Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.

Look, it's a Coffee Shop AU. How unique and original. It's not like there are maybe millions of these already or anything. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot.)

Kyle's Mom is constantly comparing him to his genius little brother. Wanting nothing less than perfection, she really pressures Kyle about his upcoming SATs. Between the stress of that and discovering his sexuality, Kyle feels as though he has nowhere to turn. Kyle slowly falls apart, and Cartman realizes he isn't enjoying it as much as he should be... -KYMAN- Rate & Review :)

She gave up her boots, her closet, her childhood, and ultimately, her heart – so, it only made sense that she should be the one to give this up, too. Never underestimate a woman in love.

Cartman is a tortured soul, bursting with unrequited love while Kyle is neurotic, self loathing and frustrated. Inspired by the amazing Jackson Waters song Center Of Attention. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!

All great love stories start with a passionate first kiss... And tequila... And Kenny McCormick. Kyman. Rated T.

Maybe next time, he'll love her. In the meantime, she could use a cigarette. Angsty Helga/Arnold future!fic.

"It isn't about what you hide behind the mask. It's about who's still there when the mask comes off... and he was. He always was.."

A recovered story that's been lost when the first archive went down

Jazmine receives a phone call in the middle of the night from an unexpected someone. Marvin's Room-Drake

One Shots! Chapter 1. Arnold comes back after 5 years and shatters Helga's new life to pieces. Chapter 2. During rehearsals for Dracula, Arnold decideds to give Helga a little 'payback'.

Ron's ready to pop the question, but with Drakken and Shego up to their old tricks—and a few new ones—will he ever get the chance?

Helga comes back to Hillwood after being away for six years and can't help but think back on why she left. Rated T for some swearing.

Arnold embarks to San Lorenzo to find his parents. AU & OOC Warnings. "...but I wasn't 'in the heat of the moment' then and I'm not now. I'm serious about everything I'm saying...I will do anything that's important to you because I love you!"

Simon and Jeanette are spening a rainy afternoon on the couch when Jeanette claims Simon doesn't show his love enough. A story showing an interesting way to show your affection to that special someone...

Brittany got her heart broken last Christmas. This year, she's determined not to let it happen again, no matter how much she wants him back.

She was finally starting to change. He stopped telling her the truths that she didn't want to hear. But at what cost? When the world around them gets crazier than ever before, Jazmine and Huey must realize that time may be up. What will happen? Find out.

"How did we ever become friends?" "You said you liked my bow." At 21, Helga and Arnold reunite for an impromptu Valentine's date. Helga/Arnold one shot

Fifteen year old Helga is spending another chaotic Christmas with her workaholic father, depressed mother, and overachieving sister. She has no idea that this will be one of the most unforgettable Christmases of her life.

After Dave read Alvin's journal, Alvin takes it upon himself to prove that he is not gay by seducing Brittany. but Brittany hates him, or does she? their love/ hate relationship is tested to the limits as lust fueled with hate proves to be too much..

Taking the advice of her school psychologist, Helga enters an art competition. When she wins first place after submitting her secret shrine to Arnold, Helga discovers that her good fortune may have some unintended consequences.

She didn't trust herself to speak and she didn't want him know what a freak she really was. Arnold/Helga HA Blood and rain can be good for a person sometimes. One-Shot

After being stabbed almost to death, Jeanette is conviced she is dead. She is admitted to a psychologist, Dr Simon Seville, but instead of her realising what people tell her, she falls in love and covinces Simon of her story...

La Sombra is running out of patience, as is the now sixteen year old Arnold. Both of their plans of action collide when Arnold gets the opportunity of a life time in the form of a mysterious parcel. With Helga's help he goes to find his parents.

In the ever present War of Hurt and Abandonment, can Huey Freeman use the fitting weapon? Even if it's to his disliking? Follow up to "Rest is Hard to Come By" Fluff warning.

Hosted by Alvin Seville! Alvin shows you the many ways he gets under Brittany's skin. **CHAPTERS EDITED**

Helga remembers the love story that never was.

Sequel to last year's "Cold Hard Cash", depicting the three unimaginable years Jeanette faced that turned her from the sweet, practical chipette, into the seductive, mysterious prostitute named Tina. Mature readers only.

Sequel to NintendoGal55's fic "Unexpected Savior". Rated for mention of abuse, and hurt... but this also has romance. D

Brittany is going through some pain, and refuses to let anyone know what it is. Can Alvin manage to make her defense fall and get her to talk to him? Rating may change in later chapters.

It's right after the Moodulator incident, and Kim is having some odd Ron-based thoughts run through her brain. Read and Review please! Complete!

The gang confronts a rival. Chapter 29: If I Can't Have You is up.

Simon's finally realized his true feeling for Jeanette,but before he can tell her a new guy crashes into the picture.Can he find the strength to make his feelings apparent? And does Jeanette like back?Original Title:The Girl I Wanted To Be, From The Heart

One day in P.E. class leads to a broken nose, disturbing fantasies, and eventual gratification for our favourite Jew. And who's to blame? Cartman, of course.

Summer is now on the edge for the Chipmunks and Chipettes, but after a accident with one of Simon’s machines, sends the six and a adventure they will never forget, first Alvin and the chipmunks fic, Please R&R: Chapter 10 is up and this story is FINISHED!

Brittany is desperate to learn french and will take any tutor she can get.

It's a short story inspired by another story, but I didn't steal anything. I just thought of it, hope you enjoy! Review

Oneshot. Helga, Arnold, and a bag of imported French candy.

Just another one of those nights at one of those creepy-looking motels that turn out to have more to it than meets the eye...

Huey/Jaz oneshot with a Halloween theme.

No one had expected them to be together so long, not even Jazmine. In an effort to get over Huey she enters a relationship of her own, seeking closure. Only instead of comfort she faces new dangers that threaten not only her happiness, but her life. H/J

Sometimes even the hero needs to be rescued.

With perhaps other motives in mind, Jeanette gives Simon one of her favorite novels.

Simon finds Jeanette in a heart breaking predicament, and does his best to nurse her wounds.

Jazmine comes of age. Very confusing and unpleasant. Angst.

Kim discovers a dark secret in Ron's background. How will it effect their new relationship?

The second in the Equal Romance Trilogy. When Ron falls into a coma and Kim feels she is to blame, there's only one solution: to go into his mind and rescue him. After all the two have been through, what awaits her? R&R!

KP helps Rondo with a few... tips on how to do well on his SAT's. Most DEF a part of the Smuff Universe. K&R. Please, enjoy! Peace & Love, THANKS!