Warning!! The following text contains mass amounts of hot, scrummy, mind blowing, nose bleeding, blush causing, toe curling, eye crossing, heart stopping man on man goodness. If you have a problem with that RUN AWAY!!

Editor's Note: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Red and green highlighter decorates the story. Ah, such wondrous abundance at this time of year. I have truly done my best to convince that stubborn child to update other stories as well, but like the recalcitrant teenager she is, she ignores me with single-minded zeal and pure defiance. Whips don't work because she likes them too much. But as the New Year comes into existence, I shall do my best to continue to harangue and nag the stubborn child into behaving. Or at least I shall continue to enjoy myself trying. *rolls eyes* she takes after Kakashi so much I really don't know what I am going to do with her.

AN: How the hell is it I'm still getting called a 'child'? I'm mid 20's, goddammit! *wanders off muttering about evil nazi editors* lol, my editor really does love me. The whips are evidence of that ^_^

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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ~ REVENGE!

"Three days, Kakashi." Iruka growled as he crawled onto the bed and moved slowly towards his lover. "I couldn't work for three days. I could barely move for three goddamn days."

Kakashi began to shuffle up the bed away from the Chuunin, seriously worried at the mildly psychotic look in the normally calm brown eyes. A full retreat was effectively impeded by his bindings. Iruka took hold of the blankets and flung them to the floor as Kakashi pressed up against the pillows and frowned at the handcuffs locked around his wrists, securing them to the bed frame.

"Iruka, love… now, just calm down."

The Jounin gave a yelp as Iruka grabbed one of his ankles and yanked him back into a prostrate position, the handcuff chain clinking as his arms were stretched tight. The smaller man straddled his chest and Kakashi found himself looking into a pair of furious eyes, only inches above his own.

"Three days, Kakashi." Iruka growled his breath ghosting over the older man's lips below. "And where the hell were you?"

"I – ah… was on a… mission?" Kakashi finished with a very nervous and sheepish smile.

"You. Were on. A mission." The chill in Iruka's voice could have rivalled the harshest winter storm.

Kakashi swallowed nervously. "Umm… yes?"

"I woke up to a note, Kakashi. A note! You screw me multiple times until I couldn't move, used toys on me until I finally pass out then I wake up to a NOTE! And it wasn't even a surprise mission. You knew you had to leave the next morning and yet you still did… did… that without thinking of the after effects!"

"At least I unlocked you before I left."

As soon as the words left his mouth Kakashi wanted to catch them in mid air and stuff them back down his throat. Iruka glared at him and for a moment, just a moment, Kakashi was completely convinced that looks could kill.

A moment later, the Chuunin sighed and sat back up, resting on the Jounin's thighs. The expressive dark eyes closed as the teacher pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance and sighed again, obviously striving for inner control.

Kakashi… stayed very, very still.

"Kakashi…"

"Nn?"

"Love…"

"Yes?"

Iruka opened his eyes and gave him the most sadistic smirk he'd ever seen. That smirk made Anko's efforts look like those of a virgin schoolgirl smiling shyly at her crush from a distance.

Uh oh!

Iruka leant back down again until his lips hovered millimetres above Kakashi's. The temptation to capture those lips was almost too much. He'd not been able to kiss his Chuunin for two weeks and had missed him terribly, missed the kisses and hugs, missed his lover's warmth. He stayed very still, however, as his survival instincts were yelling at him not to make any move that might tip the angry teacher over the edge. Kakashi had never seen Iruka look quite that sadistic before and to be honest… he was a little scared.

"You do realise I have to punish you now, right?" Iruka murmured, his voice taking on a deep, sultry tone that had the Copy-nin swallowing thickly. "After all," the small tanned nose brushed along his paler one gently and a tongue flicked teasingly across his lower lip, "you were a very, very, very naughty boy."

A shudder ran though the long pale body pinned to the bed as Iruka murmured the words from one of Kakashi's favourite Icha Icha fantasies.

"And naughty boys," the full lips brushed lightly over his own, "need to be… fucked."

The Jounin released a throaty groan when Iruka finally captured his mouth, hard and demanding. The kiss stole his breath away and he pushed into it desperately wanting more. A tongue slid past his lips and was met enthusiastically by his own. The younger man tasted like minty toothpaste and pure Umino Iruka. It had him lapping up the flavour like a cat with cream. Addictive, seductive, and oh so desired.

He bared his teeth in frustration as the Chuunin pulled away and darted up, trying to recapture the mouth above only to jerk back to the pillows with a pleasured hiss as Iruka wrapped his hand tightly around the Jounin's still clothed erection.

"So hard, love, after only a kiss?" Iruka whispered to him huskily, running his tongue up the shell of the pale ear. "Could it be that you didn't have a chance to relieve yourself during the mission?"

"No." Kakashi groaned out as he was rubbed sensuously through the material of his pants.

Iruka moved down his body and untied the drawstring, pulling the pants down and smirking when Kakashi lifted his hips to help remove them.

"My poor, poor love," Kakashi gritted his teeth and groaned as a calloused hand wrapped around his shaft and gave a squeeze. "Why didn't you touch yourself when you got home?"

Kakashi began to pant as another hand came up and started to lightly massage his tightly drawn up testicles. "Wan- Ahh! Wanted you." He panted out and bucked his hips, trying to get Iruka to move the hand holding his length.

"I see." Iruka smiled down at him, a sadistic tilt to his lips. "How sweet."

The teasing hands pulled back from Kakashi and the older man was about to protest when he saw Iruka reach to pull off his shirt. His tongue snuck out to wet suddenly dry lips as that wonderful honey skin he'd missed so much on the mission was exposed. Pants quickly followed the shirt and before he knew it, he had a fully naked Chuunin kneeling over him smiling seductively. Dark strands had escaped from the ponytail; framing his beloved's face and making the man look irresistibly sexy.

The smell of caramel reached Kakashi's sensitive nose, the older man's eyes widening when he saw Iruka lift one of the flavoured lube tubes and squeeze a small amount onto his finger. The tanned finger then travelled to a dusky nipple and began to circle it, spreading the liquid. He smiled lazily down at the thoroughly entranced Jounin and arched into his own touch. Brown eyes closed and Iruka tipped his head back in pleasure as he pinched his nipple, rolling it, and causing blood to start pooling in his groin. The bound man's heart threatened to beat its way out of his chest and through the roof.

Iruka opened his eyes and fixed his panting lover with a heated gaze. "Want a taste?"

"Oh hell yes!" Kakashi panted out and licked his lips.

The Chuunin just smirked and crawled up the pale body, making sure to dip his hips so their erections momentarily brushed. Kakashi thrust upwards but Iruka had already moved on and the older man growled.

"Now, now, love. Don't get greedy." Iruka chided as he lowered his coated nipple to pale, eagerly awaiting lips.

Kakashi instantly latched his mouth over the nub, sucking it into his mouth and laving it with his tongue. Iruka groaned and arched into the sensation, hissing pleasurably when strong teeth closed over and worried the sensitised skin. After a few moments, the younger man pulled away and knelt up again. Reaching back, Iruka retrieved the lube and repeated the process with his other nipple, offering it to the Jounin after playing with it first himself. When Iruka began to pull away Kakashi tried to follow but was pressed back down to the mattress forcefully.

"Behave."

Kakashi just swallowed thickly and nodded before gaping seconds later as Iruka dribbled some of the lubricant onto his now fully erect cock. Some of the substance dripped onto the pale chest below. The Jounin tugged uselessly at the cuffs as he watched Iruka take hold of his own shaft and begin to pleasure himself. Oh Kami, Kakashi wanted to touch! Iruka let his head fall back and moaned openly as he pleasured his own flesh, letting out wanton sounds that soon had the bound man squirming. Dark eyes opened and gazed heatedly down into the single slate grey.

"Taste?"

"Yes." Kakashi ground out and strained towards the tempting flesh so near but still out of reach.

Iruka came forwards slowly, gradually sliding his length past the willing parted lips as if he had all the time in the world. The slow pace and incredible show the Chuunin was putting on had Kakashi greedily sucking and licking the hard flesh in his mouth.

"Kakashi," Iruka moaned above him huskily. "Ahh Kami, Kakashi. So… so good."

The tanned hips began to rock gently and gradually push deeper and deeper in, being careful not to choke the Jounin. Kakashi didn't care, he took in as much of Iruka as he could from his difficult position. His own erection was painfully hard and he could feel himself dripping precum on his stomach. Iruka was just too damn sexy. He closed his eye momentarily to concentrate on not choking as the tanned man pushed in further than he had before when a ticklish sensation over his groin had it snapping open again.

Above him Iruka grinned deviantly before waving one of the tickling feathers at him and moving his arm back again to dance it over his abs and around his over twitching erection. All too soon, the younger man was pulling away from him and Kakashi flicked his tongue out one last desperate time to lap at his lover's member before it moved out of reach.

"I've learned lots of things during my time with you, Kakashi." Iruka stated conversationally, not sounding at all like he'd been thrusting and moaning into a hot mouth seconds ago. "One of the things I've learned is just how to torture you."

"What do you mean?" Kakashi asked warily while still devouring the figure in front of him with his uncovered eye.

"Well you see," Iruka lifted the tube of lube again and began to coat his fingers in the slick, sweet substance. "I know that blindfolding and gagging you would be a complete waste of efforts."

Kakashi watched all the Chuunin's movements carefully and swallowed at the mischievous look in his lover's eyes. "Why?" he asked breathily.

"Because," Iruka smirked at him and reached behind to start probing at his own entrance, "nothing gets you hotter than being able to watch…but nothing frustrates you more than not being able to do what you want to. Considering I managed to chain the dog, you can't touch. And I'm going to ignore all your demands so gagging is a waste of time. Feel free to be as noisy as you wish."

Kakashi knew his mouth was hanging open but he honestly seemed to have lost control of his jaw muscles. Iruka sighed pleasurably as he pushed a finger inside himself and began slowly to move it around, pumping in and out to coat his passage thoroughly. When the younger man added a second finger, Kakashi's body finally reminded him that he did actually need to breathe if he wanted to stay conscious and continue watching. He sucked in a large lungful of air and with it his brain seemed to snap back into working order. Rubbing his head around on the pillow below, he finally managed to knock loose the wrap covering his sharingan eye, the red orb snapping open and immediately beginning to record the spectacle before him.

A cry escaped the full lips just in time for the sharingan to catch when Iruka obviously found his prostate. The smaller male was bent over on his knees and one arm helping to support him, hand fisted in the bed sheets. His back was arched and his whole body trembled as fingers slid in and out. A third finger was added. The teacher's erection was dripping, expressive eyes closed tight as white teeth captured the full bottom lip, and a needy keen escaped the long tanned throat. Kakashi had never seen a more breathtaking sight in all his life.

"Beautiful." He whispered breathlessly.

Hazed eyes opened and looked at him, so dark with pleasure they appeared almost black. A deep flush spread across his facial scar when Iruka noticed the exposed sharingan.

"Kakashi." Iruka moaned breathlessly and Kakashi knew he'd been wrong before. That was the most breathtaking sight he's ever seen in his life.

With one last push with his fingers and a delicious shudder, Iruka withdrew the digits and reached for something by his leg. Kakashi released a deep moan when he saw the butt plug in the tanned hand.

"Have to be sure I'm nicely stretched for you, love." The younger man smiled, reaching behind himself and pushing it in with a throaty groan. "Oh gods, that feels good."

Kakashi couldn't take anymore. Iruka hadn't been half-wrong with what he'd said earlier. This was torture!

"Iruka, love, please… I'm desperate. Please."

Iruka looked at him thoughtfully for a moment before smiling gently. "Well we can't have that now."

He took hold of the pale thighs and spread them wide, settling between the long legs and once more lubricating his fingers. Kakashi let out a loud moan as one of the fingers began to circle his entrance and he tried to push down on the digit. Iruka allowed him to but the cuffs only allowed Kakashi to move far enough that the finger only slipped in to the first knuckle.

"More," he moaned and strained against his binds. "I need more."

The finger slowly pressed in further, so slowly he felt like screaming. "So eager, love." Iruka whispered and began to slide his finger around, thoroughly coating the passage. "So very tight."

A second finger joined the first and Kakashi hissed at the pleasure of being stretched. He usually topped, but still enjoyed bottoming for his lover when the mood took them. Iruka was very careful, stretching him slowly and gently, taking his sweet time. In fact, he was taking so much of his sweet time it was driving Kakashi insane! Couldn't they speed things up just a little bit?

"You have no idea how gorgeous you look like this, Kakashi. How incredibly hot." Iruka's other hand ran up the Jounin's chest, light fingers drifting over the sweating skin gently and finally taking hold of one of the pale pink nipples. "It makes me want to take you quickly." The nipple was circled by light fingers, tantalising but not satisfying. Goosebumps broke out over the pale skin. "It makes me want to be rough and give you fast pleasure." To emphasise his words Iruka finally gave a hard stroke over his prostate at the same time as he pinched the hardened nipple and tugged firmly.

Kakashi arched up and slammed his head back onto the pillows, giving a husky shout. The fingers buried inside him pressed against his prostate a few more times as the fingers rolled his nipple before the hands withdrew completely. Kakashi whimpered, opening dazed eyes that quickly widened when something blunt was pushed up inside of him, stretching him further.

"What the-" he cut himself off with a gasp when he looked down and saw the remote in Iruka's hand, being waved at him playfully.

"Payback's a bitch." Iruka smirked and a click was heard.

Kakashi choked out a breath as the egg began vibrating inside him, pressed up hard against his prostate. Iruka chuckled and slid up his body, nipping his skin at random intervals until he'd reached a pale ear.

"And to think, that's only the first level." Iruka whispered teasingly. "There're five in total and an interesting little setting which makes it vibrate in pulses rather than continuously. We'll have to play with them all of course. Try out every one to see what you like the best."

A deep groan of both desire and embarrassment escaped the Jounin's throat as he recognised the words he'd whispered to Iruka only weeks ago. While the vibrator made his whole body tremble, the dark little mouth set to work and made a very valiant effort to drive him completely mad! Kakashi could do nothing but lie there and accept all Iruka wanted to do to him helplessly. The full lips and hot tongue tortured his upper body, teasing his nipples to hard nubs and caressing his skin in the sweetest possible way. Another click, however, had him forgetting all about the hot mouth as his frame gave a mighty shudder and he hissed at the overwhelming stimulation.

Hands on his straining erection had him forcibly cracking open an eye and gasping when he saw what his lover was doing. "Gods, Iruka! Please no!"

Iruka totally ignored him and slid the cock ring into place. Kakashi slammed his head back against pillows when the band pressed into his hardened flesh, biting in with a torturous pleasure.

"Fuuuck…" he hissed in frustration.

"If you insist, love." Iruka murmured huskily and Kakashi watched with wide eyes as the tanned man reached behind him and removed the butt plug, keening in the back of his throat.

The younger male shifted until he was straddling the pale hips. He took hold of Kakashi's erection, lined it up before slowly lowering himself onto the pulsing member. Kakashi thought he was going to die as the tight velvet heat engulfed him. He would have come there and then but the ring prevented it, staving off his release and making him groan while yanking against the cuffs binding him. Iruka groaned loudly as he impaled himself and took a moment to adjust to his lover's length. They stopped there, Kakashi trying to thrust into his Chuunin while Iruka kept him pinned and still.

"You want more, Kashi?" Another click sounded and Kakashi let out a strained groan from between gritted teeth. His whole body strained as torturous pleasure wracked his system and he still couldn't quite reach completion. He was so hard it was painful and tears began to gather at the edges of his tightly closed eyes. It was too much, just far, far too much. It had been too long since he'd released and being held so captive was truly torture. The excessive stimulation had moved beyond pleasure to suffering.

"Iruka," he choked out and trembled as the tears slid from beneath the lids. "Ruka, please. Please, please, please…"

He begged over and over as tears fell and tremors moved though his body. Suddenly the vibrations wracking his system lessened, they didn't stop but were now on the lowest setting again still holding him so close to completion but just out of reach. He pulled much needed oxygen into his lungs with large gasps as the ring restraining his erection was loosened. Gentle hands were brushing away his tears and stroking soothingly over his trembling body.

"I'm sorry, love. It's too much for you. It's been too long."

Lips kissed his and calloused hands slid up his arms to his wrists. With a surge of chakra at the lock, the clips released and Kakashi could finally pull his hands free. He wound his arms around the strong body above him and held the younger man close as a hot tongue laved away the last of the moisture from his eyes. The mismatched orbs opened to find dark brown ones staring down at him full of concern and love.

"I love you, Kakashi." Iruka whispered and captured his mouth in a deep kiss.

The younger man began to rock his hips and Kakashi had to break the kiss to cry out as the motion not only pleasured his cock but also pressed the vibrating egg harder against his prostate. He buried his hands in soft dark hair, snapping the tie so it tumbled around broad shoulders. There was no way he was going to last long at this rate.

"Kashi."

The Jounin moaned at the breathless call of his name and thrust up into the tight passage of his lover. With the thrust, Iruka let out a loud cry and Kakashi realised he'd instinctively aimed for where he knew his lover's prostate to be. The sound of that cry destroyed any remaining thought and the older man began to drive harder and faster into the glorious heat. His hands locked in an iron grip around Iruka's hips; he trembled at how each of his thrusts pressed the vibrator harder against his own sensitive gland. He could hear Iruka panting his name above him and his movements became erratic, orgasm surging forward.

The sensations overwhelmed and swamped his senses and his arms tightened around his lover. He buried his face against the tanned neck and did something he'd never done before and had no control over. Kakashi came with a loud, desperate, and resounding cry. He held desperately to Iruka as the pleasure threatened to rent him asunder from the inside. Screaming against the honey skin, he felt as though he might fly apart and his beloved was the only thing holding him together.

Finally, finally, the pulses began to ease and he could draw air into his lungs again. He felt exhausted. Completely and utterly spent. The caress of warm hands and lips were registered somewhere in the back of his mind but darkness came forwards to claim him.

"Ru." He whispered before sinking blissfully into the black.

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When Kakashi woke again, the room was dark and his hair was being methodically stroked. With happy sigh, he stretched like a cat then opened his eyes to blink blearily up at the only face he wanted to wake up to for the rest of his life. The face of his Chuunin, who was smiling at him lovingly.

"Are you alright, love?"

Kakashi hummed happily and looped his arms around the smaller man, nuzzling into the tanned neck.

"I'm great," he murmured happily before gasping and pulling back. "Ruka, did you-"

Iruka just chuckled. "I came. How could I not with you reacting like that in my arms. Gods, Kakashi, I couldn't decide if I was frightened by the strength of your reaction or had all my dreams come true at once."

Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief; he hadn't passed out on Iruka before his Chuunin had found release. Snuggling back into the warm body beside him, he closed his eyes again and happily inhaled his lover's earthy scent.

"Sleep now." He mumbled.

Iruka tightened his arms around the Jounin and smiled happily. "Welcome home, love."

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AN: all said and done. Poor Kakashi got his comeuppance and Iruka got his revenge. Well that was a lot of fun to write and I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I have ^_^

Thank you to all the readers who have reviewed, in particular those who don't leave me a way to answer their reviews. I appreciate all your comments and they often make my day ^_^

Until next time!