Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, House of Night, and La Corda D'Oro. hello ppls. u dont know me and i probably don't know you, so lets start with the basics. Name(s): alice, real name midnightrose12206, screen name alice in wonderland, nickname retard, sometimes true weirdo, always true (and damn proud of it) Update on nicknames dumbass (why do I have to think outside of the classroom?) fatass (food, do u understand?) jackass/jerk (can't help wat i am) bored (I'm bored, what are u?) Age: not old, not young, not child, not adult, what am i? no guesses? i'm 16, for now... Sex: hmmm...ima have to think bout that one. no wait, its not that kind! duh, so retarded! female, always! teehee... Interests/Hobbies: reading, playing my saxophone, writing (of all sorts), hanging with friends, drawing, shopping, Fave books: maximum ride series twilight series (not the movies) blue bloods series house of night series (not after the...7th/6th book) blue is for nightmares series hunger games host young wizards chronicles of vladimir tod darkangel trilogy blood and chocolate harry potter inheritance cycle vampire academy wicked lovely downsiders infinity by sherrilyn kenyon (really, really LOVE this series) thats all i could think of on the spot for now...still a lot though (i know im a bookworm XD) Fave authors: isabel allende laurie stolarz richelle mead stephenie meyer diane duane james patterson j.k. rowling p.c. and kristen cast christopher poulini sherrilyn kenyon jessica bird/ j.r. ward Best friends: cherry/joyce kristine rodechelle faye melanie elizabeth cookie danielle Where i'm from: the U.S of A (hell ya!) sunny california (very nice =D) vietnam (originally) Fave things (didn't mean it like that perverts! tee hee): flowers (black roses to be exact) corny sayings (wat can i say?) romance (ima sap, i admit it) chocolate (enough said XD) Just whatever caught my eye when I go surf the net This is a really, really funny story I read somewhere on the net and I just had to put it on my pro. Seriously funny, I almost busted a gut when I finished reading it. One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation. Another funny story that I found while surfing the net (while I was supposed to be finishing my project ;D) I can't focus well and this just caught my focus for me, too bad it can't force me to do my hw, oh well. loved this one. ENJOY!! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Funny little sayings. love them cuz they are so true! You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain Mind like parachute - only function when open We all go a little mad sometimes there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line "i am implementing the 'screw you' plan" I'm not evil I'm...no wait, I AM evil... Free insults, come get yours When the world turns it's back on you, steel it's wallet! Oh my Gosh! A friend of mine sent this to me and it was soooooooooooooo sad! read! my name is chris I must be stupid, I wish I were better, I can't do a wrong, When I'm awake, When my mommy does come home, I just heard a car, I hear him curse, I try to hide, He finds me weeping, He slaps and hits me, He's already locked it, I fall to the floor, 'I'm sorry!', I scream, The hurt and the pain, And he finally stops, My name is Chris, And you can help, I pray for your forgiveness, And because you ARE affected, IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! If you feel that your world stops spinning !Just kick it!. It's a ball so it should start rolling all over again. . I laughed my ass off (no offense to twilight lovers, this actor is just S-C-A-R-Y in my opinion) 95 of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your sig if you are part of the 5 that would sit here with popcorn and a camera and yell DO A FLIP!! 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