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A Forest Surprise

"Activate!"

Almost instantly after Allen screamed his invocation, his arm released his innocence and quickly morphed into its full size, his anti-Akuma weapon.

However, in the relatively small space of the Earl's Study, the weapon completely dominated the room and, quite suddenly, Road and Tyki were squashed beneath his arm against the walls of the room. The Earl himself had cleverly stepped back outside the doorway and watched with interest what exactly was going to happen; popping a stick of toffee in his wide mouth whilst doing so.

"Oh come on...!"

"Tyki, shut up! ...Seriously, Allen?! –"Road shoved angrily at the oversized arm that held her against the wall, "Allen, deactivate! Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!"

Laughter sounded from outside and Tyki could just barely turn his head towards the source, which made him groan.

"Jasdebi, you idiots, help us."

Debitto spoke, mockery in his voice, "Tyki, tickie Tyki, looks like you're in some trouble."

Jasdero finished, "You're all squelched on the wall like a picture in a frame! Tee-tee-ha!" Tyki sighed at their idiotic reply; blatantly stating the obvious with no solution. Whilst this conversation was occurring, Road was weaving her small body around the anti-Akuma weapon that held her and towards Allen who had begun walking meaningfully towards the Earl.

Reaching him finally she first threw her arms around his neck and buried her face in his chest and then at her rage of him pushing her against a wall and for generally being an Exorcist, she bit him in the neck.

"Road-ow, argh, Arrrghh!" Allen shook her, frantically trying to remove her teeth but only making the pain worse. Jasdebi were laughing harder and even the Earl himself had a grin on his face. Sighing, Allen blotted out the pain and lowered his head to talk to Road, who he was surprised to see had tears beginning in her eyes.

"Road?"

"Allen! It's so unfair! All I wanted was to be with you on this snowy morning! I wanted it to be like the couples on the benches in the park!"

"Road is definitely crazy- Hee!"

Debitto finished his brother, "She's been looking at people in the park, how sad!"

"Road." Allen spoke softly to her and she looked up, "Road, we're not really meant to be together…"

"Yes we are! We're like Paris and Helen of Troy!"

"Hey Debi! She's been reading Shakespeare too!"

"That's not Shakespeare you buffoons!" Tyki shouted under Allen's elbow. The twins gave him equal looks of disgust.

"I just- Allen, I didn't expect the whole family to be there when we kiss!"

"We're not going to kiss, Road"

Off in other rooms of the large, Victorian-styled house, Skin suddenly had a feeling that he was missing out on something big but after a few seconds of pondering he sighed to himself and turned back to slowly licking the small mountain of sugar off of the tabletop whilst an Akuma cook continually poured more sugar from a large bag on the pile when it became to low.

Lulubell, too, felt the need to be somewhere else from where she currently was; like she should be there because all of the family must. She too forgot about it and turned back to what she was doing, which was slowly licking the small mountain of sugar off of Science Department Leader Reever's bare chest. Oh the loves of the Noah clan.

Back in the room where all was occurring…

"But! But! But Allen! I love you! I love you so very much!" Road thought about what may happen but then discredited everything, closed her eyes and leaned in for a kiss with Allen, who, to her surprise, leaned in too.

However, just before their lips finally met, a cough sounded from the doorway. Road and Allen both blinked and looked up, Allen groaned. Kanda blushed. Tyki spluttered.

"Allen what are you…" Kanda stared up at the Earl, then to Road and then to Allen. Then finally his sharp eyes settled on Tyki who sighed and waved comically.

Jasdero and Debitto stared at each other.

"So," Jasdero said, holding up three fingers and tucking one down each time he made a statement, "We've got forbidden but heterosexual love." Debitto nodded and wondered why Jasdero's vocab had suddenly improved.

"We've got gay love…" The second finger fell, leaving the third to remain. Jasdero looked up at Debitto in confusion.

"So what have we…we gotta have incest or something?"

Thanks for reading, hope the last joke wasn't incredibly bad. Hope you liked it and yes, even I realise how strange this story is getting.