kids these days only knowing one language, shame. i would suggest Seras brush up on her French or walk around with a dictionary. i know some of Alucard 's hobbies it annoying Integra. very funny fics

Both totally hilarious. I love you author person!

those titles made me burst out laughing just from the titles. "hot pocket of doom" 'sniggers madly'

Ok, the second part had me laughing till i cried. This story is going to the favorites just for that!

i agree

i love it.

OOOOH I LOVE MONTY PYTHON! That's like one of my favorite lines in the movie "I feel happy! I feel happyyyy!" That, and the one where the monks are walking along going "Bla bla bla bla bla" WHUMP! "Bla bla bla bla bla" WHUMP! (I know that's not what they actually say, but it might as well be) And the one where the shrubbery guy is like "Oh what sad time are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies" That always cracks me up so much. Keep writing!

LOL!

You make a crazy random situations, and yep, I like it how you make the characters stay in their character. personnally, I like the part where you make Alucard threat Pip to gnaw his leg after Integra asked him about her appearance. (Valentine day)

Not just normal bayonets, SILVER bayonets.

yeah i can see that happening XD

ha! best one!

Mornin! :D

Just doing this to tell ya that this is one of the most brilliant ficlet-colelctions ive read in several days. And ive only been here for 3 days. D

Although, there are some english errors in there now and then. But, since the plot quality is that hight, Im just ignoring it.

Although, in the first story (i think), where Pip greets Seras with "Bonjour, mon ami!"... Thats wrong. Since Seras is a female, its supposed to be "Amie". Dont ask me why, im not french, but my french teacher (who actually is french) was beating it into my head yesterday. Figuratively speaking. So, in essence, Pip insulted Seras by calling her a man. Although, they are pronounced exactly the same, so even if Seras DID speak french (which she obviously doesnt, when you think of what she said... "chuckle" :D) she wouldnt notice the difference. Unless Pip wrote it down, of course...:D

Phew, that was a much longer rant than planned.

Great ficlet-collection! :D

Oh, so it's because Alucard. Hmm no wonder she doesn't get any cards or flowers at all.

I wonder what's Integra's reaction when she finds out?

"Don't let Alucard babysit."

Oh wow, I must agree on that one.