Author has written 2 stories for Gakuen Alice. I like sports. First of all. My two favorite ones are soccer and tennis. I like anime and manga, but since I'm constantly in sports...i barely get to watch it. Actually, lately, i've been writing the fanfics more. My favorite all time anime is... dun dun duuuuuuuun... D. Gray Man!! Okkay, a lot of people say it sucks, but I honestly believe (with all my heart) it's the BEST!! No anime/manga will EVER be able to beat this. And I'm not just saying. I really did enjoy this anime/manga ALOT!! ...and it's still ongoing! HURRAH!! I have decided to tell you more about me :) Age: Not telling xP Where I live: Is it really necessary to tell you where I live? School: You Don't Need to Know High School :P What I do for a living: Why would you want to know in the first place? Okkay. I'm really going to tell you now. :) Pets: Yesiree! 2 labradoodle dogs, 1 half boxer/half healer dog, and 2 persian cats. Only 5, really. Nationality: Filipino/German My favorite color: ORANGE!! Loves: Sushi, sushi, sushi, sushi, sushi, more sushi, sushi, pasta, my iPod (music), my pets, my family, all that good stuff xD Likes: Reading. Yes I read. Obviously. If I didn't would I be wasting my time on this website? ...sports, food, (sigh) there's too many things and i can't think right now. Dislikes: Cats. OH.EM.GEE. I have two...and...just- O_O HATES: You. Jk xD I don't really hate many things... Things i found true and interesting, so i copied and pasted. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms- ()() BUNNIES KICK BUTT! Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" A funny thing I found about the best word ever: Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay: "Aw fuck it." Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now." Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy." Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!" Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." In Confidence: "He's a fuck off." Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!" The End! AWESOME!! FUCK YOU! J.K! "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Here is a list of things to do at Wal-Mart: 22 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. 21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chex cereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away. 22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included. Anybody know the Pepto Bismol song and dance? We're going shopping soon If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer... FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. That bitch speak da truth!! ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front ...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8 ...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter ...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke ...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages ...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place ...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support? Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"? Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room? If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress? Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower? 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing WOOT! GO CHICKS!! WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" "Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson "That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg "To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare "I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry "Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin "And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses "To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa "Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon "This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein "I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders You know what? Poor chickens...i bet you they dream of a day where they can cross roads and not have their motives questioned... A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! You go Blackman! Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Bitch, where's my life times supply of chocolate icecream that will help me lose weight!? If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san,RandomWriterChick, I'mWhisperingToDawn, If you have ever forgotten what and/or how to spell your name (penname) in the middle of sentence, copy this to your profile. If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile. If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste. 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If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't (and damn proud of it! XD), copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 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If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read the Twilight series(or at least half of it), copy and paste this into your profile. You don't even have to like the series! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste. 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If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Amuto-fan-Neko-san,RandomWriterChick, DarkBlueEyedWolf, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, Really Really Long PenName Guy, xXAnimeKittenXx, Smallvillegirl2, Amuto-fan-Neko-san,RandomWriterChick, DarkBlueEyedWolf, Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" The trouble with life, is there's no background music. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Wow. They are right. It is the quiet ones. I'm the girl who get's straight A's, has never gotten written up, a detention, or any type of big punishment. Don't cuss often (as far as they know) and never tell a lie (oops. Just lied again). Yet somehow, I'm the one who gets a kick out of death, is perfect at blaming others, can hide get away with tons of stuff, and can always come up with ideas on how to get revenge for my frineds to do for me. Why would I do it? I'm a perfect little angel...If this is you, copy and paste, then add your name to the list. Amuto-fan-Neko-san,RandomWriterChick,I'mWhisperingToDawn, Your misery=My joy In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already! If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely. The more you love someone,the more you want them dead. And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters? Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. 'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this I feel like killing that doctor right now!! "When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down and yelled up to the heavens, "Why me god?" and God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." -Stephen King. Okkay, I was reading this one manga called Lock On! and it got cancelled (even though alot of people loved it...) and so it had a VERY unsatisfying ending. I was reading a post about it and a person's signature was this and I just thought it was hilarious so I put it one here xD A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god. PS: God/a god is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, Isn't the quote above this story very contradicting? I just noticed...lol. |
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