Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Life With Derek. AHEMM... Allow me to introduce myself. n_n Name: Annie. Age: ? Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada, North America, Earth, Milky Way, Universe. What I like: - Camp Rock (Shane/Mitchie) (I know. It's a lot, right?) What I'm currently doing: Finally uploading a new story!! Err, chapter!! To all of you out there. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's really bothering me. Girl: Okay She took the helmet from him and put it on herself. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile. A little random. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward Cullen from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. AACIBD stands for Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder. VAS stands for Vampire Addiction Syndrome. If, when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile. If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is BEYOND hot, copy and paste this onto your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name... copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If, with no warning and with no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN' copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile. If at some time you forgot what your own name is, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby,oxNZxoTwiLiGhTfaN, ima-wicked-awesome-vampirate, sasuke's perfect sakura, If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have misspelled your name, paste this in your profile. If you have run into a sliding glass door, paste this in your profile. If you have slept for almost a whole day, paste this in your profile. If your pride gets in the way of making decisions, paste this in your profile. Female comebacks: It's pretty damn funny. Man: Have I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore. (Don't forget the smile, ladies!) Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Would you stay there too? Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I next to each other. Woman: Really? I'd put F and U together. True facts of life, and a few things you must LOL at. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I'm not littering... I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Silence is golden... and duck-tape is silver. When the very first man discovered milk in cows... what do you think he was doing? A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?" Evening News is where they begin with "Good evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. He who laughs last thinks slowest. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge... damn, I'm gonna miss you, dumbass. Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho Chan Chu. I think it's Collin. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. You know you live in the 21st Century when: 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screename or MySpace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Truthfully. FRIENDS: Lends you their umbrella. BESTFRIENDS: Takes yours and runs away. FRIENDS: Never asks for anything to eat or drink. BESTFRIENDS: Are the reason you never have any food. FREINDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs and grandma and grandpa. BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents mom, dad, grams and gramps. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn... we really fucked up.' FRIENDS: Has never seen you cry. BESTFRIENDS: Wontt tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number. BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later. BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, 'My bad... here's a tissue.' FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing. BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's asses. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, 'I'M HOME.' FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell. BESTFRIENDS: Flips their phone open, but shuts it quickly and laughs at your shocked face, choking out "Just kidding!" FRIENDS: Are through high school/college. BESTFRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guys rejects you. BESTFRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, "It's because you're GAY, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough. BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste." FREINDS: Will ignore this. BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit. MY STORIES: (Harry Potter) What Just Happeed? Status: COMPLETE (Harry Potter) Arithmancy Lessons Status: COMPLETE (Life With Derek) Gone for the Winter Status: COMPLETE (Naruto) Stolen Status: COMPLETE (Naruto) I Love You Status: COMPLETE (Naruto) Etc, Etc. Status: COMPLETE Recommendations. Top 5. (These are all in my favorites, guys!) 1. (Naruto- NejiTen) 26 Days UPDATE: 12.18.09 Can't believe it's been so long since I last updated! Anyways, it's about a week until Christmas, so I'll be sure to write a few drabbles about Christmas... If I get the time, that is. I'm heading to Las Vegas in... three days, and I'm not coming back until the 26th, and I'm sure by then everyone will have forgotten about Christmas drabbles. Sincerely, |
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