Hello there!

I finally Decided to make my account and write my own Stories

Name: Sorry that an S-Class Secret.

E-Mail: Classified.

Place: Lima-Peru.

Favourite Video Games: GTA Series, Metal Gear Series (Best. Videogames. EVER.), God Of War Series, Scarface, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Fate/Stay Night, Naruto Ultimate Ninja Series and DBZ Budokai/Tenkaichi Series (Also Burst Limit).

Favourite Music: Classical music, Old-School Hip-hop/Rap and Rock Music in all it's forms (Classical, Punk, Heavy Metal, J-rock, etc).

Favourite Artists: AC/DC, The Beatles, Dark Moor, Black Sabath, The Sex Pistols, Stratovarious, My Chemical Romance, Scar Symmetry, Dragon Force, Rhapsody of Fire, Children of Bodom, Sonata Arctica, Metallica, Megadeth, Kreator, Sodom, Mötley Crüe, Pantera, KISS, Michael Jackson, Papa Roach, Judas Priest, Guns 'n Roses, Bon Jovi, Elvis Presley, Green Day, Linkin Park (Only a few songs), Dio, At the Gates, Venom , Mötorhead, Animetal, Anthrax and SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!

Despised Music: Reggaeton and Newer Hip-hop/Rap, not to mention modern Pop (Bieber comes to mind...).

Favourite Series/Anime: Dragon Ball/Z/GT, Naruto, Bleach, YYH, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Elfen Lied, Full Metal Alchemist, Avatar, Teen Titans, Saint Seiya, Samurai X, Soul Eater, South Park, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Card Captor Sakura, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, etc.

Favourite Characters: Too many to count, seriously. But a few come to mind:

- Son Gohan (Particularly Cell Saga Gohan)

- Son Goku (The strongest and dumbest man alive!)

- Trunks (Particularly Future Trunks)

- Vegeta

- Krillin

- Tien

- Yamcha

- Nappa (Specifically Abridged!Nappa)

- THE MIGHTY KAMINA!!!

- Simon the Digger!

- Emiya Shirou

- GARcher

- Saber/Arturia Pendragon

- Tohsaka Rin

- Illyasviel von Einzbern

- Matou Sakura

- Kurama Nana

- Kaede/Lucy/Nyuu

- Mayu

- Yuka

- Nozomi

- Uzumaki Naruto

- Uchiha Sasuke

- Takamachi Nanoha

- Fate Tesstarossa Harlaown

- Yagami Hayate

- Yuuno Scrya (Haters can beat it!)

- Sakura Kyoko

- Kaname Madoka

- Miiki Sayaka

- Akemi Homura

- Tomoe Mami

- Edward Elric

- Alphonse Elric

- Pegasus Seiya

- Cygnus Hyoga

- Andromeda Shun

- Dragon Shiryu

- Phoenix Ikki

Favourite Pairings (Heterosexual, Homosexual and Polyamorous):

DBZ:

GokuxChichi (At least on Dragon Ball. When Z rolled up, she became... quite the bitch.)

GokuxBulma (If only they weren't married.)

VegetaxBulma

YamchaxBulma (They had hilarious antics on early Dragon Ball!)

GohanxLime (I've never seen a good fic with these two actually, and the only few are either dead fics or really disturbing...)

GohanxBulma (Ok, Its weird but I like it, so get over it!)

Krillinx18 (Hey! They're funny.)

GohanxPan (I am one sick fuck, I know. BUT! Let this be known: Only with Teen!Gohan via Time Travel or other ways to equate their ages. Or AU's with them not having blood relation to make it more acceptable!)

GotenxTrunks (For some reason, I find this one rather... appealing.)

Naruto:

NarutoxSakura

NarutoxIno

NarutoxHinata

ShikamaruxTemari

ShikamatuxIno

Full Metal Alchemist:

EdxWinry

RoyxRiza

Bleach:

IchigoxRukia

IchigoxOrihime

Evangelion:

ShinjixAsuka (Love-hate, with possible BBSM undertones)

ShinjixRei (Incest at its best)

ShinjixMisato (Even though she might end up just using him, the poor guy)

ShinjixMana (Admit it, she was made just for him, emphasis on made)

ShinjixKaworu (Shounen-ai, what's not to love?)

KaworuxRei (And by extension, AdamxLilith)

MisatoxKaji

ToujixHikari

KensukexMayumi (Nerd Love!)

KensukexMari (Nerd Love! v.2.0)

Elfen Lied:

NyuuxKouta

KaedexKouta

YukaxKouta

NozomixKouta

NanaxMayu

NousouxArakawa

Madoka Magica:

HomuraxMadoka (despite nothing explicitly stated... after all they sacrificed for each other, you bet! At least until Rebellion happenned...)

MamixMadoka (There was a fine build-up to this before... the unpleasantness... Bunny-cat is such a dick...)

SayakaxMadoka (For some reason I really enjoy this one...)

MamixKyoko (I grew to like this one after I found out they were childhood friends who broke apart from each other.)

KyokoxSayaka (Though truth to be told, their bond seems more platonic to me, and somewhat one-sided on Kyoko's end.)

KamijouxSayaka (BTW, I actually don't hate on Hitomi, she's neat enough, at least on the Anime & Manga...)

Lyrical Nanoha:

YuunoxNanoha (Problem, Legion?)

FatexYuuno (Yes, I went there. And I loved it!)

HayatexNanoha (Well, why not?)

FatexHayate (Again, why not?)

HayatexYuuno (One more time, why not?)

YuunoxNanohaxFate (My OT3. There were hints of this in the Pre-ViVid bonus materials... Not anymore, sadly.)

HayatexHarem (Everyone is Hayate's bitch! EVERYONE. But if we want to get specific, it's with the Wölkenritter)

ErioxHarem (For it's written! Erio Mondial will bed all our women. And we will love him for it! Though my most preferred arrangement is ErioxCaroxLutecia.)

FatexNanoha (Though honestly... nowhere near as much as I used to. You can thank pricks like Maruko and other rabid fanatics for that... And no, the lack of explicit word from the creators makes it non-canonical.)

Fate/Stay Night:

Shirou/Saber

Shirou/Rin

Shirou/Sakura

Shirou/Illya

Cross-Over:

GohanxSakura

GohanxIno

GohanxHinata

GohanxYuzu

GohanxKarin

GohanxLucy/Nyu/Kaede (She needs a light to guide her back to her humanity... And I believe he can be that light.)

GohanxNana (Cute factor amped to the max.)

GohanxMayu (The Hurt/Comfort potential for this one makes me squee!)

GohanxNanoha (The Golden Fighter and The White Devil are two unstoppable forces. Now imagine them together!)

GohanxFate (A pair of back and gold angels meet... Ooooh yeah!)

GohanxHayate (This one will be one wild ride, in more ways than one!)

GohanxShana

NarutoxLucy/Nyu/Kaede (Same as with GohanxLucy/Nyu/Kaede)

NarutoxAi (From Hell Girl)

NarutoxNanoha

MadokaxAi

(I don't Think of others yet)

Disliked Pairings:

Naruto:

SasukexSakura (It sucked back then, it sucks now. The romace is terribly forced between these two. And now it seems their daughter is actually Karin's? Bloody hell...)

Elfen Lied:

KuramaxNana (After all he's done to her? I can't imagine that. And Kurama clearly loves her as a daughter.)

BandoxMayu (He's a Badass, but also a Jackass.)

Nanoha:

NanohaxFate (I both like and hate this pairing. I appreciate it's good qualities. But thanks to the rabid fans, I can no longer think about this one without thinking back at the fans harrassing Yuuno fans as well as all the unfair hatred poured on said character.)

Madoka Magica:

HomuraxMadoka (Post-Rebellion; bitch took a shit all over Madoka's wishes to have her for herself)

Original Characters:

Oniari

Appereance (In Gohan's Psyche): Picture Gohan with a Saiyan RIT Armor.

- Alternate Forms: Oozaru, Super Saiyan (Especially Super Saiyan 2).

Origin: Alternate personality of Son Gohan, born from exesive trauma, denial and subconcious idealization.

Race: Embodies the Idealized Saiyan in Gohan

Personality: Cold, pragmatic, egoistical, proud, arrogant, cruel, mildly sadistic, racist, sarcastic and a Jerkass all the way.

Likes to: Boast of how awesome and superior he and the Saiyans are, beat people up, train, hummiliate his opponents, beat people up, eat, beat people up, Mock Gohan of his weakness and shyness, Show off his powers, blow stuff up, blast (Or just threaten to blast) planets straight to hell and... did I mention beat people up.

Makai

Appereance: A Zombie-like Gohan with Red Eyes.

- Alternate (True) Form: Too Horrible to describe here.

Origin: Alternate Soul in Gohan. Read Rise of a Legend to know details.

Race: Embodies the Demon within Gohan.

Personality: The most depraved and sadistic mothafucka' in history.

Likes to: Torment his victims in the most creative ways imaginable, Mind-rape Gohan with all his past traumas and insecurities, destroy stuff, cause mayhem and chaos in general, and laugh like a maniac while at it.

Juuichi:

Appereance: A young girl in her early teens with long, flowing pink hair.

Race: Diclonius

Personality: Arrogant, haugty, tough.

Stories in progress:

Rise of a Legend: The rise of Son Gohan (Starts light, but will get dark)

EL: Children of Destruction: Gohan and Goten are in the EL world, how will this affect the outcome, and will this disturbed Super Saiyan help Lucy reach her redemption? (Veru dark. Not for the faint of heart)

Story Ideas:

Crisis on the Infinite Omniverse: A new Menace Threatens Existence and Only a Few Youngling will be able to stop it. (My most ambitious proyect. Multi Cross-over, If you're interested in colaborating with this, PM me. Will be posted on the Eternal Hawk account)

Rewrite of Evangelion: The name says it all, my take on the story of Shinji Ikari and those who coexisted with him during the Angel Wars

Family: One year after the events of StrikerS, Nanoha and Fate have been balancing in the thin line between best friends and an actual couple for years and are living with their daughter Vivio. Once the young girl wants to be taught Magic, Nanoha makes the choice to bring in their old friend Yuuno to train the young girl (YuuNanoFate).

Others:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile (AKA. Drinking Buddies)

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans (possibly a VERY crazy idea) to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

you know you live in 2013 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you, and feel free to add your own.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a dick.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST be a Redneck

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm BLACK so I MUST be VIOLENT

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm from PERU so I MUST HATE CHILE & VICE-VERSA

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm A VIRGIN, so I MUST be a loser.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I like SMALL CHESTED WOMEN so I MUST BE A PEDOPHILE.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK

I'm BLACK so I must have a big Dick.

I'm a BLACK MAN so i can't possibly get a Job.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a Communist

I'm Chinese, so I MUST be a Communist

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (I DO like them, but still!)

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm Peruvian so I MUST be an idiot who can't even read or write.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm CONFUSED about religion so my soul must be in JEOPARDY.

I'm MULTICULTURAL so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm Buff, so I MUST be a MORON

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I like METAL so I MUST WORSHIP THE DEVIL.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I Curse so I MUST be an ASSHOLE

I'm a male Policeman so I MUST be Easy to Bribe.

I'm South American so I MUST be a poor street rat.

I'm a Football Player so I MUST Take STEROIDS.

I think that hitting a woman is justified IN SELF-DEFENSE/LIFE-OR-DEATH SITUATIONS, so I MUST BE A MYSOGINIST.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Prongs6200, Waiting not so patiently, SpikyStar, spy master123, LSSJ2 Gohan...

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile (And punch one in the face for me).

Funny Questions and Stupid Questions (Now with equally stupid answers!)

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

- Probably "Shudders"

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

- Yes, wait, that's another... oh damnit

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

- That's like asking: if USA was colonized by England, why do we still have England... next question please!

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

- Give it a good push

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

- Sliced Meat!

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

- Let me count... well, they're surely OVER 9000!!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

- Hopefully

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

- He didn't, he died before finishing it

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

- Because it turns sweet by then!

How did a fool and his money get together?

- Getting together, duh... wait, Is that money? I thought it was monkey!

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

- You succeed to fail... you've Failceeded!!

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?

- Sure you can

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

- Mine MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough* *cough* *gag*

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

- because it hurts like hell, and bleeds a lot...

External Link:

Eternal Hawk (Joint account shared by The King Of Soda and myself): /u/1404487/Eternal-Hawk