Of course, Violet didn't know it yet, but the house was relatively safe. Besides a rickety bookshelf, a lecherous captor, mind tricks, peppermint, French food, anagrams, codependents, poems, secret visits, psychology books, poison darts, only one bed, a skylight, tea, secret letters, root beer floats, matches, guilt, and loving parents.

Beatrice and Bertrand Baudelaire watch seventeen-year-old Violet mingle at a VFD party. They quickly become concerned. Violaf!

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

AU. Saul operates a 900 line for extra cash through the weeks leading up to Valentine's Day; Jesse's just curious and desperate enough to give him a call.

Jacob/OC/MIB. This is about a girl named Rachel who has lived on the island as long as both Jacob and the MIB, say that both are in love with her, but she must choose one of the boys to be with forever. Sorry but I really suck at summaries.

Nymphadora Tonks is sixteen and perfectly bubbling over with hormones when she meets him. She is also quite certain that nobody has ever had a crush as intense as hers, much less on their professor. One-shot.

A mysterious illness is sweeping through Hogwarts and the surrounding countryside. The only solution left for the founders is to seek help from the future. Salazar/Hermione

Prequel to "The Punishment." A young Doug Rattman meets a unique personality core—one that can remember its previous life—and is forced to make a very difficult decision.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

She doesn't feel like Ginny any more. She feels like more of a Miranda. Or perhaps a Veronica. Harry/Ginny

This follows episodes 12-13 after Zuko joins the gang. A spunky girl winds up in their world and joins the gang, but has fun while at it. discontinued, go to the revised edition in my profile to read recent continuation of story

Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.

They're both so tired. HermioneLuna femmeslash, post-DH. Mainly PG. Oneshot, now being continued as a chaptered story.

Valjean and Javert each spent nearly twenty years in Toulon. These are those years, from beginning to end. Slash, angst, not canon compliant.

It’s hard to find happiness when you don’t believe you deserve it. Jane/Joanie femslash, picking up where we left off after Season 3. Joanie POV. 3200 words. Note: F/F sexual content and language appropriate to source material.

An honest story explores both sides, no matter how right or wrong one may seem. How did Kit and Olaf meet, and what drove him to become the villain we knew in The Bad Beginning? Experimental. Rating may change.

A chance encounter in London brings Ben Linus into contact with someone whose occupation is as arguably questionable as his. A bit different than what I usually write, yes - criticism is more than welcome, as always.

The title is pretty self-explanatory. Dee gets drunk, and accidentally finds Charlie in her apartment. Charlie/Dee, slightly noncon.

Ledger's Joker is feeling blue instead of purple. How does he pick himself up? Cue the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical score, replace the Austrian Alps with the backdrop of Gotham, and sing along. You all know the tune.

That’s how long she goes, in the flurry of victory, without feeling anything at all.

“May I help you with something ma’am,” Batman asked the lady when she stood in front of him and Robin. “Yes, I am Ami David, attorney at law. I am here to give you the paperwork for a law suit against you,” Ami explained.

Every man or woman on the Island has a story; something they're running from or something they're running to. Even the Others. Ben, Richard, and Sawyer cameo.

The werewolf, summer and mourning.

Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.

Light knows he's going to hate the 'task force party', but nothing could have prepared him for a little game called '7 Minutes in Heaven', especially when he doesn't end up in the closet with anyone he expected. LxLight

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Love for them was a brief materialistic fling, all sex and alcohol; bordering on the filthy side of things. Kit/Olaf oneshot.

Metalocalypse fanfic...DethKlok is in for a suprise when they find out that their managers daughter is coming to live with them. Will the general carzyness kill her or will she make it to collage

Tim Drake discovers the beautiful fun of telling everyone, including Batman, Alfred and the Joker, "YOUR MOM!" jokes and uses it as only a 14-year-old Boy Wonder can...Wow, who knew Batman could turn that shade of red? Otherwise entitled, "Run, Tim, Run!"

NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a BEN unit. In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don’t want to be involved in a second PURGE do you?

The end of all things...

The Phoenixes know nothing if not how to say goodbye. Seven farewells that were and weren't.

We cannot all be brave in the same ways: A year under the Carrows for Lavender Brown of Gryffindor, Padma Patil of Ravenclaw, Susan Bones of Hufflepuff, and Daphne Greengrass of Slytherin. Eventual FourShot. [Chapter 4, Daphne Greengrass: Fair Lady]

Sirius and Lupin have a very passion and sexy night. Plz review its really good I promise!

The Joker is a hard man to shop for but this year Harley's determined to get him the best present ever. JokerxHarley

Kit and Olaf dueling in a library. In more ways than one.

One hundred sentences about Kit's love life. KitDewey, KitOlaf. Written for the 1sentence community on livejournal. Please read the Author's Notes for more information.

Violet and Olaf, talking on the boat, before it all goes down. So to speak. VioletxOlaf.

A horror fan discovers that her favorite movies, Devil's Rejects and House of 1000 Corpses, were secretly based in real facts. Intending to change the killers' fate, she goes back in time and interacts with the Fireflys.

Sometimes choices are not as clear cut as Hermione would like. PreHBP. Contains politics and dystopian themes.

COMPLETE! After seven years of war, there is nothing the wizarding world wants more than to just forget. LuciusHermione

When the marauders take a class trip to the exotic, sensual land of France, Sirius thinks it’s the perfect opportunity to confess his love for everyone’s favorite werewolf. Trouble is, it doesn’t look like Sirius is the only one who wants Remus.

Ginny is different from her family but she never realised how much. Implied NarcissaGinny.

after lucius dumped snape for a woman snape found love with a muggle man called chris and now a strange turn of events means that now he must tell everyone about it. warning slash man/man plenty of sex and one very screwed up child