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 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Name: Tara; tare-uhh Age: 20 Orientation: Straight .x. Random Facts About Me I'm a Libra I hate celery, peanut butter, green beans & bananas My first kiss was with a girl I was able to use the word 'perhaps' in a sentence at age 2 Story Progress Inu - Discontinued & deleted. This was more for practice than anything else. Mistakes - I lost it all when my laptop perished. Starting it up again.. c: You're WHAT! - unsure Strange Tips for Writing FanFics 1. If Kakuzu's personality is hard to capture, just watch SpongeBob. Instant inspiration - Mr. Krabs. Thanks, Eugene :D MONEH BATH! 2. When your Hidan keeps coming out OOC, just watch/read/listen to something that totally pisses you off. If you don't accidently smash your computer in a fit of rage, you'll probably have at least a couple ideas. 3. Listen to a random song. Gather ideas from it and plan something out. This should at least produce a one-shot. 4. Writing Itachi? Just watch the FairlyOdd Parents episode where Cosmo gives birth and you'll be too stunned to speak. Favorite Shit Music: TV: Degrassi, True Life, Silent Library, 1000 Ways to Die, South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon(: Books: Firestarter, The Stand, Uglies-Pretties-Specials, Crank, Cirque Du Freak Series, The Demonata Series Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem For a Dream, Skyline, Trainspotting, Vanilla Sky, How Do You Know, The Last Song, Splice, The Crazies, The Craft, District 9, The Skeleton Key, Charlie St. Cloud, Zack & Miri Make a Porno, Disturbia, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, The Notebook, Shallow Hal, etc. Pairings - Naruto - KakuHida, definitely xD HidaDei / DeiHida KisaHida KisaIta MadaIta / ItaMada TobiDei .x. |
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Beautiful Liar by APurpleAvacado reviews
When a mission goes wrong Kiba must pay the price, he had always said lying and being lied to were always two different things, but how will he feel when his own words turn against him? Team 8 has taken a real beating. Yaoi. Rape. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 98,947 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A.
White Rabbit by Kazoopernatural reviews
ON HIATUS! After getting in an argument with Kakuzu, Hidan starts to wonder what's up with a certain red eyed, white rabbit that he's been seeing lately. He starts to connect the rabbit with bad luck after being kidnapped, and later finding out he's..PREGNANT? YAOI. RAPE/ABUSE TRIGGER WARNING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Kousei by YaoiPhox reviews
MPreg. Flamers 'n Haters be gone. KakuHida! Orochimaru gives Hidan something strange... Now he's having pains in the pelvic region! Formerly called 'KakuHida'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,879 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
YuYu Hakusho Owner's Guides and Mantinence Manuals by thebookhobbit reviews
Guides for the main four boys. All in one place now.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Yusuke U., Hiei - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi reviews
In a final attempt to prove their youth, and forever end their competitions, Gai and Kakashi bet on who can find love first. Too bad Kakashi decides to fall in love with the one chuunin he could never seduce. KakashiIruka Warning: There's YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,129 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Miser and the Jashinist by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Kakuzu finds a baby on his steps one rainy day and as much as he doesn't want to take the child in, he does and raises him as his own. KakuHidan and SasoDei rated M for language and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
ChildHood Is Calling by Bubonicc reviews
Kakuzu Has found a new Bounty...Turns out the Bounty is only 6 years old and named Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Child of Orochimaru and Itachi by spirited curiosities reviews
Crack. Who is the child of Orochimaru and Itachi?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Itachi U., Orochimaru] - Complete
I love you Because by purpleprinsess reviews
It started with letters saying it couldn't happen. But teenaged love is a hard thing to keep away when it's ment to be. Bevin, mpreg, totally cheesy
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Ben T., Kevin
Shut up Hidan by skydreia reviews
Hidan's constant complaining drives Kakuzu into being more creative in shutting him up. This in turn makes Hidan a little more then just paranoid.Chapter4: bathroom renovating and painting tips! Eventual HidanXKakuzu.Rated M for Hidan and further chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Tangles by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu has messy hair, and hidan wants to fix it. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Language by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan had to have known his swearing would have consequences XD kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Gone by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu recounts his and hidan's relationship to an old tea shop owner. kakuhidan fluff, rated for hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Miser and a Masochist by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
FWD: by IceCrome reviews
Hidan is unnerving and everybody tries not to strangle him. AU. OOC. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Truth or Dare by IceCrome reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Odd Couple by Subieko reviews
No one really understands why Kakuzu and Hidan get along, not even the men themselves. Kakuzu/Hidan oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The All Purpose Naruto Mpreg by poke-the-kitty reviews
Crack-fic. This is meant to poke fun at Mpreg, so if you enjoy Mpreg you may not want to read this. Hints of Sasunaru. Mpreg spoof.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Luckless Liars by WhirledPeace reviews
Deidara has two major secrest he doesn't think matter, but when he is forced to acknowledge what exactly he is, how can he deal? Can he keep his secrets much longer? SasoDei, MAJOR TobiDei, side pairings: KakuHidan, maybe KisaIta. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,566 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
So Sweet it Hurts by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
CRACK Hidan is having cake, but does Kakuzu want some, too? R&R NO FLAMES. M for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Naruto: When Authors Attack by Aventri reviews
Do you enjoy a good Naruto story? Are you tired of skipping over cliche stories? Ever want to laugh at a story that wasn't trying to be funny? Well come on in. Today we're making fun of all the stories that make you sigh.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
S Rank Plumbers by Gonasamu reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki's last working toilet breaks, and Deidara and Hidan are assigned to fix it? Crack, Oneshot. Rated T for Hidan's mouth. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Distractions by crematosis reviews
Light and L are in for a very interesting surprise when they discover the result of their intimate moment. How will Light be able to keep up with L's emotional fluctuations and even more bizzare behavior? LightxL mpreg
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 61,874 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Questionable Masculinity by amai-amaya reviews
Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Project Akatsuki by adAprilShower reviews
A series of crack fics about the lives of the 'evil' organization Akatsuki. Co written with my brother. No homophobes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,412 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
Soap Shenanigans by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
One thing Konan discovers about the Akatsuki is the severe lack of soap. Especially when Pein is sitting in the shower, in danger of turning into a pierced raisin. Tobi discovers art, Hidan loses to Itachi in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Crack, leetle bit PxK
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Konan - Complete
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Why they Swear by Anime Khat reviews
Mpreg, crackafic. Kisame discovers why Itachi seems to be gaining weight. The entirety of the Akatsuki learn to never leave any form of child with Hidan for any given point of time. Deidara understands why any woman would want to strangle her partner...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
An Heir to Darkness by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
A.K.A: Madara's evil plan to have Itachi bear his man-children. Mpreg. Spoilers. Crack. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Hidan Goes High by Dragon ANBU reviews
Hidan has his fun and suffers the consequences. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hidan - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dark by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
KakuHida.:. Hidan will not sin. He already has one lover – the jealous hands of his God. But his mind will constantly think of those sins he wants to commit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tsumi to Batsu by papercut ai reviews
Hidan x Deidara. Hidan wants Deidara. General kink, bloodplay, language, and boysmut. A request fic for Zileto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hey by We are DesCom reviews
Akamaru had always thought humans were complicated. He was not prepared for just how complicated they can be, starting with one simple word...Sai x Kiba yaoi Akamaru's POV Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sai, Kiba I. - Complete
Remember That Time by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida ficlet. Kakuzu and Hidan remembering their moments together before Kakuzu's death and Hidan's incapacitation. I do not own Naruto so props to KM. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Hell child by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Itachi realises his brother is gay, so it is up to him to carry on the Uchiha clan. With a Malepregnancynojustu ready, he finds someone who can impregnate him, without Itachi killing them in the progress. OroIta Mpreg. Slight crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
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Mistakes reviews
Leader is so smart. I mean, using Hidan as the dummy for a dangerous experiment? Pure genius! As a result, Hidan and Kakuzu become closer together. Perhaps a little too close... -Cussing, Violence- Eventual KakuHida & eventual Mpreg to go with it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
You're WHAT! reviews
Kakuzu finds a brilliant way to make money using the one thing he loves almost as much - Hidan. Fake!MPreg, cussing, OOC-ness XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
