Sueslayer1: Hey I come on when I can.

Anyone want shady sunglasses? Going once, going twice... Sold to the person with the green vest and the ugly mustache O.o...

Mustacheman: Hey did you just call me ugly?

TehShadyPerson: Not really...

Mustacheman: I'm keeping my eye on you!

Umm...k. Anyway I'm Sueslayer1. I'm a fan of many, many things such as. Kingdom Hearts, Gundam Seed, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VII and of course La Corda Doro. I'm an Anime Fan! ASUCAGA and Len x Kahoko forever! My Favourite TV show would have to be Bones...I Just LOVE those dead bodies and dem dry bones! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm a scary person what can I say?

My favourite characters of all time would have to be... Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca from FFXII and Balthier from the same game, I love the whole Bones team; Temperance Brennan - Kick butt much? Seeley Booth - Awesome F.B.I Agent, Angela PEARLY GATES Montenegro - I laugh at her middle name... Love her character, Camille Saroyan - Cool Boss, Jack Hodgins and Zack Addy - Love how they compete for king of the Lab. I also love Athrun Zala and Cagalli Yula Attha, Sephiroth, Aries,Erm Riku and Sora from KH, Marth from Fire emblem, The Griel Mercenaries, Ike= pwnsome, Oganization XIII... Coolest Evil Villains EVER! Specially Zexion, Marluxia, Xemnas and Larxene... I also love SAMUS kick butt girl in a game... Which I love. She is now on my list with Tempe, Larxene, Sheena, Presea, Collette, Camille, Angela, Ashelia, Titania, Mia and yeah I have to find more...

I'm a Tomboy...I like Art...Music with my Trombone and writing... Umm yeah. I have so many Favourite stories out on this site. One of my Favs has to be Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around. I got some good laughs. My most hated story... My Immortal shudders Romance/drama? You got to be kidding me, more like Comedy/Parody. Can't believe anyone can spell that bad or make an UBER SUE. ." It was fun flaming xxxbloodyristsxxx though... If that was how she spelt wrists. o.o.

OMG! I hate to spoil this for people...but, I CAN'T BELIEVE ZACK WAS GORMAGON'S APPRENTICE! -sobs- I still love him though. Not his fault. :( I'm very sad now. My second fav char in the show. Something ALWAYS happens to the chars I like. Kate from NCIS -deceased, Sephiroth-Evil much, Aries- Dead and killed by my other fav char Sheesh im depressed.

I own the Evil Laugh MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Person: Why?

RehShadyPerson: Why? Got a problem with that?

~I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... IT'S SUGAR TIME! stuffs sugar in mouth, gets crazy glint in eye. WOOT!

Sueslayer2: drags away She's dangerous when sugar high.

TehShadyPerson: Bye Bye

Hello. I'm Sueslayer2.

I'm currently involved in co authoring Ultiman92's Smash Mind: A New World. Anything in the Smash Mind series can be discussed here: http://www.fanfiction.ws/forum/Smash_Mind_The_Official_Forum/55120/

I hope you visit! :D

Although I dislike Mary Sues, I write OCs myself. I try my hardest to keep them from becoming Mary Sues.

My OCs: (only the major ones)

Mae: Kratos' little sister. Happy, sweet, hyper, and a little crazy. She gets angry easily, but then she stops being angry easily too. Mae = :)

Miranda: Kratos and Mae's nurse. She's a half elf, entirely devoted to Kratos and Mae, loves them like her own children.

Sael: She was made by the master hand to do his dirty work. She traveled with a machine that she used to control people. She tried to control Marth, make him kill Roy. However, her equipment malfunctioned, and Marth's tears when he thought he'd killed his best friend made her realize there mas more to life. Admires Roy practically to the point of worship. Loves her counterpart and will do anything to save him.

Elyan: Sael's counterpart. He has a huge amount of affection for Sael, but is unsure how to react. Scared that Sael will tire of trying to help him and fall for someone else. Slowly learning the truth about good and evil. Is to scared to apologise to Mewtwo and Lucario and Takimi for what he did to them.

Takimi: sweet and slightly shy. Mute. She loves to dance but generally only dances when no one's watching. Had a tragic past, but escaped with the help of an older woman. Now lives in a sanctuary deep in the forest with Jin and the Grandmother.

Jin: Kind, but less shy than Takimi. He likes to cook. He is fierce when anyone threatens Takimi. Grew up with her, but now lives in the forest sanctuary. Mute.

Grandmother: A hermit who adopted Takimi and Jin. Kind and wise, she takes care of wounded or sick animals and people. A skilled healer. She has a deep-running bond with Lucario, and he would do anything for her, or Takimi and Jin.

Major Story Progress:

In A Dangerous Time: Dead. I'm sorry. I tried, and added somemore, but it's still dead for now.

Unity: It's all done! Watch Ultiman92's profile for the sequel!

When Kirby Attacks: LACK OF INSPIRATION. Suggestions welcome.

The Origins of the How-To-Annoy List: I really can't think of any more ways to annoy this guy. Can you help? Review or PM with suggestions.

Shennanigans: on hold. Suggestions also welcome.

Symphonia Songs: Inspiration comes and goes, I might post another soon (the cauldron of ideas in my head is bubbling). Reviews would sure be nice, and song suggestions are always welcome!

Personality

Likes: Christmas. Santa hats. Cookies. Brownies! Them too. Also story inspiration.

Dislikes: Exams, people who bother you because they have nothing better to do with their lives, and Broccoli.

My current favourite character... Nana. She's fun to write and very cute.

Death is inevitable. Everyone will die. There is NO WAY to avoid it. Eventually, we will end this earthly existance and get on with whatever is out there. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're going to enjoy cheese while you still have the time.
CHEESE!

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Many, many times =D

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

If you think your dad is freaking awesome, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever mispelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. That's called a TANGENT. TANGENT. They rock.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have never watched Laguna beach, The O.C., or the Hills and never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile. I once heard a principal who was Delores Umbridge to a T. I was reading 'just another tuesday' (you'll find it in my favs) when I heard about her. I saw the connection immidiately.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. 9 hours of playing Dungeons and Dragons. That was my saturday. I passed up a shopping expedition gladly for that.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. Try ALL OF THEM.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile The Colette syndrome!

If you believe that you are insane/ wish you were, copy and paste this into your profile You bet! WOOHOO!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile. XD got that right. (coughSueslayer1cough)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile Delores Umbridge anyone? Or how about a certain EX-president of the US who looks like a monkey?

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The-3-Sueslayers

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Lloyd for leading a massacre in the sequel for Tales of Symphonia then you'd BEST copy and paste this to your profile!

Heck, yeah! What's WRONG with that guy? He COULDN'T have done it! -sobs- -slaps- -slaps again-

If you think there should be a prequel to Tales of Symphonia where Kratos is the main character, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. SheenaFujiFilm, Penamesolen. Freakyanimegal456, Shiankumo Bani The-3-Sueslayers

POLLUTION SUCKS!

If you think that pollution, deforestation, killing off species and ozone depletion FREAKING SUCK and that your government needs to get it's act together and start helping clean it up, paste this to your profile. Promise that you will recycle, use enviroment friendly items and do your best to keep the planet healthy. It's our world, people, we've only got one!

HECK YES!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, crystalwolfberri, The Sage of Spirits, Shiankumo Bani, The-3-Sueslayers

I (sueslayer2) say that when somebody calls me a wierdo, a nutcase, or anything else.

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inst tihs cool? (there is no possible way I can misspel cool like that.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
HECK YEAH.

If you have ever gotten a good idea for a fanfic while sleeping, copy and paste this into your profile.
My first fanfic. It was a BK fanfic... also the first story I'd ever written voluntarily. (Sueslayer2)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
So true! . (Sueslayer2)

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
It's why we're here, folks.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Woot!