Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

First, Alucard brought home Seras. Now Alucard is bringing home strays again. Check out what happens this time. It's time to train the next generation of Hellsing. OMG, wait till you see what i've done now. Snipets of Dark Hellsing.

We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!

In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.

A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!

Draco Malfoy was the first to discover the Fanfic Writers--and their startling power to alter his reality. He was not the last.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.

#13-why can't i just save you?

Padfoot and Prongs take a step through time, right into Harry's 5th year. What will happen when these two trouble makers become intertwined with the reality of the well worn pages of the book. Comedy, angst, pranks and drama. Newly recontinued.

Another collection of short humorous Hellsing stories written by me, Agent HUNK. Stories included: Alucard runs out of ammo, the truth behind Integra being single, a Hellsing talent show, and crash courses in philosophy. Several pairing references. Enjoy!

Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.

After containing a small ghoul outbreak in a local video store, Seras convinces Alucard to spend a night watching a nice movie. However, no amount of monsters could prepare them for the horror that they had stumbled upon.

Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina

I wanted to do a special story for Christmas. Title pretty much says it all. A Hellsing Christmas Carol Parody. Rated T for swearing. Hope you'll enjoy. AxS pairing.

Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!

REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.

Naruto had teased Sasuke a bit about the slight, barely noticeable wrinkles beginning to appear around his eyes. He'd gotten the glare that had never really had an effect on him in the first place in response. NaruSasu and some mentioned ShikaTema

My contribution for I.Heart.Hatake.Kakashi's 'Ten for NejiTen' Prompt challenge! Proudly first to complete said challenge! Woot!

The Akatsuki leader realises the importance of team work and orders the members to swicth partners with each other.

It SHOULD have been a normal trip to McDonalds. But with Hidan... that's not going to happen. Featuring a psycho soccer mom. MAYBE some slight KakuHida... if you look real close, tilt your head to the side, and squint. CRACK

Gaara falls in love with Naruto for something he can't help. R&R

Ever imagine what Voldemort's personal life was like? Well look no farther. Chronicles of Voldemort provides you with all the information you ever wanted to know about your favorite dark lord.

I just couldn't resist. Implied AxI at the end, very slight.

Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!

What would be a normal day at the Akatsuki headquarters? Imagine... Giant shark tanks, broken sculptures, pissed off Akatsuki members, and a pink apronclad Tobi. Yes, indeed. All about Tobi and his little antics. Crack fic!

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

ONE SHOT...The secret thoughts of Seras Victoria regarding the little eight legged fiends....Or maybe not so secret thoughts...Rated for language.

The greatest shelter is never found within four walls, nor hidden behind locked doors, but in the warmth of an embrace. Anderson x Seras

It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.

Hey, even a dhampir has do laundry sometime, right?

Sera's behavior is suddenly taking a drastic plunge. Everyone watches in worry with Integra displeased. Despite himself, Alucard steps in to help...but is it enough? Or had he already lost? Complications arise when outside forces preys upon his fledglig.

One drabble for every letter of the alphabet, featuring our favorite ship, Ron and Hermione!

A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN

Another collection of bizarre ficlets and minifics. Character interviews, Debates, what it scenarios, and of course the usual outragously funny stories. Expect some major OOCness in some parts. Reviews would be appreciated, even if they are flames.

Hellsing goes on a jaunt to the Happiest Place on Earth. Why? We don't know. We don't care. Snappy, unrelated scenes for you to partake of.

There are some things you just don't do...

In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi?

some HpGw and RwHg and SfOC.... the gang plays pranks and plots evily on their new computers and chat on their new cell phones! unknown to them, Dumbledore knows whats happening and laughing his head off.

The Hellsing Organization has slowly rebuilt itself after the Incognito fiasco. But the fools working there will probably tear it down. And the threat of Millenium is no help, either.

The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

Answer to the Paper Bag Challenge on Fictionalley. Oneshot. Snape challenges Harry to find his way out of a paper bag. Hilariousness.

James and Sirius try to prove themselves by fighting their way out of a paper bag, which ends up being more difficult than they may have expected.

As Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Snape can't help but feel a tiny bit skeptical of Harry's fighting abilites. Can Harry fight his way out of a paper bag?

The teachers have run out of good ideas...

In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.

James, Sirius, Remus, and occasionally Peter, as all best friends do, write notes to pass the time! No point really, just fun.

Its that time again. The Queen is demanding that Integra get married and provide an heir. So of course she holds a ball for Integra. But Integra's choice will destroy all of England. For this sin, someone must die. Story is now COMPLETE.

Not your typical Lily and James hate each other and get stuck in each other's bodies and fall in love Fic. They do seem to hate each other and they do end up switching bodies, but this isn't the typical telling of the tale. COMPLETE

Parody. Legolas finds himself pregnant. Again.

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.