Words have power. Woven to beguile and to ensnare - like twisted branches of a tree, with roots gone deep. They lie in shadow – filled with purpose and intent. Filled with Old magic. Sarah really should have known better. Norse gods, ancient rituals, the chase… He is through waiting. It all began with a book; it is only fitting that it should end with one. Enter the Tanglewood...

When it comes down to it, your family is important. But whoever becomes part of your family is up to you. Charley has been with the guys for a long time and even Stoker has become a part of her family. Someone from Charley's past pops up a year after the death of her brother. She isn't sure how to handle it, but luckily Stoker is more than willing to take over.

His world is stagnating around him, but Jareth desires more than to be swallowed by the slow petrification of his surroundings. He ventures out of the Underground to find a new, vibrant life... sequel in progress, not currently posted.

A girl from Earth is thrown precariously into Skyrim and rescued by a traveling Orc.

Charlotte Wright is living in the modern world when a stranger mysteriously appears on her lawn. This story is completely AU. Rated M to be on the safe side.

Twelve-year-old Toby wants to know why his every wish comes true, Sarah wants to know why she's having these very (ahem) intense dreams, and Jareth wants to make some changes to his kingdom, starting with increasing it's number of citizens by two. But Jareth will soon be reminded to be careful what he wishes for, because these two humans are astonishingly willful.

*Two books in one!* After watching his bros shoot down an all-too-tempting offer from Charley to join her over Thanksgiving, Modo takes a chance. Modo/Charley and a continuation involving Stoker and an OC. Cassie, Charley's sister, can't seem to resist the temptation of the older Martian, even if he's not there for the long-haul. Yum yum! :D

He's held control of her dreams for so long; it can only be a matter of time before he comes to claim her. Several years after her first encounter with the Goblin King, Sarah agrees to play his game again.

She wished her brother away, once, but now the wishes are only for her. Secrets, a wish gone awry, and a pair of handcuffs that just don't seem to want to come off. J/S.

Halloween Aboveground is always such a drag, and this year Sarah is determined to sneak down Underground to celebrate instead. The Goblin King's All Hallow's Eve Ball is the place to be, with everyone who's anyone in attendance. Surely, Jareth won't notice just one extra guest, even if 'he' just so happens to be the prettiest man at the ball...?

After years of casual fun, Sarah wonders if more might be possible with Jareth. But a shadow hangs over everything. Part 3 of Mirror Work. (Note: things get a bit dark in this part of the series, some rough sex that could be read as dubcon [though I tried to make it clear that it was consensual]. Not full-on nihilism, though.)

Sarah gets an unexpected visitor in her bar after closing time. The stakes are set and a new game begins, but this is not your average pool game. Pointless, predictable, and cliché, this is just a bit of fun and UST. Will earn its M rating. Jareth/Sarah.

Rated a very high "T" for adult situations; including the use of alcohol. Summary: Failed relationships are simply trials, to prepare a person for when love actually strikes. Throttle and Carbine's relationship falls, but not in the way one might think. A slow building Throttle and Charley story. Slight ThrottlexCarbine and eventual ThrottlexCharley.(Confirmed Pairing)

Sarah obtains several goblin minions, much to the consternation of their King. There will be games and glitter, misunderstandings and pranks, and shameless abuse of candy. Dark creatures bearing grudges are lurking nearby; will Sarah and Jareth be able to move past their pride and find some common ground, before it's too late? JS. COMPLETE

G1. We can never control who we fall in love with. Those determined to be together will let nothing stand in their way. This is one such pair. Rated for slashy content and blackmail for sexual favors. Prowl x Sideswipe.

When Charlie has a daydreams...

Thor and Loki never get back to Asgard. Now S.H.I.E.L.D. is stuck with the world's most hated war criminal on their hands and everyone wants a piece - unless they can find a way to get rid of him for good. Jane/Thor/Loki triangle. Post-Avengers.

Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!

Charley is going out, and Throttle follows her. LEMON! Do not read if you are under 17. Please R&R.

Mech x human OC rated for lang., sexual content, and violence. It started as a simple wager. All he had to do was get a kiss... from a human female. It shouldn't have been that hard, but fate had other plans. Now oneshots with various TFs. Mecha/F smut.

Ghorbash the Iron Hand gives the dragonborn a lesson in orc culture. [F!Dragonborn/Ghorbash. Mature readers only]

Reeling from the shock of Modo's sister's death Rimfire and Primer come to earth to heal. Charley finds a companion and everyone's world is thrown when an old nemesis comes to Limburger's aid. And no one is prepared for who he brings with him. Part 1

Sarah Williams experienced her first romantic disappointment just two days shy of her sixteenth birthday. For the record, it was all Hoggle's fault (even if he did have the best of intentions).

My take on the first little talk Goliath and Elisa have about their budding relationship. Not attached to The Canmore Argument. Rated for safety. New Chapter!

What do you do when everything is falling apart? How do you even begin to pick up the pieces of what used to be your life? How do you trust someone new, someone who will need your help more than anyone you've ever met. Can you save her? Can you love her? Rated M for a reason. Complete!

Jazz a Gamma class Cybertronian lives wishing and hoping of a better life. Treated like scrap by the higher classes his dreams are slowly fading but one meeting with a possible Alpha class might change all of that. More details inside! Rated for a REASON!

Set in an AU in which Joffrey is alive. Scared by the King, Sansa decides to ask Tyrion to finally consummate the marriage. It doesn't go as planned.

What would it be like, if Fate conspired a bit and brought them together? Throttle/Charley one-shot

The way to Earth is closed, but Fandral is falling in love with someone he met only briefly there: Darcy; and the sister of Queen Frigga offers him a chance to make that love real. But can he win Darcy's heart from across worlds? Rated T for now.

Oh yes, it was only the beginning of a beautiful friendship...or not.

Metamorphosis, noun: a complete change of form, structure, or substance; any complete change in appearance, character, circumstances, etc...

Limburger's malfunctioning time machine lands Stoker in a strange land of three-eyed women and alternate realities.

I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!

28 minifics/drabbles starring the Autobots' second in command, Prowl. Chapter titles will be arranged by number once all the prompts are completed.

Prowl, Bumblebee and Sunstreaker are pulled into an alternate universe along with Starscream and his trine. They must put aside their differences if they ever wish to see their home again. Will contain violence and non con. Rating will change to reflect.

Co-authored with H.E. Grey! "My sons, enough is enough. I've had it up to here with all the insanity that goes on around here, and this list will tell you what you are and are not allowed to do anymore. Please, no more explosions."

Alice is forced to ponder whether it's worth her propriety for one night with a mad man... a choice that is no choice at all when love is involved. First in a series of three.

Sometimes all the things you know can be challenged by the one thing you don't. Sometimes love isn't easy to explain - not when a universe of differences exist between you. WARNINGS: explicit sex, angst. HARD M - MATURE READERS ONLY PLEASE.

Post-ROTF - After the fight, Mikaela realises she left something behind.

What do you do when your friends in the next room assault your eardrums with noisy, invasive sex sounds? If you're the Hamato brothers, you start placing bets. Rated M for some smutty talk.

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

Completed! Dr Who-Stargate cross. A trip to a secret Gate on Mars unleashes an evil being bent on destroying the universe.

Stoker fianlly takes some time off from the chaos that is his life and spends some time on Earth. The realizations that he comes to won't just change his life, but of two friends that he holds dear...

Their love wasn't disappearing...it merely changed. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after 'A Dance to Remember.' o.

Sam is Megatron’s pet, humans are trying to free their world and the autobots are almost too late to save them. what will they do? chapter 1 revised!

After getting caught in the rain, a girl seeks shelter in what she thought was an abandonned 18wheeler. It just happened to have a mind of it's own.

Sometimes if you won't make a decision, it gets made for you. In the guise of Nightwatcher, Raphael has abandoned stealth. What are the consequences? Warnings for language, violence and explicit drug and sexual references. COMPLETE.

G1. It all started with a can of wax... Feedback Welcome!

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

Sam finds out about Bumblebee and Mikaela, and Jazz gets involved.This is another followup to the previous crackfics.This is NC17 SmutPseudo smut alert!

SamFrenzy. First one I've seen, so far...The Decepticons decide that Sam should be humiliated, and Frenzy carries it out in the worst way. No one knew the repercussions of what that would cause...ManBot n' all that jazz...Primus, this title sucks...

What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.

So far, it's been the worst spring ever. Still, Donatello struggles to do the right thing. Oneshot. Set in the month of May, following events in 'The Talk'. Warning: sexually explicit implications and lots of bad words.

Post 2007 movie. BeeSam, BeeOptimus, BeeRatchet, BeeIronhide, BeeOther? Response to the crack prompt of What if Bumblebee were the pleasure bot of the Autobot group? Rated MA for mature content.

Sequel to “The Most Unlikely Foe”. Lord of the Rings crossover. Jareth and Legolas both question the decisions they made. Slash. …longer summary within…

ONESHOT! When Spike loses something important, Bumblebee decides to be a good friend and help him find it. Too bad he doesn't have a clue what to look for!

The final chapter has been posted, by request of the fans! Find out the meaning behind Hiro's strange appearance after his alleged death. It's something you'd never expect.

G1, 2003. Darkstar is a Decepticon who used to be a seventeen year old girl. Now she’s trapped on Cybertron with no friends, no idea how to function, and no help but Mindwipe, who was the one that changed her in the first place.

Im ALIVE! Ch 18 up! ADVENT CHILDREN SPOILERS! When Kadaj survives the ultimate battle, both he and Cloud must face the fact one cannot choose one’s family. Now everyone must come to terms with the effects and responsibilities created by the Jenova Project

Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.

Lord of the Rings crossover in which a certain stewards son gets the entire Fellowship into a whole new kind of trouble when he unwittingly wishes away the Elven member of their party into the hands of the Goblin King. Some slash COMPLETED

Tohma's hat, and the conspiracy under it.

When dealing with Jareth, you should never take anything for granted...

G1. Megatron and Starscream find out the hard way why you shouldn't get drunk around your subordinates. [WARNING for mm slash, innuendo and general vulgarity. Rrated to be on the safe side.]

Jareth and Toby have a certain situation and Toby must go back to the Underground forever. But trouble awaits him there... 'R' rated for slash, rape, angst, torture, internalised homophobia, occasional bad language and other such dark things. Updated.

[I, Robot] (Rated for language) USR is making robots again, Miko Clark is a woman that forgot how to help, and Sonny is the one who needs it most. Read and Review please!

Nightcrawler reflects on his new position as a language teacher at Xavier's school.

Yuki is like a faulty faucet. Hot, cold, hot, cold. When Shuichi dreams about him, though, he's undeniably hot. Rated for language and fairly strong sexual content. Complete!

Ten years after the anime Haruko comes back, something that makes Naota very happy. Unfortunately they didnt count on the side effects. Chapter 2 up. And so it begins

The Decepticon base is experiencing an infestation of Mary Sues via a random plot hole, or "warp gate." Luckily for the Decepticons, the plot hole also sucks in Alex the Lab Tech.

Elrond wakes up in a compromising position, and things just happen. This is ElrondGlorfindel slash, do not read if you're underage, or offended by mm material.

Elrond has a secret weapon. Set during the Council of Elrond, movie verse.

Sequel to 'Little Stranger'! Elrond and Legolas must contend with their forbidden love. Rated R! Elrond/Legolas slash! Finally updated!

What was Charlie thinking leaving them alone with the wash?

A slightly different look at how it might have all started

sequal to We Can't Afford to be Innocent

A human girl sneaks past Autobot alarm systems...