Me--Last time in Dragon Ball Z, I mean, Naruto. Damn you chapter 14 for messing with my teleprompter.

Chapter 14--It isn't my fault that you didn't come with a back up.

Me--Shut up and bleed. Gunshot gunshot gunshot

Chapter 14--You bastard, you shot me.

Me--Holy crap, how are you still alive?

Chapter 14—No, no, we are not going on about that. You tell me, why you felt it was necessary to shoot a ten year old boy in the head and kill him. I don't care what god you worship, that is a strait to hell pass, right there. (full metal abridged, you have to see it)

Me--Um...yeah...but...well...let the story commence.

Naruto left to let the Hyuuga defrost on their own. He went to the Hokage office to get his weekly mission. When he got there, he saw Hinata, Neji, Itachi, Jiraiya, Kisame, Kiba, Shino, Sasuke, Sakura, and Haku, all of them with Tsunade.

"Is there something that I should know?" Naruto said, hoping for the best.

"Naruto, I have a mission for you." said the Hokage.

"Is that why everyone else is here?"

"No, they are here for a birthday party," she said sarcastically.

"Dang, what did I do to get on your nerves," Naruto responded.

"Would you want the list in alphabetical or chronological order?" Sasuke said, jumping into the conversation.

"Okay, I would almost expect a response like that from Sasuke, but what did I do to your baa-chan?" Naruto asked. Naruto then found himself flying through several walls and in mid-air about a quarter mile from the Hokage building. He said, "Man, that old lady can still punch as hard as ever," before he disappeared into a cloud of smoke.

Back at the Hokage building

Naruto walked into the room for the second time today. "Hey guys, did you miss me?"

"Didn't you just leave?" responded Neji.

"Actually, a clone just left." Naruto corrected

"So then we were just talking to a clone?" Sakura asked skeptically.

"Pretty much," Naruto explained.

"So then, how do we know that you are not a clone," Haku questioned.

"Because a clone wouldn't be able to kick you butt," he responded defensively.

"Anyway..." interrupted the Hokage, "This is an SS class mission."

"Really, why is it," asked the usually quiet Shino. Everyone immediately turned around and looked directly at Shino. "What, I'm not allowed to talk." he said incredulously.

"No, it is not that," Sakura started, "it is just that you never do."

"Says who?" asked the now slightly miffed Shino.

"The laws of physics as we study them," said Naruto, pulling out a physics text book, "see? It is right here in the second chapter, the natural order is that Sasuke does not smile, No one sees behind Kakashi's mask, and that Shino does not talk. In fact, it is rumored among us the top scientist that

if all of these were to happen in close proximity to each other, the very fabric of space of time will be shredded and the end of the world will occur," finished Naruto a bit too intelligently.

All that Shino did was scowl and keep quiet and vow to start speaking up more.

"As I was saying," the Hokage interrupted again, "It is SS class because if you fuck up this mission, then you could destroy the entire present."

"Okay, we got it, don't fuck up, so when do we have to go on this mission,"

"Right Now," she responded. Before the rest of them knew it, they were all sailing through the air and over what looked like an ocean. The kept flying for the longest time until that found themselves on a large island that was just east of the main land. They eventually found themselves coming in closer to the ground. The earth just kept coming in closer and closer. It was then that Naruto noticed something.

"Guys, how are we going to land if we are going this fast and falling from this height."

All of the others suddenly went very very very pale. They started bracing themselves in their own way. Naruto was making a cushion made of a bunch a shadow clones that were transformed into pillows. Shino was doing the same with his bugs. Sasuke and Itachi were charging up a bunch of fire jutsu to blast at the ground and lessen his fall, while Kisame and Haku was dong the same with water jutsu. Both Hinata and Neji were gathering their chakra so that they could build a kaiten that would survive the fall. Jiraiya had summoned Gamabunta to survive the fall, while Kiba joined him. Sakura simply planed to punch through the ground.

They all landed alive at least, no thanks to Tsunade-sama. They landed right outside of a well house. When they landed, they met, to their surprise, team ino-shika-cho. Then they turned around to see team guy on the other side of them.

"How the hell did you all survive that fall and why and how the hell are you here," yelled out Naruto.

"We are here for the mission, we were sent here just yesterday, and the reason that we survived is that Shikamaru used one of his family jutsu so that when we fell, we went through the ground into this cool darkness tunnel thing where we went to this weird light at the end of the tunnel and we just popped out of the ground unharmed. Doing that saved most of our lives, but it drain Shikamaru of most of his chakra and he passed out due to chakra exhaustion, he will be up at some point today though. Then, we will go to start our mission,"said Ino as she explained everything with a smug look of intelligence on her face. (she kept talking but this was when everyone started tuning her out)

"Now that you mention the mission, baa-chan didn't really tell us what the mission was," said (I hope I don't have to tell you who said this, just to make it obvious) , "I LIKE RAMEN."

"Dude, why the hell did you yell out 'I like ramen'," yawned a tired Shikamaru as he just now woke up.

"I have no idea," responded Naruto, thoroughly confused.

"Well, now that Shikamaru is back, we can begin our mission," said Sakura as she led the way to the well. Just before they slipped into the well, Sakura stopped and asked, "Did Ino ever stop talking," she looked back to see Ino still talking outside of the well house, "I don't even think that she noticed that we left." They all walked back outside and picked up Ino like she was a statue, a loud, never ending speech statue, and threw her down the well and follow closely afterward. When they came out, they didn't see the well house, but...

To be continued.