In an AU that resembles feudal Japan, Pein is a warlord, set on revenge. Itachi is a creature of the floating world, a male courtesan. Fate crossed their paths, but will their different worlds collide? Yaoi warning, PeinIta and others, Lemons on your way.

Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU

ABANDONED: please follow Ineffable for the current version. The only reason this hasn't been deleted is I'm really proud of my growth as a writer through this story and the freaking amazing reviews you have all supported me with and I don't want to lose those.

CHAPTER 4 IS UP! From the movie, She's the Man, I bring you, She's the Tom. Using characters that I saw fit into the personalities of the movie characters, I have created this. I followed the dialogue from the movie as closely as I could. Hope you like!

Naruto figured out early on that keeping a diary was not a manly thing to do; he writes letters to Sasuke instead. NaruSasu.

Heroes help the good. Who's to say the good are on your side? The life of Mungojerrie, the secrets of Rumpleteazer, and what Macavity had to do with it all. COMPLETE!

In fact, they never even considered the idea. But someone really ought to go and help them to exist. (drabbles on strange pairings. note: no longer being updated.)

For BroadwayKhaos Jellicle week september. Rated for safety.

He's this, she's that, they are. The Jellicle tribe is breaking. **Strange drabbles on the kitties. Kind of like a chapter story now. Ish.**

Alonzo plays the protective big brother as he watches over the newest couple in the Junkyard.

Oneshot. Etcetera, on the verge of becoming a full adult queen, wonders if everything she's done with her life was all wrong. Implied things and light swearing.

Warning: unnecessary angst, unexpected romance, unusual slash, inevitable rape, violent love triangles, nonsensical plot twists, uncalled-for ooc-ness, and obscure internet references. :D

A plague breaks out in Sunaha, and with Shizune off on a mission, it's up to Sakura and her team of medical ninja to help out the neighboring village. But can she also heal the heart of the Kazekage? GaaraxSakura, no explicit scenes yet. *KAN*

NOT COMPLETE / ON HOLD Ever wondered what the boys were thinking about the ace gang? This is a fic dedicated to the Ace posse in Dave's point of view going back and showing just what goes on in the minds of boy loons. Better explanation in first chappy.

Hermione never told anyone, neither did Fred. Until now.

She makes cup after cup, hoping the steaming liquid will calm her, clear her head, warm her, as it’s always been able to in the past. And cup after cup, she can’t bring herself to lift the vessel to her lips and pour the scalding liquid down her throat.

These pranks are played on Professor Severus Snape, by the students of the four houses, and teachers. This story is AU.

It started with a simple question: What do I do to get her to like me? WARNING: This fan fic contains the Jellicles you know and love acting very, very, VERY strange! You have been warned. Chp. 8 up!

Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...

Honestly, it’s all about Sasuke. All about Sasuke and how he doesn’t have feelings and how totally uncool pink-haired Uchiha babies would be.

This is a short poem that tells of Demeter's feelings during and after her relationship with Macavity. This is my very first - so please read! And review too!

Just a bit of fun. The Tugger wants Misto's help for one of his hare-brained schemes, but it rapidly turns into a mission to drag Misto, kicking and screaming, out of the closet. And then take advantage of him. So...banter, then slash.

Sometimes happiness isn't where you thought it would be. Sometimes it's in the last place you thought possible. Slash. COMPLETE!

Macavity's story on why he left the Jellicles. It's written in his point of view. Please read and review! Rated T because I like to be safe.

Hello people

A piece about being alone and bitter in this cruel world. R&R please.

Misto and Tugger argue about Tugger's brain capacity another drabble written FOR THE GREATER GOOD!...x x Please R&R x

When Madara ofered Pein to form Akatsuki, little did he know what he was in for. He certainly never planed on falling in love. now some rough decisions are need to be made. Yaoi warning! PeinXItachi-Main, MadaraXDeidara-slightly .LEMONS.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD! Slightly unusal drabble about Pouncival - floating the idea that perhaps he isn't really the smiling, cheerful, carefree kit we all know and love.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD WE NEED TO HIT 1000 Cats fanfics..............................xxx

A silly, fun, childish poem for Mistoffelees

Your Swagger Makes Me Smile! The Final Installment. Yes, it is over! But stay tuned for the sequel which will be up soon. Any future readers, feel free to review. I will always answer. So once again, thank you to all my lovely reviewers! Love you guys!

She would never dance for me. Not if I didn't watch her. In secret, of course.

DO NOT READ THIS FIC. It is excessively silly, and involves Tugger, Misto, Skimble's Scotch, a frustrated Munkustrap, and a lot of slurring.

ShikaTema. How Shikamaru admitted to Temari his true feelings.**characters not mine, borrowing from masashi kishimoto**

Kiba loves Hinata. Hinata loves Naruto. Naruto loves Sakura. What happens when Hinata finds out the truth, that Naruto's feelings have never been for her? With only Kiba to comfort her, what will be revealed? KibaxHinata, with explicit scenes. *KAN*

Momomiya Ichigo thought she was rid of Shirogane Ryou for good now that the world was saved. But realization soon hits her. That's why she can't stop thinking about him... That's why she can't get him out of her head... Does she love him? I&R! R&R!

About The Love for the Goblin King.

It was Saturday. Kakashi was planning on reading the latest volume of Icha Icha Paradise in the park, when something quite unexpected happened...

starts after the deathly hallows. This story follows Rose as she begins Hogwarts and falls in love with the very person her father warned her against.

New chapter up. Please keep R&Ring.It's a BombaMunk pairing, also with Tugger, Demeter, and a few random appearances from Jenny and Victoria.

Two girls are sent to change the course of events in the movie 'Hook'. But will they be able to save Rufio? Sequel in the works!

But what she really wished for was him to waltz with her again. [Fourth Year]

When Pouncival and Tumblebrutus decide to play a game of pretend it's no walk in the park. Follow our young Jellicles as they go through a days journey to become what all young toms dream of being when they grow up: The Rum Tum Tugger!

GenKaka Kakashi was tired and bored one day in the office lounge when he decided that Genma looks like one of the IchaIcha male character. Raidou joins in. Arguments arise. It's just a damn book anyway. What's the big deal?

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

He was everything her parents feared. He was like most of the other Slytherins – whatever that meant to the teachers. He was everything her friends, teammates, house despised. AngelinaMontague ONE SHOT

What happens when attraction goes too far?