Mornin'. *tips fedora*
Thanks for visiting my profile=D

English is my second language, so please dont go to hard on me for small errors and such. Also, if there are expressions you dont get, it might be bacuse they are possibly "Norwenglish", which is norwegian expressions and phrases translated into english. If you PM me about it, Ill try to explain it for you=D

My real name is not Jack, but it is my internet name, so I'll be using it as my pen-name. The "Hawthorne" bit is sort of an internal joke from my favourite forum.

Right now, I'm writing a Fallout: Equestria fanfic.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything of the stuff written here, with the exceptions of the OC's created by me. If you want to use them, feel free to ask.

If you havent watched James Camerons Avatar yet... Shame on you! It is made from pure epic and awesome! GO WATCH IT! =D
And, if you HAVE watched it, and thought it sucked, don't even try to tell me. I have read a LOT of arguements on why it suck, and to some degree I agree, but I really don't care. I think Avatar is awesome, despite the fact that it is rather unoriginal at times. End of discussion.

WORKS IN PROGRESS:

Fallout: Equestria, Aqua Pura: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic / Fallout crossover. This is infact a recursive fanfic; it's a fanfic of a fanfic. More specifically, it's a fanfic of Kkat's brilliant work, "Fallout: Equestria". Kkat's story is easily the most brilliant piece of text I have ever read. In progress.

Bloopers: Hellsing. This is a series of small ficlets based on some the "Hellsing Bloopers" series that Fireheart1001 on Deviantart has made. On hiatus.

The Beginning: Hellsing. This is my main Hellsing project. Will detail how my OC, Jack Smith, joins the Hellsings. Set in the alternate universe specified below. On hiatus. "UPDATE": This fic is going ot be rewritten with a new plot. Expect that it may be taken down for a while, then put back up again. On hiatus, possibly cancelled.

But then I got high: Avatar. I have changed this onto a series of oneshots. Will probably just be the place were I unload all my ape-shit crazy blot bunnies before moving onto the real stuff. And, I'm still accepting plot-ideas for it. On hiatus.

A new beginning: Avatar. The prologue for my Avatar project. Will detail how the Na'vi and the scientists managed after the "jarheads" were sent home. On hiatus.

XYZ: Avatar. Untitled for the moment. Main project in the Avatar universe. Still on the planning stage. Aforementioned planning stage has been taking a lot more time than I anticipated, partly due to the fact that every time I feel like I'm ready to start writing, I find a new plot point I want to work into it. On hiatus.

Hellsing AU (Updated to fit the new plot for The Beginning) :

When specified, I will use an alternative universe for my Hellsing fanfics. Most of the universe will be simalar to the manga/OVA version, but there are some changes. The changes are these:

The setting is in the year 2035, which is 5 years after the epilogue in the manga. However, for the sake of simplicity, I will pretend that technology havent advanced.

Walter is alive. I will explain this by saying that he was brainwashed by those Millenium dudes. When the blimp he was in chrashed, he was still (somehow) alive. Soldiers restrained him, and then brought him to the Hellsing mansion. There, his FREAK-chip was modified based on the Docs notes, recovered from the blimp. Now, he is basically a vampire without any special powers. For example, he cannot shapeshift, nor walk throught walls. However, he must drink blood, has red eyes, has fangs, and doesnt like sunlight. He is no ones fledling, nor can he ever make one.

Integra had a daughter, with an as of yet unknown man. The daughter, named Elizabeth, is currently 15 years old, and therefore born 10 years before the manga epilogue. At that point in time, Integra was around 40 years old.

The world political situation have changed, and about half the world (the rich part) have gathered into the United Nations of Earth, UNE for short. To ease the change between beeing a country and a region in the UNE, most countries still run themselves and the regions are still called a "country". However, several major and important agencies from each countries have banded together to form larger organizations. The Hellsing organisation and the Iscariot organisation are no exceptions, and both have joined the International Agency of Paranormal Defence, IAPD for short. The IAPD is secret, and other than the members, only a selected few in each country know of its existence. Most of these separate organisations still retain their names and most of their autonomy, and functions as regional "exterminators". For example, the Hellsings main region is Great Brittain, while Iscariot mostly operates in Italy. However, due to the international nature of the IAPD, there is nothing that prevents Hellsing from doing its thing in Italy. Of course, neither Hellsing nor Iscariot likes working with the other, but the Queen and the Pope forced them to.
Also, some of the organisations under IAPD have taken on speciality roles. Hellsing, for example, have specialised in vampire-hunting. That means that in addition to the cases that pop up in England, they also take care of especially dangerous cases in other countries.

Somehow, England managed to cover up the fact that there was vampires that conducted the Millenium incident. To most of the world, it was simply a fanatical group of nazis descendant from people who fled the Third Reich when it fell. The official reason they managed to do so much damage in such a short time was that they suprised England. Since there was rarely any actual survivors from a Millenium vampire encounter, very little information of the soldiers monstrous strenght was leaked. Those who DID survive was either silenced, bribed into silence or hired as soldier for Hellsing.