Hi! So you managed to Stumble Upon me? Impressive.

I'll update sometimes since I don't have a planned and active story going on at the moment. Here's a little bit about me:

Real name - Just don't even try to ask.
Pen name - Xaviar Ignatious Victraun (but Author XIV for short!)
Nickname(s) - ScarfBoy, Scarfy, scarfboyxiv
Age - Take a guess. (somewhere in the teens... there's your hint)
Gender - I am most definitely, most assuredly, positively, absolutely, without a single shred of doubt a male

I do like - writing, writer's boom, plays & musicals, comedy, popcorn, being invisible, movies, anything with friends, Disneyland, reading for pleasure, 7-Eleven, Asian markets, sleep, weekends, steampunk, many things Disney

I do not like - writer's block, when I have writer's boom and I'm distracted, being confused or 'left out of the loop,' being invisible, uptight and rude personalities (the fakes), computer crashes, loud noises, and other unpleasant stuff...

If you'd like to get to know me even more, send me a PM and chat me up! I'm definitely open for conversations.

My deviantART page

My NaNoWriMo page

My tumblr page

Here's a little Table of Contents to navigate this sorta confusing profile:

1. Author Updates
2. Active Story Updates
3. Future and Active Story Statuses
4. Some Pairings
5. Four "Copy and Pastes"

More shall become released to the general public (you guys) eventually. :3

Author XIV

P.S. Praise for fanfiction writing! (Edit 11/1/12: I revised the link so it's not borked anymore.)

"Author Updates"

2/17/14 - I'm not dead. I'm very much alive! I'm so alive that I've updated the Active section to include BtGO!!! Isn't THAT exciting? Head on down there to check it out. The two sections you won't really understand will be explained as the story progresses... especially the second of the two. I've proofread it and my beta readers have refined it with the finest comb in existence to make this the best possible work from me, and I'm very joyful to start it soon!

In other unrelated news, I have had a lot of traffic from Hungary the past two months. So much that they've surpassed the United States as my usual high trafficker. Thank you to all of you from Hungary (if any of you guys are reading this)! =D

11/30/13 - So I achieved 50K words this year for Nanowrimo (finally), but I'm nowhere near being done with Beyond the Game Over. The great news is that I have finished Act I of the story arc and am beginning the second one. With that completed, I'm handing it off to my trusted beta readers. If all goes well, I plan to start publishing around Christmas time until the end of the first act or, if I write more and have enough of Act II to start, I'll keep going.

5/13/13 - I'm still active! I'm cleaning up a bit after a friend of mine mentioned I have a lot for someone who's only written 7 things. Pardon the pixie dust!

12/31/12 - Once upon a time, I was good at updating my profiles. I also knew just the thing to say. I even consistently worked on a single project at a time with great concentration. I suppose I should start with a cry of "HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!" Yeah, I'll start with that.

The next big announcement is the one about my Christmas thingy. I, er, it's not a Christmas thing anymore. It's a 2013 thing now... a 100 Themes project specifically. "100 Quarters". Go look for it in the Story Statuses section. :)

"Active Story Updates"

Beyond the Game Over

The Story So Far - Hope and her party have successfully avoided getting caught on the Fawful Express and bump into a stranger in the sewers...

Recruits - Prince Peasley?!, Toadbert, Lady Bow, Toadsworth, Mihn T, ...

Statues - none

COMPLETION: 14/?? chapters; currently waiting for Act II

TAR - So far, five teams have been cast away from the game: two in odd ways, three by the standard elimination. Nine teams remain.

Goombella and Dupree
Mario and Dimentio
Zess & Tayce T.
Flurrie and Mz. Mowz
Doopliss and Vivian
Peach and TEC
Nastasia and Toadsworth
Koops and Parakarry

"Future and Active Story Statuses"

•Active/Completed (one-shots are implied)

Beyond the Game Over
Writing completion: 16 chapters/?? chapters (?? percent)
Writing by Act: Act I (14/14), Act II (2/??), Act III (0/??)
Posting completion: 14/??
Updates: -PAUSED-

Super Paper Phred
Writing completion: 100 percent
Posting completion: 66/66
Update: No more... it's finally done. :D

T.A.R. Paper Mario Universe - EXTREME HIATUS
Writing completion: 6.36 chapters
Posting completion: 6 chapters
Updates: When the next chapter is done (not a priority of mine at all)

•Future

Paper Mario: Book of Ages (Original idea by ChetRippo; Original soundtrack by Mank25)

Info: Mario and his friends decide to host a Mario Party, but when Peach is kidnapped earlier than usual, Mario suspects foul play. He tails the kidnapper into a realm previously unknown to the Mushroom Kingdom. He doesn't have much time to explore because a comet is about to wipe out the town! A mysterious book teleports him back in time (in the nick of time! 8D) however, and he learns that he must save the world again, but with a time limit! With this strange book & a new cast of Partners, friends, and enemies, can Mario save Countdown Town and his own homeland from The Great Tick-Tocker?

Chances of doing: 100 percent (with Chet's permission, of course.); third priority

Progress: They're fighting through the Azure Knight's castle in search of the stolen girls, the perverted antithesis of a knight, and maybe a special tool...

A little warning: the Prologue I'm writing, I will admit, deviates away from Chet's original synopsis (but I'm using the Mario Party idea he ditched!)

Beyond the Game Over

Info: Sequel AU to Bowser's Inside Story where Bowser lost; it's been 20 years since the defeat of Bowser by his nemeses Dark Bowser and Fawful. Since then, nearly every Kingdom has fallen to their dark reign and it seems the hope has disappeared from the world. But now, two Toad Town best-friends have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to finally bring back the light in the world. With a little help from some old faces, can these two teens assemble the only forces able to conquer the nefarious duo or will they get grounded for life for leaving home without permission?

Chances of doing: 100 percent; first priority

Progress: FIRST ACT COMPLETED; two chapters into Act II (16/??); check above for activity!

100 Quarters

Info: My personal pet project of 2014. A Wreck-it Ralph 100 Themes challenge. I don't know what else to say about this type of thing.

Chances of doing: 95 percent; second priority

Progress: 13/100 written; 8/100 posted (on dA); schedule TBD for fanfiction.net

Current theme: Drive (it would help if I knew how to...)

The Dark Five Anarchy

Info: PM: TTYD fanfic; story line involves the Dark Boos of the Poshley Sanctum; going under some character and plot development before I start writing

Chances of doing: 90 percent; fourth priority

Progress: Short intro poem (1/??)

"Pairings"
(bold ones are OTPs)

Mario/Peach - obvious reasons
Vivian/Doopliss - they seem to go together like two peas in a pod even though Vivian doesn't like him much
Dimentio/a mirror - One word: Narcissism
KirBow - They're so cute together! The way Kirby made those bows out of the Crystal Flower and how he never gave in when the Crystal King kidnapped her... so romantic! *heart melts*
LuMalon - The authoress of this shipment did so with grace and finesse! Who would have thought that Luigi's new love would fall out of the sky? :P
Fawful/Mimi - Sure he's eccentric and she wants a hunk, but maybe he'll create something to turn him into one. If that doesn't work, maybe getting to know each other through adventure will!
Chell/Wheatley - there's just some sort of connection there I can't put into words
FlutterMac - sooooooo much d'awwww!
Pokey Pie - see "FlutterMac"
Zangief/Ralph ("Street Wreckers") - I ship them so hard that it's honestly hard for me to explain why exactly I love it so much! X3
Ralsa - Ralph and Elsa may be from different periods, but their stories and personalities match so beautifully that it's so awesome! Also Jennifer Lee ships it
Kristoff/Ralph ("Wreckback Mountain" to my friend) - see "Chell/Wheatley"

"Copy and Pastes"

If you think Paper Mario X is the best damn Paper Mario adaptation ever, put this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen in love with a certain video game character and hug the tv/computer screen every time you see that character appear, copy and paste this.

Steve the Red Leaf-Pikmin is a trooper. Copy and Paste this if you think so too.

If you honestly believe that making everyone else a 'Mr.' is ridiculous and only Luigi is awesome enough to be able to, copy and paste this to your profile