Upcoming fanfiction:

Teen Titans version of 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' (request)--Due to college and writer's block, this hasn't been written yet. I do think it'll be highly based on the movie, and will most likely star Beast Boy and Raven (not as a couple). Update: It's been started. Teen Titans is not currently my hyperfixation, so I work on it whenever I get the motivation to.

Possible re-write of Terra--There are some thing that I wished I'd included that I didn't when I originally wrote it--fleshing out the characters, expanding of Kathryn/Kitten's clique, bringing in plot points from the 2013 Carrie adaptation, possible appearances from DC characters who weren't in the actual show to populate the school, and do more with the prom scene/town's destruction. I admittedly am a bit attached to this AU, and I've grown a bit since I last wrote it--when I originally wrote it, I was in high school. If I do this, it'll probably come after the Teen Titans/Nightmare on Elm Street, though. And yes, even though I abhor BBRae, I'll try digging deeper into their relationship.

My favorite shipping are:

Carrie White/Tommy Ross--they were so wonderful together! If the Black Prom hadn't happened, I think this had a lot of possibility.

Anakin/Padme--the Clone Wars tv series helped this pairing immensely. I do like it for what it is.

Harry/Ginny--they are so cute! Ginny is the one that understands him the best, and the one he has the most romantic chemistry with.

Lily/James--In all honesty, they complete each other. They do have chemistry. They were made for each other. And no, Lily did not hate James.

Sirius/Marlene--I know she's basically an OC, but when it's well-written, it's adorable.

Bubbles/Boomer--Bubbles has a crush on Boomer. I don't feel as much for the color coded pairings (except this one) anymore, though.

Blossom/Boomer--Honestly, it seems like it could be really cute.

Zuko/Katara--opposites attract! And they both lost their mothers. Not to mention their families are like a twisted mirror of each other.

Aang/Toph--when done right, it works.

Sokka/Suki--so adorable!

Katara/Aang--I used to hate it, but it grew on me.

Ty Lee/Zuko--This is my favorite Avatar pairing. It's very cute, and they balance each other out nicely, and they complete each other. This ship is seriously underrated. It kind of reminds me of Robin/Starfire, really.

Mai/Ty Lee--their friendship is adorable, and this is the one femslash pairing in this show I can see.

Leia/Han--quite cute.

Ash/Misty so obvious! Also, Misty is the only girl I can see Ash with. Not to mention the only series in which Ash had a soul and a personality was the OS.

Drew/May--They're cute. It's one of my favorite twerp shippings.

Jessie/James--so made for each other! This pairing needs more love. The Team Rocket Trio is way better than the twerps.

Kenny/Dawn--It's cute, even if I prefer Gary/Dawn now.

Barry/Dawn--This one's also cute, and it helps that ever since Serena was introduced, I started to like Dawn a little more. These days I like Cavaliershipping more, though.

Iris/Cilan--It's adorable! Despite having differing personalities, they have quite a amiable relationship. This is probably my favorite twerp shipping.

Pikachu/Meowth--Yes, I'm aware that Meowth and Pikachu and technically both guys. Meowth seems to want to hold Pikachu a lot when they capture Pikachu. It's so cute! It needs more love.

Cassidy/Butch--it's pretty cute.

Gary/Dawn--I've grown to like this pairing recently, too. It's actually become my ultimate pairing for Dawn.

Zoey/Dawn--I have a softspot for this pairing.

Brock/Lucy--it's rare that Brock has a woman that likes him, and this pairing is kind of cute.

Carly/Gibby--it's so cute!

BB/Terra--so sad what happened to her! It was clear she loved him. She sacrificed herself to save him (and her friends) And about the betrayal thing...Beast Boy told her after promising to be her friend that she didn't have any friends. So it wasn't really her fault (though she definitely wasn't blameless, either). And then when he next saw her, he said 'Terra, we're your friends!' I can understand her anger. BB hurt her as much as she hurt him. And besides, Terra thinks he's funny.

BB/Star (If I can't have BB/Terra, I go with this one) I think they're cute together! Although I ship this in only small doses.

Cy/Rae--I know a lot of people pair Beast Boy and Raven up because they can make each other feel better, but Cyborg makes her smile the most. Cyborg is more mature than Beast Boy, so his personality goes better with Raven's. Also, they have more in common.

Aqualad/Rae--I think they're really cute together. His personality goes better with Raven's than Beast Boy's ever could.

Kid Flash/Jinx--They had so much chemistry, and he tried to hard to get her on the good side.

Rob/Rae--it makes really nice dark fics, and it could work

Raven/Terra--This one actually makes sense. They actually have similar issues, like control over their powers, but have different personalities, so they balance each other out well. Also, Raven was very angry with Terra after her betrayal; angrier than any of the others, including Beast Boy, which means she was very fond of Terra.

Raven/Starfire--They're really, really, close in the show, so I can see it happening.

Eponine/Marius--so tragic! I know it was one-sided on Eponine's side, but if Cosette wasn't in the picture, I think this could have happened, at least musical-wise.

Cosette/Marius--I was opposed to it at first, but it grew on me.

Timmy/Trixie--they are perfect for each other!

Cosmo/Wanda--so cute!

Chester/Tootie--I really think this could work! She's the only girl I can see Chester with.

Tootie/Remy--it seems like it could be cute.

Rob/Star: I've grown to like this one.

Cody/Courtney--It's really cute! They were both hurt by Duncan and Gwen's kiss, so it could work. Also, I can see Courtney's personality meshing with Cody's better than it could with Trent's or Duncan's.

Dipper/Pacifica--They had some great chemistry in Northwest Mansion Mystery.

Mabel/Pacifica--This is cute, too, and their bickering in Weirdmaggedon part Three seemed more playful than mean spirited.

Ford/Fiddleford--This is probably one of the most compatible pairings in the show. It's pretty obvious they got along well and were close, and and when Ford sees Fiddleford again after returning from the portal, he still treats him as his friend Fiddleford (which is better treatment post-memory gun Fiddleford has gotten from anyone, to be honest).

Pairings I hate:

Toph/Sokka--Uh, I still don't really like it. It just seemed like a crush?

Katara/Jet--he had his chance. He's also a big jerk.

Ty Lee/Azula--okay, WHAT? Ew. Ty Lee can do better than Azula. Abusive relationships are not cute.

Carly/Freddie--It's pretty predictable, honestly. And no, Creddie is not canon. It was a good-bye kiss.

Harry/Hermione--Hermione is like Harry's sister. Not to mention too easily cowed by Harry's temper, and too argumentative for Harry.

Hermione/Draco--he's way too prejudiced!

Severus/Lily--It was one-sided on Severus's part, anyway. Also, Severus's love for Lily was obsessive, possessive, and altogether unhealthy. Not to mention he hurled at racial slur at her in front of half the school. And no, being horrifically bullied at the time does not magically make this okay.

BB/Rae --they're far too much like siblings. Beast Boy and Raven are simply two different people. Beast Boy is too immature for Raven. When people write this pairing, both characters (especially Raven) end up way out of character. Also, Raven just uses him for sarcasm practice, and Beast Boy just calls her creepy, and they never get anywhere. Not to mention Raven hits/insults Beast Boy in almost every episode, and never apologizes for it, and Beast Boy constantly invades her boundaries and violates her privacy. It just doesn't work.

Buttercup/Ace--He's a jerk, so it wouldn't work even when the age difference isn't as glaring.

Timmy/Tootie--she practically stalks him! She's just too fangirlish for me to like the pairing. If she matured (and no, I don't mean like in the awful live-action movie), maybe I could see it.

Dawn/Ash--Where on earth do people get this from?! They have no chemistry! Dawn is like Ash's sister.

Gwen/Duncan--I hate this pairing so much. While I agree Duncan/Courtney isn't the best pairing out there, Gwen/Duncan is so much worse. They don't actually have chemistry, it's just based on physical attraction. The Gwen/Duncan relationship will fail, because it's based on lies and backstabbing, and those kind of relationships never work out.

Fiddleford/Stanley--Throughout the show, Stan is just really mean to Fiddleford. It's clear Stan doesn't like Fiddleford at all, so I don't get how this pairing even makes sense. While it's not quite NOTP territory, and I can tolerate it if the fic is well-written enough, Stan and Fiddleford honestly are incompatible.

Bill Cipher/anyone--Bill is a literal demon, and any ship with him is automatically abusive. Also, shipping Bill with a child character is pedophilia (not to mention Bill traumatized Dipper; that is not romantic). Bill/Ford is probably the worst since they canonically had an abusive friendship. Like, Bill lied to and emotionally manipulated Ford, ruined Ford's mental health, and physically tortured Ford. Also, the amount of victim blaming that goes on in the fandom in regard to the Bill-Ford relationship is disgusting. Ford is not responsible for the actions of Bill Cipher, a completely separate person. To insinuate he is responsible for what Bill, his abuser, did, and to imply that he deserved Bill's abuse of him is victim blaming.

Crap. I let myself watch the Hetalia sub, and now I like it. I don't like the dub, though. Anyways, here are my ships.

Hetalia ships:

America/Lithuania--My OTP (Romerica is too, kind of; the two are in close competition for my OTP for America spot, though this one wins out). Their personalities mesh really well, and the Lithuania's Outsourcing strips were adorable. Also, the US never acknowledged Lithuania's forcible incorporation into the USSR. The oldest cultural/ethnic festival in the US is Lithuanian Days in Pennsylvania. Lithuania's one of the most pro-American nations in Europe, and has had most-favored-nation treatment since 1991. America's also sent Lithuania aid. They also cooperate on a bilateral level. America was also one of the first to recognize Lithuania during the interwar period.

Romano/America-Yes, I ship Romerica (like, it's my other OTP for America besides AmeLiet). Honestly, I think Romano's level-headed pessimism could play off America's head-in-the-clouds optimism rather well. And yes, there is history. Such as the Italian Diaspora. Also, apparently, between 1880 and 1924, more than four million Italian immigrated to the US, most of them from southern Italy/Sicily. And Educating America is beautiful. Yes, it is.

Austria/Hungary--Again, they have a long, deep, and complex history. Hetalia-wise, their personalities mesh pretty well.

Germany/Italy--They have some alright history. And yeah, they're pretty cute.

France/America--Oh, my history babies. Seriously, there is just so much history here. It needs more love. I do prefer it platonically, but I like it romantically, too.

America/Japan--The present-day relations between the countries is very close indeed. And the characters have a lot of common interests, despite very different personalities.

Canada/Ukraine--It. Is. Not. Crack. Seriously, there is some history. There were several waves of Ukrainian immigrants to Canada, and Canada was the first western nation to acknowledge Ukraine's independence from the Soviet Union. Also, they seem to have pleasant present-day relations. They'd be cute, too.

America/Seychelles--There's a little history here, too. In 1963, I believe, the US had an air fort on Seychelles, and he would have befriended her in the 70s. And honestly, they'd be adorable.

Prussia/America--It's not total crack, since Prussia had involvement in the revolution. Prussia also sympathized with the Union during the Civil War. Also, I think America's pretty much the only one who could deal with Prussia.

Spain/Belgium--They have some alright history. And Hetalia-wise, they're really cute.

England/Portugal--the Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 is the oldest active treaty in the world. Seriously, look it up.

Netherlands/Canada--Netherlands sends Canada roses every year for their assistance during the Second World War.

Russia/Vietnam--So, does anyone else ship this? They were close during the Cold War, and I think the relations are still pleasant.

Hungary/Poland--They actually have a historically close friendship, and they get along in series.

Estonia/Belarus--There's been some cultural festivals/sharing between the two. And I honestly think he could be good for her.

India/Thailand--There's cultural linkage and India's had an influence on Thai culture.

Pairings I hate:

America/England--yeah, sorry USUK shippers. This is going to be a long explanation, since I have a lot of reasons why I don't like this pairing. The whole 'England raised America' thing already makes this weird. And, there's the way the fans treat the Revolution. The American Revolution WAS NOT a USUK moment. It was basically 'let's boss America around and not let him have any individual rights'. America got fed up with England's bull and left. America was not the villain, and England was not the helpless victim. Also, please don't over-exaggerate the importance of the Special Relationship.

Part 2--I also hate how England is portrayed in fanfics. He's a whiny, crybaby, jerk (in fanfics). For the love of God, England was an Empire. He was a pirate. He does not cry all the time! Also, America is portrayed as always having to be 'fixed' for England. Like he's not good enough. And that's awful. You should not have to be 'fixed' for anyone. Not to mention, there's that fraction of USUK shippers who act like America owes England his dick for 'breaking England's heart'. That's actually really disturbing. Guess what? He doesn't owe England shit, and he never did. I actually really hate the 'broken hearted England' trope. It wasn't the worst thing to happen to him in history by any means, and it's been over 200 years. In addition, colonies telling an Empire to shove it is NOT a bad thing. Also, some shippers portray the ship as England constantly tearing America apart for his 'flaws', while England himself seems to be angelic. That's actually abusive. Then, of course, it gets romanticized, which is just gross.

Russia/America--They were close during prior to the Russian Revolution, but the Cold War killed it. No, the Cold War WAS NOT sexual tension. To claim so is actually pretty offensive.

Spain/Romano--This is a similar situation to USUK (though without all the angst). And the fans portray it as abusive, and then romanticize it. NO.

Incest pairings--AmeCan, Itacest, Germancest, etc. Yeah, I don't do incest. I didn't count USUK and Spamano as incest, but I was tempted to.

Japan/China--Oh my God, why does this even exist? Do you even realize what Japan did to China during the Second Sino-Japanese War? Does the Nanking Massacre mean nothing to you people? Relations to this day are tense because of it.

Japan/any Asian nation--Again, Japan was extremely violent during WWII, especially to Asian nations.

England/most people--Living under the English Empire wasn't especially pleasant. The only one you might be able to make a case for is Maple Tea, but I think that one's weird since England pretty much raised Canada.

Russia/Lithuania--Abusive relationships are NOT win. It's also implied that Russia caused the scars on Lithuania's back, and given the Russian occupation of Lithuania, that completely makes sense.

America/Vietnam--Using a period when two countries were at war with each other as shipping fuel is messed up and offensive. The Vietnam War was wholly unpleasant.

Canada/France--France raised Canada (before England took him), which makes the pairing weird. And I don't think there's that much good history. Historically, Canada was closely aligned with England.

Prussia/Canada--Okay, this really is crack. They haven't interacted in the series (unless you count Prussia mentioning he liked Canada's maple syrup), and there's no history. Yeah, there were some waves of German immigrants, but you can't assume they were all from Prussia (especially after German unification). No, New Prussia does not count. You don't see me counting Cape Romano in Florida as a reason to ship Romerica.

America/Belarus--if the relations were better, I might consider it.

Russia/anyone who was a member of the Soviet Union--Do you know how much of an abusive relationship that would be?

Russia/Prussia--Prussia Hates Russia, with a capital 'h'. He said one touch was enough to make him vomit blood. That is canon.

Favorite quotes:

Freddie: You just can't stand the idea of Carly and me as a couple, can you?

Sam: Very true, it makes me want to puke up blood.

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Mr. Howard: Ok children, you are here because you are the worst this school has to offer. I am here because I believe in dicipline and I hate you all. Now I will be watching the geometry channel in the teachers lounge...I hope you have a terrible time.

Carly: Isn't he charming?

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Mr. Howard: I have ears like a hawk and I heard laughter! I hate laughter!

Sam: I thought you hated your wife.

Mr. Howard: Her, too!

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Sam: If that's Freddie's mom, don't answer it.

Freddie: Hey, my mom happens to be...yeah, don't.

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Freddie: Yep, we've gone out almost every night this week. I'd say we're almost officially boyfriend and girlfriend.

Sam: So which one are you?

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Freddie: Yeah, she's always putting me down, calling me mean names, and everytime I get an ice cream cone, she takes it and licks it! She just licks it all over the place just to bug me!

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Freddie: I'd bet my whole month's allowance that all my equipment is working perfectly!

Carly: Ooo, you'd bet a whole eight bucks?

Sam: Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month?

Freddie: She's afraid if she gives me more, I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her.

Carly: That's so dumb!

Freddie: Yeah, not really.

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Spencer: RAMPOO!

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Freddie: Aw man, did Sam eat them?

Sam: I wouldn't eat baby chicks!

(Carly and Freddie look at her)

Sam: Raw!

Timmy: I don't know anything anymore!

Cosmo: Welcome to my world!

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Dad: Must commit evil deeds...Must leave lousy tip...under fifteen percent! And then I'll send my dinner back, even though it's exactly what I ordered!

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Dad: DINKLEBURG!

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Crocker: FAIRY GOD PARENTS!

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Timmy (now very fat): Could you give me a lift to my house?

Mark Chang: Are you mad? I cannot lift you!

Timmy: I meant with your ship!

Mark: Oh. M'kay.

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Dark Lazer: What's so funny?

Worker #1: You...wouldn't find it funny, sir.

Dark Lazer: What do you mean, I'm Dark Lazer, I have a great sense of humor! (looks at the screen) LEAPING LIGHTYEARS!

Video: I'm Fart Blazer, I'm Fart Blazer, pull my finger, I'm Fart Blazer!

Dark Lazer: Who posted these lies? (sees the name) Turner...

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Terra (to Beast Boy, crying): You were the best friend I ever had.

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Starfire: Unacceptable! I cannot permit my new friend to slumber in a lonely cave of darkness!

Terra: I have a flashlight.

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Raven: Evil beware. We have waffles.

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Beast Boy: I'll never forget you, Terra.

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Robin: Hi, I'm Robin, and we're the...

Terra: Teen Titans! Rock on! It's cool to meet you guys! I'm Terra, and you're Cyborg, Raven, Starfire and...

Beast Boy: BOY BEAST! I-I mean BATH BOOT! EH! NO!

Terra: Beast Boy?

Beast Boy: AHHH! (he turns into a turtle)

Terra (laughs): Dude, he's hilarious!

Beast Boy: Hilarious? Me? Really?

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Cyborg: BOO-YAH

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Toph: I am not Toph! I am Melon Lord! MWA HAHAHA!

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Sokka (while on cactus juice): Who lit Toph on fire?

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Sokka (while on cactus juice): It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!

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Iroh (disentangling Zuko and the Pirate Captain): Are you so busy fighting that you haven't noticed your own ship has set sail?

Zuko: This is no time for one of your proverbs, Uncle!

Iroh: It is no proverb.

Pirite Captain: Bleeding hog-monkeys!

Zuko (laughs, then notices his ship being hijacked): Hey, that's MY boat!

Iroh: Maybe it should be a proverb.

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Katara (after the gang has been captured by pirates): Aang, this is all my fault.

Aang: No, Katara, it isn't.

Iroh: Yeah, it kind of is.

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Mai: She can throw all the lightning she wants at me. I'm still not going in that wall sludge juice.

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Mai: Wads of wet fur. How delightful.

Ty Lee: Hmm, they're not wads. More like bundles...bunches? It's got an 'uh' sound.

Mai: ...clumps?

Ty Lee: CLUMPS! They're clumps! (She hugs Mai)

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Mai (announcing to a sludge-drenched Ty Lee and Azula): We lost.

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Ty Lee (to Zuko): I know you.

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favorite characters:

Terra--she gets a lot of undeserved hate. Terra proves that girls can be very complex too, that girls make mistakes, too. She's the most human out of all the Titans. I can relate to Terra because I know what it's like to be so insecure--I know what it's like to do anything to be accepted. She wasn't a bad person, she just wanted to be accepted. She had a lot of serious trust issues, was the most insecure character on the show, and it became her undoing. She's a tragic heroine. When Beast Boy ultimately rejected her, she snapped, but she eventually realized her mistakes and sacrificed her LIFE to save her friends. Terra is probably my favorite female character of all time.

Sirius Black--Sirius is awesome. He's not perfect, but that makes me like him more. He cares a lot his friends, and is extremely loyal.

Remus Lupin--I can sort of identify with Remus; I have a lot of self-esteem issues, as well.

Lily Evans-Potter--Seriously, without Lily, Voldemort wins. She's so sweet and compassionate, too. Lily is awesome.

Ginny Weasley--no idea why people hate her. Ginny is awesome! She's independant, brave, and loyal. She's not a fangirl--she grew out of her hero worship--Romilda Vane is a fangirl. She's not a slut, either. She dated 3 boys in her entire life. 3, not twelve. Most of the girls at my high school have dated more guys than that.

Carrie White--how can you not love her? She was a very tragic character; she had an extremely messed up life. I can identify with her; I have a very difficult time making friends as well, but for different reasons.

Cosmo--he's hilarious and adorable.

Eponine--she's such a tragic character. She sacrificed so much for Marius, and he never really noticed her. So sad.

Azelma--I love her. I know she's more timid and has less of a backbone than Eponine, but she's really cute. Also, I'm rather timid myself.

Anakin--Oh, Anakin. I feel so bad for him--he just wanted to save Padme, and Palatine totally used him. He's a tragic hero. Not a fan of how his character was actually written, though.

Zuko--He's very complex, and made so many mistakes--he's a very strong character, and he developed so much over the course of the series.

Jessie--one of the most developed characters of the Pokemon anime. Her past is just so sad. Also, the TRio rocks.

James--another highly developed character of the Pokemon anime. I feel really sorry for him, and the TRio is awesome!

Meowth--a highly developed character in the Pokemon anime. I feel so bad for him in 'Go West, Young Meowth' and like all three member of the TRio, he's awesome and never fails to make me laugh.

Sam Puckette--one of the best characters from iCarly. I can actually identify with her personality pretty well.

Courtney--I'm a lot like Courtney in many ways. I'm not nearly as uptight as she is, but I can be controlling at times, and I'm a total goody-goody. I felt so bad for her when Duncan cheated on her with Gwen, who was her friend.

Ford Pines--Honestly, I relate to him really well? Like, some of his quirks and and the things he says are similar to how I act. And I'm a huge nerd. Also, Ford hate is stupid and I have absolutely no time for it. Not to mention Ford hate is very victim-blame-y, ableist, and hypocritical.

APH America/Alfred F. Jones--He's relatable and adorable. He also has a lot of effort put into his character, and it shows. Also he's autistic. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Least favorite characters:

Slade--don't get me wrong, he's a great villain, but a terrible person. What happened with Terra is mostly his fault. Yes, she made bad decisions, but he definitely used and manipulated her.

Snape--I appreciate him as a literary creation, but I don't like him at all. He's such a bastard to people. Snape doled out as much as he got. He wasn't some innocent victim. Being in love with Lily doesn't excuse years of abusing children.

Peter Pettigrew--he sold his friends out simply to save his own skin. He was just a coward. That's all there is to it. Voldemort didn't even have to manipulate him. That being said, I wish his character had been fleshed out a bit more.

Bellatrix Lestrange--another great villain, but a despicable human being. Torturing Neville's parents into madness, killing innocent people--including her own cousin--she's totally insane and lacks a conscience.

Chris Hargensen--she's a total bitch. Dumping blood on someone after they're voted Prom Queen just because she was banned from the prom. She was a terrible person, I didn't care when she died. She had it coming.

Vicky--she's a child abuser. Enough said.

Palpatine--another great villain, but a horrible person. Using Anakin like that is just horrible.

Ozai--he's an extremely abusive parent. He burned half of Zuko's face off, neglected him and openly favored Azula. He also abused Azula as well, although it was emotional, which is just as bad. He's also psychotic and genocidal.

Ash--I don't HATE him; he's just rather Gary Stu-ish these days. He's was actually really good in the OS, though.

Paul--Paul is the literal worst. He's a raging Pokemon abuser, and never got any karma for the crap he pulled.

Duncan--I don't see why he's such a popular character. He was tolerable in TDI, but in TDA and TDWT he lost all redeeming qualities. He's a bully, selfish, and a two-timing jerk.

Preston Northwest--Preston is terrible. Who uses Pavlovian condition on their child?

Filbrick Pines--Another abusive parent. He kicked Stan out, and saw Ford as a meal ticket. His body language suggests he was physically abusive as well (if he didn't hit all three of kids regularly, I'll be shocked).

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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Aurora's poem

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been sad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sasha

My sister is Leigh

I am six

And she is three

Our daddy's always mad

He screams and yells

I don't think he likes us

It's easy to tell

Mums only kind

When daddy's not around

And when he is home

She hardly makes a sound

Mums always out,

Never home

Daddy's always drunk,

And always alone

As soon as we hear

Those jingly keys

We run and hide

We run and plea

We find a place

And curl up tight

I hold her hand

And she holds mine

And soon enough

Dad then walks in

Don't make a sound, don't say a word

I pray inside, deep within

But Leigh, she cannot help herself

For the pain is just to much

"Oh God" she yells

"Why are you so mean?"

He doesn't like what she said

And beats her even more

And with one last hit

Hard and strong, he pulls away and watches

She takes one last

Gasp of air

Our hands still holding

Then falls to the ground where I last sat

And doesn't move a muscle

I stare at him

My eyes so blue

He looks at me

And yells "Oh you!"

"How dare you

Make me so mad

This is all your fault

Go cry be sad!"

My name is Sasha

My sister is Leigh

I am six

And my beautiful sister was only three

That day my daddy

Murdered her

My best friend

She was my world

WE stuck together

Through thick and thin

But now she's gone

And I'm lost within

When I was six, my sister three

My daddy murdered Leigh

Since that day I have not spoke

For it's speaking that made her die

Stop child abuse before another child is killed!

Dear Bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he helped his friend out of suicide. See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick?He has to walk home in the snow because his family is poor. See the kid you tripped and laughed at? They get beaten up enough at home.

Think about this the next time you want to put somebody down!

Love,

Your Conscience

RePost this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hehehehe...

(Can't say I didn't warn ya...)

92 percent of teenagers love Twilight. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think it's dumb.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!
DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

U BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and
followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them
get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her
were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few
days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in
her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you
at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really
loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you,

Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enableyou to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

PREP

X You own a cell phone.

X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Pac sun.

X You own something from Hollister.

X You own something from American eagle.

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player. (I have an iPod, but so do a lot of people)

X You love Starbucks.

X you have been called a brat.

X You hate buying things that are on sale.

X You have more than one house.

Total: 1

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.

X You have thought about death. (yes, I've thought about death, just not suicide)

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark. (Well, it's not blonde or red)

X You dislike preps. (I can't really say. I don't believe in disliking people for being 'preps', 'goths' etc. Besides, I don't see people as 'preps' or any other labels)

x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 2

PUNK

X You can skateboard

X you’ve worn plaid.

X You like Converse. (I don't dislike it either)

X You hate MTV. (I've never even seen it.)

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)

X you dislike pink. (I hate pink.)

X You hate/dislike preps.

X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 1

GEEK

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

x you get straight A's. (I almost do, but not quite)

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band.

X You have a curfew. (I don't actually go out, so I guess not)

X You always do your homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 7

ATHLETIC

x You watch/watched the Super bowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team. (At one point I did)

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

Total: 2

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere. (This is pretty much true, I hate walking, and I never really go anywhere)

X You wear slip-on shoes.

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco. (I don't dislike them, either.)

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it. (No one has called me a freak, but I've been bullied)

X You love to "hardcore" dance.

X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 3

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Bridge Over Troubled Water by: Simon and Garfunkel

Waking Up: Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen

First Day At School: Pet Sematary by: the Ramones (okay then)

Falling In Love: Just Like a Pill by: P!nk

Fight Song: Taking Over Me by: Evanescence

Breaking Up: Final Countdown by: Leif Garrett

Prom night: We Will Rock You by: Queen

Life: Love Me Tomorrow by: Chicago

Mental Breakdown: Good Luck Charm by: Elvis Presley

Driving: Hound Dog by: Elvis Presley

Flashback: Funhouse by: P!nk

Getting back together: Fantine's Death: Come to Me from Les Miserables

Wedding: Live and Let Die by: Paul McCartney and Wings

Birth of Child: Pachelbel's Canon in D by: Pachelbel

Final Battle: Let it Rock by: Bon Jovi

Funeral Song: Dream On from Carrie the Musical (1988)

Final Credits: Crawling by: Linkin Park

Most of those songs didn't really fit. Oh well.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff! (According to Pottermore, I'm a Ravenclaw)

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

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