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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, and Devil May Cry.

Here's the manga that I own.

Dragon Ball: 1-16

Dragon Ball Z: 1-26

Megaman NT Warrior: 1-13

Chobits: 1-8

Devil May Cry 3: 1-2

Asian Beat: 1

Death Note: 1-13

Death: At Death's Door: 1

Magic Knight Rayearth: 1-3

I Luv Halloween: 1

Pokemon Adventures Red: 1

Kingdom Hearts: 1-4, CoM: 1-2, KH2: 1-2

Neon Genesis Evangelion: 1-4

CardCaptor Sakura: 1-3

Dr. Slump: 1-3

Chibi Vampire: 1

Gin Tama: 1

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle: 1

xxxHolic: 1

Phoenix Wright, Official Casebook: 1

Shaman King: 1-19

Hellsing: 1-5

Fullmetal Alchemist: 1-17

Naruto: 1-33

Bleach: 1-6+24

Megatokyo: 1-4

Extra: Devil May Cry novel, Devil May Cry 2 novel, Death Note Another Note novel,Chibi Vampire novels 1-2, Fullmetal Alchemist novels 1-5, Naruto novels 1-2, Naruto movie manga 1-2, Naruto Official Fanbook, Bleach Official Character Book SOULs.

Total: 209

I found this interesting, and I'm needed to put something new here. Later, I'll add more.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1.Gaara
2. Hinata
3. Shikamaru
4.Jiraiya
5. Tobi
6. Zetsu
7.Kankuro
8. Deidara
9. Kakashi
10. Asuma
11. Itachi
12. Kisame

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? I don’t think so…So I’ll have to make one. ItaZet all the way!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Agh! My eyes! It’s creepy and old!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Deidara probably wouldn’t make it 3 weeks without exploding the baby, so it would be a non-issue.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Kakashi? Excuse me while I burst into a 9-hour fit of laughter.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Um… if you define “good” as delicious, then yes.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Both are unlikely, but if Tobi does end up being Obito, 5/9 would work.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Kankuro would go throw up, and purge the memories from his mind, after years of seeing psychiatrists.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. What started as a friendly game became so much more. Student/Sensei Yaoi Lemon!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Well, 8 killed 1, so someone probably made it, following the “SasoSaku” principle.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Puppets of the Deep.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Research for Icha Icha: WTF?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Probably. Shika is pretty popular.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Oh hell yes.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Hina/Jira/Tobi? If they had a lot of crack and sugar first…

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? I need a cigarette!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? TNT.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning, you will get sick and throw up.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? So, do you like cinnamon buns? I got some in my car.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? As hot as Ameterasu. A Thousand Exploding Suns!

20) How emo is Seven? Most emo of the Sand Siblings! I like to think of Gaara as “Insane”, more than emo.

Choose twelve of your original characters in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow:

1. Enaku (Everyone’s favorite 1337 n1nj4)
2. Atsui (Mr. I Kill You To Watch The Blood Trickle)
3. Hishou (Enaku’s Polar opposite… so… he’s cool)
4. Earl (Vegetarian Vampire)
5. Jado (Emotionless Body-Switched Guy)
6. Rayne (The girl who watches people shower)
7. Ed (Overly violent monster hunter at your service!)
8. Rukia (She can punch out an Uber-Sue)
9. Ryumura (The Uber Mary-Sue who destroyed my fic)
10. Nin (His IQ is smaller than his shoe size. And he has small feet.)
11. Gen (The only Jutsu Force member I like…)
12. Hana (The only Team 6 member not attacked by Ryumura, or Enaku… or Hishou)

#1. Who would make a better college prof.? 6 (Rayne) or 11 (Gen)
Weird, soulmates in one question… anyway, Rayne, because she lacks the ability to rape students’ minds.

#2. Do you think 2 (Atsui) is hot? How hot?
Um…no?

#3. 12 (Hana) sends 8 (Rukia) out on a mission. What is it? Does it succeed?
To find flowers for Ryumura… and it fails miserably, because Rukia could never enter a building and leave it intact.

#4. What is or would be 9’s (Ryumura) favorite book?
Icha Icha Paradise!

#5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Atsui) to swear fealty to 6 (Rayne), or the other way around?
Atsui likes to kill… well, anything filled with bodily juices. So… either way, Rayne

#6. For some reason, 5 (Jado) is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 (Ryumura) or with 10 (Nin)?
Jado honestly doesn’t care about anything other than Atsui (and Ino), so… Ryumura.

#7. 2 (Atsui), 7 (Ed), and 12 (Hana) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Two guys who eat most things raw and a vegetarian… wow. And Ed is the kind of guy who force feds vegetarians meatloaf…

#8. 3 (Hishou) challenges 10 (Nin) to a duel. What happens?
I can’t honestly say. They both are fairly decent fighters, but both could be negated by the other…

#9. If 1 (Enaku) stole 8’s (Rukia) most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?
It involves a rubber duck and a colon. You figure it out.

#10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Ed) and 12 (Hana) both attain what they most desire.
Violent Peace

#11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Earl) and 1 (Enaku) to work together?
First, an interdimensional portal. Then, have vampires randomly attack Konoha. Earl wouldn’t tell Enaku he was a vampire, and everything would be hunky dorey.

#12. If 7 (Ed) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I’d hide under my bed. I AM half-vampire…

#13. If you could command 3 (Hishou) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Why couldn’t I have made Hishou a girl… or put someone else under 3.

#14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Gen)
Considering only Enaku has even been offered to be drawn… Zopponde, I’m waiting. Though you HAVE put him in your story…

#15. If 2 (Atsui) had to choose sides between 4 (Earl) and 5 (Jado), which would it be?
Atsui is responsible for Jado’s bandages and revenge goal. Though, even if he hadn’t, he’d be practically exploding in happiness in being near a vampire.

#16. What might 10 (Nin) shout while charging into battle?
“I AM NIN JUTSU!” What… he would…

#17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Rukia), which song would you choose?
Just The Girl. It’s fits so well…

#18. Who would make a better rival for 1 (Enaku), 3 (Hishou) or 9 (Ryumura).

It would be better for Enaku’s health for it to be Hishou, but Enaku’s common sense compels him to choose Ryumura.

#19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Atsui) to use on 10 (Nin)?
So… do you like sadomachoism? (To the point, Atsui is)

#20. What would 5 (Jado) most likely be arrested for?
Attempting to kill Kage’s children…

#21. What is 6’s (Rayne) secret?
She likes girls? No… wait, she makes that blatantly obvious.

#22. If 11 (Gen) and 9 (Ryumura) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
I give it to Ryumura, as he is a Uber Mary Sue. Then again, Gen may just show him scenes from his favorite book and run while he’s dying of bloodloss.

#23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Ed) or 8 (Rukia)?
The Violent Monster Hunter or the woman who punched above-mentioned Uber-Sue through several steel girders? I’d be pretty damn safe either way…

#24. 1 (Enaku) and 9 (Ryumura) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s (Earl) sinister secret organization. 11 (Gen) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that s/he is actually a spy for 4 (Earl). Meanwhile, 4 (Earl) has kidnapped 12 (Hana) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Jado), they seek out 3 (Hishou), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Eerie how well these characters all fit together… if 4 had been Atsui, it would be perfect… Um… Companions of Circumstance?

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends,family,celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1: Yami Ryumura (My very own demi-functional super-sue)
2: Earl Duke (Vampire "Vegetarian", he works with Ed in Blood Will Tell)
3: Kumori no Jado (Enigmatic figure who shouldn't even have walking capability? Check)
4: Keri Enaku (7h3 1337 n1nj4)
5: Kumo Rayne (Pschotic girl of mysterious origins)
6: Ed (Overly violent Monster Killer)
7: Ryu Hishou (Enaku's teammate, and greatest rival)
8: Crispin Kevin Jones (Marvel Mutant with power-stealing and time-traveling powers. Evil. VERY Evil.)
9: Wakizashi Hana (Another of Enaku's teammates, who may or may not become his love interest)
10: Chishio Atsui (Blood excites him. A Lot.

1) 4(Enaku) invites 3(Jado) and 8(Crispin) to dinner at their house. What happens?

Enaku: ...Why did I invite the creepy dude and the guy I never met before? And why do I feel like someone is erasing my existence?

2) 9(Hana) tries to get 5(Rayne) to go to a strip club.

Hana would be the one fearful to go, and Rayne would sprint there.

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1(Ryumura) or 6(Ed)?

The one that doesn't kill things with frightening regularity?

4) 2(Earl) and 7(Hishou) are making out. 10 (Atsui) walks in...Their reaction?

Atsui: ...That's ...strangely hot. (They both look strangely feminine, and one sucks blood)

5) 3(Jado) falls in love with 6(Ed). 8(Crispin) is jealous. What happens?

Jado: Why do I suddenly feel like I'm being erased from existence?

6) 4(Enaku) jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10(Atsui),2(Earl) or 7(Hishou)?

The guy who likes blood, the bloodsucker, or the firestarter against the guy who most likely just wants my sandwich?

7) 1(Ryumura) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?

Ryumura: -running around on fire)

8) 5(Rayne) is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9(Hana) do?

Hana: There's that girl that I tried to get to go to a strip club... I wonder how she's doing?

Rayne: -bleeding)

9) 3(Jado) has to marry either 8(Crispin),4(Enaku) or 9(Hana). Who do they chose?

Jado: That first guy is ugly, the second guy is psychotic, and the last is a girl. Hana it is. ...There's that odd existence-failure feeling again...

10) 7(Hishou) kidnaps 2(Earl) and demands something from 5(Rayne) for 2(Earl)'s release. What is it?

Hishou: Give me back... my fangirl hordes.

Rayne: Nevah!!

11) You get to meet either 1(Ryumura) or 6(Ed). Who do you chose?

Ryumura. He wouldn't stake me through the heart.

12) 10(Atsui) challenges 4(Enaku) to a chariot race. Why?

Enaku's ability to make people do weird things rises again...

13) Everyone gangs up on 3(Jado). Does 3(Jado) have a chance in hell?

Jado: Again with the existence failure!

14) Everyone is invite to 2(Earl) and 10(Atsui) wedding except for 8(Crispin). How do they react?

Do I really need to say what Crispin will do?

15) Why is 6(Ed) afraid of 7(Hishou)?

Because Hishou threw Crispin at Hana! ...Well, throw the guy who likely has radioactivity powers by now...

16) 10(Atsui) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Atsui: One time I killed everyone.

Enaku: That's not a fairy tale!

Atsui: -heaves Crispin at him-

17) 1(Ryumura) arives late for 2(Earl) and 10(Atsui)'s wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Ryumura is freaked out by blood and same-sex marriages. You do the math.

18) 5(Rayne) and 9(Hana) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happends?

...I may be very happy.

19) 3(Jado),8(Crispin),6(Ed) and 4(Enaku) all go to the zoo for 8'(Crispin)s brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8(Crispin)?

Crispin gets the ability to control shadow, have unlimited firearms, and 1337 skills. Jado, Ed, and Enaku never show up.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

What I make them do for entertainment. I then get a feeling that existence is failing me. But then it fails for them too...

21) 9(Hana) murders 2(Earl) best friend. What does 2(Earl) do to get back at them?

Moot point, because Hana wouldn't kill...

22) 6(Ed) and 1(Ryumura) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does 6(Ed) save themself or 1(Ryumura)?

Ed: -pulls Ryumura out of Pit of Death... to throw him into a Spike Crusher of Doom-

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Jado, with the way he's antagonizing Crispin... Serious answer: Enaku. He's a stalker who stands in your bathroom with a camera.

24) 5(Rayne) is trapped in a cave. 10(Atsui) comes to rescue them. What happens?

Atsui: CH CH CH AH AH AH.

Rayne: Like hell I'm going near him...

25) 3(Jado) starts a day camp. What happens?

Jado: -swarmed beneath child horde-

26) 4(Enaku),6(Ed), and 7(Hishou) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8(Crispin) walks in. What happens?

Crispin: 0.0 -backs away slowly- Even Super-Beings fear the Hokey-Pokey...

27) 1(Ryumura) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9(Hana) and 10(Atsui) are going out. What is 2(Earl)'s reaction?

Earl: That's my husband, jerk!

28) 7(Hishou) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

-looks down to see a burnt pile of cinders-

29) 8(Crispin) and 3(Jado) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Does this meme not like the number 3 or something?

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Blair Witch: Existence... failing me!

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

Ryumura: ...I'm going back to Konoha.

Earl: Ed, I say we get the hell out of here. With Atsui, of course.

Jado: -there was never a Jado-

Enaku: Ryumura-sensei, wait for me! I need to spy on Hinat- I mean train!

Rayne: -is now best friends with Hana-

Ed: Earl, you're right! -jumps though Portal of All Reality-

Hishou: Enaku, wait up!

Crsipin: -reality warps back to Marvel Universe-

Hana: -dragging Rayne back off to Konoha-

Atsui: -follows his true love and Ed through portal-

Spidey's Home Made Quiz Thingy! List ten OCs that AREN'T in fanfiction/RPs, but instead are made for your own stories!

1. Keri Enaku (7h3 1337 n1nj4)

2. Ed (Psychotic Monster Hunter)

3. Kumori no Jado (The guy who follows main characters for no real reason)

4. Kumo Rayne (Psychotic girl from Amegakure)

5. Earl Duke (Vampire "Vegetarian, and Ed's partner)

6. Wakizashi Hana (Hana is... Hana.)

7. Crispin Kevin Jones (Mutant with time-traveling and power-stealing abilities. Evil)

8. Chishio Atsui (He likes blood. A lot.)

9. Ryu Hishou (Pretty boy, who has less fans than only Sasuke.)

10. Yami Ryumura (My very own Uber-Sue! Who, now that I think about, looks oddly like Solid Snake...)

1) 10(Ryumura) just got slapped; who did it and why?

He slapped himself, because he can do that.

2) Which of your them is most likely to witch-slap your soul?

Crispin.

3) If they tried, who would you want to protect you? 1(Enaku) or 3(Jado)?

Jado. His ass-kicking lasts for more than a minute...

4) If 9(Hishou) walked in on 8 (Atsui) writing 9(Hishou)/2(Ed), what would happen?

Hishou: ...I better as hell be the uke.

5) Would 3 (Jado) do 7(Crispin)?

I'm sure Crispin can shape-shift by now, so sure, if he took a girl's shape.

6) If 1 (Enaku) threw 8 (Atsui) at 3 (Jado), how would 3 react?

After a "You killed my father, prepare to die" speech, he would attempt to kill Atsui.

7) 2 (Ed) has suddenly started their own religion; describe that religion.

I doubt Ed believes in ANYTHING.

8) 4 (Rayne) got drunk and woke up next to 5(Earl); what is 4's reaction?

Why am I next to the opposite sex?!

9) 10 (Ryumura) has stolen your doughnuts, and has given you 24 hours to give him fifty billion dollars; if you couldn't pay the money, Who on the list would you send to retrieve it?

Hana. He's not likely to kill Hana...

10) 6(Hana) goes on a quest to get her (insert his/her most valuable possession here) back from 9(Hishou). an hour later, what's happening?

Hishou is crying in the corner, attempting to keep what little sanity he has left.

11) 7(Crispin) ate 9(Hishou), and 6(Hana) is a witness. What does 6 do?

Kick him in the face.

12) Who on the list would 4(Rayne) consider his/her eternal rival?

Enaku, for spying on her in the shower...

13) 3(Jado) is tired of 2(Ed) trying to kill him/her. What does he/she do?

Attempt to return the favor.

14) 5(Earl) challenges 3(Jado) to a joust. Do they accept?

Yes. Jado hates vampires. And Earl was alive during Medival Times.

15) 7(Crispin) just got the female nearest to him on the list (Hana) pregnant; and she's married to 1(Enaku). How long does 7(Crispin) have to live?

Enaku would annihilate him. He can be quite ingenious at times.

16) 9(Hishou) is on the ground, dead, with a bullet whole in the back of his head; 4(Rayne) is currently on the ground dead as well with a smoking gun in his/her hand and chainsaw wounds; and 3(Jado) is laughing maniacally while holding a chainsaw. What happend 15 minutes earlier that lead to these events?

You do not want to know.

17) You come home one day to see your girlfriend between 1(Enaku) and 10(Ryumura). What do you do?

...I have a girlfriend?

18) What if it's your mom instead?

Bust out the shotgun.

19) Would you do 1(Enaku)?

He knows Sexy Jutsu. Maybe.

20) 7(Crispin) has started his/her own restaraunt; would you eat there?

Yeah. Crispin is a very good cook.

Number your 12 favorite Bleach characters in no particular order and answer the following questions. Before I start this, I vow to write all the pairings that show up, no matter how much I may regret this.

1. Ichigo Kurosaki

2. Chad (Can't Remember)

3. Yachiru Kusajishi

4. Rukia Kuchiki

5. Renji Abarai

6. Don Kanonji

7. Orihime Inoue

8. Hanataro Yamada

9. Senna

10. Kenpachi Zaraki

11. Ikkaku Madarame

12. Kisuke Urahara

Have you ever read a Six(Kanonji)/Eleven(Ikkaku) fic? Do you want to?

o.0 What the hell? Does that even exist?!

Do you think Four(Rukia) is hot? How hot?

Hey, I could have made 4 Kanonji...

What would happen if Twelve(Urahara) got Eight(Hanataro) pregnant?

...Why does Hanataro getting pregnant not surprise me? Or the fact that Urahara is with him...

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine(Senna)?

Yes! I was surprised a single filler movie character actually has a choice... while Kanonji doesn't!

Would Two(Chad) and Six(Kanonji) make a good couple?

Um...do I have to answer this?

Five(Renji)/Nine(Senna) or Five(Renji)/Ten(Kenpachi)? Why?

Renji would choose Senna, because A, she's female, and B, she doesn't scare the hell out of him.

What would happen if Seven(Orihime) walked in on Two(Chad) and Twelve(Urahara) in bed together?

Orihime: I want to join your wrestling match!

Again, Urahara being with a man doesn't surprise me...

Make up a summary for a Three(Yachiru)/Ten(Kenpachi) fic

The most feasible crack pairing ever... plus pedophilia!

Is there any such thing as One(Ichigo)/Eight(Hanataro) fluff?

...I'll have to look! ...Well, I didn't read any, because the summaries scared me, but I believe this is a yes!

Suggest a title for a Seven(Orihime)/Twelve(Urahara) hurt/comfort fic.

Urahara, Spirit Psychologist. ...I could see people running to him with their problems...

Urahara: And how does that make you feel?

Kenpachi: Just tell me my zanpakto's name already!

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Rukia) to deflower One(Ichigo)?

Tape. Duct tape.

Do any of your friends read Seven(Orihime) slash?

I hope so, or my faith in their perviness will wane...

Do any of your friends read Three(Yachiru) het?

I hope not, because I'd have to look at them funny.

Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven(Ikkaku)?

...Maybe?

Would any of your friends write Two(Chad)/Four(Rukia)/Five(Renji)?

No. Just...no.

What might Ten(Kenpachi) scream at a moment of great passion?

This is it, right? Right?!

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Hanataro), which song would you choose?

Number One. Yes, Ichigo's theme song. ...I like Hanataro...

If you wrote a One(Ichigo)/Six(Kanonji)/Twelve(Kisuke) fic, what would the warnings be?

Warning: Never Read!

What might be a good pick-up line for Two(Chad) to use on Ten(Kenpachi)?

...Chad would talk?

When was the last time you read a fic about Five(Renji)?

Never!

What is Six(Kanonji)'s super-secret kink?

He likes poking his stick in spirits. Now, try and figure out what stick I'm reffering too!

Would Eleven(Ikkaku) get in bed with Nine(Senna)? Drunk or sober?

I'm not entirely sure whether Ikkaku is ever sober, but I think he would.

If Three(Yachiru) and Seven(Orihime) get together, who tops?

Yachiru.

"One (Ichigo) and Nine (Senna) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Senna) suddenly runs off with Four (Rukia). One (Ichigo), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Ikkaku) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Urahara), then follows the wise advice of Five (Renji) and finds true love with Three (Yachiru)."

What title would you give this fic?

Rebound Yaoi. Then A Little Girl.

Renji should never give advice. Ever.

Name three of your friends who might read it.

Spidey3000, because he seems to stalk me... he who was once called partyninja, and... okay, Senna The Soul Reaper.

Name one person who should write it.

Well, acordding to my vow... goddammit.

How would you feel if Seven(Orihime)/Eight(Hanataro) was canon?

That's kind of a cute pairing!

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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Resident Evil: The Naruto Project by Uzuki-Kun reviews
The Umbrella Corporation has unwittingly unleashed the T-Virus on the city of Konoha, and now, it is attempting to clean up the mess. But...are things ever that easy? Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,588 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007
A Thousand Times, NO! by Nate Grey reviews
Hinata learns how much trouble an unwanted crush can be when Konoha's Handsome Devil decides to pursue her. But it isn't really her heart that Lee is after...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Too Many Monster Movies by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras and her master were going through a town, 'silencing' anything that moved. But Alucard, having grown tired of blasting ghouls, teleported off to 'play with' the resident vampire. Seras was left to continue on foot. That's when she found the two kids
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Run, Girl Run! by Metropolis Kid reviews
Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Sometimes One Head is Better by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm actually going to try a short romance. Alucard and Integra's bond is driving the poor woman mad. She decides to do something about it. Parings? Uh not what you think from the summary. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. Not to be taken serious.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Integra - Complete
Grass Hammer by warai kitsune reviews
A rather Cracky explanation of Kenpachi's Shikai that somehow became borderline serious. Somehow though, it works.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/27/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Distractions by crematosis reviews
Light and L are in for a very interesting surprise when they discover the result of their intimate moment. How will Light be able to keep up with L's emotional fluctuations and even more bizzare behavior? LightxL mpreg
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 61,874 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Invasion of the Senseis! Dum, Dum, Duummm! by AcctClerk23 reviews
Take all the sensei's from Naruto and the Akatsuki members, put them in place of high school teachers and badda bing badda boom, you have a hell of a school year!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 180,685 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
Hellsing Fanfiction by Metropolis Kid reviews
The Reason why I have a gun, loaded with blessed silver bullets, tucked under my pillow. Just a silly, but hopefully humorous little story. Please Read and Review. Thanks. PS. PLEASE don't take too seriously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Seras, Integra - Complete
Kyuubi's Day Out by Herooftimes reviews
In return for his help, Naruto lets Kyuubi out for a while. As a human. But It looks like Naruto has more than one reason for letting him out...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,690 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Dawn of the Red Family: The Reunion by zopponde reviews
Warnings listed inside, on account that they won't fit here Third and final installment: When did Akatsuki get mail? Now, apparently, and today's comes with a letter to Itachi from another forgotten family member...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy by Metropolis Kid reviews
One of my earliest Hellsing fics. Just a little story about the craziest Hellsing crossover I could come up with... You know, that still made some kind of twisted sense. Hope you enjoy. As always, reviews are appreciated. Thanks.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Legend of the Icy Hot Ninja by GenericSpider reviews
A boy named Jack J. Williams is now a Genin. His teammates: his best friend Ryu and a seemingly normal girl named Amanda. Together they will grow into legendary ninjas, along side another team, a team called Team 7, made of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shrinked! by TaintedMoonlight reviews
The worst idea in the history of worst ideas, this was going to be, but Tsunade allowed it, only for the sole reason that it would provide prime entertainment. In which the young shinobi are sent to have a weeklong session with a shrink...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Return of the Lamest by ShadowMajin reviews
Sequel to Survival of the Lamest. A couple months after the survival camp, Chichi is forcing Gohan to go to the last place he wishes to go: high school. Will he survive school or will the students of OSH kill him in the process?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,276 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Invert by Marz1 reviews
HP FMA Crossover: They don't care about equivalence, only prophecy. Traveling in a strange world fighting human monsters in skull masks, Ed plans to show them how the world really works.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,723 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Century Sleepover by Afrohawk reviews
Sequel to Naruto's Chaotic Sleepover and Dreamscape. This time though, Tsunade brings back her other tricks and a mystery one of her own. You'll have to tune in to the story to find out what it is... Possible OOC, and pairings the same as other stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
The New Hatake by Anime-Boy07 reviews
After seeing his Sensei son almost get killed Kakashi makes a decision. The decision to become something. Something he never wanted to become. This decision will give him responsibility over ones life. The Life of Uzumaki Naruto. NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,380 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 10/23/2006
Almost by future bra reviews
Kon gets a chance with his 'Goddess'. KonXOrihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Orihime I., Kon, Ichigo K. - Complete
30 Days to Kill by angelson1992 reviews
Hiashi has made a deal with naruto that if he couldn't kill him, he gets to marry Hinata. Hiashi now has 30 days left to kill him and is pulling out his best tricks to get him. Come see who will win. I might add a lemon or two. not likely though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,384 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Ask the Beasts by Chuint reviews
Welcome to this letters to the editor style fic, where Gai and Lee answer the questions! But, where will these letters come from? YOU of course! Some OOC, plenty of crack. Everyone else is in the ceiling or hanging from it. DISCONTINUED & REDONE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 38,030 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Lee R., Gai M.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7305 - Favs: 6,125 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday present gone wrong by MidnightShinobi reviews
It's Hinata's birthday and Naruto buys her a necklace for her birthday.What happens when she opens the present and a giant red light appears?What happens when she can't move five feet away from Naruto?and why are chickens victims of alarm clocks?NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,378 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Johnny's Mystical Time at Hogwarts by Nights In The City reviews
I stink at titles and summaries. Johnny gets a job offer that would ensure something for someone dear to him. No pairings yet. AU. Read and Review! This was originally in the Harry Potter section. JTHM crossover HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Johnny C.
Ask Gaara! by angel-temptations reviews
Ask him anything you want....you'll get an answer, promise! Who knows maybe a few surprise visitors? Maybe not?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Gaara
The Woes of Itachi by dark-angel-rising reviews
In which Itachi faces his worst enemy. Be afraid. Be very afraid...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Revenge by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Ryuk's point of view from when light dies.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
One Girl by cucumber-san reviews
Can one girl turn 2D's world upside down? 2DNoodle Not good with summeries, please R&R!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
The Dawn of the Red Family by zopponde reviews
[Rated for spoilers, language, sexual implications, and later nonstraight pairings] Why Tobi chose that day, nobody would ever know, but there he was, crawling across the breakfast table to tell Leader good morning...but, what did Tobi call him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
And She Will Take His Book by InsaneTwist reviews
What will happen at the end of the universe? This is the story of the End of the Endless. oneshot
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Endless Ways to Spend a Dollar by justplainrii reviews
When Delirium received a present, she became determined to repay the one who gave it to her. However, she had no idea how to properly repay a god. Thus, she consulted her siblings, and got several interesting results. [SandmanAmerican Gods Crossover]
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Hinata's Secret Life by jenniebennie reviews
Hinata is sent on a solomission to spy on the hidden village of sound. Her cover is as a doctor. But what happends when she doesn't come home alone. Chapter 4 has a lemon. Be warned Chapter 14 has a lemon be warned again and so does chapter 31
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,914 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda Legacy of Evil by Supreme Master J reviews
There is a legend... a legend of a hero garbed in green. Now the hero must rise again to face Ganondorf, but this time Ganondorf is smarter, stronger, and will be a greater fight than anything Link has faced before.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
Three Brother's Story by BastetAzazis reviews
Three brothers succeeded in deceiving Death once, but they ended up finding out that she would never be conquered. Crossover between two tales from Harry Potter and Sandman.
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Slumber Party by orphan mia reviews
Hinata is throwing a slumber party. Kiba and Shino are invited. Feeling arise, and will they be shown or hidden? Only time... and reviews will tell! After the time skip. Shino x Hinata. Please Read and Review! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,540 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Akatsuki at the Seaside by Shuriken to the face reviews
Everyone's favourite criminals have a nice day out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Chicago Convergence by tenwaters reviews
A massive crossover that brings many unlikely shows together in the Chicago area. Will the windy city ever be the same?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Random Naruto Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of random and bizarre Naruto tales. Stories included: Guy has a phobia of old age, Zabuza and Haku are ice cream men, Gaara makes sand castles of DOOM, and Gai makes Kakashi take Anko to the fair. You're sure to find it funny! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Kakashi H.
Cry, Silent Hill by Robert A. Myers reviews
The nightmarish town of Silent Hill may have bitten off more than even it can chew when cocky devil hunters Dante and Lady pay a visit. Crossover with the movie.
Crossover - Silent Hill & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Rose D., Dante - Complete
Naruto's Chaotic Sleepover! by Afrohawk reviews
Tsunade has created a new justu to reverse the personality of any character she wants. What will happen when she has a sleepover with all the Genins invited? Chaos that's what! NaruxHina, Nejixten, and others... Recently completed for real!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,418 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
The Oddest Birthday by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and boy does Hinata have a surprise for him. Just an odd fic I made in my spare time. Hinata is ooc, but it's on purpose. One sided naruXhina Chapter 17 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,929 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 258 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise: The True Story by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
Jiraiya finds himself in awkward moments as a shade of love and romance falls over the Shinobi world. Find out what happens when the world is seriously affected by demonic chakra! Chap 29 up!Main Parings: NejiTen, NaruHina, NaruAyame, GaaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,781 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
7 Days, Come What May by Black Mischief reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he has 1 week to go party with his friends at the Konoha Hot Springs! Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and other people are also invited! Usual Pairings. COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker by The Tacochickenwings reviews
Link goes on a quest to save his stupid sister Aryll and the world from Ganondorf, the biggest Spice Girls fan ever to hit the Great Sea. However, the controlling Tetra, nudist Medli, rapist Makar, and fat King of Red Lions aren't much help.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 65,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Transformation by phebez reviews
Naruto is Kakashi; Kakashi is Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura switch bodies too. Will they find a cure or will they just learn to live like this? Chapter 17 has arrived! Please RR!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,243 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Celebrations by Apple-chan reviews
It's been past seven months since the Funbari Onsen Inn celebrations ended...what has happened so far during that span of time? Set 11 years after the Anime. AnnaXYoh, RenXPilica, TamaoXHoro, LysergXJeanne...and then some. [COMPLETED]
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 154,492 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2001
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Companions of Circumstance reviews
Have you ever heard the story of Team 2? Well, of course you haven't! Who would want them in the history books? Major focus on OCs, 'Possible' OOCness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008
Evil May Cry reviews
Ash, Chosen One and Retail Clerk. Dante, Half-Demon Son of Sparda. The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, the Book of the Dead. A plot by The Umbrella Corporation. When it all comes together, it all goes to hell.
Crossover - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Dante
The Lone Ninja reviews
Ryumura: Teacher of Naruto, Hinata, and Shino. Ch.8, part 2, Chunin Prelims. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,394 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Memories of Pain reviews
What goes on when the Akatsuki is gone? When only Pein is left? Takes place after the Jiraiya/Pein fight if Pein hadn't won.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Day of the Red Dawn reviews
I wrote this poem about Akatsuki for school. Please read it. Review if you like it. This isn't supposed to be canon, so please don't complain about deaths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
Akatsuki Insane Asylum reviews
Why are the Akatsuki going to an insane asylum? Because they started to annoy Pein.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan
You Confuse Me reviews
I said I was going to do a SakuHina at one point. So I made a poem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete