Yes, Naruto

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Warning: Not BETA'D, strong sexual material.

"Talk to me"

'Think about me'

Chapter rated: M, only for mature audiences.

Chapter six: Kami have mercy

Previously…

"The drinks were The Naruto Uzumaki great drink!" I said laughing like a maniac. They just stared at me like I was crazy. "Heh…you see it's a potion that whoever-"

"-Dirnks it gets controlled by you."

I huffed when Neji interrupted my genius feeling moment. "Yeah that's right." I said glaring at the Hyuuga. "And so, beware all of you…because I am right now going to have A LOT of fun…with all of you."

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I grinned like a maniac when most of them paled. Shino's sunglasses almost fell off his nose bridge, Gaara's sand returned to his gourd, Neji and Shikamaru's jaw tightened, Kiba and Choji gulped, Lee straightened more with a small blush, Sai's smile disappeared and the other two which I don't know were pale, sweating and they seem to be soon…

With a loud thump the two guys fainted.

Oops. That wasn't me right?

"Dickless g-"

"Don't call me dickless!" I yelled frustrated and red at the extremely pale and a little too calm for his own good raven.

"Yes, Naruto." Sai said with a small smile.

How can he say those words and smile at the same time? I shook my head out of that thought and smirked a little, making them all narrow their eyes towards me. I have the power to make them all do what I wish. What are the things I once only wished they'd do? Oh so many things…which should I start with?

They were so sweaty and they were starting to pant heavily. They were all obviously hard and desperate for release. Sadly I'm not the one to help them out with that little big problem.

"Everyone strip."

"Yes, Naru-" They all stopped them self from finishing those words when they all noticed what I just commanded them to do. Some blushed like Lee and Choji. Others paled. But what they all did was negate their command. But that didn't change a thing. They were trying hard to stop them self's but my drink was too strong for them. I heard them grunt and curse and I blushed a little. I just told them to get naked! I'm a pervert!

"Um…you can all keep your underwear." I said while scratching my cheek looking at anywhere but their direction, a blush threatening to creep in.

I heard a chuckle and I turned to glare at the raven.

Sai was just standing there with nothing but boxers, that creepy smile plastered on his face like he knew everything. Oh how much I wish I could…wait. I can. I grinned, making the raven's smile fade slowly, his eyes opening.

"Sai?" His pale countenance changed to one of concern. "Are you hard?" I asked smiling slyly in front of the raven.

I felt him tense a little. "Yes." He said.

"For mua?"

This answer took longer. "…yes."

"Oh?" I asked pretending to be surprised. "Do you want to get release?" I asked trying to sound concern.

"…Yes…" His eyebrow was starting to twitch a little bit. Sweat was pulling down his face, neck and down his torso.

Damn…whatever they have that is getting them horny for me must be really strong. I step back a little bit when Sai's hand were starting to twitch, and move slowly towards me.

"Do you want me to help you?" I asked tilting my head to the side, earning some groans from everyone.

He left a little growl of annoyance. "Yes." He said, letting a raspy breath out.

Everyone was breathing too hard and their heat was starting to affect even me. Damn they must be purple by now, by the sound and movements of them.

I have to do something for them. After all, they are right now under my care. …I wonder if they're even gay. Wow. That would be so cool to ask them.

I stare at the guys in front of me, each one of them looking at me like they needed to eat. That's definitely not healthy for me. I gulped a little. Their looks make me a little nervous, just a tinny little bit. I shook my head again and concentrated.

"Shino?" I asked looking at the coolest looking one.

"Yes?" Shino said, his green eyes gleaming with lust.

KAMI! He has green eyes! I blinked a couple of times. Right. The question. "Are you gay?"

Shino tilted his head and breathed out the answer. "…I am."

I blushed a little, coughing once and turned to my next person in my list to ask.

"Kiba?" The brunette jumped slightly but before I could ask. "Hell yeah! But I also like girls though. So I'm bi!" He answered with a wide grin.

Heh. And I thought I was straight forward.

"…Choji?" The chubby guy blushed a little, taking side glances he nodded slowly with a small smile.

"Lee?"

"Yes, Naruto?!" Lee said with a blush.

"Are you gay?" I asked a little amused when Lee tensed his back like an army soldier.

"Hm…I'm…bisexual. I love Sakura-chan but I love the joys that male brings…heh." The blush extended down his body when everyone turned to look at him. He laughed a little. "What? It's…youthful…" Wow Lee. Never would have guess. Imagine, yes but…heh. I shook my head and turned to my next contestant.

"Shikamaru?"

"Troublesome but yes, I am." I chuckled. Do I believe him? I mean there's no way. I mean I did see him check Temari out the last time she was in the village. But…he is under my drinks effects so he can't lie. That means that he is completely gay. Now that's a little surprising. I thought he was straighter than a ruler. I guess the ruler is bendable one. Heh.

"Neji?" The longhaired frowned a little but nodded. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I mean he was hitting on me…I think…yeah he was…really? Oh forget it! He's gay!

"Sai?" I asked a little sour at the name.

"I don't know, but right now I have a huge urge to stick my dick up your ass."

My jaw almost fell off, when I heard those words. They were so crude and so…

"How vulgar." Neji said. Exactly. Vulgar.

I swallowed a gulp when I turned to my last victim. "…Gaara?"

Gaara's stone expression broke in to a small smirk. "I think you know my answer." The red head said making me a little nervous. I have to keep an eye on him and his gourd. Very dangerous. VERY.

"Heh…" So they are ALL gay?! Damn! That's not good for the procreation of the next generation.

My eyes caught some movements and I heard them all groan. OH MY KAMI! THEY ARE GETTING HARDER!? They must be so hard that a hit of one of those can knockout a elephant!

I shook my head out of that thought. I am not going to make them take off their underwear just to see if their members are purple or blue or as hard as steal…or harder… Do they shave? Does Sasuke? I blushed when my thought went back to the make out session with the raven.

"Damn it Naruto! We want to fuck! We're harder than a fucking mountain! Just bent over and we get our go and we'll leave!"

I couldn't help but turn red, not in embarrassment but in anger. How dare Kiba say those things like I was a fucking toy to fuck!?

"Yeah dic-…Naruto it would be faster if you'll bent over and we'll do the rest."

I growled when I heard Sai continue after Kiba's words. My hand went to grab a spatula that was tossed carelessly on top of the counter. I gripped it tightly and turned to glare at the two idiots. Their dark eyes went to my hands and their eyes widened slightly.

I smiled sweetly. "Sai? Kiba?"

Their eyes were full of concern and that only excited me even more.

"Yes?" They both said hesitantly.

My smile disappeared.

"Take off your boxers and bent because I swear I'll stick each of you this spatula up your assess!"

Their eyes widened.

"What!?" Kiba asked surprised and scare if I might add. "Hell no! If anyone's fucking is…is…"

My eyes darkened and my aura went dark.

"Yes Kiba? Who's fucking who?"

Kiba gulped a little. "No one?" He said, earning a smile from me.

"Aw. What's wrong scared?" My eyes and voice held venom and I just love how they all shivered because of it. I have the power to control them all to do what I wish and I'll be damn if I'll let them talk that way about me.

"Now…I'm sure I told you two to take off your boxers and bent over."

"Are you serious?" Kiba squeaked.

"Dead serious."

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Sasuke's POV

I ran rapidly to the kitchen only to have the shock of my life, and a totally new meaning for the word fuck.

"What the FUCK?!" I said loud enough to scare the birds out of all Konoha.

The nine residents in my kitchen turned towards me surprised. My eyes were almost sticking out. They were all so sweaty, they were panting, moaning and FUCKING them self's like dogs in heat! IN MY KITCHEN!

"What the fuck?!" I said again still not believing what I was seeing. I scan the room and I saw two guys unconscious in the floor and almost a dozen glasses. "NARUTO!"

"Yes, Sasuke?" Naruto asked in a corner raising his hand sheepishly, a blush adorning his face.

I growled. "IN MY KITCHEN?!"

Neruto whimpered a little while scratching the back of his head. "It kind off happened…"

I scowled a little. At least he's not the one making the sound or making someone create it. But it doesn't go well that he's actually watching them fuck.

"Naruto, why are you just standing there watching?"

Naruto blushed scarlet and tensed a little. "I'm not!" He yelled embarrassed. "It's just that it started and well…" He started to laugh sheepishly with a blush. "…I don't know…sorry?"

"Hn."

My eyes rounded the kitchen.

"Everyone leave." I said angrily, but no one moved. I growled and glared at the blonde.

"But…" Only saying that word earned the blonde my deadliest glare. He gulped and continued. "If they stop, they'll still be after me. You see someone must have-" I interrupted Naruto knowing what he wants to explain.

"I know what's happening. The Hokage released he chemical in the air."

"What?! That old hag, I knew it!" The blonde said glaring at his fist.

"Naruto." The blonde turned towards me and his pissed face turned to one of fear.

"Yes, Sasuke?"

I smirked. Now I know why Naruo lovd it when I said it. It feels great having power like this. "Tell them when they finish up to clean up and immediately leave and never come back." I said going to lean on the other side of the kitchen wall, not wanting to see the action in there any longer. Especially since their moans, whimpers and gasps were starting to hit me in all the wrong places.

"Yes, Sasuke." I heard the blonde said before I stepped out of the kitchen where sins became more than sins... "What he said, but…you have to walk around the whole village naked before going to all your homes."

There were some murmured "Yes, Naruto." Making my eyebrow twitch and the blonde smile like a fool.

I swear they were too distracted to fully understand just what exactly the blonde had order them to do. When the blonde finally exit the kitchen he jumped surprised when he saw me leaning on the wall. He started laughing nervously.

"Oh…heheh…Sasuke. What are you doing…there?" The blonde said pointing at me.

I raised an eyebrow. "Me? What about you? Liking ordering guys to go naked in the village much?"

"Well...they deserve it!" He said trying to defend him self.

"Whatever. My room. Now." I ordered the blonde that was still mumbling excuses.

"Eep. Yes, Sasuke." Naruto said walking to my room.

I released an annoyed sigh when I heard some gasps in my kitchen. I knew for sure that I was going to make my little kitsune pay for his sins. I quickly went to my room where finally I will have what is rightfully mine. I was smirking when I entered my room, but that soon disappeared when I saw Naruto seating Indian style on the bed with…NOTHING.

OH MY KAMI.

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Tsunade's POV

Maybe I overdid this. I shouldn't have released that, shouldn't I? I can't believe Sasuke and Naruto are together. I thought they were going to kill them self's before that ever happened. I guess that it's like the Hyuuga would said, 'It was fate'.

I shook my head out of that thought.

But still why would that annoying Uchiha get so mad? Naruto can definitely take care of him self! He is going to be the future Hokage after all. There's no teenage that can bit him. I mean it's not like we had someone like Gaara in our…in our…in our…OH SHIT IN A FROG HOLE! I released a hormone craze maniac upon my poor little brother!

My hands moved on their own as I transported where Naruto's chakra was coming, which when I appeared there it surprised me to be in the Uchiha manor. I heard some gasps and moans and my eyes widened. I ran to what seemed to be the kitchen and my jaw fell on the ground or disappeared, either way my mouth is open.

I just entered a kitchen with…four pairs of guys having sex! I heard a snicker and my eyes darted to a man with long white hair seating in stool. My eyebrow twitched. The pervert!

"Jiraya what the hell!?" I hissed.

"Don't look at me! It was all the brats doing. I'm just…doing research. You know…YAOI is the thing right now!"

I couldn't help but blush, but my fist was ready and I punched the pervert out of the kitchen and out the window. I heard loud moans and my ears perked I looked down at the eight teenagers on the floor, sweating, panting, blushing and complete from what the white semen all over the place showed.

I shrieked and got out of there before I fainted. I sighed when I was out of there. I was ready to leave when I heard other moans, but this came from a room…and it sounded a lot like

OH. MY. KAMI.

I blushed and made my seals, and swore my life I was never returning to the Uchiha manor ever again.

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"Sasuke." Naruto said my name with a small blush.

I was still frozen in place in the entrance. Naruto. Naked. Naked Naruto. Naruto Naked.

"Are you going to let me here alone to solve my…problem…again?" Naruto said nodding down to…OH MY KAMI.

I gulped. My hands were itching to ravage the man in front of me. My feet moved on their own, a small smirk adorned my face. I took off my shirt and undid my pants bottom and lowered the zipper, exposing my black boxer's front. I was in front of the seating blonde when I did this. The blonde had his beautiful eyes looking right at me, my eyes digging deep in him, wanting to see all inside him. Without further thinking I grabbed blonde locks and pulled him to a deep kiss. Naruto moaned, pulling me closer with one of his hands going to my neck to deepen the kiss and the other one on one of my shoulders. I thrust my tongue inside the warm delicious mouth of the blonde, loving every second. I started to push the blonde back on the bed until he were flat on the bed, me on top of him.

My hands started to trail his sides, earning a heavy sigh from the blonde. The kiss deepened and I almost felt my tongue deep in the blonde's throat. One of my hands stopped on the tan hip while the other one started to play with the blonde's hardening nipple, creating moans for me to swallow in the deep kiss. Soon after that we separated, letting Naruto take a breather. I started to trail kisses down the boy's face and lower to the neck. I nibbled the hot skin, biting it making the blonde trash, moan and grip my shoulders while his heavy breathing tickled my hair. I sucked harder, making sure to leave a dark mark that would stay for days.

"Sasuke!" Naruto yelled frustrated, bucking his hip, making his member touch my clothed one. I moaned and released the abused neck. I leaned back to look at the blushing blonde beneath me. His heavy breaths exciting me even more as I started to discard my last clothings. When I finally took off my pants and boxers I started to lean back over the blonde. That's when the annoying part started.

No POV

The raven started to crawl back on top of the blushing blonde in the bed in a very sexy way that made the blonde blush more and groan. Sasuke smirked pushing down his body flat on the moaning blonde. Tan hands went to pale hips. The blonde tightened the grip on the hips. His blue eyes flashing red as well as Sasuke's. The raven leaned down his elbows that went to each side of the blonde's head. His breathe tickling all over the blonde's face. The blonde pushed the raven and they twisted to the side so the blonde would straddle the raven. They heard voices outside but didn't care one bit. This moment wasn't going to end no matter what. Hell with the Hokage. Hell with the village, and definitely hell with all the guys.

The blonde leaned down and kissed the raven bellow him. The raven moaned, his hands going to the tan thighs, then going up caressing tan shaped cheeks, making the blonde shiver as they trailed up until they came to the tan hips. He held them there until the blonde pushed down hard making them both moan, making them both open their mouths and some liquid that was inside the blonde's mouth went down the raven's unsuspecting throat. Sasuke's eyes widened and he jerked up pushing Naruto on his lap, coughing when he choked on the liquid.

One of his pale hands left the tan hips and went to lessen his choking fit, hitting his chest. His dark eyes turned to the blonde on his lap. Sitting there so innocently. Naruto's breathless face broke to one with a grin.

"What the hell was that?" Sasuke rasped out.

"What?" The blonde said pretending like he didn't just pushed some disgusting weird drink down the raven's throat.

Sasuke growled. "What do you mean what?"

"Oh." The blonde made a fist and hit his open palm in the air when he made appear like he just remembered what the raven wanted to know.

"Well when you were taking your pants and boxers off I drank some of my drink. You know because I was thirsty and all."

The raven growled. "Really now?" The pale teen said glaring at the blonde.

"Yeah." The blonde said nodding with a huge smile. "Now…" Naruto put one of his hands on a pale hip while the other one went to raven's shoulder. "…let's continue ne, SasUKE." The blonde said pushing the raven hard on his back.

The Uchiha grunted, his hand going towards the blonde's waist. His dark eyebrow twitching when he heard the blonde say his name in such a way. "No. Naruto. You're the UKE!" The raven said twisting their bodies again to push the blonde under him once again. The blonde gasped.

"No way! I'm defiantly more manly than you! I'm seme!" The blonde said pushing with his knee at the raven, so he was once again on top of the pale Uchiha.

Sasuke growled. "No. You're the pouting, cute uke!" Sasuke said pushing the blonde over and pinning him on the blonde, straddling so the blonde couldn't turn him back.

"No way! No way! You're the one with the feminine face, with culinary skills and manners of a girl!"

Tightening his grip on the wrists he was currently holding with his hands he growled, leaning down only centimeters away from the blonde. "There's nothing feminine about my manners and cooking every ninja should be able to do on their own and my face is not feminine." The raven hissed.

The blonde chuckled. "Yeah, next you'll tell me that I have a girls body."

Sasuke tilted his head to the side in a thinking gaze, then a smirk appeared. "You have the figure, the ass, the hips but no boobs. I think you're a pretty sexy girl."

The blonde blushed. "Hey! Well, well…you have ass and the figure too you bastard!"

"Nice try dobe. But I'm more of a man than you."

"Are not!"

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. Not liking that their make out session ended to a discussion about who's manly enough to take the man position in their relationship.

"Fine you win. You're more manly. But…" Here the raven separated Naruto's thighs with his knees. "…I'm still seme." The raven said eying his prize between those thighs.

Naruto grinned. "Sasuke let go of my hand."

"Yes, Naruto." Sasuke's head jerked up to look at the blonde in surprised.

"You annoying little-"

"-Don't finish that." The blonde commanded with a grin.

"Yes, Na… fuck no. Naruto-"

"Lay on your back." Naruto commanded, making the raven do exactly that.

"Dob-"

"Don't call me that."

The raven growled, cursing mentally.

Naruto's hand went to each side of the raven's face, flashing what the raven will call in his mind 'trump card'. He smirked mentally when he saw the curse mark still on the tan hand. In any moment he will show the blonde who's the real man in the relationship.

"Sasuke separate your legs." Naruto's voice was a little squeaky and his blush was too cute for Sasuke to stay quiet.

"Tch. That blush do-Naruto makes you look like a total uke."

Naruto scowled. "Just separate your legs teme!"

"Hn. Yes, Naruto." Sasuke separated his legs making the blonde blush even more when he saw Sasuke's pride. 'No wonder he's such a pride lover.' The raven smirked. "Who's bigger Naru-chan?"

Naruto tensed a little blush, but shook it off as he glares at the raven. "Size isn't everything teme!" The blonde defended.

"Hn." The raven leaned up to Naruto's ear. "But it is definitely important. Don't you think?" The raven said, licking the ear, inside and out, making the blonde shiver and leaned back with a scowl and a huge blush.

"No!" The blonde said shaking his head, his eyes averting down to the very obvious proud member. He jerked his eyes up. He looked everywhere except there. But it was proven to be a hard task since his eyes were just glued at the intimidating appendage. The blonde heard the raven chuckled and he looked up to meet deep amused eyes.

"Naruto…" The name was said so husky it gave shiver all over the blonde. " Come here." The raven said, his voice was so alluring the blonde didn't noticed when he said 'Yes, Sasuke'. He just leaned down in a daze in those deep pools of black. Then his plump lips were met with needy one's and their tongues met and danced, this time the blonde winning. The raven letting the blonde explore his wet cavern this time. Sasuke's hand trailed once again from tan thighs, but instead of stopping around the hips they continued up, grabbing Naruto's hand and pulling them up to the headboard of the bed.

The kiss stop and the raven started to trail kisses on the blonde until he reached the sun kissed ear.

"Don't remove your hand from the headboard." The raven said, licking a kissing, making the blonde moan and groan.

"Yes, Sasuke." The blonde whispered heavily, his eyes closing when he felt Sasuke's hand caressing his hair, his other hand his back stopping on his lower back giving him a sweet shiver through out his vertebra. The raven went back leaving trails of kisses until he was again kissing the blonde. This time the raven won in the fight and he plunging his tongue deep in the blonde, moans erupting when he started to grind his member with the blonde's hardening one.

They both moan in unison, continuing their deep kiss. The pale hand on the blonde's lower back went lower and lower until it was right where he wanted it. He moved a little making the blonde separate his legs wider. One of the pale fingers started to massage the entrance making the blonde gasp and separate from the kiss.

"You bastard sto-ungah!" The pale finger entered and the blonde couldn't hold in his moan when the finger went deeper and deeper hitting a certain spot that made him see stars. "Kami!" He tried moving his hand but he couldn't. He didn't even remember when he put them there. He soon forgot that when the raven inserted a second finger and started to do a scissoring motion that made his toes curl up. Even though it hurt, the hitting that spot over and over erased the worst of the pain. He moaned louder when he felt something wet on one of his nipples. He looked down and held a groan when a moan got out. He saw Sasuke sucking his nipple while looking up at him, a smirk playing on his features.

His blue eyes widened and when he noticed what just happened, his moan blocked his voice when he felt a third finger enter him. "I'm…ugh…kill…you." Naruto said between pants and moans.

Sasuke chuckled an took out his three digits, making the blonde close his eyes and sigh in relief. He was certain he wasn't going to last long with that treatment.

"Sasuke you-!" His voice was drowned in a kiss with the raven. He still couldn't move his hands from the headboard so he couldn't move properly. The raven reached over his night cabinet, opening one he took out a tube of lube. One of his hands was too busy in the back of the blonde's head to keep him in the kiss. So his moved the lube and placed it around the blonde's entrance and squeeze it open, releasing a large amount of it. The blonde gasped and the coldness and moaned when the raven started to push his three digits back in, coating every inch of his entrance good. The blonde tried to pull back from the kiss but the hand in his head didn't let him so he had no choice except bite!

He bit on the lower lip of the raven, making the raven hiss and let go of his head. Naruto leaned back with an angry scowl.

"Teme stop preparing me!"

"Yes, Naruto." The raven stopped not caring since he already finished preparing the blonde.

Naruto was so red it made the raven chuckle. "You ugh! You bastard! I'm going to-"

"Shut up."

"No-Yes-no-UGH! Yes, Sasuke!" His blue eyes screamed cheater all over at Sasuke and the raven couldn't help but to smirk triumphantly.

"Now…" The raven said smirking while caressing the blonde's face. "…Let's continue."

The blonde scowled but returned the kiss when the raven started to kiss him. Sasuke's hand went down to cup Naruto's ass, opening it right on top of his erection, making the blonde moan at the sensation. Sasuke raised the blonde enough and positioned him.

The kiss stopped. "Ready?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto was breathing hard and his glare was useless with that blush slapping his face. It took a moment but the blonde nodded. The raven grabbed tan hips and push the body on top of him down, thrusting up to meet the blonde, hitting dead on the blonde's prostate, making the blonde moan, the curse couldn't stand a chance against this feeling the blonde just felt.

The raven groaned when he heard the blonde and started to thrust up a little bit more harder and deeper making the blonde moan, scrunch his eyes tightly as the raven hit his spot over and over with no mercy. "Kami!" He yelled making the raven want to go deeper, and harder.

The raven pulled the blonde down to him in a very deep and passionate kiss as their senses were overflowing in heat. Naruto's hip started to move on their own as he met Sasuke's hard thrusts. Their moans echoed in the room. The heat raising and their sweat mixing as their bodies joined completely. The movements were swiftly, hard, fast and deep. It was an unstoppable feeling as their eyes closed tightly when they finally they were soon to cum. Naruto's and Sasuke's stomach twisted and it was blinding when they finally left that heat and fluid exit their over heated bodies. Sasuke released inside the tight cavern of Naruto, and the blonde released between his and the raven's torso. It felt so warm and so good. Their eyes were still out of this world as they body felt too heavy to keep holding up or bending. They both fell limply on the bed, Naruto falling on top of the raven, unable to move because of his hands. Their bodies still joint, until the blonde raised him self a little making the raven and himself groan at the slick and arousing feeling.

Their breath mixed in their room. Their sweet scent of love and sweat overpowering their senses. Naruto looked up, his head was beside Sauke's on top of the pillow. His and Sasuke's chest moving in sync. His blue eyes scanned his hand, noticing the black mark still on his hand. He sighed a little disappointed. His eyes widened when the mark started to disappear. When it banished, his face broke in to de evilest grin ever made.

"Oh, Sasuke." Naruto sang, moving his hand to lay them on each side of Sasuke's head, making the raven raised an eyebrow. Then he noticed something very important. The blonde was speaking and he was moving his hands. He gulped when he saw the very intimidating blonde on top of him.

"Kami have mercy."

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