Its been a long while since I written anything Mythbuster/Hellsing related. So I decided to make Bloopers for the first series. Enjoy.

Adam: Look Jamie, it's Alucard's hat.

He picks up the red fedora and puts it on his head.

Jamie: I don't think that's a good idea Adam.

Adam; Com on Jamie, lighten up.

He then proceed to pretend to be the No Life King. Voice and all.

Jamie: I think you should stop now.

Adam: Why's that?

The jokester of the Myth crew felt a hard body on the back. He then turned around to see the Vampire lord himself. His eyes narrowed at his antics.

Adam: Oh $%.

Alucard gripped the collar of Adam and threw him far in M-5. Luckily for him he crashed into some soft padding.

Jamie: Lesson for today kids; never touch a maniac vampire's fedora.

Narrator: Isn't that the truth.

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Tori: Hey Grant you think they will sparkle like the vampires from that movie?

Both male build team started to laugh. But stop when they felt cold steel on their forehead. Their eyes looked up to see the barrels of Alucard's guns.

Alucard: Mention that piece of *&% again and I blow your $% heads off.

Gun click.

Seras: Master, we're here to bust myths. Not heads.

As the blonde bombshell wrapped her arms around his arm and succeeded in leading him away from the humans.

Grant: I think I just wet my pants?

Tori: Me too.

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Shows Tori sleeping on a couch. Adam comes in and *8shhh* the readers. He then brings up the head of Vampster. Adam then creped up to Tori. Once he got close to him, he brings the head of the Nazi vampire to Tori's face. After awhile, Tori slowly opens his eyes. And when he does He got so scare that he fall face first onto the floor.

And Adam and the camera crews just laugh his ass off.

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The Mythers watch as Baskerville *goes on* Buster

Kari: No Baskerville, not on Buster. No ooohh, that's just disgusting.

Grant: Is it actually burning the flesh of Buster?

Adam: That's what I call powerful whiz.

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The Originals are going through some tapes.

Adam: Hey Jamie, where is the tape where the gang went to the night club for that vampire seduction myth.

Jamie: That was confiscated by the police.

Adam: What? Why?

Jamie: Well it seem that some guys were getting a little to fresh with Seras and Alucard had to teach them a lesson.

Saying it so calmly. Like it was a natural thing to happen.

Adam; Was it bad?

Jamie: Well I know one thing, those guys wont go to any night clubs anytime soon.

Narrator and Adam: Ouch.

The last one is my bad. I re-read the first chapter and I forgot to make a chapter for the night club scene. Stupid me. Also people who are waiting for a update for Myth/Hellsing two, its going to be awhile. Maybe next year. Well I would love to know your thoughts on this in your reviews. I bring more later. Thanks for the read and have a nice day.