AU. Negan joins Rick in the perilous job of hunting monsters, and together they face demons, ghosts, and other unexplained creatures terrorizing the lives of their clients. But Negan soon discovers that even in a world crawling with supernatural beasts, the darkest horrors lurk inside human beings.

AU&NZ. When Carl runs into problems with his high school baseball coach, Negan, Rick is ready to write the guy off as a foul-mouthed asshole with zero redeeming qualities—except for maybe his cocky smirk and undeniable charisma. But after Negan ends up in the drunk tank one night at the King County Sheriff's Department, Rick discovers there's a lot more to Negan than meets the eye.

Cassie sends a selfie to the wrong number, and a strange yet compelling relationship ensues with the person on the other end. AU. Crack.

Jesse decides to take his five million dollar payout to Las Vegas, the city of neon glitz, questionable life decisions, and gambling-induced bankruptcy. With Saul along for the ride though, Jesse's in for a hell of a weekend. (Set in S5A after the Chicks 'n Guns deleted scene from 5x08.)

Honestly, Saul should be used to this by now. A good seventy percent of their encounters involve Mike presenting what he wants, Saul flailing his arms and protesting, and Mike just glaring at him pointedly until Saul relents or, in this case, grievously injures himself. [written for creepbat as part of Blue Christmeth 2014 on Ao3]

Jesse and Walt are a married couple going on five years of domestic drudgery. When Jesse discovers Walt's been hiding a cancer diagnosis, he pays a visit to divorce attorney Saul Goodman. But Walt isn't letting Jesse go without a fight, and his combative tactics all but push Jesse toward Saul, who's everything Walt isn't.

After the events of Felina, Jesse tracks Saul down to Omaha, Nebraska and asks him to find Brock. What happens instead gives Jesse a chance at a normal life, the happily-ever-after he's been searching for in a post-Heisenberg haze. But Jesse's haunted by his past in more ways than one, and it's not long before the ghost of Walter White threatens to unravel Jesse's new life.

sequel of sorts to "pro bono." A series of one-shots following Saul and Jesse's relationship during the one-year timeskip. Lots of fluff with occasional smut.

When Jesse suggests skipping town instead of killing Gale, Walt never imagined the two of them would end up living together in the snow-capped forest of New Hampshire under assumed identities. With no one to trust but each other, Walt and Jesse share a spark that opens up a whole new world of possibilities.

Jesse feels like he's getting The Talk from his grandpa, although there's a careful veneer of menace here that's special to Mike. S4. Mike learns about Jesse and Saul's relationship in the worst way.

Just when Jesse had put this all behind him, too focused on the new tragedy of Drew Sharp, he's smacked down from his blind side. Walt learns about Jesse's relationship with Saul and drops a huge bombshell: "I don't want you to get hurt. If you knew the things he's done, what he did to Brock..." S5A.

Jesse looks over at Saul, a smoky smile on his lips. "Mr. White thinks he owns me. So we're gonna fuck right here, in the first place Mr. White and I ever cooked, to show him he doesn't own shit."

Saul didn't think he'd reach any sexual firsts at this point in his life, but apparently Jesse is full of surprises. Though he really wishes Jesse had said any other name than "Mr. White."

"I want you to promise me something. If you ever wanna drop off Walt's radar for a while, just come here." Saul's promise sets Jesse on a life-altering course of change and growth. But Walt's trying to force his way back into Jesse's life, and if he ever found out that Saul and Jesse are more than just friends... Set in S3; runs from the end of "Mas" onward to the end of S4.

AU. Saul operates a 900 line for extra cash through the weeks leading up to Valentine's Day; Jesse's just curious and desperate enough to give him a call.

Walt works alongside Gale at Gus' sleepy little coffee shop Los Frijoles Saltarines. Then Jesse shows up, and Walt's mid-life crisis looks a hell of a lot brighter now. In which coffee and cakes bring Walt and Jesse together, Mike teaches Jesse important life lessons, Gus meddles in Walt's love life, and coffee shop turf wars are an actual thing.

Broken by the death of his father, Loki's trip to Stark Tower begging Natasha to kill him could have been the worst choice he's ever made. Instead, he begins an unexpected journey of self-discovery, acceptance, and redemption. But dark shadows from his past threaten to tear apart Loki's new life. M for smut & dark themes.

Chandler's an FBI agent in need of a case; Joey's the simple-minded, good-natured caporegime working under his father, the head of the Tribbiani crime family. But Joey's more interested in Chandler than taking over the family business, and Chandler's growing pretty fond of him too. When the line between friend and target begins to blur, Chandler has a decision to make. S1. AU.

Joey doesn't need much to be happy, just someone to come home to and share his life with. Chandler could be that person—has been that person—for the past four years. S4 AU. Picks up after TOW Joey's Dirty Day and runs through TOA Ross Says Rachel.

"This is our first Christmas together as a couple—do you know how embarrassed I'm gonna be if Chandler gets me somethin' real expensive and I gotta give him, like, an orange?" S2. Inexcusable fluff to the highest degree.

"What if I never find someone?" Chandler asks, incredulous, and it breaks Joey's heart to hear that he honestly thinks he'll end up alone. Joey can't be the only one who finds Chandler ridiculously endearing; he can't be. S2. Based off of Chandler's storyline in 2.03.

Joey grits his teeth at the sounds of Janice in the other bedroom. Chandler's in there with her, and Joey wants to set himself on fire just so he'd have something else to think about. S3.

"Now can you focus on the whole sex thing we're doing here, or did you want me to shut the blinds too? A bird might fly by and look at us." Joey and Chandler get, uh, creative to thwart the summer heat. Unrepentant smut with a bit of fluff. S4. Established Relationship.

Joey can't stop thinking about the cute nerd who frequents the coffee shop where he works. But Joey's never flirted with a guy before, so he's just going to bring him cheesecake and coffee and hope Mr. Cute Smile gets the hint. Fluff with some smut. S6. AU.

"You're askin' me if I would date you?" Joey sounds insulted by this, like he's way out of Chandler's league and he knows it. S4. Chandler and Joey fool around on the beach. Pure smut, with a bit of fluff. Loosely based off of Chandler's proposition to Monica in TOA the Beach/TOW the Jellyfish.

Chandler used to have a lot of nights like these where he'd lie awake wondering what was wrong with him and why he couldn't stop thinking about the stupid Italian with the goofy smile in the next room. And now he's telling Joey to fuck off and let him sleep; Chandler's come a long way. S2. Pure fluff.

Joey doesn't even know how to handle this; is there some sort of guidebook for what to do when you've just watched a sex tape starring your boyfriend? S5 AU. Fluff with a bit of smut.

"So, Mon', I was just thinkin', maybe you ought'a take it easy on Chandler. Trust me, he gets plenty of exercise." Joey doesn't say the "with me" part of that sentence, but he still hears it there. (Based off Chandler's storyline in 2x07)

"I don't want our friends thinking I'm just the weird guy across the hall with homosexual hair who dates his roommates! I cannot let that be my thing!"

The one where Chandler is awkward and hopeless and desperately in love with Joey. But it's not like he'll actually admit it...even when they start dating. Set after 1x10 and runs through the middle of season 2. Canon events and dialogue are weaved in throughout. Rated M for smut. Lots and lots of smut.

Chandler likes to wear Joey's sweaters in the morning; the familiar smell of cologne and aftershave that used to fill him with longing still clings to the fabric.

Chandler attempts to bake Joey a cake for his birthday. Pure, unapologetic fluff.

AU. One-shot. Chandler follows in his mother's footsteps and writes erotica under a pseudonym-but it's not like he's actually going to tell anyone about it. Joey, still in the dark about what Chandler actually does for a living, is not prepared to discover that he's been Chandler's personal inspiration for the hunky male love interest, Dr. Drake Ramoray. M for smut.

Cas bakes Dean a cake for his birthday. Pure fluff. Dean POV