Have You Ever? Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

Hola! I started this awhile ago and never posted it so…I'm gonna post it now! Here ya go!

Title: Have You Ever…?

Rated: PG

Pairings: Main NejiTen maybe mild SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaTema

Summary: Have you ever fallen down the stairs? I have. Have you ever run into a door you could've dodged? I have. Have you ever klutzed out around your crush? Sadly, I have.

Disclaim: I hereby dis the claim and state that I do not own Naruto. But the plot is mine!

Have you ever hit someone in the face with something really heavy?

"Tenten."

Silence.

"Tenten?"

Silence.

"Tenten, if you don't respond you will be marked absent. Again. And you will have to go to the attendance office to get a slip. Again."

Silence.

"…"

"Huh? Oh I'm here! Sorry Asuma-sensei!"

"Yeah yeah. Shikamaru?"

My teacher continued with the roll call, and I turned to my best friend.

"Hey Hinata, how long was I asleep? Better question. How many times did he say my name, and how many threats did he try?" I whispered loud enough so that she could hear me.

Beside me Hinata giggled.

"You've been asleep since we got here, sensei called your name twice, and he threatened to send you to the attendance office again once. You really should get more sleep Tenten!"

I shrugged.

"I was up late for the past few nights studying for a test again!"

Hinata rolled her eyes at me. I smiled. She knew I was lying.

"You were up last night shooting at targets again weren't you?" She asked. I nodded. She glanced at my bandaged hand and sighed.

"Did you cut yourself again?"

I grinned.

"Sort of…maybe…"

"How'd you do it this time?"

I laughed softly; trying to make sure sensei wouldn't hear us and try to make us discuss our conversation for the class…again. It had only happened twice, and both times Hinata had fainted from freak out overdose, so we hadn't actually had to discuss our conversations yet.

"I was going in, and I was gathering things up, and I slipped and fell and the sharp point of the kunai cut my hand!" I said cheerfully. It wasn't the first time it had happened, so it didn't really bother me much.

Hinata on the other hand was bothered by it.

"Tenten! I told you to be more careful! You know I've told you that you could get really injured, and since I'm not there all the time you could cut your arms off and what would you do then? How would you call a hospital?!" She whispered harshly.

"I'd get a phone and I'd use my tongue to dial!"

To that Hinata and I both had to laugh, but sadly we forgot we were in class. And sadly Asuma-sensei was watching us like a hawk. Crap.

"Hinata! Tenten!"

Hinata and I stopped our laughing and looked up nervously. I managed a forced smile, while Hinata just sat there, slightly frozen.

"Yes sensei?" I asked for the both of us.

"Would you like to tell me what you were talking about?" Asuma asked us, removing the toothpick from his mouth. Asuma-sensei was an avid smoker, and since they didn't let him smoke in the building he replaced his cigarettes with toothpicks. When he was in the building anyways.

"Uh…I was asking for a pencil?"

Behind us our friend Kiba perked up and looked at me and Hinata confused.

"But I thought I heard you say something about tongues and dialing phones?"

I groaned and Hinata smacked herself on the forehead, her frozenness leaving.

"Kiba…what have I told you about listening to our conversations?" I asked him, facing him menacingly. He shrunk back from my angry aura and whimpered.

"Umm…not to do it?"

I smiled at him, and patted him on the head like he was a dog.

"Good boy! So don't do it!" I shouted the last bit at him, hopefully getting my point across.

"Tenten! Don't yell at Kiba!"

I glanced back over to Asuma-sensei who was still standing behind his podium looking at Hinata and me. I waved stupidly and he waved back.

"So Hinata, Tenten, would you like to repeat your conversation for the class?"

I looked over at Hinata, who was frozen with fear and embarrassment once again. I sighed and held my arms out over the side of my desk to catch her.

…

"HINATA!"

"Tenten-chan?"

I looked over at Hinata from my seat in the infirmary and smiled.

"Awake are we?"

I walked over to her and handed her a glass of water and some pills the nurse had given me to give her.

"Tenten, where are we?"

I cracked a grin and hugged her quickly.

"Saving us from revealing our innermost secrets in front of the class cause of sensei again!" I replied cheerfully to her question.

Hinata sat up and sighed.

"I fainted again?"

I patted her arm in sympathy.

"Yep! But you saved us again too! We only have to write a 200 word report this time!"

Hinata smiled and then laughed.

"Only 200? Tenten, last time you could barely get 50 before you fell asleep!" She said between laughs. I stuck my tongue out playfully.

"Oh yeah? Well you know what Miss Hyuuga? If you're hurt I'm not gonna dial 911 with my tongue for you!" I said, crossing my arms with fake anger.

"Well fine then Miss Tenten! I'm not gonna dial the phone for you with my tongue either!"

"Why would you dial the phone with your tongue?"

Hinata and I turned to our nurse Shizune and then back at each other. We tried to choke it back but the laughter came pouring forward. Shizune shrugged and walked back out to the main part of her office to attend to the other students.

"You two…always laughing about nothing…"

"Hey Sakura! Why do we have to lift the annoying, heavy, ugly weights again?" I asked my friend.

"BECAUSE IT IS THE YOUTHFUL THING TO DO TENTEN-CHAN!!" Gai-sensei shouted before Sakura got a chance to answer.

"AHH!"

I shrieked from surprise, seeing as Gai-sensei was right beside my ear when he shouted, and I accidentally threw the fifty-five pound weight.

I watched as the weight hurled towards one of my best guy-friends.

I prayed he would notice and move.

I begged for him to stop meditating and notice it.

BOOM!

"OH MY GOD TENTEN KILLED NEJI-KUN!!"

Apparently karma hates me today.

I have.

Well there's chapter 1!! I really hope you liked it and please R&R!!