is your watch? i don't wear a watch 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? kangaroos 28, What is your birthstone? Emerald 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? both 30, What is your favorite number? 6,420 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? my grandmaw 32, Any plans today? ummm its like night so no 33, How many states have you lived in? 1 34, Biggest annoyance right now? my moms stupid dog that won't stop barking 35, Last song listened to? I love you 5- Never Shout Never =) 36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? z,y,x,w...uhhhh...Nope i used to be able... to but then i forgot 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? no 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? my black and pink polka-doted flip-flops 39, Are you jealous of anyone? no 40, Is anyone jealous of you? how am i supposed to know go ask those people that might be jealous of me 41, Do you love anyone? family and friends 42, Do any of your friends have children? i have a friend with one on the way 43, What do you usually do during the day? school/read/computer/watch tv 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? hate is a strong word lol 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? i don't know do you? 46, What color is your car? im not old enough...or am i?? nope im not 47, Do you like cats? kinda 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? nope 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yea lots of fun 50, How did you get your worst scar? in the 3ed grade i fell through the big hole thing on my friend's deck by their pool that leads to the pull pump and i fell through and landed on the pool pump i cut my side on it. yup. If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall. You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash. The dimensions of the Space Shuttle, one of humanities greatest achievements, were specified over 2500 years ago by a horse. () () Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have the Cullens, the wolf pack, AND cookies) They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, now would you? You know, there are poor people in Africa who can’t afford sarcasm, and yet you abuse it! Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !) Death is hereditary. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. When you dial a Mental Hospital... RING...RING... Welcome to the Psychiatric Ward. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear Advice: Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Never try to baptize a cat. 1. He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me 2. Oh yea? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you? 3. Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you? 4. I can't remember the last time I forgot something. 5. Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students. 6. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? 7. Why remember quotes when you can make them up? Ways to annoy people: Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Ask people what gender they are. Practice making fax and modem noises. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Speak only in a "robot" voice. Blow your nose when some one is eating. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " ! Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Name your dog "Dog." Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace." Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. Set alarms for random times. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. only type in lowercase. dont use any punctuation either Repeat everything someone says, as a question. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. Wear a LOT of cologne. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. Never make eye contact. Never break eye contact. Make appointments for the 31st of September. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted Meaning of color and your birthday!! Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday Rosalie's the prettiest. Emmett's the strongest. Bella is the klutziest. Carlisle is the smartest. Edward's the fastest. Alice is the hyperest. Esme is the nicest. Renesmee is the most unique. But ONLY Jasper can paint himself Green, sit in a corner alone while getting attacked by squirrels and STILL make you feel jealous of him. I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder. WIWAVS: Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. CULLENISM: my new religion I'm the kind of girl who gets fired at an M&M company because I threw the W's away. I'm the kind of girl who sit's in worl history class and plans to dominate the world. I'm the kind of girl who wonders "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me. I'm the kind of girl who's favorite math problem is the following; slinkies+escalators= never ending fun. Fine go tell your friends I'm crazy and obsessive, I'll just tell mine you're gay. Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (i'm the leader) Normal people worry me. The snack that smiles back... until you bite their head off. bites rainbow- It does not taste like skittles! Jasper laughs at your mood ring! POP! I popped a baloon in your face. Now your staring at the computer like it's the idiot. No, maybe it's you. Because baloons can't explode on the computer. Well, who's stupid now? And it's still me. ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) Sad: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart My Mother Taught Me… 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. COPY AND PASTES!! If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) ) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P! If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste. ADD is Automatic Death Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of kids come from broken families, if you like COOKIES, copy and paste this onto your profile If you had a choice between human and vampire, and you would choose vampire, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are dead, copy and paste this to your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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If everything around you brings some kind of reminder of Twilight, copy this into your profile If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile If you think normal people are boring, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, do not copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What wasyour first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!) Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes. If you think i Pods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this onto your profile If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you abesoutely believe the people in twilight are real, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those freakin kids should just give the rabbit the damn' Trix, copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile You say Robert... If you meet a family of pale people named Carmile, Esmina, Isabel, Rosalice, Emmery, Alicea, Jasmund, Renesmeeice, and Edwin Collins-they're the Cullens in disguise don't let them go! Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Your good friend: will comfort you when he rejects you. Your best friend: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Your good friend: will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Your best friend: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Your good friend: helps you up when you fall. Your best friend: keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" Your good friend: helps you find your prince. Your best friend: kidnaps him and brings him to you. Your good friend: will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Your best friend: will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" Your good friend: will offer you a soda. Your best friend: will dump theirs on you. Your good friend: gives you their umbrella in the rain. Your best friend: takes yours and says, "Run -bitch - run!" Your good friend: will help you move. Your best friend: will help you move the bodies. Your good friend :will bail you out of jail. Your best friend: will be next to you saying, "We really screwed up this time" Your good friend: has never seen you cry. Your best friend: won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore. Your good friend: asks you to write down your number. Your best friend: has you on speed dial. Your good friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Your best friend: will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. Your good friend: knows a few things about you. Your best friend: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. Your good friend: tells you she knows how you feel. Your best friend: just sits down and cries too. Your good friend: Will help you find my way when your lost. Your Best friend: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions. Your good friend: Will help you learn to drive. Your Best friend: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance. Your good friend: Will watch your pets when you go away. Your Best friend: Is not allowed to watch your pets anymore because of what happened last time. Your good friend: Will go to a concert with you Your Best friend: Will kidnap the band with you Your good friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Your Best friend: Calls your parents "Mom" or "Dad" Your good friend: Hides you from the cops. Your Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after you in the first place. Your good friend: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public Your Best Friend: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too. Your good friend: shouts "BYE!" down the hall at school, not caring who thinks ur crazy. Your Best friend: Shouts "I LOVE YOU" down the hall at school not caring who thinks ur gay. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever Guess who said these quotes: I wasn't born yesterday, and neither were you. If you were congratulations on learning how to read at such a young age. Everything here is etible. Even I am edible, but that is cannibalism my children and frowned upon in most societies. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak who greets us all by name, knows everything about us, and wants to know which room she can move into. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto? This is weird, but interesting! If you COPY AND PASTE ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT -- Random Questions If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit? "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." A day without sunshine is like... night. Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: Scary-a.. thing.. Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.' There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.' When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.' (Ha, like I'll die... I'll be a vampire!) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?' Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.' Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! My favorite word is sarcasm. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that. I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write any of the Cullen boys or Jacob Black is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. Crazy is when you and your friend start a "I HATE VICTORIA" fan club,or when you stare in a mirror and have a staring contest with yourself, or when you memorize every quote from Twilight the movie!!If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! “We say we love flowers... One bright day in the middle of the night, In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while unconscious."(oh but thats the only time i can do my hair) On a bag of Fritos:"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."(the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(how do u use regular soap?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(really i thought you ate it when it was frozen) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(well to late for that) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product may be hot after heating."(oh u thought it would be cold after HEATING it) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."(but that would save time) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(the world would be safer if 5yr olds didn't drive after taking cough meds) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(no really i thought taking sleep aid would help me stay awake) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(as apposed to where...?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(now im worried) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(talk about obvious) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(so im not supposed 2 throw them) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(really i thought my costume would give me super spidy powers) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."(was a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a Bottle of hand lotion: "Pour on hands and rub in." (Wait. so your not supposed to eat it?) Rember it takes 43 muscels to FROWN "My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.” "If you know me, chances are you hate me." "Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." "Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." "The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." "Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad." "Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." "If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" "I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." "Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. List 12 Twilight characters. (In no particular order) 1.Esme 2.Alice 3.Emmett 4.Jacob 5.Carlisle 6.Renesmee 7.Jasper 8.Bella 9.Seth 10.Angela 11.Charlie 12.Rosalie 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Nessie and Charlie Heck No! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Jacob Yes! Very 3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? if Em got Jake preggers? I don't think thats gonna happen lol 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Seth. Yes i do 5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? Alice and Charlie. HECK NO! 6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten? Carlisle/Bella or Carlisle/Charlie? i think a 5/10 would be funny 7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex? If Esme walked in on Carlisle and Renesmee having sex? I think the whole family would have some kind of mental breakdown 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Emmett Cullen leaves Rosalie for...Angela! 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Rosalie and Jasper. I suck at titles so idk 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? If Jacob wanted to de-flower Esme. Ummm i cant even imagine that one *shutter* 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Emmett. I dunno 13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion? What might Emmett scream at a great moment of passion? Dose anyone really know that answer? 14) Choose a song that best fits Eight. Bella? Josh Golden-I fall down. it doesn't really describe her but the tidal dose and i like that song 15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? For Nessie and Esme. Warning: Contains really sweet bonding moments 16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two? Y would Esme wanna use a pick-up line on Alice? 17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? umm i don't really know 18) "1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.” Esme and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Jasper runs off with Jacob. Esme, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Charlie and, a brief unhappy affair with Rosalie, then follows the wise advice of Carlisle and finds true love with Emmett. Wow that is wrong on so many levels 19)Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? im gonna have to say Nessie because she seem smart and Charlie doesn't really seem like professor material. 20)Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? Alice? umm i don't really know how to answer that 21)12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Rosalie sends Bella on a mission to find the prettiest mirror and Bella failed because right as she was about to hand it to Rose she tripped and shattered the mirror =( What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Being the sexiest Doctor ever. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? I like Bella but Jasper all the way he was in a freaking vamp army. Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! GASP. SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU MEN SHOULDNT USE PICKUP LINES :D Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Rock, Paper, Scissors? I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile?Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper just get a giant rock and let them hold a piece of paper throw the rock at them and when the rock knocks them out just say fuck i thought you said paper could beat rock Sayings From Emily Allen 'If I had a baseball bat I'd hit you with it.' 'Hurt the ones I love about again and I will show you the meaning of hell on Earth' 'You really shouldn't have pissed off the person who can make your life hell.' 'I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.' 'I don't give shit what they said because I'm right and they are wrong and I know you can do it.' 'I'll give my life for you because mine isn't as important to me than yours.' 'I never said I was all that, you just assumed it because you wanted me to admit that I think it.' 'Do you really want to try and kick my ass?' 'Bite me and I'll bite back.' 'Ha! Like I would give a shit if I get in trouble.' 'You want me, then come get me.' 'You can cry a river of tears as much as you want but in the end they'll disappear when they evaporate from the heat of your anger.' 'Did you just call me a bitch? Too bad because that's what I am.' 'Get me a damn crobar so I can beat you with it.' 'Get your ass back here so I can kick it.' 'I have no excuse for kicking his ass but that he made my bestfriend cry.' 'Lay a hand on my crew and I'll come after you.' 'After every hurtful word you scream at me, every slap you hit me with, everything is broken from you throwing them, I'll stay by yourside as strong as a rock because I know you don't mean it and need me.' 'I'll always come to save your damn ass because that's what a soldier girl does.' 'It's hard to break when you are already broken.' 'Don't ask me stupid questions, it pisses me off.' 'I'll fight with the ferocity of a thousand wolves if you come after my friends.' 'Come at me with the intent to kill and one of you might be left standing.' 'I fight because I refuse to let someone else fight for me.' 'Just because you lost hope in the world doesn't mean you can loose hope in its people.' 'I was tired, broken, hurt, sad, pained, lost, and left for dead while you walked away. That is what made me strong.' 'Before you come complaining to me you might want to think about the difference between your not so bad problem and my haunting past.' 'Tell me. How can I cry when the tears are stuck behind the dam in my heart that holds everything back.' 'I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?' 'There is only one thing that could have ever killed me and it has already happened. Congrats guys. You are looking at a zombie!' 'When I said I'll smack you I did. When I said I'll bite you I did. When I said I'll kick your ass I did. What makes you think when I say no I mean yes you dumbass shithead?' 'Fighting for you is all I know how to do.' 'I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while being left by you.' 'I'm a terrible liar. Guess not because you just believed me.' 'I'm not some innocent little girl who needs to be protected.' 'Do you honestly think that I won't kick your ass because you are the judge's son? I know the Judge, he came to my last bail out.' 'I don't leave you because I know what it feels like to be left.' 'Don't say you understand, because you don't and you will never understand.' 'My life story seems happy, that's just because I edited out all the bad parts.' Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! SAD: This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Mommy...Dylan brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others, And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". OMC- Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' Thє Twιlιght Sαgα ιs α Drug... And I'm Proud To Bє Addιctєd TWILIGHT OATH: A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Eclipse How long did it take you to read the books? idk a week or two Who introduced you to the books? my friends Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I bought them Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the rest of the movies Favorites: Who is your favorite character? I can't decide between Esme or Alice Who's your favorite male vampire? Emmett Who's your favourite female vampire? I can't decide between Esme or Alice Who is your favorite werewolf? I can't decide between Jake or Seth What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak who greets us all by name, knows everything about us, and wants to know which room she can move into.-Edward-Eclipse-ch.13 pg.302 or How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?-Alice-New Moon-ch.19 pg.439 What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? the meadow probably What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? idk How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? "How Apposed Are You To Grand Theft Auto?" What was your favorite adventure/battle? The one in Eclipse Which book cover was your favorite? breaking dawn Are these books among your favorite books of all? duhh!! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? New Moon New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Are you more excited about New Moon Movie or Midnight Sun? New Moon New Moon Movie or the Eclipse Movie? Eclipse Movie Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward cause of Nessie:) Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Bella Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice? Alice Jasper or Edward? Jasper Carlisle or Esme? Esme Emmett or Jasper? Emmett Emmett or Jacob? Emmett Bella or Rosalie? Bella Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Jacob Sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? Embry Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires list of stuff 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Funny Sayings from random webs: The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station… The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You can’t be late until you show up. Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. Things learned in from Twilight: The future is not always set in stone you cane enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine Verify news before doing something stupid Love can be like heaven in the middle of hell They can't make them like a Cullen any more You don't have to be scared of doctors. Especially vampire doctors! Mythical creatures seem to like rain. having a pulse is over-rated Real men sparkle Hybrids are cool 'Vegatarian' has many meanings Clumsy is not something to be ashamed of Rain isn't an omen, just unavoidable Hearing voices in your head doesn't mean you're crazy you can lie in your thoughts What's dangerous to the body is dangerous to the heart stupid lambs and sick masochistic lions are good pairs Everyone has a soul mate, even if it takes a hundred years to find yours Imprinting can suck Nothing beats an irritable grizzly. 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