Day 4 (again):
Daring Darry (aka Superman!)
"OK Darry, it's your turn," Two-Bit said.
"Hey!" Some Soc (we'll call him Larry) yelled, "It's our turn now!"
"They have a point." Ponyboy said.
"Shut up Pony."
Just then, a red Mustang drove up, and Cherry, Sylvia, and Sandy stepped out. "Hey boys...'sup?" Sylvia said, popping some gum.
"You weren't thinking of leaving us out, where you?" Sandy asked.
"Hey Cherry! Whatcha doing here?" Pony asked.
"Oh, just thought I'd stop by." She said, grinning.
Dally smirked. "Ya gonna dance for us?"
"Not even in your dreams Furbie Boy!" Cherry retorted.
"Now let's get this party started!" Sandy yelled. Everyone stared at her. "What?"
Two-Bit already had his (totally not stolen!) stereo out, so a Soc cautiously put a CD in, and then ran back to his friends real quick. "Larry" stepped forward. "OK, watch and learn!"
"Yeah, what not to do!" Steve retorted.
"That coming from the guy in the Elvis suit." "Larry" said, smirking. Steve flipped him off, and he ignored him as the music started to play...
La la la la, La la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la la.
"What the fuck is this?! The opera?!" Dally shouted.
"Actually, it'd be higher pitched with more crescendo and—"
"Shut up Pony."
Listen.
The boys on fire,
So I'ma heat it up.
And if lil' mama throw it at me,
I'ma beat it up.
He smirked at Cherry, and she flipped him off too.
See it's nothin',
If she ain't about somethin'. (Uh-huh)
Then I gotta next her,
On to the next one. (Next)
And she's bad, (Bad)
So I might holla. (Holla)
This time he pointed at Sylvia, and she just glared at him.
She moves up and down,
Like a 6-4 impala. (6 6 6)
She get it from her mama,
And she dont like lames, (Nope)
He pointed at Darry...
She likes rich , (Come On)
That's heavy in the game,
Like... me.
He pointed to himself, and smirked...
"Arrogant dick!" Sandy muttered. Everyone looked at her, she was usually so quiet. "What?"
"He thinks he's all that, but I'm all that and a bag of CHEETOS!!" Two-Bit shouted.
"Oo-er." Sylvia said.
I see you lookin' at me.
Tryna figure out how I move to the beat,
So good.
Guess I got it in my blood.
Everytime the DJs spinnin' my cuts.
He was attempting to do some sort of dance, but...
I gets busy, gets busy on the one.
I came to party,
Just to show you how it's done.
Fellas you can 2 step if you want too. (Let's Go)
B5 givin' you somethin' to move to. (B5)
Thumpin' your trunk,
Make the speakers bump. (Uh-huh)
Hit the switch on the 6-4,
Make it jump. (Make it jump)
He jumped up, doing that one-arm wavy thing...
Got a brand new dance,
Can you see me stunt?
You can do it like me,
Just turn it up.
Still doing the one-arm wavy thing...
Get low,
Hydrolic.
Bring it up slow,
Hydrolic.
Clean to the floor,
Hydrolic.
This is how it goes,
Hydrolic.
He was smirking at Sylvia, and she wasn't stopping him...('cuz she's a golddigga!)
So sophisticated, educated, standin' in the crowd.
But she lookin' at me,
Cuz she like the way I put it down.
She recognize me,
From my video and on my shows. (That's Right)
I told her that it's my dance...
And this is how it goes.
Now he was doing his "dance" AND the one-arm wavy thing...
I gets busy, gets busy on the one. (Get Busy)
I came to party,
Just to show you how it's done. (Get Busy)
Fellas you can 2 step if you want too. (Get Busy)
B5 givin' you somethin' to move to.
"What the hell is with his arm?!" asked Soda. "It looks like he's trying to take off or something!"
Pony laughed...and laughed...and laughed...and lau—
"Shut up Pony."
Thumpin' your trunk,
Make the speakers bump. (Hey)
Hit the switch on the 6-4,
Make it jump. (Make it jump)
Got a brand new dance,
Can you see me stunt? (See me stunt)
You can do it like me,
Just turn it up. (Wanna see you get)
He went down doing a cross between a twist and a TWO-arm wavy thing.
"What the fuck?!" Steve said. "He looks like a demented chicken!"
"I don't know...it's kind of sexy." Sylvia said, eyeing him.
"And you're kinda slutty." Dally said, quickly adding, "But that's why I love you!" Sylvia just glared at him, and rolled her eyes.
Get low,
Hydrolic.
Bring it up slow,
Hydrolic.
Clean to the floor,
Hydrolic.
This is how it goes,
Hydrolic.
"This is never going to end, is it?" asked Two-Bit.
Darry silently picked up a rock, threw it, and hit "Larry" on the side of the head. -CONK- "Oops. It slipped."
"Hey! NO FAIR!!" The Socs shouted.
"Aw suck it up!" Dally shouted back. "WIMPS!!"
"YEAH!" Ponyboy shouted.
"Shut up Pony."
"Larry" was carried off. He had a concussion. Oh well, moving on...Darry shoved a CD into Two-Bit's hands, and silently walked to the center of the clearing.
Youuuuuuuuuuu!!
Soulja Boy I told ya! Hey, I got a new dance for y'all called the Soulja Boy!!
Youuuuuuuuuuu!!
Ya gotta punch that, crank that three times...
Ohhhhhhhhh, Soulja boy up in that hoe, watch me crank that, watch me roll!
Watch me crank that soulja boy, then superman that hoe!
Now watch me, Youuuuuuuuuuu!!
"Damn. Darry's got skillz!" Two-Bit said.
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Darry was doing the Soulja Boy dance, and even the Socy girls were looking, 'cuz DAMN!!
Soulja boy up in that hoe, watch me crank that, watch me roll!
Watch me crank that soulja boy, then superman that hoe!
Now watch me, Youuuuuuuuuuu!!
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Soulja boy up in that hoe, watch me lean, watch me rock!
Superman that hoe, watch me crank that robocop!
"Wow!" Sandy said.
"Yeah, who knew Darry was so...so..." Cherry started.
"Pimping!" Sylvia finished.
I'm jockin' on yo bitch ass,
And if we get a fight, then I'm cockin on yo bitch ass!
Darry was looking HOT! Well, all the Greaser guys looked hot, but Darry was studly!
Soulja boy up in that hoe, watch me crank that, watch me roll!
Watch me crank that soulja boy, then superman that hoe!
Now watch me, Youuuuuuuuuuu!!
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Crank that soulja boy, Youuuuuuuuuuu!! (now what)
Darry was just getting his pimp on, when a Soc snuck over, and knocked over Two-Bit's stereo. "Oops. It slipped."
"My foot is about to slip up your ass!" Steve yelled.
"Yeah! I paid-well, I nearly got caught getting that!" Two-Bit shouted.
"Getting? Don't you mean stealing?" Ponyboy asked.
"Shut up, Pony."
"Well, it's our turn now!" A blonde, curvy, Soc girl said, popping her gum. She plugged her iPhone into her iHome, and turned it up...
a/n: OMFG!! I updated!! Yeah, I know, I haven't updated in forever, but I was sick! And I'm a wimp so I just watched TV, but I updated now!! -nervous laughter- ...please don't kill me!
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