![]() Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Karin. NOTICE: Hello to all who are waiting for me to update. Sorry I haven't been online for a year or so, I've been focusing on a little project of mine. A full fledge novel! ^.^ Well, sort of. It's a requirement for me to graduate from high school so I'm going to keep working on that until May I believe. Don't worrry, I'm currently editing all my stories because I've recently taken a grammar class so hopefully they'll make much more sense. I'll try to update soon, so stay tune! Yo, welcome to my profile. Not much to say about myself. I love to read, draw, play guitar and piano, and write. I hope you enjoy my stories, and please, if you can, review. My writing isn't very good and I like to know where I need to improve. Thanks!! Description; Name: Jason or Jase, either one is fine. Or you could call me the Second Hokage!! Age: I am now 17, wow. . . Hair: Brown or Black? Changes with the lighting. Height: 6 Feet, average height around here...well for the upperclassmen. Middle schoolers are getting small. Eyes: Brown That's all I'll describe. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Mood this week: Inspired. Hobbies: Reading, doing my best to write fanfiction, playing guitar, improving my guitar playing, drawing, playing games, exercising, and sleeping :P Downsides: Reading a lot stresses my eyes, making them worst. Playing games too much makes me lazy. Playing guitar is fun, but practicing is boring sometimes or is too much fun and makes my finger tips hurt if I play for a long time. Sleeping too much makes me lazy. Trying to keep a balance is hard work. Books/Manga: Harry Potter, Warriors series, House of the Scorpion-Author Nancy Farmer.(Personal favorite. highly recommend you read.) Shattered Mirror, Naruto, Bleach, Chibi Vampire, and others. I have a lot, but those are my top ones. If it has anything to do with vampires, swords, samurai, ninja, or japan. I'll read it. Games I Like: Legend of Zelda(all of them), Tales of Symphonia, Kingdom Hearts, Splinter Cell, Gears of War, Naruto ultimate ninja 1/2/3, and lastly Clash of ninja1/2/revolution. (Sucks I sold my gamecube for a 360! Regrets it. 360 is over rated!.. well mostly.) Dot Hack series. Resident Evil 4. waiting for number 5. Music: Pretty much anything with a few exceptions. Though Skillet, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Relient K, and 3 Doors Down are my favorite. This one below is from bakared4ever, funny right? You Know your obsessed with Naruto when... -Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. Found this on a website.(Can't remember which.) You Know Your Addicted to Naruto When.. You eat Ramen all day every day. You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese. You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days. You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts. You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. You cover half of your face with a mask. You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites. You try to walk up trees using your feet only. You draw whiskers on your face. You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _ You draw black circles around your eyes. You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities. You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it. You run with your arms behind you. You have read and written Naruto fan fiction. ..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video . You decide to call your morals your "ninja way". You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face. You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight. You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee. You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese. You address your tests as the Chunin Exams. You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back. You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage” Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You tell people your dream is to be Hokage. You replace your backpack with a giant gourd. You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts. ...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts. You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer. You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!" You give people the 'nice-guy' pose. You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!" You have to put on a headband before a major competition. ...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals. You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only). You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck. You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon". You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before. Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member. You try to make pairings between characters. You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'. You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode. You carry puppets with you. You call your group of friends a "three man cell". "Art is a Bang" Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow. You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it. The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade. You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM. You spy on girls and call it research. You try to summon a frog in biology class. ...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor. You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage". You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. You have a pet pig named Tonton. You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode. You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese. You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission. You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?” You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique. You start making hand signs. ...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!" You try to sign a contract with blood. You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands. You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!" You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)" You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto ...And also try to add to this list as well You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think PIE IS GOOD, copy this onto your profile. If you get on massive sugar rushes or are a chocoholic, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever thrown a fake shuriken, kunai, or attempted a jutsu, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (My neck hurts!) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Maybe...) If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and FAILED, copy and paste this into your profile.(Yup, thought I was a ninja.) If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile. If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Come back!!) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, White Moonlight, shizuka-ai, sakurauchiha4, ShivaVixen,Shrimps of Mass Destruction, Yasu Uchiha, bakared4ever, If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (Preppies! I WILL FIND YOU!!) If You are a Jack Sparrow fan copy and paste this into your profile.(Who's Jack Sparrow?) 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (Yeah, that's me. Stupid people...hahahaha!) If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (I did once and I had a bruise for weeks!) bakared4ever (yes i do like 4 times a day), Second Hokage (My neck still hurts!) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's wet!) If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (There are shows called that?) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile. (i don't remember..;) If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (You've got to admitt his hair is like that) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. . (I'm a ball magnet. BAM! Got hit again, heh.) Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I do not! Hey, there's and update.) Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural. (Does being clawed up by a scared cat count?) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Must resist...) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent) (lol.). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (I admit it!) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha, bakared4ever, Second Hokage If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), bakared4ever, Second Hokage (...Still staring...) This is not for the weak hearted. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla Current Projects: I'm editing all my stories. Please be patient a little longer. I've have them up in a couple of weeks. Bye-Writing. . . True love-Writing... Daddy's Little Boy-Thinking... Chibi Naruto-Have a bunch of chapters lined up, just waiting for response to it... Coming soon In each story you can recommend the pairings! Unless I already have it planned out! Sharingan Instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother. His mother was Uchiha Karin. To protect him from his over controlling clan, Naruto is not told of his mother's side of the family. Naruto X ? (Still in the planing stage.) Emotion-Naruto Naruto, from the time he could walk, was trained in the ways of the shinobi. He was taught to show and feel no emotion. Now he has got a new mission. Naru X Hina...maybe, or Naru X Hanabi |