i am 22 years old and i LOVE anime

My fave bands are Linkin Park, Nickelback, Aqua, Tim McGraw, Tracy Bird, Reba, Kelly Clarkson, Owl-city, 100 Monkeys, Eminem, Pink Flyod, Katy Perry, Cobra starship, Cascada, All American rejects, greenday, fall out boy and much much more.

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I LOVE JACKSON RATHBONE!!

im random at times so if you don't like it then you don't have to read this.

I will kill you in your sleep so you better try and try to keep awake(x3) Keep your left eye open and your right toe twitching cause im in the kitchen with a knife that's itching for your red blood, on those white sheets(x3) - Keep Awake by 100 Monkeys. check them out

im in a good mood. writing stories is my passion.

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I CAN SEE VISIONs!!11!!

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im bored.

hi bored im bob.

ugh!!

we are weird.

i like talking to myself.

runs around the room and hits walls*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

yup that's me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH8lFc-EhHQ&feature=PlayList&p=D640559680279B45&playnext_from=PL&index=20&playnext=6 this made me sad

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name Kelly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Kelly

I am only three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you've caught it to

"Come to the dark side, we have Edward Cullen!"

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

Check this out...

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

The Holy Words Of Twilight

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
Ed-men

I've been diagnosed with OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder), OJD (Obsessive Jasper Disorder), OVD (Obsessive Vampire Disorder), and OMCD (Obsessive Mythical Creatures Disorder).

twilight - teaches us that when we fall in love with vampires, we're in some pretty deep shit.

You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with a 165 year old, non-existent vampire named JASPER HALE

screw being a princess...i wanna be a vampire

"Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Whitlock Cullen Hale." Crap, that's a lot of last names.

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

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To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone (Alice and Jasper) when asked if they could beat wizards:
Ashley - oh yah we'd totally kick ass!
Jackson - i don't know, they got brooms!

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen:

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him JasparCullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg himnot to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
Don't Like My "Twilight" Obsession?
Bite Me.

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, you know the drill.

If you thought Breaking Dawn was completly AWESOME, you know the drill.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, you know the drill.

If you still laugh rereading Twilight, you know the drill.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Maximum Ride, Twilight), you know the drill.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, you know the drill.

If you think losers hate/don't get Twilight, you know the drill.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball, you know the drill.

If you think the Twilight series is the best series known to woman...(and possibly man), you know the drill.

You know your addiction to Twilight is lethal when you've added 'Volterra' to your computer's dictionary, if you've done this, you know the drill.

If you think Edward Cullen is sexy/hot/absolutley drop dead gorgeous, you know the drill!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. (YOU CAN SCREAM AS WELL...)

If you're absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's character Edward from the Twilight series, you know the drill.

If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen, you know the drill.

If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, you know the drill.

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says the characters in Twilight aren't real, you know the drill.

If you've reread Twilight more than 4 times, you know the drill.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, you know the drill.

if you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, you know the drill.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, you know the drill.

so today I was playing in my purse.
This boy comes over and
grabs it
I say
"uhm, excuse me? Can I have my purse back?"
He says "no"
He looks in it and
pulls out a
tampon
he gave me my purse back
I love being a girl.

he handed her a dozen roses, 11 real ones and 1 fake one. he told her he would love her until the last rose died.

she told him she wanted that kiss in the rain...
the boy looks outside and its bright and sunny...
he says follow me and takes her hand...
turns on his shower, pulls her in, even though their clothes will be soaked...
and kisses her...

i'm not random...you just can't think as fast as me...

rock, paper, scissor:
i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper magically supposed to wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of collage ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why because paper can't beat anything. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper, i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist adn say 'oh shit, i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole.'

hello daddy:
rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg
'hello?'
'hi honey, this is daddy, is mommy near the phone?'
'no daddy, she's upstairs with uncle paul in the bedroom.'
...pause...
'but honey, you don't have an uncle paul...'
'oh yes i do, and he's upstairs in the room and mommy RIGHT NOW'
...another pause...
okay, this is what i want you to do. put the phone down on the table, go upstairs and shout through the door that daddy has just pulled into the driveway!
'okay daddy, just a minute.'
...a few minutes later...
'okay i did it.'
'and what happened sweetie?'
'well mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, and ran around screaming! but then tripped over the rug and hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!!'
'oh my god! what about uncle paul?'
'well he jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. he was all scared and jumped out of the window and into the pool, but i guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. so umm i think he's dead.'
...long pause...
...longer pause...
...even longer pause...
'swimming pool?? is this 345-486-5731??'
'no, i think you have the wrong number...'

OMG! guess what!?
1. go to number 3 to find out...
2. to find out what go to 6...
3. did i say 3? i meant 7...
4. just go to 9...
5. ummm go to 8
6. OMG! GUESS WHAT?! wait i forgot...
7. oops my bad. go to 4...
8. almost there. go to 10...
9. what are you doing here? didn't i say 5?
10. 2 please...

one night a father overheard his son saying his prayers
'god bless mommy and daddy and grammy. goodbye grampa.'
well the father thought it was strange but he soon forgot about it.
the next day, the grandfather died
about a month or two later the father heard his son saying his prayers again
'god bless mommy and daddy. goodbye grammy.'
the next day the grandmother died.
well, the father was getting more than a little worried about the whole situation.
two weeks later the father once again overheard his son's prayers
'bless mommy. goodbye daddy.'
this alone nearly gave the father a heart attack.
he didn't say anything but he got up early to go to work so that he would miss the traffic
he stayed all through lunch and dinner.
finally ater midnight he went home.
he was still alive!
when he got home he apologized to his wife.
'i am sorry honey. i had a very bad day at work today.'
his wife replied
'you think you've had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY!? the mail man dropped dead on my door step this morning!'

friend: ohmygosh! look at your legs!
me: i know it hurts!
friend: what happened?!
me: ummm...well i got up to go to the bathroom last night, tripped on my dresser drawer, and fell on my cat. then he bit me. then i woke up my sister and she bit me.
friend: your retarded...

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle

Today when i was on google i typed in 'what' and

pressed the space bar at the seach box and i saw
that the 9th suggestion down was
"what are these strawberries doing on my nipple i need them for my fruit salad"

When I typed in "who" and pressed
the space bar in the search box for
Google, the 8th suggestion down is...
"who moved my cheese"

When i typed in "why would" and hit
the space bar in the search box in
Google the 2nd suggestion down was
"why would you be drawing in the dark when you could be drawing in the light"

When i typed in "Why is " and hit the space bar
in the Google search box the 4th suggestion down was
"why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

When i typed in "my mother's" in the Google
search box the 10th suggestion down was
"my mother's italian my father's jewish and im in therapy"

When I typed in "I am" in the Google
search box the 2nd suggestion down was
"I am extremely terrified of chinese people"

When I typed in "Why did you" in the Google
search box the 9th suggestion down was
"Why did you come to my house korean drama"

ABORTION AND CHILD ABUSE ARE NOT OKAY! READ BELOW! STAND UP AGAINST ABORTION AND CHILD ABUSE! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!

Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and
cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be
your little girl.
I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet
comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty
far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my
surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.
Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with
you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard
Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better
soon. I wondered why you cried so much.
One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day,
the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came
into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I
began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe
you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I
was screaming and screaming,"Mommy, Mommy, help me
please; Mommy, help me."
Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
thought I couldn't anymore.Then the monster started ripping
my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It
didn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror
as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I
was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you
say how much you love me.
I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
to make you happy. Now I couldn't; all my dreams were
shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain
of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything
to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful
death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had
done to you.
I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
didn't know the words you could understand. And soon, I no
longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself
rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful
place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.
The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked
Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered,
"Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels." I
don't know what abortion is; I guess that's the name of the
monster.
I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted
to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too
powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of
me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I
tried to stay with you. I didn't want to die.
Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through
the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.
Love,
Your Baby Girl
If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is
then you will send this to everyone you know to inform them
of how terrible it is if you dont, you're heartless. Please send
this too anyone you can

Month One
Mommy
I am only 8 centimeters long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.
Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

-if vampires are real, post it

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the
same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy
this onto your profile

so youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dontask every guy out.
i'm special because i act silly in public.
i'm a slut because i actually dance at...dances.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippie because i'm not cool with violence.
i'ma whore because my boyfriend kissed mee.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a bitch because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
i'm anorexic because i forgot my lunch one day.
the next day, i'm fat because i eat all of it.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me

Put this on your
profile if you support
Emos

THESE are my Evil Demonic Plot Bunnies.

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they want to ask you to PLEASE copy and paste them...PLEASE!?

,-.,-.
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(_ _) your site if you're are against
(")_(") animal testing!

Obsessive Jasper disorder really, but I loves me some Carlizzle luuuuuuurve as well

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, IOnlyDateEmpaths, EmoKitty1213

If you think Jasper Whitlock (Hale) is HOT then add this to your profile.

If you hear the voice of Jasper in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens , but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is under-rated (normality is vastly overrated - Halloweentown). Copy and paste this in your profile if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, IOnlyDateEmpaths, Rain Whitlock Hale

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile (emo freak, used to be loner)

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, IOnloyDateEmpaths, Rain Whitlock Hale

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered why the hell Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel the urge to cut someone when they say "Cheer up, emo kid" copy and paste this into your profile.

80 percent of teens have switched to rap. If you are part of the 20 percent that rocks out every day, copy and paste this into your profile.(METAL!)

If you support homosexuality, even though you're not like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

If you know how to play an instrument that ISN'T made out of plastic copy and paste this into your profile (Alto sax... Not quite heavy metal, but STILL)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. (Shelligoo, Jessicoo, Charliboo, and not so sweet - Skinny Bitch, Podgy Bitch, Midi Bitch, Edwards Tall Bitch (AKA Edwards Sex Kitten) and Jaspers Fat Bitch (AKA Jaspers Sex Slave :))), EmoK

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. (In from school, on FF, off for tea, back on after, off to bed, on via DSi!)

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think having two "Shift" keys on a keyboard is utterly stupid and pointless, copy this onto your profile

If, thanks to fanfiction, you can no longer see lemons wityhout laughing your arse off, copy and paste this into your profile

Put your MP3 on shuffle and the song you get is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see me?

My Mom-Eminem (seriously?)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Don't Look Back-School Boy Humor. (is that a yes?)

3. What do people really think of me?

Everywhere I Go-Hollywood Undead (ok?)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Numb-Linkin Park

5. How can I make others happy?

Runaway-Bon Jovi (how sad)

6. How can I make myself happy?

Billie Jean-Michael Jackson

7. What should I do with my life?

Pyscho-Emienm,50Cant (YAYAYAY! i should go psycho!!!_)

8. Will I ever have children?

Waking Up In Vegas-Katy Perry (a yes or no would have been fine thank you)

9. What is some good advice for me?

Puke-Eminem (ok then. y?????)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Beat It-Michael Jackson

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Margaritaville-Jimmy Buffet

12. What song will play at my funeral?

This Love, This Hate-Hollywood Undead

13. What type of men do you like?

Insane-Eminem

14. What is my wedding day going to be like?

City-Hollywood Undead

15. Why am I here?

Mockingbird-Eminem

16. What will people remember me for?

Lose Yourself-Eminm

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

No Surprise-Daughtry

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Break your heart-Taio Cruz ( O.O not good)

19. What will this year be all about?

Without Me-Eminem

20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Beauiful Girls-Sean Kingston (not likely)

21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Must Be The Ganja-Eminem (lmao)

22 - Your message to the world:

Alejandro-Lady Gaga

23 - Your deepest secret:

Sk8ter Boi-Avril Lavgine

24 - Your innermost desire:

Don't Approch Me-Eminem (great. not wat i was hoping for -_-)

25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

The Little Things Give You Away-Linkin Park

26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Listen Up- From Behind These Walls

27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Beautiful-Akon (not at all. actually, never)

28 - Right now, your feelings are:

If Everyone Cared-Nickleback

29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

When I'm Gone_Eminem (i'll die when I fall in love?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?)

30- You’d describe you best friend as:

Smack That-Akon, Eminem (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!)

31- You'd describe yourself as:

Calliforna Girls-Katy Perry

32- Your friends describe you as:

Hailie's Song-Eminem

33- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Circles-Hollywood Undead (circle the elevator?)

34- Your philosophy in life is:

Bad Romance-Lady Gaga

35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

It's Been Awhile-Staind

In Vain

They told him it was right,

They told him he should fight.

And he believed the lies,

That his country benefits if he dies.

The battered man whispers as he raises his gun,

"May the Lord forgive what I shall do and have done."

He pulls the trigger with trembling fingers,

The sound of a shot pierces the air and lingers.

With prayer on his breath and gun in his hand,

The man collapses on the dry, barren land.

The soldiers around him don't notice or care,

As the smell of gunpowder lies thick in the air.

They continue to battle, continue to fight,

As their comrade goes quickly into eternal night.

For the horrors he's witnessed lie fresh in his mind,

He did monstrous things to his own kind.

Half way accross the world the man's wife cries,

As her husband stops fighting and quietly dies.

With one flick of a finger he ended his pain,

And took his own life rather than die in vain

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- OH Right...

So let me get this straight. FORKS is a real town but EDWARD CULLEN is a fictional character. Why can't it be the other way around??

CULLENISM: my new religion

When YOU Meet A GUY AT WORK Named Edwin Kullen AND See IT AS A SIGN

Destiny tried to take my twilight books. Destiny isn’t with us anymore.

Definition of Twilight

Twilight; the reason girl across the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampires.

Whenever I get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for jasper.

Team Edward cause Jacob doesn’t sparkle.

Do that again and ill give you a paper cut in front of Jasper.

OCD= Obsessive Cullen Disorder

WATCH OUT: I drive like a CULLEN

Superman wears ALICE CULLEN pajamas

JACOB BLACK: I want to La Push you off a cliff

After reading TWILIGHT human boys just seem INADEQUATE

Wish I was a Cullen (they're HOT and RICH)

I'm Breaking up with you. I took you to the beach, and you didn't even Sparkle. So give me back my copy of Eclipse before I punch you in the face. You're no Werewolf either.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward!!

Screw Santa. I want EDWARD CULLEN to come down my chimney.

Thanks to
Twilight

now if a certain boy
seems to ignore me
it's only because he's
a vampire
and he's polite enough
to try and resist my
BLOOD!!

I have more fictional boyfriends than you do.
BEAT THAT!!

Read Twilight!!
(Or I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you.)

Jacob glared at the kids dressed up as Vampires. He knew it wasn't right, but he still Lied that there was No Candy left.

THANKS STEPHENIE. NOW I'LL NEVER FIND A MAN!!TWILIGHT!

You know your way into Twilight when you look at your boyfriend and think, "Sparkle you fool,
SPARKLE!"

I'm Not Easily Distracted. I...
Hey, Is That Guy SPARKLING?!

Dracula?
Pff, more like
EDWARD
CULLEN.

Alice Cullen can predict the shuffle on her iPod!

Me- Edward, will you be my Valentine?

Edward- ...

Me- Please! I love you!

Edward- ...

Boyfriend- Don't tell me are you talking to this stupid figure again.

That man was never seen again...

TEAM EDWARD: BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS 'LOVE' LIKE WANTING TO EAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Dear Children,
We have run out of Edward Cullen's.
Love, Santa

ALICE=

Car thievin',

hostage takin',

future seein',

VAMPIRE.

TWILIGHT ROCKS! NO ONE QUESTION IT! IT IS NOT AN OPINION! IT IS A FACT!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

TEAM SWITZERLAND! if you are team swizterland, post on your profile.

Bleach Questions

Who is your favorite character?

welll it's chraracters like i care though, ichigo, hichigo, grimmjow, shunsui, shuuhei, juushirou, toushirou, ulquiorra, byakuya, urahara, szayel, aizen, gin, izuru, kaien, yumichicka (do not judge me), renji, and then the girls that i think are awesome. Rangiku, Nanao, and yachiru.

Do you think Renji's head looks like a pineapple?

yes but i love it _

Who do you hate the most?

Shinji Hirako

Favorite pairings?

GrimmxIchi, HichixIchi, RenxIchi, HitsuxIchi, UryuxIchi, HisxKira, GinxKira, ByaxRen

Do you think Urahara could reverse the affects of the Hogyoku?

Of course, he made it after all .

Who would you make your little brother?

Hanatrou

Who would you make your little sister?

Ururu

Do you believe that Aizen will recreate the Oken?

No. Ichigo will beat him before he can

Who is the most Emo looking on Bleach?

Ulquiorra Schiffer

Who is your favorite espada?

Grimmjow Jaggerjaques.

Grimmjow Jaggerjaques is my most beloved arrancar. :3

I loves you grim-chan

Grimmjow: Shut up woman.

-sighs- you can take the character out of the anime but you can't take the anime out of the character lmao

In one moment your life can change.

The one you love most can slip through your fingers in an instant.

Keep those you love close.

Nothing can beat the pain of heartbreak.

The unbearable emptiness that comes along.

You no longer feel complete.

A lost soul with no one there.

This has happened to me.

The pain not even tolerable.

I lost him. Forever.

I can't get him back.

I wish he were still alive.

So he could hold me and tell me everything will be alright.

I wrote this in loving memory of my boyfriend. I miss him terribly and I no longer feel complete without him. Since his death, I feel like I should join him. I won't because his voice in my head everytime I think it keeps me from doing it. Re-post this if you feel this way.

If you feel like songs explain your every emotion Re-post this.

I am the most laziest writer in the world! I do take requests. One shots or not. Anime or not. (Probably)

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