okay so my name is UzumaNaru, or you can just call me Uzuma or Naru or Meds (dont ask...no im serious, DON'T ask), i dont care. hmm, i like yaoi and will post some on this site so if you dont like yaoi then i suggest you leave. if you do like yaoi then i hope you enjoy the stories i put up.

okay so stuff about me:

Birth place: North Caroline, left after only three years then moved to Missouri.

Age: 20

Favorite food: chocolate, ramen, pizza, and bananas XD.

Favorite drink: sprite, root beer

Anime's that i like: Naruto/Shippuuden, Bleach, Outlaw Star (its actually good) and i think thats it. occasionally ill watch other animes but those are my favorites.

Favorite animes pairings: (from Naruto) KakaIru, SasuNaru, GaaLee, SasoDei (from Bleach) ByakRenji, RenjiIchi, IchiIshi, HisaRenji (my gosh Renji has a lot of pairings XD) and i think thats it.

favorite colors: blue, red, black, and certain colors of green.

ok so thats pretty much it. i write lots of yaoi stories, mostly of SasuNaru but i do have KakaIru, so you should expect to see lots of those on here. and they ARE graphic, so be warned. uh thats all, bye!

And now to stand up for my beliefs:

To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Oh gosh let's see: Naruto, Kakashi-sensei, Jairya-sama, Sarutobi-Hokage-sama, Iruka-sensei, and Yamato-taichou (yes I watch the japanese version so i write like that, with all the 'sensei's' and 'taichou's' and 'sama's')

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? My OTP is KakaIruKaka. But I have a small liking for SasuNaruSasu, SasoDei and KisaIta.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI all the way baby!! And yes, yaoi WILL rule the world one day.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No, I don't cosplay

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have a Kakashi-sensei plushie, an Itachi plushie, as well as a Naruto plushie XD.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? I don't really want to answer this question but I will say that I have a crush on Kakashi.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina, though I don't understand how this can be a pairing...

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru, I HATE Sakura.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7 is my favorite, though Team Gai isn't that bad.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, I don't.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes I do!! The reunion is so tearful...

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? I don't have A favorite, but many favorites. Itachi, Hidan...

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti at the moment

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Mostly all of them. I hardly watch the anime now, I read the manga.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes, I have.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes I do. He's way too spontaneous to not have ADD XD.

17. Sub or dub? Sub. Dub makes my ears bleed...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti. End of discussion.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny when he's Tobi.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Not Sexy Beast, but not Ugly Nerd.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara and Orochimaru

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?Awesome. I now have new respect for the kid.

24. Which character would be best OOC? No idea. I think they all would if you did it right.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes, but it depends on what they're about.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes, I do.

27. Do you like lemons? Citrus fruit? oh HELL YES!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Sort of. They've seen me watching the episodes, but they don't really KNOW them.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes I have XD. They're funny.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yup

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Not that I know of.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Not in school, though I do draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' I started watching Naruto after I was out of school.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nope.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Haha no. I watch all the episodes off the internet. And I'm responsible enough with my money.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes, I do. Mostly cause I'm a pervert .

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No .

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yes, I do. I have 7 pictures

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? If he didn't have the damn hands for wings, it's cool that he can fly and all but couldn't they have thought of a better idea than HANDS??

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah, I do

41. How was the fight between Sasuke and Itachi? Totally freaking awesome! The battle itself was awesome. The outcome however was...not so much.

42. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes...yes I do. And I'm PROUD of it.

~If you 'add to dictionary' character names on Microsoft Word, copy and paste this into your profile~

~If you love Naruto so much that you wish they were real or you were one of them copy this to your profile.

~If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

~If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

~A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, pinkcherryblossoms225, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Shinigami Princess Yuki Uchiha,kyofanfic, UzumaNaru,

"Fangirls, unite! Grab your spades, axes, chainsaws and explosives! We are going to the Nara forest to dig Hidan out of the pit! And after that we will show Naras what can an angry mob of chainsaw-wielding fangirls do! Mwahahahaa!! Jashin leads us!!"

"Ill take a potato chip... and eat it!" -Light Yagami

"i know i'm sane. see, i'm sane enough to know i'm crazy, so i'm not completely crazy, but when i say i'm NOT crazy, then i'll have gone crazy, because i'll no longer be sane enough to know i'm going crazy."

"i am better than normal! i am abnormal!"

It's strange how such thoughts can occur to people in moments of trauma, ridiculous thoughts that make no sense at all. Perhaps it is something that happens in the brain to protect your sanity, a sort of diversion to diffuse the horror of a situation until you regain the strength to handle it.

One bright day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And came and killed those two dead boys.