I'm working on a story with DreamerGirl love Walking Dead for PErcy Jackson and the Olympians. THe first story is called Long Live Love and the sequel is The Insane, the Kidnapped, and the Other.

Attention! ATTENTION! VERY IMPORTANT!!! If you need to PM me and can't then PM DreamerGirl love Walking Dead, or vampires, or Hunger Games, or whatever she's currently obsessing with and she'll pass along the message. I'm having some technical difficulties and my PMing messes up sometimes. I have no clue why, but it does. If anybody knows how to fix it PLEASE PM me.

Thanks,

-Miggy not Fax

A friend will share their umbrella when you forget yours,

A best friend will take yours and run.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you,

A best friend will go up to him and say 'It's because you're gay isn't it?'

A friend will bail yo out of jail,

A good friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'We messed up didn't we?'But a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'WHOA! That was fun. In ten years when we get out of this rat hole we're doing that again!"

A friend will be there when you break up,

A best friend will call him in the middle of the night under a private numbert and whisper 'Seven days until your death'

A friend will help you when you fall,

A best friend will laugh because she (or he) tripped you.

A friend will help yo find your Prince Charming,

A best friend will kidnap him and bring him to me

A friend helps you move,

A best friend helps you move the bodies.

A friend could tell one of your secrets,

A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life.

A friend will teach you to drive,

A best friend will help you push the car into the lake for insurance money.

A friend will go to a concert with me,

A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide you from the cops,

A best friend is the reason they're after you.

If you think your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto you profile.

If your best friend is the type who would set your houses on fire just to hook the two of you up with fire men copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have been ask more than once if you are ADHD copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you prefer the term anti-sane to YOU PSYCHO C&P

When you rain on my parade i break out my slip and slide.

When people are being mean walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from the retards and have their shoes!

When someone makes you mad remember this. It takes up to seventy muscles to frown but it only takes four to punch somebody.

Remember you should never cry over a boy. If they make you cry, they're not worth you. And if they're worth you they won't make you cry.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Never knock on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates it when people do that.

The voices in my head may not be real but they've got some great ideas.

You think the world is full of crazy people? Oh yeah? Really? WELL I'M THEIR LEADER! GET 'EM!

It's you and me against the world. We attack at midnight.

I like running with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every little second of it.

10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% demon child so you better be nice!

If you keep telling me to be more like you and stop to smell the roses then I'll laugh when you inhale a bee.

i'm bored with nothing to do and a baseball bat. *My friend* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who cares about hugs?!?!?!?! If i see you I'm gonna tackle you.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

I have never had a boyfriend, I am not popular, a have hardly any friends, I'm almost always alone, I am called weird, retarded, nerd, and a freak behind my back and to my face.

You have had loads of boyfriends, you're very popular, you have a lot of friends, are always surronded by people, and is never called weird, retarded, nerd or a freak.

But I am happier. I have never had my heart broken, I don't feel as much peer presure, I know who my real friends are, I have time for just me and my thought, and I don't care what people think of me.

And I know what's really important in life.

This is about all the child abuse that goes on in the world. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think it should be stopped.

My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid; I must be bad,
What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy, would still want to hug me,

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all,
Or else im locked up, All day long,

When im awake im all alone,
The house is dark, My folks aren’t home,

When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight,

I just heard a car, My daddy is back,
From Charlie’s bar,

I try to hide, From his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,

He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault, He suffers at work,

He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more,
I finally get free, And run to the door,

He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, Hard against the wall,

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape,

The hurt and the pain, Again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!

And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor,

My name is tiffany, I am three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me

Dreams are just what your heart wants but your mind doesn't know.

ABCDEFG gummy bears are chasing me, one is green, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my lie, cuz the red one has a knife.

Has anyone else noticed that on Friday the calendar say WTF

I used to be love drunk,

But now I'm hungover,

Our love is forever,

Forever is over.

We used to kiss all night,

Now it's just a barfight,

So don't call me cryin',

Say hello to good bye...

(Boys Like Girls -Love Drunk)

You think I'm pretty,

Without any make-up on,

You think I'm funny,

When I tell the punch line wrong.

(Teenage Dream -Katy Perry)

Me and my friends are the type of people who prefer to get drunk on juice boxes and high on life

'Watch this ya'll' -Famous last words of a redneck

I am an India.

Having courage is not the lack of fear. It's knowing that something else is more important and continue to fight.

I have a voice in my head named Henry. He can be mean to me. He thinks I have problems. I told him to shut up. He said that if I wasn't nicer to him he would kill me. Now I'm scared.

TO ME FROM ME

Note to self: Next time you go to juvie bring your own snacks. The food sucks.

Note to self: Some people find it strange when you stand there and argue with yourself. Some people find it even stranger when you lose the arguement.

Note to self: Remember to write a note to self. CHECK!

Thing I love

Reading

Writing

Hardy Boys

Harry Potter

Hunger Games

Dukes of Hazzard

Blue eyes and brown eyes

Music

Things I hate

Tea

Balogna

SPAM

Wimps

Spoiled People

Brats

Snobby Rich Kids

MY HARDY BOYS CAST

Frank http:///blink/Actors/mitchel_musso/mitchel_musso_1276481697.jpg

Joe http:///display_pic_with_logo/11733/11733,1240297819,1/stock-photo-serious-teenage-boy-on-a-tan-background-28873459.jpg

Fenton http:///-1UZsmvZrdms/Te2_umR4mcI/AAAAAAAAAec/Brtfr4_GM8o/s320/joey-tribbiani-picture.jpg

Laura http:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHnQHQRE2a2YuG5HAWLczMjiVxRH05J4q4g9KARaE_wCeUGaVM&t=1

Chet http:///imgres?imgurl=http:///wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Chester-Chet-Haze-Hanks.jpg&imgrefurl=http:///2011/01/13/tom-hanks-son-chester-chet-haze-hanks-can-rap/&usg=_sdMVosth85oXtH-0AcMs40pUC7E=&h=400&w=600&sz=41&hl=en&start=112&zoom=1&tbnid=E-zQGBO9zkEfCM:&tbnh=133&tbnw=177&ei=1bwITrOgKMOatwf2rvHCDQ&prev=/search_enUS432&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=60&page=5&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:112&tx=104&ty=56

Iola http:///blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/istock_000006850928xsmall.jpg

Biff http:///file_thumbview_approve/12524013/2/istockphoto_12524013-portrait-of-a-happy-teenage-boy.jpg

Vanessa http:///display_pic_with_logo/18/18,1126022035,1/stock-photo-close-up-of-a-beautiful-teen-girl-with-blonde-hair-and-hazel-eyes-shot-in-studio-over-white-536379.jpg

Phil http:///2011/04/images-1.jpg

Chief Collig http:///400wm/400/400/lisafx/lisafx0805/lisafx080500135/3100645-handsome-middle-aged-police-officer--full-body-isolated-on-white--badge-and-patches-are-generic-not-.jpg

Gray Man http:///wp-content/images/Gianni.jpg

Gertrude http:///_BNIYqA38e-8/TQsHbNJj8gI/AAAAAAAAAHk/MuQVXp24ZCM/S220/IMG_1731.jpg

Tony http:///albums/b58/sockrgoddess12/Hardy/TonyPrito-BenBarnes.jpg

Con Riley http:///wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Police_officer_in_riot_gear.jpg

Callie http:///_a2C0A3JD998/TM46R3drJPI/AAAAAAAAAfo/LYgmRndhvvo/s1600/3010my3.jpg

Jack Wayne http:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNfgKH2d3IDOYNHyWBGLWsDAbQ3gnXmYkSSwnnBMpeg8dlYGXVmw&t=1

Little Frank http:///display_pic_with_logo/516343/516343,1304923176,2/stock-photo-portrait-of-an-adorable-young-preschool-boy-with-funny-hair-on-dark-background-77252083.jpg

Little Joe http:///thumblarge_634/1316726495AP7rE4.jpg

My Maximum Ride Cast

Max http:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfTDQqLs5dWnKcNdQq_K479d1tgP0_OWA7LzZRXmryGSpqKmPx&t=1

Fang http:///9/9dd/g_fullxfull.7583.jpg

Iggy http:///400wm/400/400/luminis/luminis0808/luminis080800240/3465945-teenage-boy-looking-out-window-in-urban-environment-interior.jpg

Nudge http:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfcSfNzkShxnoTPEDb_MX2dgpElM2bdWyRz65Gcp5kOKhGVxDE0g&t=1

Gazzy http:///WI/223/1491/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1491R-137013.jpg or http:///file/view/Albert.jpg/233364660/Albert.jpg

Angel http:///member/9bf63e0b-12a4-4275-a62e-c9dd47b5c959/uploadedartwork/450X450/a8bea6bd-c95e-4d19-822c-10be696aca72.jpg

Dr. Martinez http:///file_thumbview_approve/5942500/2/istockphoto_5942500-face-of-hispanic-woman-no-make-up.jpg

Ella http:///img2/hairstyles/300x400/312-little.jpg

Jeb http:///fotos/thum4/018/096/esy-001013532.jpg

Ari http:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdbwtw5gl7_TZSv-QTiQlRuaen9l4oITC5WjJ7KMb0FoslsOQ-&t=1

Dylan http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lucas-till-226x300.jpg

Total http:///sites/misc/img/31701_black-dog-names-3.jpg

Little Max http:///Image/1566/Thumb/1566-560402.jpg

Little Fang http:///cutcaster-photo-100042906-Young-Boy.jpg

Little Iggy http:///Marketplace/1971441_P_Young-Blonde-Boy-in-Hooded.jpg

Little Gazzy http:///file_thumbview_approve/2416913/2/istockphoto_2416913-portrait-of-blonde-little-boy.jpg

Little Angel http:///2011/06/baby_girl_blonde.jpg

Even Though There Already is a Harry Potter Movie Here's Another Cast if I Couldn't Use Any of the Real Actors and With Some of the People in the Picture Being a Little Older or Younger

Harry http:///file_thumbview_approve/4661645/2/istockphoto_4661645-moody-boy-in-black-and-white.jpg

Ron http:///img/19309/wm/pd1502502.jpg

Hermione http:///400wm/66/179/andreykuzmin/andreykuzmin0911/andreykuzmin091100133/5814495-fullface-portrait-of-serious-little-girl-with-beautiful-green-eyes-and-blond-hair.jpg

Mrs. Weasley http:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkk_LjR4SUWpPO3wxISNB7_EMH8TtVNfoulAgBCVZSsgeAWFbb9A

Mr. Weasley http:///-eBM9bgAOEy4/Te0ID-5BNnI/AAAAAAAAFss/1cQzBQNUc8M/s400/Red_hair_men.jpg

Bill http:///xt/56399935.jpg?v=1&g=fs1&s=1

Charlie http:///cutcaster-photo-100257519-Formal-Red-Head.jpg

Fred and George http:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9yohRYBfNlz13UGQz73afIXNlLNF924annH1yfbj-0pIZOc041A But with red hair

Ginny http:///400wm/400/400/dkapp12/dkapp120704/dkapp12070400020/862783-a-very-young-red-haired-girl-holding-a-yellow-daffodil.jpg

Colin Creevey http:///display_pic_with_logo/70627/70627,1200835737,1/stock-photo-handsome-boy-showing-off-his-perfect-smile-he-has-blonde-hair-and-brown-eyes-with-a-small-birth-8733898.jpg

Dennis Creevey http:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuA8RiQd0t6lzT3S5nu7VfvVHhx8GraJj0cSoJBb3zyZl2fMhC

Draco Malfoy http:///img/pixtal/pt379/cd379031.jpg

More Later

Your Guy Side

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
XDogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice (Sometimes)
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night

Total: 24 (I'm actually a girl.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance. (My mom made me take ballet when I was super little up until I started refusing to go because I didn't like it *cough*hated*cough cough*.)
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. (Not unless you count shaving barbies.)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 1 1/2

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot one another,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for the referee,

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout 'hooray',

A paralyzed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came and got those two dead boys.

ME: *Singing in a whisper* I'm to attractive for my chocolate, I'm too attractive for my chocolate

My Brother: Did you just say-

ME: NO

Cashier Lady: O.O

My Mom: *Smacks me on the back of my head*

-Me and my brother buying candy at a gas station with my mom

Mary Grace: What does the MS stand for?
Mallory: I have no clue

Me: MS stands for middle school.

Mary Grace: Oh, that makes sense

ME: YEY! I'm mildly intelligent!

Mary Grace: No, you're really not.

Me: Aw... *Sad face with bottom lip sticking out*

Mary Grace: Oh don't cry

Me: *Sad face*

Mallory who still has much to learn and does not understand us in the slightest: *O.O*

Me: *gets over it* I just don't have any common sense

Mary Grace: Yep *Pats my head*

Me: YEY!

-Me, Mary Grace, and Mallory getting out schedules for school.

Me: *Grinning evilly at a role of ducktape* Oh, this is going to be a good wedding.

-Me getting ready to go to a wedding

My Hunger Games Cast Using None of The Actors That Will Be In the Movie

Katniss http:///wallpapers/ellenpage1.jpg

Gale http:///image/photos/23200000/Falling-Skies-Hal-Mason-falling-skies-23228572-500-375.jpg

Peeta http:///_wjFt2itTLss/TQQvF7jIUyI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/JBRxZ0htlOQ/s1600/2zxr2gn.jpg But he needs to be a little older

Prim http:///ew/dynamic/imgs/101206/Elle-Fanning_240.jpg

Mrs. Everdeen http:///-jLOgVvkUNm0/Te2G07McaUI/AAAAAAAAAMI/Bmq8EdsoAao/s760/Paula-Mrs.Everdeen.bmp

Rue http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2523259/Miggy_not_Fax

Cato http:///_PC8edlfOXp0/TOZ9HT486PI/AAAAAAAAAK8/48K3ufDqXwA/s1600/cato.jpg

Clove http:///wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Isabelle-Fuhrman-Clove.jpg

Foxface http:///jpg/00/19/31/60/400_F_19316087_j95nz48aOakrmxMRfqfB1tGdm3NPdNpC.jpg

I'll finish up later.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA…
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Yea, I am, but that doesn’t mean you’re right, one thing does not anything to do with the other...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.( What?? Not at all… I just think it's screwed up how much money they spend on stuff when my school is given so little money that we start runnin gout of paper on the THIRD week of school)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a freaky perfectionist. (Not true! I just happen to have an English teacher for a mother. If you think I'm a perfectionist then you should see my room. It looks like something blew up.)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes sometimes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner

NCIS Character Theme Songs

Gibbs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St9YWSFe4Uo

Tony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCZinX209rA (I LOVE this song.)

Kate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFcDhj-E3po

Ziva http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

McGee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ora4CjZg4

Abby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vjZQZKVdUM

Ducky

Ari

Jenny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQs0OrHiPY

Vance

What better way than a quiz to get you to know me better? Read if you please!

100 Questions:

1. How did you get one of your scars?

Erm... I have a lot of scars. (I'm a klutz with a big brother. Get the picture?) One on the back of my hand is from my brother holding a light bulb that had been on for a couple of hours to the back of my hand when I was five and giving me a big, ugly burn.

2. What is on the walls in your room?

Paint, posters, made up languages, pictures, etc.

4. What type of music do you listen to?

EVERYTHING! Rock, country, pop, metal, classical, screamo.

5. Do you know what time you were born?

My mom can't remember if it was 11:23 or 11:43

6. What do you want more than anything right now?

A hug.

7. What do you miss?

Seeing my friends every day.

8. What is your most prized possession(s)?

Laptop or iPad.

10. Do you get claustrophobic?

Only when I can't get out

11. Do you get scared of the dark?

Only when I'm having scary thoughts

12. The last person that made you cry?

Family was arguing

13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl?

I don't wear perfume.

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite gender?

Blue eyes usually and for hair color blonds usually, but brunettes are nice too.

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to?

No where. I'm not that likable.

16. Coffee or energy drink?

Neither. I'm a little person; they make me shake.

17. What is your favourite pizza topping?

Cheese. And pickles.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

Raspberries.

19. What's your sunsign?

Aries

20. Your favourite season and why?

Winter. I like snow even if we don't get that much in winter.

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received?

Umm... I don't think I ever really have.

22. Do you like anybody?

Yeah.

23. Are you double jointed?

Nope.

24. Favourite clothing brand?

None really

26. Do you have a pet?

Yep.

27. What kind is it?

Pound-puppy I got when I was five cuz we were moving to the middle of nowheresville.

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving?

You can't really choose who you fall in love with.

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?

I'd rather just not...

30. Write a number from one to a hundred:

One hundred and thirteen.

31. Blonds or brunettes?

Um... probably blonds.

32. What is the one number you call most often?

Probably one of my friends or my mom.

33. What annoys you most?

When people are all serious when I'm like "La, dee, da, dee, da!" as I skip in a circle.

34. Have you been out of the USA?

No

35. Your weaknesses?

I'm impulsive

36. Met anyone famous?

Nope

37. First job?

I'm in school!

38. Ever made a prank call?

Oh you bet! (Evil grin)

40. What were you doing before you filled this out?

Uploading a new story.

41. Have you ever had surgery?

Not unless you count Mr. Nose at the dentist

42. What do you get complimented about most?

My brainiacness

43. Have you ever had braces?

Nope, but I will

44. What do you want for your birthday?

Itunes giftcard

45. How many kids do you want?

A lot

46. Were you named after someone?

Sorta.

47. Do you wish on stars?

Sometimes.

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?

The kind in a bottle.

50. Do you like your handwriting?

Nope

51. What is your favourite lunch meal?

Depends on my mood

52. Any bad habits?

I bite my nails and hang nails to the point my fingers bleed sometimes.

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf?

Justin Bieber

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

Nope. I'd scare me.

56. Do looks matter?

Just enough to show that you take care of yourself.

57. How do you release anger?

Sulking, screaming, loud music, yelling, and punching.

58. Where is your second home?

Literally speaking, I have one home. Emotionally speaking, I had one, but then the friend moved. Probably Dreamer Girl's.

60. What was your favourite toy as a child?

Scooby Doo

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone?

I don't have a cell

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid?

No, I had better things to do then talk to a pedo dino.

63. Do you use sarcasm?

Yes, more fluently than English actually.

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese?

Mac & Cheese

65. What do you look for in a guy?

A sense of humor and a good personality

66. What are your nicknames?

Too many to list

68. What's your favourite television show?

ANT Farm, Dukes of Hazzard, Jessie, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, etc.

69. What was your actual SAT score?

Extremely high.

70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour?

I'm lactose intolerent so I don't really eat it often enough to have a favorite. Probably chocolate though.

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes?

Yep.

72. When was the last time you worked out?

P.E.

73. Did you notice there was no question 64?

Look again, idiot :P There was no 3

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car?

IDK, I don't drive

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions?

Up to them

76. What are you listening to?

A Team by Ed Sheeran

77. Last thing you drank?

Fanta

78. Last person you talked to on the phone?

I FaceTimes my friend yesturday

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same gender?

Eyes are the window to the soul

80. Favourite thought-provoking song?

Simple Plan stuff

81. Favourite thing to hate?

Bad days and bullies

82. Favourite month of the year?

December. (It's not just Christmas, sure Chirstmas is part of it, but I love how festive and happy everything feels.)

83. Favourite zodiac sign?

I don't spend all my time on that crap.

85. What is your hair colour?

Dark brown

86. Eye colour?

I'm too cool to have only one. I have hydrochromia iridium.

89. Favourite fast food restaurant?

McDonald's. They have happy meals. :) Never too old for a happy meal.

90. Do you like sushi?

Closest thing to sushi I've ever had was a california roll.

91. Last thing you watched?

Victorious

92. Favourite day of the year?

Friday the 13th.

93. Play any musical instruments?

Saxophone and I'm learning piano

94. Republican or Democrat?

Republican

95. Kisses or hugs?

Hugs from friends.

96. Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships, you perv!

97. What was the last thing you bought?

One Direction DVD

98. What kind of car do you have?

I don't own a car

99. What book are you reading?

Stargirl for school.

100. Describe your love life:

Practically none existant

Go look at boy and girl sides for the beinging of this.

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie. (I have a mom. Nuff said)
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick. (On my cheeks. It's a long story.)
Your hair was/is dark

You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (Always have)

You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys. (My league always lets you donate uniforms to the poor/homeless at the end of the season so I always do that.)
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes. (On occasion)
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Results

Guy side 24-25

Girl side 1 1/2-24

Prep 3-11

Goth 5-9

Punk 6-8

Nerd/Geek 7-10

Athlete 3-9

Scene 4-10

So I am a guyish, goth, punk, nerd.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scratch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school cant really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncureable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

It's a TRUE story!

There was a little baby that was born at 6 and half months.

Everyone at the hospital said she would either die, or have problems. Her cousin, who is only about 2-3 feet tall at the age of 16 was born at only 6 months... They gave her parents a tape about all the problems she could have.

But her daddy yelled at them, and threw the tape away, he said, "We don't believe this little girl is going to have any problems!"

The parents trusted God. They believed and believed. And trusted God.

14 years later, that little girl is PERFECTLY healthy. She is tall, and beautiful. She has NO PROBLEMS and NEVER HAS. She never will either. She is just fine.

Thanks to God.

Another little girl was born at 7 months. Same old story. Around 12 years later she is still PERFECT too and always will be.

They said their mom would never have a full-term baby.

Well... Hello to their little sister. She was right on time.

And God did it all!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the random stuff people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.

-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You correct your English teacher.

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