Why You Should Not Trust Jasper As a Babysitter
Chapter I
Written by: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of it's characters. You know the drill....

A/N: Well, here you have it! Chapter I of Why You Should Not Trust JASPER As a Babysitter. With all that positive feedback for Why You Should Not Trust Emmett As a Babysitter, I just HAD to write a sequel. So, here you go! Hope you enjoy!

Jasper huffed and sat down on the couch. The rest of the Cullen family left, as per Emmett's request, and he was sitting all alone on the couch. Renesmee was sitting somewhere in the house. Jasper didn't know where, though. All he knew was that she was sitting in the house somewhere.

Then, all of a sudden, a blast of the emotion "mischievous" hit him like a brick. It came all so sudden that the impact sort of took the breath he didn't even need away from him. He turned around to see who caused this. There, right in the middle of the hallway (I'm assuming there's a hallway there), stood Renesmee with a smirk on her face. Jasper didn't like that look.

"Hey Jazzy, you miiiiiiiiiiiiiiight wanna check your room...."

"Nessie, sweetie, tell your uncle Jazzy what you did...."

"Nah... I think I'll just leave it a surprise."

Jasper ran through the house as fast as he could until he finally reached his room. What he saw was just... horrible....

All his posters were ripped to shreds and lying on the floor. His CDs were not in their proper cases, and some of them were broke. The little couch that was in there was ripped in half; one half was one the far left side of the room, the other half was on the far right side of the room. There was also a big hole in the wall. If you looked closely, it seemed someone was peeping in....

"...Um... who are you and why are you eyeballing my room like that?"

"O, um... hi. I'm Bert. I'm that hobo that lives out in the woods behind your house. I heard a racket going on in here and I decided to look at what was going on."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Then why are you holding an old poster of mine with Gerard Way on it?"

"Um, well, because, um... because I think he's hot."

"..."

"What?"

"Um... you can have it...."

"Really!?"

"Sure....."

And with that, Bert ran off.

Jasper tried to shake the thought out of his head of that hobo calling his poster hot, and went back into the living room to watch Top 40 Songs of the 90s. [I thought it was 40... if I'm wrong, please correct me on this. All I remember about it is it's about the 90s and Teen Spirit was number 1.]

But, what he found was not what he expected to find. Renesmee was dancing in the middle of the room with an orange crayon in one hand siging along to "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" by My Chemical Romance while watching the video on Jasper's laptop.

Jasper had to surpress his laughter and send calming waves towards her. But, to his surprise, they did not seem to be working well. She was still dancing and carrying on. So, trying to make her stop, he made his presence known by bursting out into laughter. Of course, this didn't work, either. She was too lost in the music.

She danced for a good while and then finally walked into the kitchen to get some grub. But, of course, since this is a family of VAMPIRES, after all, they didn't HAVE a lot of food, so all she could find was some Skittles and some Mountain Dew. O, the fun she could have....

A/N: Yay! Cliffhanger! I know how much you guys LOVE them, so I just put one in there. You know, to get you wondering what she'll do after all those Skittles and Mountain Dew. And please, forgive me for the short chapter. I've been busy trying to update a few of my other stories. ...Ahem. ANYWAYS.... I hope you've enjoyed the story. Please leave me lots of wonderful reviews to show me that you love me. :D O yea, Umbrella Academy fans... I've written a Twilight/Umbrella Academy crossover titled The Heroes of Forks, Washington. If you have the time, please read it and leave me a review. Well, I guess that's all. I hope you've enjoyed, and please review. You know you want to.